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*Pleasant Tomorrow*
10-13-2006, 09:17 PM
Santa: A Flaming Homosexual

Santa Clause. Kris Kringle. Father Christmas. No matter what you call him one thing is apparent: he's a flaming bastard. Most people would disagree, saying he is the symbol of giving and Christmas itself. K for one thing Jesus could kick his ass. http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/7631/jesusownsha2.jpg Another, everyone knows Santa always leaves our houses smelling like rotten tuna fish on a hot summer day. Who wants that? No one wants that.

Not only is Santa perhaps marking the worst period in American history, he is also raping children...'s minds. Of greed, disgrace, and Uncle Sam. Traitor. Oh here kids have a barbie doll. Take the frikken barbie doll kids, don't go and vote. Take the barbieeeeeeee.

Needless to say the years of Santa have been bad for our nation. Remember the incident where Jimmy got stuck in a tree and almost broke his neck as he tried to look fah Santi Clause in the sky? Yeah and remember when Elmira wouldn't go to bed and ended up getting diabetes because of all the cookies she ate waiting? Yeah. Ya do.

Santa Clause is a conservative liberal, commie warmonger. We all know it. Would he hang out with Osama? You know it. Would he date Hilary? Let's just say Chelsea isn't Bill's. At least the easter bunny is a man of character. Santa Clause doesn't even cut it.

Santa Clause is not an American Citizen. He is a fat pig. So in closing, die Santa. We don't need your face anymore.
Ravey
10-13-2006, 09:24 PM
I like santa cause mommy buys me chocolate calendars and I get to eat a chocolate each day waiting for santa's fat ass on xmas day. :(
*Pleasant Tomorrow*
10-13-2006, 09:27 PM
I like santa cause mommy buys me chocolate calendars and I get to eat a chocolate each day waiting for santa's fat ass on xmas day. :(
Is Santa the one giving it to you? No. His fat ass is probably sitting in a ice house eating pollo con arroz and sniffing pixie stix. Next time you want to disagree bring in a better argument. :rolleyes:
EmoJoe
10-13-2006, 09:27 PM
ugh santa is such a horrible person. i cant stand him. whenever i see his face on TV when hes on bill o'reily or lou dobbs i kick and destroy the TV. hes such a typical conservative liberal.
Ravey
10-13-2006, 09:32 PM
Is Santa the one giving it to you? No. His fat ass is probably sitting in a ice house eating pollo con arroz and sniffing pixie stix. Next time you want to disagree bring in a better argument. :rolleyes:
No.. but BECAUSE Santa exists.. the chocolates in the calendar with his sweet innocent face on the cover... are available for me to have.
EmoJoe
10-13-2006, 09:34 PM
No.. but BECAUSE Santa exists.. the chocolates in the calendar with his sweet innocent face on the cover... are available for me to have.
:rofl: all you pro-santas are exactly the same. santa wants to get you fat so he can control your MIND...dont you get it?!
Ravey
10-13-2006, 09:35 PM
:rofl: all you pro-santas are exactly the same. santa wants to get you fat so he can control your MIND...dont you get it?!
If you get fat it's not Santa's fault, it's YOURS.
*Pleasant Tomorrow*
10-13-2006, 09:40 PM
No.. but BECAUSE Santa exists.. the chocolates in the calendar with his sweet innocent face on the cover... are available for me to have.
Well if you check out here in my Almanac O' Stuff, I found evidence that Santa is an ax murder. Innocent?
*Pleasant Tomorrow*
10-13-2006, 09:43 PM
If you get fat it's not Santa's fault, it's YOURS.
Typical, typical. :rolleyes: You Santa mongers are all alike.
Cactus Jack
10-13-2006, 09:43 PM
LOL ,man that Santa seems like an assho ho hole;)
Central Perk
10-13-2006, 10:10 PM
Santa Clause 2+3 are garbage. The first movie actually seems to have some realism and relatability whereas the others are just full of candy canes and too much North Pole goofiness.
TheGreatPretender
10-13-2006, 11:53 PM
conservative liberal.

