A couple funny conversations

[Truth]

I was online like normal.... and this guy imed me... i sent the convos to Sean Snow and he told me to post these on this board.... This guy also had imed me a couple times before..... Anyway heres the first one

(I put a couple stars through his name... cause if he finds out i dont want him gettin all mad cause i told everyone his sn or anything like that)


KaiserB** [9:30 PM]: Hey. I can't decide what to wear to bed. You pick for me.
JWillhight [9:30 PM]: uhhhh what>
KaiserB** [9:31 PM]: go ahead. pick something.
KaiserB** [9:32 PM]: Seriously. Go ahead. I need to get to bed.
KaiserB** [9:33 PM]: it's not that big a deal. What should i wear to bed?
KaiserB** [9:35 PM]: come on. i'm really tired.
JWillhight [9:35 PM]: dude ur dumb
KaiserB** [9:36 PM]: gee thanks. you're not all that smart either. i'm just asking a simple question, and you can't answer it.
JWillhight [9:36 PM]: lololol
KaiserB** [9:37 PM]: so, go ahead and answer.
KaiserB** [9:37 PM]: hurry up
JWillhight [9:38 PM]: why are u asking me this>
KaiserB** [9:38 PM]: cause i can't decide. i want you to decide for me. it's a simple question. just answer.
JWillhight [9:39 PM]: uhmmmmm Ok....... Who are you> This is like the first time ive ever talked to you.....
JWillhight [9:39 PM]: Wait are you that one guy who kept asking me what you should do cause ur friends rip ur shirt off when ur wrestltling>
JWillhight [9:39 PM]: wrestling*
KaiserB** [9:40 PM]: I think we've talked before. it was a long time ago, i guess. yeah, that's me.
KaiserB** [9:42 PM]: so? answer
JWillhight [9:43 PM]: dude u are crazy....
KaiserB** [9:43 PM]: cause i can't make up my mind? that makes me crazy? come on, i wanna go to bed.
JWillhight [9:43 PM]: How would i know what clothes u have>
KaiserB** [9:44 PM]: i'm wearing a pair of sweat pants and a grey t-shirt, with boxers.
JWillhight [9:44 PM]: then keey that...
JWillhight [9:44 PM]: keep*
KaiserB** [9:45 PM]: that's dumb. i waited just for you to decide that? nothing more interesting? that sucks.
JWillhight [9:45 PM]: I gots to go

LOLOLOL

He imed me that a few days ago then the next day

KaiserB** [2:53 PM]: what should i wear to dinner downstairs?
JWillhight [2:53 PM]: OMG ITS U AGAIN
KaiserB** [2:53 PM]: i'm giving you one more shot.
JWillhight [2:53 PM]: Ur funny
KaiserB** [2:54 PM]: funny? why? i just want a dare.
JWillhight [2:54 PM]: HA HA HA HA
KaiserB** [2:54 PM]: you don't want to?
KaiserB** [2:55 PM]: you're no fun...
JWillhight [2:56 PM]: HA HA HA HA HA

on the last HA HA HA HA i put it said he logged off... LOL

What do ya all think of this....... LOL This guy was weird...... was he serious thou> LOLOL Who knows...

[JoPol_wannabe]

That is to funny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rotflmao.gif ! That guy is so sad I mean he can't even figure out what to wear to bed like come on my dog could do it.

