Sort of a riddle, sort of a joke....

[Bootsy Whoosh]

OK - pay attention.....

Three old ladies are going to a Mariners game. They've never been and are very excited because of the way the Mariners are
playing (YAY). But just to make the game a little more interesting, they bring along a bottle of Jack Daniels. It's a really good game and the crowd's into it and everybody
is having a good time. The little old ladies keep adding a little Jack Daniels to their colas and are having a wonderful time. So there's still a lot of game left when they notice that they are out of Jack Daniels.

Question: What inning is it?
Told ya to pay attention.....


Ok, this is a humorous riddle. The answer to the riddle is like a punchline to a joke. (the joke is the riddle) So think humorously....good luck...

[Slippery Dan]

Considering the fact that they are actually paying money to see the Mariners play, it's still the top of the first inning. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Max Whittaker]

0 inning?

[Bootsy Whoosh]

good guesses, but no. Hmm...this isn't really meant to be a riddle, so I suppose I need to drop some hints. I think that some of the younger people here might not even get the joke, which makes it double hard I suppose.

All I'll say for now is to focus on the Jack. This joke (both parts of the punchline) have to do with the fact that the women are drinking.

[Max Whittaker]

I don't know.

[Bootsy Whoosh]

Ok, I'm just gonna post the joke with the punchline. It was a bad idea to make this a riddle anyway, even though it is sort of set up like one. I found this to be a fairly humorous joke. Better than most of the ones I get through e-mail anyway. Here it is again, with the punchline:

OK - pay attention.....
Three old ladies are going to a Mariners game. They've never been and are very excited because of the way the Mariners are
playing (YAY). But just to make the game a little more interesting, they bring along a bottle of Jack Daniels. It's a really good game and the crowd's into it and everybody
is having a good time. The little old ladies keep adding a little Jack Daniels to their colas and are having a wonderful time. So there's still a lot of game left when they notice that they are out of Jack Daniels.

Question: What inning is it?
Told ya to pay attention.....

It's the bottom of the fifth and the bags are loaded! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/lol.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/crazy.gif

[Max Whittaker]

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gifThats cute.

[Jinny Girl]

ha http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gifha! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/crazy.gif. Thats pretty funny!
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/happyface.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rotflmao.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/happyface.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rotflmao.gif

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~Dana Jinny Exstead~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own.

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

"COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!*

[Bootsy Whoosh]

Glad you liked it. I did too! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/crazy.gif

[Marta]

lol!!!!!!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rotflmao.gif

-MaRtA