Bluestone
08-13-2001, 10:25 PM
An naive man is trying out a new diner.
MONDAY:
Man: "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup."
Waiter: "They don't really care what they eat, do they?"
TUESDAY:
Man: "Waiter, there's a fly in my cup of tea."
Waiter: "For a cup of tea that cheap, what do you want to fall into it, an elephant?"
WEDNESDAY:
Man: "Waiter, there's a fly in my escargot."
Waiter: "From one bug to another, sir."
THURSDAY:
Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my ice cream?"
Waiter: "Looks like it's learning to ski."
FRIDAY:
Man: "Waiter, there's a bee in my soup!"
Waiter: "Yes sir, it's the fly's day off."
MONDAY:
Man: "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup."
Waiter: "They don't really care what they eat, do they?"
TUESDAY:
Man: "Waiter, there's a fly in my cup of tea."
Waiter: "For a cup of tea that cheap, what do you want to fall into it, an elephant?"
WEDNESDAY:
Man: "Waiter, there's a fly in my escargot."
Waiter: "From one bug to another, sir."
THURSDAY:
Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my ice cream?"
Waiter: "Looks like it's learning to ski."
FRIDAY:
Man: "Waiter, there's a bee in my soup!"
Waiter: "Yes sir, it's the fly's day off."