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07-09-2006, 10:01 PM

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dawsongirl

07-09-2006, 10:39 PM

I like women between 18-45, but would consider older if we do not have to touch a lot.

:rofl:

Courtnee

07-09-2006, 10:44 PM

Name: Philip
I'm lonely, how about you? I live in a crappy place and I'm hoping to go somewhere warm and sunny. If you have money and you aren't in Canada please email me.
Country: Wisconsin, USA

Tootie

07-09-2006, 10:57 PM

WTF is everyone doing??

Courtnee

07-09-2006, 11:00 PM

http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/images/4.jpg

You know you'd tap that ass

Hollow

07-09-2006, 11:12 PM

oh, how far technology has come.

LuLu Rogers

07-09-2006, 11:12 PM

I like this guy. http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/images/6.jpg:grineyes:

TheGreatPretender

07-09-2006, 11:22 PM

Name: Armin
Ich liebe frau. Ich liebe bier. Ich liebe brezeln. Ich liebe, liede beim trinken des bieres zu singen den frauen und essen der brezeln. Sie mögen mich?

I love it when they talk filthy :grineyes:

dawsongirl

07-10-2006, 01:04 AM

http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/images/4.jpg

You know you'd tap that ass
He only bathes once a week! :eyes:

PrettyinPink55

07-10-2006, 01:16 AM

I like this guy. http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/images/6.jpg:grineyes:

Hands off! He's mine!!! :p

cmcb06

07-10-2006, 01:44 AM

http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/ss/images/couple-2.jpg

"I love him sooo much, he doesn't mind that I'm as ugly as hell, Hmm he's so sweet and so handsome my momma who ios 345 lbs, and hands like an ox, and was voted perdiest girl of the upsdowns county fair things he's purty purty"

Courtnee

07-10-2006, 02:03 AM

He only bathes once a week! :eyes:
ahaaaa :rofl:

back of bitches :loveya: :grineyes: :grrbald:

Hollow

07-10-2006, 03:48 AM

http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/ss/images/couple-2.jpg

"I love him sooo much, he doesn't mind that I'm as ugly as hell, Hmm he's so sweet and so handsome my momma who ios 345 lbs, and hands like an ox, and was voted perdiest girl of the upsdowns county fair things he's purty purty"
:rofl: :rofl:

Penny Lane

07-10-2006, 09:43 AM

Girls make your choice!:lol:
That last guy looks like Charles Manson:eek:

Dragonflies

07-10-2006, 09:43 AM

http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/ss/images/couple-2.jpg

"I love him sooo much, he doesn't mind that I'm as ugly as hell, Hmm he's so sweet and so handsome my momma who ios 345 lbs, and hands like an ox, and was voted perdiest girl of the upsdowns county fair things he's purty purty"

:rofl: :rofl: