Breaking News: TJL, Imaginary Wife are Splitsville!

[TJL]

New York - Sitcoms Online Senior Member and funk soul brother TJL is separating from his imaginary wife, according to close friends and confidants, ending a three year imaginary marriage.

"It really is a shame," Sitcoms Online Chit Chat Guru Janice observed. "It was the most solid relationship TJL ever had. I'm just glad there aren't any made up children involved."

More as this breaking story develops!

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[Janice]

Regardless of what I stated publicly, I knew it wouldn't last. It was more of a competition than a marriage, and once his imaginary wife won that imaginary Oscar, it was too much for TJL to take. Not mentioning him in her imaginary acceptance speech sent that marriage over the cliff....especially since he wrote the movie for which she won the imaginary statue.

Prior to that, there was the affair TJL had with one of the imaginary stars of Lost, while filming on location in Hawaii. The guy sells his first script and it goes right to his....head. ;)

[Brian Damage]

If you two kids couldn't make it work, I don't know who can?!?

[Ireneparalegal]

Do you need a paralegal to prepare your divorce documents?

[sara]

I hope you signed a prenup those imaginary alimony payments can be murder. ;)

[MsOrange]

I am shedding imaginary tears for you TJ.. my imaginary shoulders is here for you to cry on any imaginary time.

[Jo_Luvs_Ketchup]

I'm shocked. I gave it 6 months!

[Ireneparalegal]

First Reese, then Britney, now TJL!!!!! It's true, things happen in THREES!!!

[Superstar]

That's so sad. I always thought that they'd last. They were so cute together :(

[Lex Luthor]

New York - Sitcoms Online Senior Member and funk soul brother TJL is separating from his imaginary wife, according to close friends and confidants, ending a three year imaginary marriage.

"It really is a shame," Sitcoms Online Chit Chat Guru Janice observed. "It was the most solid relationship TJL ever had. I'm just glad there aren't any made up children involved."

More as this breaking story develops!

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Rumors have it that the imaginary wife has just filed for a huge alimony suit adn she does not want imaginary money.

TJL if you need to hide for awhile, head up North, you can hide out here in Canada.

[Karen*]

Damn, another Hollywood couple bites the dust. :(

[Sharop]

I'm really sorry, TJL. What do your imaginary wife's parents think to all this? Are they remaining neutral, or are they placing the blame for the failed marriage entirely on your shoulders?

[Bobby F.]

You just wanted to be free so you can become the next Mr. Spears!!:D

[Shine]

:lol:

[Courtnee]

terrible ohno:

Why do couples have to break up? Is there a chance of a reunion? :( Better yet, a reality show where you have 15 girls live in your house and you do them all and pick one?

[Penny Lane]

Poor Tom!:(

Did she run off with Tim?:confused: :wave:

[TJL]

Thanks guys for all of the support during this difficult time.
Rest assured that I will bounce back from this crisis as quickly as i can.

My attorney Barry Godtoe assures me that my soon to be imaginary ex-wife will not get anything that was not promised to her in the pre nuptual agreement, which basically means she aint getting any of my Star Wars figures.

Yes, even the large size ones, you two timing tramp!

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[Courtnee]

Thanks guys for all of the support during this difficult time.
Rest assured that I will bounce back from this crisis as quickly as i can.

My attorney Barry Godtoe assures me that my soon to be imaginary ex-wife will not get anything that was not promised to her in the pre nuptual agreement, which basically means she aint getting any of my Star Wars figures.

Yes, even the large size ones, you two timing tramp!

;)
well, that's great news. Chewbacca is safe for one more day.