Chocoholic
07-07-2006, 01:29 PM
I got this in an E-mail. Scary thing is I can see quite a few of these coming true.!
Headlines from the year 2029!
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
Baby conceived naturally - - scientists stumped!
First couple to marry in the past five years celebrates both first wedding anniversary and the birth of their first grandchild.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Iran, Libya, and North Korea still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
After being banned for the past 10 years, Christmas is now OK to celebrate.
25-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.( The revenue will be needed to support the U.S. Welfare Country with no borders.)
Simpsons and Law & Order to end runs in Spring 2030. The 9th L&O spin-off enters it's 7th season.
Study says people think television contains too much indecent material.
Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.
Headlines from the year 2029!
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
Baby conceived naturally - - scientists stumped!
First couple to marry in the past five years celebrates both first wedding anniversary and the birth of their first grandchild.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Iran, Libya, and North Korea still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
After being banned for the past 10 years, Christmas is now OK to celebrate.
25-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.( The revenue will be needed to support the U.S. Welfare Country with no borders.)
Simpsons and Law & Order to end runs in Spring 2030. The 9th L&O spin-off enters it's 7th season.
Study says people think television contains too much indecent material.
Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.