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Nat: Lights Tootie Lights
Tootie: What's going on
Nat: something furry just crawled up my leg
Tootie: Wishful thinken
nat: I'm talling ya I felt something now move over
Tootie: Nat there no room
Nat: I don't want this fury thing hibernating in my nighting gown now mover over
Jo: Now can we get some sleep
1 minute later
Blair: HA HA HA stop it Jo
Jo: What
Blair: Your tickling my feet
Jo: No I'm not
Blair: HA HA HA very funny Tootie
Tootie: I'm over her Blair
Blair: NAtalie?
Nat: YO
Blair:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Jinny: When I found my mom- I had just got back from school my dad wasnt home from work yet - John Jr. was out riding his - his motorcycle KC i dunno I think you were at a friends house. I dont remember. I remember I had a pretty good day at school I gotta a- B+ on an algebra test. I knew my mom was gonna be real happy about that cause - She really got off on stuff like that. So I came home I- uh- I called out for her but I didnt- I didnt hear anything so - I went into the bedroom - There was such a - a strange smell I didnt know what it was and then I saw her two feet sticking out from the bathroom and I remember I flashed on the wicked witch of the east you know the one that Dorothy landed on - I went over pushed the door and I thought she must of fallen and hit the side of the sink or the toilet or something....Because the whole side of her head was open - and then - I realized what the smell was - Blood- My god there was so much blood...I just stood there - I just - frozen I couldn't move. Then Finally I heard the front door and I must of screamed because John Jr. came in pushed me out of the way and - and then everyone came Black and Whites - uniforms..They found the gun - put it in a bag. Then they put her in a bag too. I remember your face - Dad - Because it looked like someone had shot the side of your head off too. I knew you were in the living room and I knew you were drinking because I remembered the sound of the ice crackling in the glass as you kept pouring - and I remember thinking - God that must be nice - you know - to be able to drink like that and forget. Make your mind like a - a big black board and - and use booze to erase all the thoughts that must of been going through your mind all the questions..guilt..Just keep pouring just let it all slip away. You know like sand through your fingers - till theres nothing left -- God i wanted to feel that way too....


Ross talking to Joey and Phoebe
Ross: Condoms are only 97% effective
Joey; are you serious only 3% of the time they don’t work, they should put that on the box
Ross: Evidently they do
Joey: WHAT (whips out a role of condoms and looks them over)

Ross & Rachael see a picture of there unborn baby
Rachael: I don’t see it
Ross: You said you just saw it
Rachael: I lied I don’t want to seem like a terrible mother
Ross: Hey it’s right there
Rachael: Oh I see it now
Ross: Do you really
Rachael: NO
Ross: Ok ok you see that thing that looks like a peanut
Rachael: Ya
Ross: That’s it
Rachael: Well I see it now

[Penny Lane]

This dude is probably perfectly harmless but he seems to be a pest! Just sign out when he comes on. Can't be too careful nowdays!

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Cupcake

[Montana Ponine]

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/lol.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rotflmao.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/lol.gif
That's sad...

[Kay Scarpetta]

Originally posted by Montana Ponine:
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/lol.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rotflmao.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/lol.gif
That's sad...

exactly



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[Max Whittaker]

Yeah, that guy sounds harmless. Kinda' entertaining actually. You should have answered his questions. They seemed innocent enough. Just think, just because you didn't answer his questions he may have gone to bed and dinner naked! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/lol.gif ...Nevermind...

[moofomoo]

LOL, wanna hear something rather amusing? I do that to my friends sometimes...but NEVER WITH CLOTHES!!!

"Alright, I'm bored, what should I watch?"
"What? Gracie, you dork, pick something!"
"Well I can't decide! Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, or Men In Black in widescreen?"
"Oh geeeeeeeeeeeeeez! Next you'll be asking me what to wear to sleep in! LMFAO"
"Nahhhh, ok fine, I'm watching Labyrinth."
"Didn't you just watch that yesterday? lol"
"Ok...so?"
"OMG you're too funny...we need to pop you open and install a decision chip in that brain of yours, can't you ever pick something on your own?"
"Always, I just like messin with ya! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif"


That's an exerpt from a conversation I had a couple days ago, but yeah I only do it to make people laugh...I wouldn't honestly wait there and see what they wanted me to do! In that case, I was already watching The Dark Crystal...lol.

Clothes? LOL, that's what my roommate is for! If I can't decide I just say "hey Ami...come here..." and figure it out.

**Gracie**

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Delivery guy: "Blanche Deverux?"
Dorothy: "That's Devereaux...it's only pronounced the other way in limericks."
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Sophia: "Let me tell you girls the three most important things I learned about life: number one, hold fast to your friends; number two, there's no such thing as security; and number three, don't go see "Ishtar." Woof!"
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Dorothy: "You'll have to excuse my mother, she recently had a stroke rendering her totally annoying."
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Dorothy: "What happened, the rabbit died laughing?"
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Rose: "Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?"
Sophia: "Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and its starting to get on my nerves."

[tonicapollo]

hey he sounds pretty kool you should add him as a buddy..
you know and talk to him more like that he is pretty weird but funny you'd prab. get a kick out of hime when ever he's on or somthin well thats just what i say in my opinion... well buh bye l8r

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hello all

humans are viruses all we do is breed spread out like germs a devaur everything we can..So killing the comon cold is the same as alians killing us!!!!!!!!!!

[Meg07945]

make up a weird screen name and start IMing him on that...be 10 times weirder than he is...
lol my friends and I have some strange conversations...but that's another story

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MEG
¤Friends don't let friends get mullets!¤

[marmalade]

Strange...although, it kinda reminds me of some people that I talk to on a regular basis.

[tonicapollo]

you refering to me marmalade???????

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hello all

humans are viruses all we do is breed spread out like germs a devaur everything we can..So killing the comon cold is the same as alians killing us!!!!!!!!!!

[marmalade]

Originally posted by tonicapollo:
you refering to me marmalade???????



Yes! You had to ask?

[tonicapollo]

Originally posted by marmalade:
Yes! You had to ask?

yes i did i dont talk strange like that...

do i?

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HI

i dont know what to write her please give me an idea email it too me at tonicapollo@aol.com thanx

[tonicapollo]

i dont no more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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haha marmalade no point here lololololololol

[marmalade]

Um...ok...whatever.

[Mossopp]

A friend of mine kept getting IM's from this dude in Texas (I forget what his name was but he was weird!). He was really old and creepy - he kept asking my friend to go on a picnic with him - he obviously didn't realise that it might be a bit difficult to go on a picnic with someone who lives halfway around the world! Anyway, he kept sending her pictures of himself. He sent her this one picture of him with his dog - it was this really ugly pit-bull thing! So my friend took his picture and messed about with it a little. She cut his head and the dogs head off and swapped them around. She also made it look like the dog was leading him around on a leash! Then she sent him the photo back...

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rotflmao.gif

...she never heard from him again!



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"This life has been a test. If it were an actual life you would have recieved instructions on where to go and what to do."
- Angela, 'My So-called Life'

"...everything was there and around us. We knew exactly who we were and exactly where we were going. It was grand."
- Gordie, 'Stand By Me'

"First you gotta do the Truffle Shuffle!" - Mouth, 'The Goonies'

[moofomoo]

My friend Steph always gets these messages like "You want for a hot chat?"

You gotta love some of these people...the stupidity and hilarity of it all. This is where Stupid News is BORN!!!
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
**Gracie**

[Truth]

i hate it online when peeps im me then sign off right away!

[DarleneIllyria]

Originally posted by Mossopp:
A friend of mine kept getting IM's from this dude in Texas (I forget what his name was but he was weird!). He was really old and creepy - he kept asking my friend to go on a picnic with him - he obviously didn't realise that it might be a bit difficult to go on a picnic with someone who lives halfway around the world! Anyway, he kept sending her pictures of himself. He sent her this one picture of him with his dog - it was this really ugly pit-bull thing! So my friend took his picture and messed about with it a little. She cut his head and the dogs head off and swapped them around. She also made it look like the dog was leading him around on a leash! Then she sent him the photo back...

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rotflmao.gif

...she never heard from him again!



ROFLMAO! I'm getting a kick out of this post, actually this whole topic. lol



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[Eddie and Lumpy suppress laughter]

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[Krisalicious]

Did any of u ever IM Rory Gilmore? LOL shes a robot....