Wouldn't it be bizarre if....?

[Bootsy Whoosh]

......if real life was the way it was in commercials? If people really spontaneously broke into song about Taco Bell food? If that annoying kid really followed people around trying to get them to buy a Dell computer? If hordes of gorgeous men came out of the woodwork and washed your hair every time you whipped out a bottle of Herbal Essence? If you really talked about hemorroids and colon cancer with strangers in the grocery check-out line? If life-sized hot dogs chased you around that you could obliterate just by chewing gum? If huuuuge red carpets rolled out in front of your car? If everyone with a cold got huge noses that took up their whole face?

I think living in a commercial world would certainly be interesting, and would keep you on your toes.

[LaverneShirley]

ROFL! True, very true. I for one would burst out laughing if someone burst into the Taco Bell song "Well, I'm just a man and a guy and a dude and I'm hungry!" But you bring up an interesting point.

BTW, speaking of the commercial where everyone has a nose for a head... am I crazy or is the guy with all those flowers Al Molinaro?

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"I do like the show.... It's fun to do. I like the character of Charity because she's so hopeful. She's never bitter. There's plenty of things that happen to her that could make her bitter. But she always thinks tomorrow's going to be beautiful. And someday it will be."
- Gwen Verdon

"The advertisements for the show say 'Gwen Verdon as Sweet Charity.' Note that as 'as.' Not 'starring in' or just plain 'in' or even 'in the new musical,' but 'as.' She is that girl. She is Sweet Charity and forever will be."
- Charles Burr

[Cokies]

Interesting theory Prof. Whoosh...
I'd certainly enjoy living a lifestyle whenever I'd enter a elevator, handsome men would just start washing my hair. And of course Dr. Ruth would always there making little ambiguous remarks along the way...

[Bootsy Whoosh]

I would laugh if someone started singing "I'm just a man and a guy and a dude and I'm hungrrrry..." but I would seriously have to hit anyone who started singing the "My Chalupa!" song! And whatever that other one was with that same annoying group of guys...I can't remember what song it is. I think it had something to do with cheese....

[Marta]

lol!! that WOULD be funny. It's kinda the same with musicals too, because it's usually somebody talking about something, and then people just break into a song about it, or start doing a dance routine. now THAT would be funny!! haha!~!

~*MaRtA*~

[FolFanatic151]

LOL, Bootsy Whoosh! That's hilarious!!!

[Max Whittaker]

Don't forget the Bounty commercial with the women's arm getting HUGE when she used it. I always thouht that would be fun.

[Czas na Zywiec]

AHA!!!!!! Think about it. What would you do if you were on the creamwhiches bus? :lol: I'd die laughing. And maybe sing along too.

[-*Forever*-]

:lol: I think I'd die laughing.

[Krystal Lake]

Yeah, that would be weird.

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[TJL]

Originally posted by Bootsy Whoosh
If everyone with a cold got huge noses that took up their whole face?


I saw a bunch of people like that the other night.

Of course I had been drinking at the time...


;)

[Kay Scarpetta]

Honestly, if that Dell guy came after me to try and get me to buy a computer, I'd probably punch him. I cannot stand that guy. I believe Bootsy had made a rather interesting picture of him before....

[Georgia's on my Mind]

Dude! Your gettin a Dell

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Dude! Your gettin a Dell

[Babes_Cat]

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo
AHA!!!!!! Think about it. What would you do if you were on the creamwhiches bus? :lol: I'd die laughing. And maybe sing along too.

OOOOMG! :lol:

[Bootsy Whoosh]

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
Honestly, if that Dell guy came after me to try and get me to buy a computer, I'd probably punch him. I cannot stand that guy. I believe Bootsy had made a rather interesting picture of him before....

Indeed I did. Alas....if I could get online on my own computer instead of my dad's, I would post it again. (I don't remember what thread it was in before, unless it was the annoying commercials one).

[Hollow]

Sometimes i do that to be annoying like whenever i'm washing my hair w/ herbal essenses i say "YES! YES! YES!" lol

[Hollow]

The lamest commercial i've seen is this 1 where something gets spilled and this guy's like "i'll get a brawny paper towel" :rotflmao:

[DarleneIllyria]

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
Honestly, if that Dell guy came after me to try and get me to buy a computer, I'd probably punch him. I cannot stand that guy. I believe Bootsy had made a rather interesting picture of him before....

LOL!

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo
AHA!!!!!! Think about it. What would you do if you were on the creamwhiches bus?
Have a severe nervous breakdown. :D

[Montana Ponine]

:lol: Life would be a lot more interesting but VERY scary.

[ISmellFine]

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo
AHA!!!!!! Think about it. What would you do if you were on the creamwhiches bus? :lol: I'd die laughing. And maybe sing along too.

