Really bad joke time

[Sitcomwriter]

Post dumb jokes here.

What do you get when you put on a hat?
A hat that your wearing

Why am I fat?
Because I'm fat

Whos your daddy?
I'm an orphan

What do you get when too much "Family Ties"?
A Meridith Baxter butt Birney

Can I spell cat?
No

Is Harry Potter gay?
C-A-T

What links you to Anne Robinson
Yo' momma is my momma

What is your name?
Emanual Shreeky

What do you get when you mix beer with poker,women and jock starps?
Lesbian

[LaverneShirley]

So there's this cow, right? And the cow was big.

Actually, that's my favorite joke, but most people don't get it. Trust me, it was funny at 3 in the morning after lots of caffeine.

[Kay Scarpetta]

Originally posted by Sitcomwriter:
What do you get when too much "Family Ties"? A Meridith Baxter butt Birney


LOL! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/lol.gif



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"God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference"-Blair Warner


"Blanch, you better wake up. My wife will be home any minute"-Dorathy Zbornack from Golden Girls.

"Hey. Just because you put on a little make-up and walk around with a butter knife doesn't make you Tommy Baker"-Sophia Patrillo from Golden Girls

Jamie, don't you think you should change your NAME to Lisa Whelchel Rocks?!?! LOL

Joyce and Jackie. My 2 sisters...C'mon in have a drink, we don't drink, fascenating!! Meshi!! LMAO and Jackie have you ever seen Tattie in Love?

3 words to the wise...Lisa Whelchel Rocks!

[iwannabeanExstead/McKeon]

those were so friggin' corny..they were funny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/lol.gif (did that make ANY sense?)

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[Mossopp]

Sorry Sitcom Writer but I didn't understand ANY of those jokes. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/confused.gif

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[Meg07945]

lol check out my sig.....thats a pretty bad one i know loads upon loads of momma jokes-- in english AND spanish!

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+yo' mama so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale!+