Huh? :rofl:
Courtnee
10-14-2006, 03:05 PM
:rolleyes:
Sharop
10-14-2006, 03:08 PM
Rudolph is very cute, though.
*Pleasant Tomorrow*
10-14-2006, 07:09 PM
:rolleyes:
Santa Clause is the first holiday figure to openly attack the spirit of the nation. That's a fact, but I guess pro Santa liberal conservatives have issues with the facts. :rolleyes:
robyrob
10-15-2006, 12:41 AM
this is the WORST Luau i have ever been to.
hippiechick60
10-15-2006, 12:33 PM
hey guys come on don't say stuff like that ok i mean geez kids might see this so shut up!
EmoJoe
10-15-2006, 01:25 PM
hey guys come on don't say stuff like that ok i mean geez kids might see this so shut up!
:rolleyes: what a conservative liberal santa lover.
hippiechick60
10-15-2006, 01:53 PM
:mad: no i just don't think that you people should be saying stuff like that i mean like i said little kids might be reading this or something and they still think that theres a santa i'm just standing up for it thats all! so please just pick something else to talk about ok! thanks
Courtnee
10-15-2006, 02:18 PM
Santa Clause is the first holiday figure to openly attack the spirit of the nation. That's a fact, but I guess pro Santa liberal conservatives have issues with the facts. :rolleyes:
your mom has issues with the facts.
Courtnee
10-15-2006, 02:18 PM
:mad: no i just don't think that you people should be saying stuff like that i mean like i said little kids might be reading this or something and they still think that theres a santa i'm just standing up for it thats all! so please just pick something else to talk about ok! thanks
Children who believe in Santa do not post on message boards about sitcoms.
Cactus Jack
10-15-2006, 03:07 PM
Children who believe in Santa do not post on message boards about sitcoms.
:lol:
Superstar
10-15-2006, 03:55 PM
Children who believe in Santa do not post on message boards about sitcoms.
I'm a kid who believes in Santa so shut up COURTNEE!!!
Courtnee
10-15-2006, 06:28 PM
I'm a kid who believes in Santa so shut up COURTNEE!!!
,COURTNEE!!*** :snob:
hippiechick60
10-16-2006, 12:03 PM
well you know what people don't go posting stuff like that period so look whos talking! its pretty plan to see that not only have you all have some seruosely sick issues but you don't have any respect for the sprit of chirstmas!
robyrob
10-16-2006, 01:56 PM
i am sure that they will ALL be getting lumps of coal in their stockings, but it was just a joke... please dont take it seriously
Courtnee
10-16-2006, 02:01 PM
well you know what people don't go posting stuff like that period so look whos talking! its pretty plan to see that not only have you all have some seruosely sick issues but you don't have any respect for the sprit of chirstmas!
People who can't use commas or capitalize their words don't need to be posting things on a message board.
hippiechick60
10-16-2006, 02:04 PM
whatever man i don't need you to be telling me how to type! at least i'm not the one going on about all this crap!
Karen*
10-16-2006, 03:03 PM
whatever man i don't need you to be telling me how to type! at least i'm not the one going on about all this crap!

Geez. Lighten up. :rolleyes:

BTW, after eighteen grueling years, my mom revealed that she and my dad were really Santa Claus. Not kidding!!
*Pleasant Tomorrow*
10-16-2006, 04:46 PM
Figures a hippy conservative liberal would be for Santa. And I never said there wasn't a Santa. I'm saying there is indeed a Santa and that he is a dirty, filthy whore.
robyrob
10-16-2006, 04:54 PM
honestly you have to be at least 13 to register for SO, and if you are that old and still believe in Santa Clause, then you have to at least be able to handle some jokes/ribbing/criticism for it.

however overrated things like capitalization and punctuation may be, it is against the rules to correct people's grammar and punctuation - can we all just back off to our neutral corners and accept this thread for the nonsense that it is - something completely ridiculous to be fighting over....
Karen*
10-16-2006, 11:36 PM
honestly you have to be at least 13 to register for SO, and if you are that old and still believe in Santa Clause, then you have to at least be able to handle some jokes/ribbing/criticism for it.

however overrated things like capitalization and punctuation may be, it is against the rules to correct people's grammar and punctuation - can we all just back off to our neutral corners and accept this thread for the nonsense that it is - something completely ridiculous to be fighting over....
You made some good points, Roby. Sorry to that hippiechick person.
hippiechick60
10-17-2006, 12:02 PM
:) thank you and i'm sorry that i waseted my breath and my blood presser for all of this! it just wasn't worth it at all!
Jo_Luvs_Ketchup
10-17-2006, 02:02 PM
Woah, wait a minute!

Santa isn't real and he murdered the great pumpkin??

What's happening to the world?? :crying:
Courtnee
10-17-2006, 04:25 PM
Woah, wait a minute!

Santa isn't real and he murdered the great pumpkin??

What's happening to the world?? :crying:
I'm sorry you had to find out this way. :(
TheGreatPretender
10-17-2006, 06:14 PM
Figures a hippy conservative liberal would be for Santa. And I never said there wasn't a Santa. I'm saying there is indeed a Santa and that he is a dirty, filthy whore.
Well whaddya think going down the chimney means? :grineyes:
Karen*
10-18-2006, 12:22 AM
Well whaddya think going down the chimney means? :grineyes:
:rofl: