poor kid

[Warm & Fuzzy]

What is the worst thing you can do to a 5 year old?

[Penny Lane]

Tell him that there is no Santa Claus! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif

But that would be cruel and unusual punishment! Please don't do that! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

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[Kay Scarpetta]

Tell him there is no Santa OR Easter Bunny. LOL. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif *evilness grin*

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[Adele]

Tie them up, threaten to beat them with a crowbar, lock them in a closet, make them watch your tapings of the local news and tell them their parents are NEVER coming home.....I wouldn't try that though. It's a little too graphic.



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[Ags2000]

At Easter time, spread some cotton balls around with some ketchup on them. Make sure the dog makes a comotion during the night. The next morning when they wake up they find this and think that the dog attacked the Easter Bunny. (My brother did this to me)

D

[folfan01]

adele said-
make them watch your tapings of the local news and tell them their parents are NEVER coming home
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/lol.gif

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§*°~¤~°*$arah Joanne Polniaczek*°~¤~°*§
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Gal: Hi. What's your name?
Kevin: Kevin. Kevin Arnold.
Gal: Hi Kevin Kevin Arnold!

(after steph drove joey's car in the kitchen)
Joey: AHHHHHHH! Is this my punishment for not refilling the ice tray?!
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Wassup
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See ya! *leaves*

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[Beruche]

Lock them in a dark closet and tell them that there are "Monsters" in there that like to eat little kids.I wouldn't really do that though.

[Truth]

Force them to watch an episode of Friends...... No wait that would be too mean.....

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[FOL & DS fan 4ever]

Originally posted by JWillhight:
Force them to watch an episode of Friends...... No wait that would be too mean.....



http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rotflmao.gif

[FOL & DS fan 4ever]

Jo's the bomb,, do you have a particular 5 year old in mind who irritates you?

[Kay Scarpetta]

Originally posted by FOL & DS fan 4ever:
Jo's the bomb,, do you have a particular 5 year old in mind who irritates you?

No but I have a particular 8 year old who annoys the hell out of me- called a sister. I am soooooo using that dog/Easter Bunny idea. Now all I need is a dog!

[Ags2000]

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever:
No but I have a particular 8 year old who annoys the hell out of me- called a sister. I am soooooo using that dog/Easter Bunny idea. Now all I need is a dog!




Be prewarned, my brother got into MAJOR trouble for doing that to me. He was grounded for a LONG time.

D

[Kay Scarpetta]

Originally posted by Ags2000:

Be prewarned, my brother got into MAJOR trouble for doing that to me. He was grounded for a LONG time.

Yeah I doubt I can do it 'cuz between now and March I won't be getting a dog lol. But I'm already in enough trouble with my parents, and this would probably put the frostine on the cake. So, I guess I'll stay clear of pranks. For now..*evilness grin*

[Ags2000]

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever:
Yeah I doubt I can do it 'cuz between now and March I won't be getting a dog lol. But I'm already in enough trouble with my parents, and this would probably put the frostine on the cake. So, I guess I'll stay clear of pranks. For now..*evilness grin*

LOL http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rotflmao.gif LOL

D

[DarleneIllyria]

Originally posted by JWillhight:
Force them to watch an episode of Friends...... No wait that would be too mean.....



roflmao! so true, so true! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Beruche]

Originally posted by JWillhight:
Force them to watch an episode of Friends...... No wait that would be too mean.....



OMG!That is too mean.lol

[nancysbiggestfan]

Not let them watch FOL or TD. But the person is 5 so...LOL, didn't ya know I was gonna say something like that?

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[Kay Scarpetta]

Originally posted by nancysbiggestfan:
Not let them watch FOL or TD. But the person is 5 so...LOL, didn't ya know I was gonna say something like that?

I am trying to think of something that would just be to funny for my 8 year old sister, but not get me in trouble. Ah I dunno. I'll think of something. Well the worst thing I could do to my sister is make her watch an FOL episode! She cannot STAND the show, and everyone on it. That's what I think I'll do. I'll hold her hostage in the living room, and I won't let her go until she watches one 6 hour tape, PLUS the reunion. Ahhhhhhhh. Revenge is sweet.

[folfan01]

Make them watch an XXX rated movie.


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§*°~¤~°*$arah Joanne Polniaczek*°~¤~°*§
~~*~*~*~*~*~~
Gal: Hi. What's your name?
Kevin: Kevin. Kevin Arnold.
Gal: Hi Kevin Kevin Arnold!

(after steph drove joey's car in the kitchen)
Joey: AHHHHHHH! Is this my punishment for not refilling the ice tray?!
~~*~*~*~*~*~~
Wassup
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See ya! *leaves*

[ks]

Make them watch a few episodes of "Mr. Rogers" and "Barney."

ks

[Bootsy Whoosh]

Originally posted by ks:
Make them watch a few episodes of "Mr. Rogers" and "Barney."

ks

Hey! Mr. Rogers is the MAN, and don't you forget it! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

[Adele]

Ya Mr Rodgers IS awesome! I always loved that old man...I saw him one time in Pittsburg! He was coming out of a church...

[Beruche]

Originally posted by Bootsy Whoosh:
Hey! Mr. Rogers is the MAN, and don't you forget it! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif



MAybe but Barney really is scary http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif

[Bootsy Whoosh]

Originally posted by JOblairJOblair:
MAybe but Barney really is scary http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif



No question about that. Has anyone ever seen the Animaniacs where they make fun of Barney? It is hilarious!

[Kay Scarpetta]

Originally posted by Bootsy Whoosh:
Has anyone ever seen the Animaniacs where they make fun of Barney?

No, because they scare me too. *shudders*

[Warm & Fuzzy]

Originally posted by Bootsy Whoosh:
Has anyone ever seen the Animaniacs where they make fun of Barney? It is hilarious!

I have that game!!! LOL...it IS halarious, and Barney was YELLOW!!!



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I don't care whose fault it is! I'm the one who has to tell a man the size of a skyscraper that his living room looks like Seaworld!!!~Jo
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Jenny aka Jinny!

[JT]

You take 'em you give 'em a swirlee then you force them to take a shower and plug clay into the little hole while duck taping them to the floor of the tub.Then you take their favorite toy and kill it with a hammer and tell them you are 'giving it surgery'.Then you sit them on top of the refrigerator and go to your friend's house for an hour then come back and take off the front of the fan then turn it on high power and stick their fingers in it.Then pretend you are have a heart attack.Then you act healed then pretend you are gonna commit suicide then you act like you are gonna kill tem then tie them tightly to the top of a Miata or Wolkswagon and get in it and speed very VERY fast!!!!!Then you put frogs on your George Foreman Grill when they are looking then cut the frogs open and put them in between two slices of bread and stick it in the microwave and tell them it is a Kermit Original Sandwich and that grown up people eat them.Then you watch (in this order):
Scream
Scream 2
Scream 3
The Omen (tell them Damion goes to their school)
Pyscho
The Birds
The Exorcist
The Exorcist 2
Jaws
Jaws 2
Jaws 3
Bride of Chucky
Friday the 13th
All 200 episodes of Frasier
Every single episode of The Brady Bunch

Then you go to a neighbor's house leaving them alone for another hour.Then tell them Barney is fake that he is played by a serial killer who murders every single one of his co-stars.Then tell them Baby Bop is played by another serial killer that possesed you.Then chase them around the house with a machete.Then tell them the man who created Sesame Street is dead!Then tell them Oscar the Brouch was originally orange and that Big Bird,Elmo,Snuffalupagous,Grover,Maria and Susan murdered him and that his blood his green and it is oozing in his trash can and that is the only reason why he is green.Then tell them the cast of Will & Grace is gonna perform unapropriate stunts on him/her.
Tommorrow:
Things to Torture a Five Year Old Part 2:The Next Day.

[FolFanatic151]

Originally posted by Bootsy Whoosh:
Hey! Mr. Rogers is the MAN, and don't you forget it! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif



All right!!! You said it! It's nice to have someone on my side on the Mr. Rogers issue!