Post your worst joke!

[dawsongirl]

The title says it all!

[sue z q]

What made the tomato blush?


He saw the salad dressing.

Oooooo, it's soooooo bad...

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Jo: Partners? You mean 50-50? Uh, 50-50-50-50-50?
Blair: Good, Jo, we'll let you do the books!

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

*^*^*~~~God Bless~~~*^*^*

[Ms.Polniaczek2]

What kinda of coat does a house wear?
A coat of paint.
(So you know,I didn't make this up!)

[JMPolniaczek15]

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A romin' Catholic!

But wait, there's more!

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Mushrooms aren't allowed in here!"
The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fun guy!"

Get it? Fun guy, fungi? Yeah, it's bad.

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"You're old, you're ugly, you live with it!" - Jo
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"Why would you want to be popular? You have to smile and talk to peple and all that stuff!" - Jo
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"...you may have read the new best-selling book, 'If I Have All the Cheese I Want, Why Am I Still Unhappy?'" - Rose Nylund
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"Get back here, you deceitful little Sicilian gecko!" - Dorothy Zbornak
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"I've got PMS and I've got a gun - any questions?" - Jinny Extead

[Cokies]

What was the potatoe's favorite tv show?
M*A*S*H*! Ha! Ha! Isn't it hilarious? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

[Krisalicious]

Oh what a moron I was. It's quoted in the next post but oh well.

[Swimfan85]

Originally posted by Sitcomsgrl89:
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD???? To run away from you!!!!!!

LOL thats what u say to your enemy!!!

Its HILARIOUS rite.......

o i always thought it was to get to the other
sside...

[Meg07945]

umm..why did the traffic light turn red? cause he saw the other one changing.

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~Meg~
*Opportunity does not knock, and then ring the doorbell, and then knock again, and then leave a note that says, "Sorry I missed you" and then call you on the phone.*
+Life's not a garden, so stop acting like a ho+
We are not groupies. Groupies sleep with rock stars because they want to be near someone famous. We are Band-Aids. ~Almost Famous

[KerriBerri687]

okay..now this is LAME. my buddy told it to me...u ready?

what do u call a deer with only one eye?

I have no idea!! (get it..no eye deer...ha...ha)

well there ya go... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/sleep2.gif

[This message has been edited by Blair n' Jo Rock (edited 07-06-2001).]

[Devastation26]

I do believe these can go to the Loke Graveyard.....

yeesh, some of these ar terrible.

[Sean Snow]

There's a Fungus Amongus! (I don't really know if it's bad)

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/grineyes.gif
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[LaverneShirley]

What kind of cheese is not your cheese?

Nacho cheese.

Like, notcho cheese, not your cheese..

It's really bad.

Oh here's another one!

Wana hear a corny joke? Popcorn!

[Plata]

Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.

[Hollow]

I heard this 1 from a nerd.....

Whats as tall as u w/no face? ur shadow

[FOLrocks1]

LOL These ARE really bad!

[JoPol_wannabe]

What is the tallest building?
A library because it has the most stories

What did one worm say to the other worm?
I love you, other worm said Hey I'm your other end

There are two blond girls stuck on and Island and they find a lamp and a genie comes out and they get one wish each, so one blond wishes for a boat and the other one starts getting lonely so she wishes for the other blond to come back.

[vienna waits]

Did you hear about the three peanuts walking down the street?

They were assalted! LOLLLL lame i know

[MyStErIoUs ChIck]

this one is gross:


what do you call a vegetarian's diarreah?

salad shooters!

[Babes_Cat]

Originally posted by MyStErIoUs ChIck
this one is gross:


what do you call a vegetarian's diarreah?

salad shooters!

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Warm & Fuzzy]

Q:: Why was the dog hot?

A:: Because it was a hot dog!

/\ That is the worst joke ever!! :p

[Warm & Fuzzy]

Originally posted by JoPol_wannabe
There are two blond girls stuck on and Island and they find a lamp and a genie comes out and they get one wish each, so one blond wishes for a boat and the other one starts getting lonely so she wishes for the other blond to come back. Mwahaha! :rotflmao: That is funny. ;)

[Hollow]

Originally posted by Jo's the bomb
Q:: Why was the dog hot?

A:: Because it was a hot dog!

:rolleyes:

[MyStErIoUs ChIck]

Originally posted by Teddys_Gurl


:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


back at ya! :p

[Warm & Fuzzy]

Originally posted by goddess89

:rolleyes: Yeppers. That's my worst joke. :p :rolleyes:

[Babes_Cat]

Originally posted by MyStErIoUs ChIck



back at ya! :p

:D thats my job! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Pitooey]

This has to be the lamest, corniest joke...

Knock, Knock

Who's there?

Orange

Orange who?

Orange you glad I'm not a banana? :eek: :eek: :mad: :eek: :eek: :crazy: :p

[Czas na Zywiec]

Q: Why do kangaroos only live in Australia?

A: So they can be near their families! :lol: :lol: :lol:


I know bad. :p :p :p

[-*Forever*-]

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Banana

Banana who?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Orange

Orange who?

Wanna come to my tea party?

LMAO my uncle made that up...

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

Okay my friend made this up:

This bagel walks into a store. It goes up to a guy and goes "Do you have any cream cheese?" and the guy says.........."NO!"


AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!




Yea that wasn't funny.

[Babes_Cat]

One day this duck walks into a connivance store and asks the guy at the counter, "Got any gwapes?"
The man replies, "No, we don't have any gwapes" So the duck leaves.
The next day the same duck walks into the store and asks the guy at the counter, "Got any gwapes?"
"No," is the mans reply once again. So then the duck leaves.
The next day the duck comes in and asks the man, "Got any gwapes?"
"NO!," the man yells. "Now, if you come back one more time I'll staple your feet to the floor!" So the duck leaves.....
But the next day, the duck comes back. "Got any staples?" he asks me man.
"No, we don't have staples," says the man.
"Good," says the duck, "Got any gwapes?"

[Czas na Zywiec]

Originally posted by Teddys_Gurl
One day this duck walks into a connivance store and asks the guy at the counter, "Got any gwapes?"
The man replies, "No, we don't have any gwapes" So the duck leaves.
The next day the same duck walks into the store and asks the guy at the counter, "Got any gwapes?"
"No," is the mans reply once again. So then the duck leaves.
The next day the duck comes in and asks the man, "Got any gwapes?"
"NO!," the man yells. "Now, if you come back one more time I'll staple your feet to the floor!" So the duck leaves.....
But the next day, the duck comes back. "Got any staples?" he asks me man.
"No, we don't have staples," says the man.
"Good," says the duck, "Got any gwapes?"

:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p

[Babes_Cat]

Originally posted by Eric Matthews


:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p

*shrugs* Anyone see that Winterfresh gum commercial? Cuz that's where it's from.............

[tuesday37]

Did you hear about the man that cut off his left side???








He's alright now...:p

[Czas na Zywiec]

I got these from Our Lips are Sealed.


Q: What do you call Austrailian boxers?
A: Down Underwear!!!

Oh, am I supposed to say something funny?

SOMETHING FUNNY!!!

[Czas na Zywiec]

Why are stork's feet so long?























So their feet can reach the ground. :p

[MyStErIoUs ChIck]

There was this man who was going to be in a play
and his line was "I hear the cannon!" ...so he said
it over and over again; practiced in front of his fam
and friends until they were sick of hearing it. Then
it was the night of the play and his family and friends
were there. The cannon went off and they all thought
"oh, no! he's going to say it again" , but instead
...he said "What the hell was that?!" haha....that's a
pretty lame joke, but I laughed my ass off for some
reason when I heard it. hehe! :D

[damin mance]

your class is so full that they need room!:lol:

[Penny Lane]

Ok, I've posted this one before but it is my favorite!:p


What did the fish say when it swam into a cement wall?

DAM!!!!!!!!!!!:lol:

[*PinkLady*]

This is really bad, but I thought it was the funniest thing ever when I was in second grade.

-What did George Washington tell his men to do before they crossed the Potomac?
-Get in the boat.

[Titania]

a frog goes into a bank and walks up to the desk where the teller named Patricia Whack is working, he tells her that his name is Kermit Jagger and he would like a loan for $500,000.
She is very surprised and asks if he has anything for colateral. The frog pulls a keychain in the shape of a pink elephant "i have this" he says.
Miss Whack didnt know what to say so she took the pink elephant and went to see the bank owner. She told him about Kermit Jagger and showed him the "colateral" "What do you think this is??" she demanded.
The owner replied. "It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone!"



:rolleyes:

[*InThisMoment*]

weird i found some of these jokes kinda funny! ;)

[Cactus Jack]

Yeah me too



Okay, this joke probbaly isnt funny to you, but it is to me



There was a 50- headed guy walking down the street, one guy asks him "Why do you have 50 heads?" the 50 headed guy said, I dont know, I dont know I dont know I dont know I dont know

I dont know, I dont know I dont know I dont know I dont know

I dont know, I dont know I dont know I dont know I dont know

I dont know, I dont know I dont know I dont know I dont know

I dont know, I dont know I dont know I dont know I dont know

I dont know, I dont know I dont know I dont know I dont know

I dont know, I dont know I dont know I dont know I dont know
I dont know, I dont know I dont know I dont know I dont know
I dont know, I dont know I dont know I dont know I dont know
I dont know, I dont know I dont know I dont know I dont know

[Georgia's on my Mind]

what kind of flashlight did noah use?
a floodlight

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by *~PinkLady59~*
This is really bad, but I thought it was the funniest thing ever when I was in second grade.

-What did George Washington tell his men to do before they crossed the Potomac?
-Get in the boat.
I dont get it.:confused:

LOl some of those jokes made me laugh. I got a joke, but its not appropriate!!!

[Georgia's on my Mind]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤

I dont get it.:confused:

LOl some of those jokes made me laugh. I got a joke, but its not appropriate!!!
It's a river...you have to get in the boat before you cross a river

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind

It's a river...you have to get in the boat before you cross a river
Yah I know that.. I just dont see why it would be a joke..

[Unwanted Angel]

You wanna hear a dirty joke?























A white horse was playing in the mud.
:lol: :D

[*PinkLady*]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤

Yah I know that.. I just dont see why it would be a joke..

Yeah, it's pretty bad. :lol: Now that I think about it, it isn't really a joke.

[Faith]

how many Penguins does it take to bulid a light house?

None, because alligators can't fly...


Ok, my boyfriend told me that one, and i didn't get it... but it was one of the dumbest i have heard in a while.

[Hollow]

this is a picture of a white horse in a white field during a snowstorm.

[Liza]

Some of the jokes the science majors are passing around:

A proton walks into a bar. He says "Hey, can any of you guys help me? I lost my electron." The bartender asks, "Are you sure?" Proton answers "Yeah, I'm positive"

A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender serves the beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge."

Are these sad or what? :p

[Hollow]

Originally posted by Liza
A proton walks into a bar. He says "Hey, can any of you guys help me? I lost my electron." The bartender asks, "Are you sure?" Proton answers "Yeah, I'm positive"
lol i like that 1.

[sara]

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartenders says "Hey we have a drink named after you." The grasshopper says, "You have a drink called Steve?"

[Hollow]

wait why am i replying to this

[Cashodeen]

A Priest, a Rabbi, a blonde, and a Polock all walk into this bar together. The bartender looks at them and says, "what is this... some kind of joke?"




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I hope no one was offended by my use of the P word up there. If it would make you feel any better, call me a "mic." ;)

[Sterling Holobyte]

Here's one some of you might think is sick! I thought it was funny, ...but sick!


This baby seal walks into a club....







*drums*Ba-dum-bum!