Mosquitos

[Max Whittaker]

They are EEEEEvIIIIL! For centuries they have sucked the blood of us humans for their OWN purposes and expect us to be TRILLED about it! HA! Stupid bugs! Now they carry Encephalitis! I say DOWN WITH THE VERMIN! They are no good to us!
An hour ago I battled one of them single-handedly and won! Squished 'em, I did! But then another came! I knew I had to retreat! I think I was bit!

Troups! We must NOT surrender! We CAN beat them!

Watch yourselves Men! And good luck!

He he he he. Did I make a good battle crazy General?

Any way, I ment what I said, "down with the vermin".

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Avonlea RULES!!!

I refuse to acknowledge that Jo is not real. One day I WILL meet her. And I will marry her.

-Kirk out

[Happysmile07016]

I hate them too. In fact we have west nile in my town.

[Bootsy Whoosh]

Mosquitos are evil. They are among the most repugnant of creatures, in my opinion. And they carry lots of nasty diseases, even worse than Encephalitis.

Ticks are evil too. I don't like things that suck blood. As a general rule I do like bats, but vampire bats are creepy as well.

[Max Whittaker]

Also! Mosquitos have NO honor!

[Mossopp]

I don't know much about mosquitos but you guys should try living with the good ol' Scottish midgie and see how you like it!
Mossopp
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[A Gilligan Fan ss]

I hate mosquitos. They always bug you and buzz aruond in your face and drink blood. But they have to do that to live.

[Max Whittaker]

Actually, mosquitos drink blood to nourish their unborn children. Mosquitos themselves normaly eat pollen or something like that.

[Penny Lane]

Originally posted by Max Whittaker:
Actually, mosquitos drink blood to nourish their unborn children. Mosquitos themselves normaly eat pollen or something like that.

Yes, that seems to be their only function, pollenating very small flowers and plants.But I don't know of any function that a tick provides! Anybody else know?



[This message has been edited by NEWHART FAN (edited 08-17-2001).]

[Wild Child]

OMG Max!Your too funny!LOL. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rotflmao.gif
You really brightened my sad day!!LOL....Too funny. Mosquitos are evil....

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"You're born,you move on,you die,that's life."-Jo
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[Cokies]

Everyone knows the fact about how if you squeeze the area where the skeeter is sucking your blood, it'll blow up. Okay, anyway, one day, a skeeter landed on my arm, so I started squeezing. Nothing happened, the thin didn't explode or anything.
The only thing that happened was that I got a even bigger bite. It was huge, and it itched like hell!
I hate them!

[tvfreakknowitall]

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[tvfreakknowitall]

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/dizzy.gif hey they dont bite me i started ripping the wings off of them and after a while i stopped getting bit maybe there smart maybe there planning an attack i dont know maybe there scared hahaha http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/dizzy.gif

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[Jinny Girl]

Well, up here in the wonderful northeast... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/crazy.gif AKA NJ AKA Hicksville USA, we have west nile too. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/crazy.gif It has attaced from... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/crazy.gif Well, NYC which is like REALLY close... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/crazy.gif And I Queen of the Asparagus Bobs And Penguins have sent the Asparagus Bobs and the penguins into battle against these evil creaturs which infest our schools, our homes, OUR LIVES! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/crazy.gif Come on! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/crazy.gif Send in your troops my freinds! WE SHALL PREVAIL! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/crazy.gif

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[LaverneShirley]

I HATE mosquitoes!!! They ARE evil creatures. Every year I get at least one of those really big bites that itch like no other. And having woods in my backyard does not seem to be helping. Luckily, since I don't go outside anymore, I've been getting bit less and less each year.

[Max Whittaker]

Originally posted by Cokies:
Everyone knows the fact about how if you squeeze the area where the skeeter is sucking your blood, it'll blow up. Okay, anyway, one day, a skeeter landed on my arm, so I started squeezing. Nothing happened, the thin didn't explode or anything.
The only thing that happened was that I got a even bigger bite. It was huge, and it itched like hell!
I hate them!

That only works if you have huge muscles.


See, my plan is that I put on long sleaves, long pants, bug repellant, fill a spray bottle with water and soap, and go hunting the pests. They are taking over the back yard! I can't have that! In the words of captain Picard, "the line must be drawn HERE,no farther!" I will NOT have the vermin invading MY space! They ARE going DOOOOOOOOWWWNNN!!!