I'd eat them. :liplick:

[Titania]

I think Id be fine on the bus.....I'd be charged with homicide if I got anywhere near those "Rich Chocolate Oveltine" kids.
ahhhhhhh!!! theyre such little brats!! errr!!!

~cara~

[Hollow]

Originally posted by Titania
I think Id be fine on the bus.....I'd be charged with homicide if I got anywhere near those "Rich Chocolate Oveltine" kids.
ahhhhhhh!!! theyre such little brats!! errr!!!

~cara~
GRRRRRR i hate em......."is that nesquik?" "get real! its rich chocolate ovaltine."

[Czas na Zywiec]

Originally posted by Maura Tierney


I'd eat them. :liplick:

That too. :D

[InspectorExstead]

lol...it would be funny. grease funny. it was funny how they were having teenage crisises and they would break out singing about them. lol.

[Kitt]

Have you seen the Cottonell toilet paper commercials? Lots of butts in the camera? The slogan is something like "what really clean feels like." So I guess if we were all proud of having really clean butts due to using the best toilet paper, we'd go around bragging about it to each other. We'd say stuff like, "Ewww! You stink! Don't you use cottonell?"

[17Mar59]

This is gonna show my age,but I was thinking about the commercials for High Karate they had back in the '60s and early
70s where the guy has to ward off the gorgeous gal after she
gets a whiff of the High Karate cologne he's wearing.LOL!!!!;)
Bet there are a lot of guys who wouldn't mind THAT happening
in real life.

[julian bozo]

It would certainly make life interesting. A few years ago
Tv Land had a commercial that said Tv is (I think) 34% better then real life.

[Krystal Lake]

Originally posted by Titania
I think Id be fine on the bus.....I'd be charged with homicide if I got anywhere near those "Rich Chocolate Oveltine" kids.
ahhhhhhh!!! theyre such little brats!! errr!!!

http://www.avatarproductions.com/assets/images/ov1.jpg
More Ovaltine, please!

[Sean Snow]

Originally posted by Krystal Lake

http://www.avatarproductions.com/assets/images/ov1.jpg
More Ovaltine, please!

*SCREAMS* It's..the..the...Ovaltine kids! *Screams in Terror*

If I was on that bus with those creamwichs I'd tear those little clay people apart and have go crazi (or should I say 'crazier'?). I hate that commercial soooo much.

The Ovaltine commercials..those kids can not act. Neither can the adults. I wouldn't mind them if they could get good actors...I mean even I could act better then those kids, and that is a scary thought.

[Czas na Zywiec]

Why is everyone so against the Creamwhiches bus? LOL I Love that commercial. It's great! :D :D :D

[Bootsy Whoosh]

Originally posted by kittflynn
Have you seen the Cottonell toilet paper commercials? Lots of butts in the camera? The slogan is something like "what really clean feels like." So I guess if we were all proud of having really clean butts due to using the best toilet paper, we'd go around bragging about it to each other. We'd say stuff like, "Ewww! You stink! Don't you use cottonell?"

Keeping with the TP idea...how about if 3 cartoon ladies had a daily quilting bee to stich soft toilet paper for everybody? That would be weird, and they'd have to quilt all day long to make enough! I suspect they have a sweat shop in Cambodia....

[Kitt]

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters
The Ovaltine commercials..those kids can not act. Neither can the adults. I wouldn't mind them if they could get good actors...I mean even I could act better then those kids, and that is a scary thought. I think that commercial is a spoof. It's the same exact commercial that Ovaltine had in the sixties, or whenever it was. So I think they're supposed to sound like a bunch of regular people who can't act because, in fact, they aren't supposed to be actors, they're supposed to be real people saying, "More Ovaltine please." Which goes well with the theme of this thread in a way -- commercials being the real world.

[~Teddybear~]

Or that commercial where you here a voice say "What would YOU do for a clondike bar?" And if you wanted one, you'd have to do something crazy like drive a toy truck! LOL:lol: :crazy: :) :D

[Titania]

Originally posted by kittflynn
I think that commercial is a spoof. It's the same exact commercial that Ovaltine had in the sixties, or whenever it was. So I think they're supposed to sound like a bunch of regular people who can't act because, in fact, they aren't supposed to be actors, they're supposed to be real people saying, "More Ovaltine please." Which goes well with the theme of this thread in a way -- commercials being the real world.


Yeah it is basicly the same commercial it was like 40 years ago. lol, I always wondered why the kids scream at each other in it "Do you want an Oveltine shake?" "I love chocolate oveltine shakes!" "Lets go!"
Maybe theyre all going deaf....

[Czas na Zywiec]

Originally posted by breezyb
Or that commercial where you here a voice say "What would YOU do for a clondike bar?" And if you wanted one, you'd have to do something crazy like drive a toy truck! LOL:lol: :crazy: :) :D

It's klondike. With a k.

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