Patton Oswalt, others, licked by Andy Dick. LOL

[sweetdiggity]

WTH?? :rofl: Got this story from the chit chat board.

HOLLYWOOD - Comedian Andy Dick reportedly went berserk backstage at the Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner on Sunday, licking screen siren Farrah Fawcett and biting a journalist.
New York Post reporter Mandy Stadtmiller claims she watched Dick lick Fawcett, Carrie Fisher and comedian Patton Oswalt before turning his attentions to her.

He allegedly groped her, tried to kiss her, proclaimed his love for her and then bit her hand, telling her, "Baby please, put in something nice. They're so mean. I'm not weird. Maybe I'm a little weird--they make me out to be a monster, I'm not a monster. I just want to have fun, baby please."

She also accuses him of urinating in front of her and offering her cocaine.

The show will air on Sunday Aug. 20.

Andy Dick goes berserk! (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=180458) :eek:

Andy can be reached at 555-NUTBAG!! :crazy:

[HuntingtonM15]

:rofl: What a psycho. Maybe all the flack he took last year at Pam Anderson's roast got to him. Poor Patton!

[LivinLaarge]

wow!!! i guess that makes him a Demented Circus Monkey.

[HuntingtonM15]

wow!!! i guess that makes him a Demented Circus Monkey.

:lol: For sure!

[Ireneparalegal]

What a DICK.

[sweetdiggity]

Andy Dick wore pointy ears and a blue uniform to reveal that he is the secret love child of Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock.

People Magazine Article (http://people.aol.com/people/article/0,26334,1226216,00.html)

I wonder if he was still wearing that stuff while he was licking people? Imagine that! :rofl:

[TryN2BGood]

:eek: what a puke

[sweetdiggity]

:rofl: What a psycho. Maybe all the flack he took last year at Pam Anderson's roast got to him. Poor Patton!

I feel bad for Patton and Andy's other "victims." That's just sick! :eek:
I'll tell ya one thing. If Leah was there and he pulled that crap on her, there would be a different outcome to the story. (R.I.P. Andy) :lol: