Don't look a gift bong in the mouth.

[~LadyJess~]

Am I the only one here that thought Titanic sucked?

*dodges rotten tomatoes*

Anthony and I "fight" all the time over Titanic because it is one of my favorite movies and he thinks it sucks.

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

OH MY GOD I HATE ROSIE ODONNELL.

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

She should follow her own advice.
"Just because you're louder doesn't mean you're right."

[Mr. Stefani]

look at the new bed we gettin delivered tomorrow
http://www.tandemonium.com/prodphotos/img42a6e9fab6b7e.gif

ITS LIKE A SEX SWING !

[~LadyJess~]

look at the new bed we gettin delivered tomorrow
http://www.tandemonium.com/prodphotos/img42a6e9fab6b7e.gif

ITS LIKE A SEX SWING !

I could never tan in that. Just give me a regular old bed or a stand-up, thank you very much.

[Karen*]

Am I the only one here who thinks this guy is hot?

[PZelda]

look at the new bed we gettin delivered tomorrow
http://www.tandemonium.com/prodphotos/img42a6e9fab6b7e.gif

ITS LIKE A SEX SWING !
Okay, I'm trying to figure out how the hell you're supposed to get in that, and er... I don't know.

It's pretty cool, though. Makes me want to go tan in one. :lol:

[-*Forever*-]

Sigh. Today was so strange.

[-*Forever*-]

I can't stop staring at the main page on Yahoo. I feel like it's October 2004.

[-*Forever*-]

http://www.macon.com/mld/macon/news/weird_news/15790652.htm

Corrine is a senior. The aide was Mrs. Corbett.

GOD GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

look at the new bed we gettin delivered tomorrow
http://www.tandemonium.com/prodphotos/img42a6e9fab6b7e.gif

ITS LIKE A SEX SWING !
LETS TRY IT OUT TOGETHER.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

IM GOING TO LUNCH WITH CURT TOMORROW.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

IM GOING TO LUNCH WITH CURT TOMORROW.
And Sheri.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

I wrote him a note about it lasnight and gave it to Erin to give to him and wrote down to call me at work with a yes/no. ALL DAY HE DIDNT CALL. Then Im on lunch at 430 and Martha comes upstairs saying Curt was just in looking for me. FD&SIFHKDSFD&SFYDSFDSfds

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

KT I have so much to tell you :mad:

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

oh god im reading Brother Jed's website and its probably the funniest thing ever. I want this guy to come back to ISU.

I am ashamed that in my youth I was a drunken whoremongering sot, who deserved Hell. There is a sense in which my ministry is a penance for the many sins of my youth.


oh god.

When we returned the next day, the G.L.B.T. organization was grilling free hamburgers. I thought I would have one while Mike preached until I recognized that the butch looking person cooking the burgers was a girl. Or could she have been a girl posing as a man? This transgender stuff gets confusing, so no hamburger for me that day. But we gave them plenty to think about.

this guy is nuts.

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

The highlight was on 9/11 when I preached with the Holy Bible, the Good Book in my right hand and the Unholy Koran, the bad book in my left hand. As I contrasted the two texts a veiled Moslem witch in black tried to grab my Koran. She said, "That is my Koran, you are a Christian, you can't hold it." When I did not part with my property, she kicked me, slugged me, and broke my glasses. Meanwhile, she was joined by other veiled ones. One of whom tried to choke me with my own tie. I continued my message, even while being strangled. I handed my Koran to Mike Leisner, and he walked away. The women then approached him, and three times threatened, “We will cut you into a thousand pieces.” Meanwhile, the police arrived on the scene and told me to stop preaching, accusing me of causing the disturbance. When I continued, they threatened to arrest both me and the Moslem women for disorderly conduct. However, when they found out from others what really happened, they backed off and left without arresting anyone. The police told another minister, Harold Eatmon, who accompanied us to campus that day to call the police and they would protect me, if there was another attack. The most disturbing thing about the whole incident was not the Moslems. I expected such behavior from them for they are following the teachings of their bad book. However, to the students who watched and listened as all this transpired, I was the intolerant one and the bigot.

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

hahahahaaaaaaa

At the University of Wisconsin, River Falls, Mike, who started the meeting, had a man in black with a safety pin in his brow in his face, who with a demonic voice kept saying, “This is my campus, get off my campus.”

[Mr. Stefani]

i have sleep problems

[-*Forever*-]

WRITING MY RESUME SUCKS.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

EVERYONE GO LOOK AT MY MYSPACE (http://www.myspace.com/solitairexca) AND LOOK AT THE COMMENT STEF LEFT ME. SOMEONE YOUTUBED US MEETING TAYLOR HICKS.

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

WRITING MY RESUME SUCKS.
ugh i have to do that some time before tuesday.

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

EVERYONE GO LOOK AT MY MYSPACE (http://www.myspace.com/solitairexca) AND LOOK AT THE COMMENT STEF LEFT ME. SOMEONE YOUTUBED US MEETING TAYLOR HICKS.
hahahaha thats awesome. whoever filmed that was really annoying though.

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

gah i got an email from this theatre guy about declaring my minor. he doesnt sound like the friendliest of guys.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

UGHHH I dont feel good. This cant be good.

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

Hi Amy,

To declare a Cinema Studies minor, please stop by my office any time
and fill out a form. I am in Centennial West 211, next to the Theatre
Department office. The main things you need to take into account are
1) not all Cinema Studies courses are offered every semester (THE
371, Film Theory, the hardest class, is offered only in the fall);
and 2) the Cinema Studies program may be growing smaller, so you
should take advantage of the variety of courses currently being offered.

Regards,

Tom Powers


he started with a "hi." thats friendly.

[~LadyJess~]

WRITING MY RESUME SUCKS.

Sadly, my resume is a steaming pile of ****. I really need to fix it up before I actually send it to people to get jobs.

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

I dont know where Centennial West is.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

hahahaha thats awesome. whoever filmed that was really annoying though.
Which was about 90% of the people there. After the concert we went out again and there was this annoying 17 year old b WHO REMINDS ME OF ALLISON who pissed us off at the Manchester show. She was all dissing Ryan there so we had to take the gloves off.

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

Which was about 90% of the people there. After the concert we went out again and there was this annoying 17 year old b WHO REMINDS ME OF ALLISON who pissed us off at the Manchester show. She was all dissing Ryan there so we had to take the gloves off.
thats how it always is at american idol related events.

ps: are you going to any clay christmas concerts?

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

oomg that was 47,000.

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

i have to watch my speech video but my roommate never freaking goes anywhere and i dont want to watch it in front of her.

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

its probably bad that this made me laugh, but why the hell is she smiling?

http://photos-945.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v47/92/84/22924480/n22924480_32147945_6402.jpg

[~LadyJess~]

its probably bad that this made me laugh, but why the hell is she smiling?

http://photos-945.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v47/92/84/22924480/n22924480_32147945_6402.jpg

I laughed too. It's the smile that got me.

[~LadyJess~]

I need a real quick last minute Halloween costume to wear to a party tomorrow. I want to steal my friend's Mimi costume but if that doesn't come through I might just wear Anthony's chef outfit and hat. I am lame.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Today is going to be a good hair day. I can feel it.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

thats how it always is at american idol related events.

ps: are you going to any clay christmas concerts?
Just the one in CT since thats the closest one. Least it was last time I checked, Ive been slacking in that dept.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

its probably bad that this made me laugh, but why the hell is she smiling?

http://photos-945.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v47/92/84/22924480/n22924480_32147945_6402.jpg
LOlllll

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Amy, Jess, and Karen... BE CAREFUL!!!

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

You too Jeff.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Jess can defend herself though. She watches SVU.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

SPEAKING OF SVU. Jess, that girl that got raped 3 times and killed herself.. wasnt she the girl that was on that show with Bob Saget like, 6 years ago? SHE LOOKS SO FAMILIAR.

[~LadyJess~]

Amy, Jess, and Karen... BE CAREFUL!!!

I will. I am overly aware of my surroundings when I am walking to my car after my night class.

[~LadyJess~]

Jess can defend herself though. She watches SVU.

Hell yeah!

[~LadyJess~]

SPEAKING OF SVU. Jess, that girl that got raped 3 times and killed herself.. wasnt she the girl that was on that show with Bob Saget like, 6 years ago? SHE LOOKS SO FAMILIAR.

Umm...she didn't really look familiar to me. But I am excited for Mariska's return! Even though we have to wait through 2 weeks of reruns.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces

:rotflmao:

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Umm...she didn't really look familiar to me. But I am excited for Mariska's return! Even though we have to wait through 2 weeks of reruns.
TWO WEEKS?! I thought it was on NEXT Tue. Not this one coming up... the next one.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

TWO WEEKS?! I thought it was on NEXT Tue. Not this one coming up... the next one.
Ugh Ill google a pic for you then.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

http://www.bobsagetisgod.com/

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Ugh Ill google a pic for you then.
http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&q=Kat+Dennings&btnG=Search

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

I have to be out the door in.... 8 minutes and I havent done a thing to my hair!

[-*Forever*-]

thats how it always is at american idol related events.

ps: are you going to any clay christmas concerts?
Pshttt most people are so nice at Idol shows. I love chilling with random people cos it's not awkward with them.

[PZelda]

Which was about 90% of the people there. After the concert we went out again and there was this annoying 17 year old b WHO REMINDS ME OF ALLISON who pissed us off at the Manchester show. She was all dissing Ryan there so we had to take the gloves off.
Um, I hope you mean someone else...

:lol:

[~LadyJess~]

TWO WEEKS?! I thought it was on NEXT Tue. Not this one coming up... the next one.

Well the SVU LJ communities were saying two weeks so I assumed two weeks of reruns so I could be wrong.

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfVSYEHsKJo

LOOK ITS ALL MY SENIOR FRIENDS.

The one who says "two years in a row...its never been done before..." is connie. and the one who shrieks "OH SEVEEEEEEN" is jaynee. And Lauren and Jenny and Sarah are in it too. omg thats so cute

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Um, I hope you mean someone else...

:lol:
No. You two could pass for sisters!

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

No. You two could pass for sisters!
Aww lunch was nice. And hes going to the haunted hayride with me next week holllaaaa.

[PZelda]

No. You two could pass for sisters!
:lol: You totally should've taken a pic!

[Karen*]

EVERYONE GO LOOK AT MY MYSPACE (http://www.myspace.com/solitairexca) AND LOOK AT THE COMMENT STEF LEFT ME. SOMEONE YOUTUBED US MEETING TAYLOR HICKS.

Eeeeekkk, I see Crystal in her Daughtry-style shades! And I hear Taylor's pretty Southern drawl. :biglove:

[Karen*]

Pshttt most people are so nice at Idol shows. I love chilling with random people cos it's not awkward with them.

Yeah, I got to talk with three people sitting behind me. They were cool. They looked at my tourbook and stuff. And they were hating on Bucky, LOL.

[Karen*]

Amy, Jess, and Karen... BE CAREFUL!!!

One of us is a statistic. :(

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Whyyyyy did I volunteer to help pull tags Thursday nights.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

But I cant stay as long otherwise Ill go over 40 hours. So I get to leave at like, 1:30.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

I like how they demoted me to part time [bastards], but Im still working full time hours.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

ONE MORE WEEK.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

I need to fix my hair and gaaahh I dunno what to wear tonight.

[Mr. Stefani]

im prob going to offend someone but i dont give a ****...my halloween custome. well half of it

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

im prob going to offend someone but i dont give a ****...my halloween custome. well half of it
Loves it. :lol:

[Karen*]

im prob going to offend someone but i dont give a ****...my halloween custome. well half of it

I don't find anything offensive about it.

[-*Forever*-]

Yeah, I got to talk with three people sitting behind me. They were cool. They looked at my tourbook and stuff. And they were hating on Bucky, LOL.
Dawn, Joe, and I were crowd entertainment and we even had one woman ask us for a picture because we made being in the crowd so fun :lol: And then Joe offered to give me a ride home so I could stay and chill with them, but I was dead tired.

[-*Forever*-]

I still have to write two current events and then do my Math and Chem. BLECHVCCGHGFJGHJHG.

[-*Forever*-]

Me - *to Jaquelyn and Genna* I HATE YOU BOTH.
Dobesh - Kaitlyn, hate is a strong word.
Me - *turns to see him sitting with Chad* Yeah, well, it was necessary with the two of them. *pause* And the two of you.
Chad, Dobesh - *look at each other, start fake crying*

---

Me - *walks into room*
Chad - *points both his arms at me*
Me - ..... WHAAAAAAAAAT?
Chad - *makes his fingers into guns*
Me - WAHH YOU SHOT ME.
Chad - No, I didn't. *shoots Art* I just shot Art. *CUTE GRIN*

---

Meg and I - *in the car, it is POURING*
Chad - *is walking in the rain*
Me - *hits Meg* GIVE THAT BOY A RIDE.
Meg - *beeps horn, rolls down window* GET IN.
Chad - *gets in*
Me - Yo, Chad Healy, what up?
Chad - Nothing.
*random talk*
Luke - *runs by with his shirt off*
Meg - OH MY GOD LUKE WITHOUT A SHIRT. OH MY GOD LOTS OF GUYS WITHOUT THEIR SHIRTS.
Me - Bet you feel awkward, huh, Chad?
Chad - ......
Me - AWKWARD TURTLE! *does it but badly*
Chad - AHHH AWKWARD TURTLE!!
Meg - YAYYYYYY *does it, drives off road*
Me - WOW WAY TO DRIVE MEG. I can't do it well. *does awkward turtle, looks at Chad*
Chad - *is doing it crazy*
Me - o_O
Chad - AWKWARD TURTLE ON SPEED!!!!

[-*Forever*-]

I feel very uncomfortable with Mr. Austin knowing about Mrs. Blasland. He's been treating me slightly differently.

[Karen*]

Dawn, Joe, and I were crowd entertainment and we even had one woman ask us for a picture because we made being in the crowd so fun :lol: And then Joe offered to give me a ride home so I could stay and chill with them, but I was dead tired.

Awww, that's so cool!

[-*Forever*-]

So we had our first Swing concert tonight and we're within the last two minutes of the last song and all of a sudden, I see Lindsey and she looks like she's going to sit down. All of a sudden, we all realised she'd fainted and so everyone tried to wake her up and bring her water and stuff. She got taken out in a wheelchair. We were all like... oh my God.

[-*Forever*-]

My life should be utterly depressing for the following reasons:

- Singing a depressing song for the interdis classes over and over
- Playing a depressing role in a play that makes you want to cut your wrists.
- Reading a depressing book called the Plague
- Not being able to eat for the next 12 hours
- Getting poked with a bunch of needles in the morning
- This stupid nasal infection
- Trying to learn to canter the day before a wedding job
- The rain
- Not being able to sleep
- Anything pertaining to Latin


yet somehow i keep smiling <3

That is the cutest thing ever. Kelly and James are really adorable together.

[-*Forever*-]

I'M STARTING TO GET A CRUSH ON THIS GUY WHO IS 150% TAKEN. MY BRAIN NEEDS TO STOP IT.

[Karen*]

I'M STARTING TO GET A CRUSH ON THIS GUY WHO IS 150% TAKEN. MY BRAIN NEEDS TO STOP IT.
Eeek, almost all the guys I used to like were taken. Recently, I've been going for the single ones, but they turn out to be burnouts. :lol:

Speaking of guys, this guy I liked freaking FOUR years ago just popped into my head for some random reason and now I can't stop thinking about him. =/

[Mr. Stefani]

THANK YOU GOD i'm almost at 0

[PZelda]

Holy crap, you paid off almost $600 on your last bill. Good work, good work. :D You really shouldn't have to be in CC debt at that age. And it didn't take long to work off! Having a CC scares the **** out of me... but it would be really useful for emergencies.



I think a good sign the old me (pre-mono) is back is because I woke up 15 minutes ago with a bad case of morning nausea... ****. I wake up with that every once in a while, have always had that happen to me since I was a real little kid. My stomach just feels really icky right now. :(

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

I still have to write two current events and then do my Math and Chem. BLECHVCCGHGFJGHJHG.
Hmmm.... 2 current events.

Jeffrey Sebelia wins Project Runway
Britney Spears drops 25 pounds

[~LadyJess~]

One of us is a statistic. :(

Not it!

[~LadyJess~]

I am super excited to see all of my friends (some of whom I haven't seen since my freshman year of college) tonight. I just hope Anthony is only working until 9 or 10 otherwise I'm going without him. :lol:

[Mr. Stefani]

Holy crap, you paid off almost $600 on your last bill. Good work, good work. :D You really shouldn't have to be in CC debt at that age. And it didn't take long to work off! Having a CC scares the **** out of me... but it would be really useful for emergencies.



I think a good sign the old me (pre-mono) is back is because I woke up 15 minutes ago with a bad case of morning nausea... ****. I wake up with that every once in a while, have always had that happen to me since I was a real little kid. My stomach just feels really icky right now. :(


its a feeling of accomplishment:lol:

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

its a feeling of accomplishment:lol:
Now you can take me shopping.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

http://www.hauntedhayridesmaine.com/ Better be fun.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Ive never done a haunted hay ride before. This is so exciting.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

The Office better be a rerun next week.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

I need a new wardrobe.

[Karen*]

Not it!

:grr:

[Mr. Stefani]

It's going down like a fresh pair of panties.

[-*Forever*-]

Eeek, almost all the guys I used to like were taken. Recently, I've been going for the single ones, but they turn out to be burnouts. :lol:

Speaking of guys, this guy I liked freaking FOUR years ago just popped into my head for some random reason and now I can't stop thinking about him. =/
See, I like a single guy, but he has the biggest crush on this other girl. So it's starting to make me sad. And things do not help that the taken guy I sort of like is one of my ONSTAGE4EVER friends... cos the two of us and this other guy are onstage THE ENTIRE ACT TWO.

[-*Forever*-]

Funniest **** ever. We were doing current events and you have to share them.

Aaron - Women who give fellatio two or three times a week have a lower risk of getting breast cancer.
Mrs. Polsin - Just so everyone knows, fellatio is oral sex on a male.
Corey - And the technical term for oral sex on a female is cunnilingus.
Mrs. Polsin - That's a mouthful - in more ways than one.

WE WERE ALL ASTONISHED. I think some people honestly peed their pants from laughing so hard.

[PZelda]

Funniest **** ever. We were doing current events and you have to share them.

Aaron - Women who give fellatio two or three times a week have a lower risk of getting breast cancer.
Mrs. Polsin - Just so everyone knows, fellatio is oral sex on a male.
Corey - And the technical term for oral sex on a female is cunnilingus.
Mrs. Polsin - That's a mouthful - in more ways than one.

WE WERE ALL ASTONISHED. I think some people honestly peed their pants from laughing so hard.
:lol: Mmmm... all the better to give more blowjobs ;)


That reminds me of the time when I was in 7th grade, and took a current events class with the hottest teacher ever...I had him for geography too, and gah... I adored. him. Well, one of the girls in my class brought in an article to share with the class and it was about a lady that chopped off her husband's penis. OMG...My teacher was BEET-RED the whole time she was reading the article to the class. :rofl: That was almost 10 years ago and I still remember that.

[Czas na Zywiec]

Hmmm.... 2 current events.

Jeffrey Sebelia wins Project Runway
Britney Spears drops 25 pounds

Britney had a 25 lb. baby? Isn't that a little...big?

[-*Forever*-]

The mysterious creature CBG roams the hallways of our highschool... taunting, searching, and always on alert. She frightens, and amazes. She intrigues, and disgusts.

And it's so funny that everyone knows who Crazy Bangs Girl is.

COME TOGETHER, CBG WATCHERS! FOR THIS IS CBG WATCHERS UNITED.

IT IS SO TRUE.

[Mr. Stefani]

had to go to the ****ing MET today for Art class...

$12 roundtrip train ticket to Penn Station
$4 to park my car at the train station
$4 roundtrip Subway metro card
$5 to get into this gay ass museum

BIGGEST WASTE OF MONEY
it was supposed to be $10 or 20 to get into the museum but since we had our school id cards all you gotta do is donate money to get in. Guy gave me the dirtiest look when I said I only was giving $5:lol:

[PZelda]

had to go to the ****ing MET today for Art class...

$12 roundtrip train ticket to Penn Station
$4 to park my car at the train station
$4 roundtrip Subway metro card
$5 to get into this gay ass museum

BIGGEST WASTE OF MONEY
it was supposed to be $10 or 20 to get into the museum but since we had our school id cards all you gotta do is donate money to get in. Guy gave me the dirtiest look when I said I only was giving $5:lol:
I was wondering why you texted me when you were in Times Square today. :lol: Mmmm, Times Square...

[PZelda]

My god... he couldn't stop kissing me when he had to leave. Mmmm kisses. Have I mentioned how freaking awesome they are?

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Yaaaaaaay I got power back.

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

ive been back at school for 10 minutes and im already pissed off.

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

i need to unpack my **** but i have this huge box of tampons at the top of my bag and this annoying kid bobby is in here

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

plus, once i get up, hes going to come here and sit on my bed and i dont like that.

GET OUT.

[PZelda]

plus, once i get up, hes going to come here and sit on my bed and i dont like that.

GET OUT.
I would just have it out at him and tell him to go find another bed to sit on -- PREFERABLY NOT YOURS. If you don't say something now, he's going to keep doing it anyway and piss off a lot more people.

[-*Forever*-]

plus, once i get up, hes going to come here and sit on my bed and i dont like that.

GET OUT.
I was just gonna say, Bobby who sat on all your ****?

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

I was just gonna say, Bobby who sat on all your ****?
yeahhhh

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

JOEL GREY IS THE MOST ADORABLE MAN EVER.

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

And Marvin Hamlisch is hilarious.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

i need to unpack my **** but i have this huge box of tampons at the top of my bag and this annoying kid bobby is in here
So? Whip those suckers out! Maybe he'll get grossed out and leave.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

So? Whip those suckers out! Maybe he'll get grossed out and leave.
Though Im assuming hes gone by now.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Its soooooooooo much easier to talk to guys over the phone.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

And evidently its snowing up in Conway. AHHHHHHH SNOW.

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

oh my GOD. Last night I saw one of my friends like...moving Marvin Hamlich's piano and I left her a facebook message asking if it was her. and she said this:

That was me.
I proposed to Joel Grey. He accepted. While holding my hands.
Noooo sleep tonight.

OHMYGOD.

I am so jealous.

[-*Forever*-]

THIS IS GOING TO BE THE ABSOLUTE LONGEST WEEK IN EXISTANCE. READY FOR THIS BITCH?

Monday
3:15 - 5:30 - Play practise
7:10 - 8:15 - Swing 16

Tuesday
2:15 - 3:00 - Chorale
3:15 - 5:30 - Play practise

Wednesday
3:15 - 5:30 - Play practise
7:00 - 9:30 - SOUL practise

Thursday
8:37 - 2:06 - SOUL practise
3:15 - 5:30 - Play practise
7:00 - 9:30 - SOUL

Friday
11:45 - 1:25 - Swing concert
3:15 - 5:30 - Play practise

And I'm sure more will come up. Like me needing to take a Chem test afterschool.

[Mr. Stefani]

Gwens new song is hot

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

hahahaha some guy just SCREAMED "HEY ATKIN 6! FREE PIZZA IN THE LOUNGE!!!!!!!"

and some girl goes "ITS QUIET HOURS SHUT UP."

[-*Forever*-]

The class ring I want is $219. UGHHH. And before y'all say, "Don't buy it, you won't wear it" it's not one of those huge bulky typical class rings, it's small and cute and says your name on one side and in my case, FMHS'07 on the other side, with a heart stone. It's so cute.

[~LadyJess~]

The class ring I want is $219. UGHHH. And before y'all say, "Don't buy it, you won't wear it" it's not one of those huge bulky typical class rings, it's small and cute and says your name on one side and in my case, FMHS'07 on the other side, with a heart stone. It's so cute.

I know you told me not too, but you probably won't wear it after high school. I got mine when I was a sophomore and wore it a lot and once and awhile after I went to college but that was it.

I'm not saying don't get it because it is a memory you can keep forever but you probably won't wear it all that much.

[Karen*]

I know you told me not too, but you probably won't wear it after high school. I got mine when I was a sophomore and wore it a lot and once and awhile after I went to college but that was it.

I'm not saying don't get it because it is a memory you can keep forever but you probably won't wear it all that much.
I got mine last year and I never take it off, unless someone wants to look at it.

[Karen*]

It's one minute to midnight and I have to write three more pages of my essay and two pages of an annotated bibliography. I don't have English till 7PM tomorrow, but I don't wanna spend all of my three-hour break at home doing it. And I've got a fat-ass Stat test in the morning too. Boo.

[Karen*]

Holy crap, I realized this thread is sort of close to being done. :eek:

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Holy crap, I realized this thread is sort of close to being done. :eek:
Only took 4 years.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

The class ring I want is $219. UGHHH. And before y'all say, "Don't buy it, you won't wear it" it's not one of those huge bulky typical class rings, it's small and cute and says your name on one side and in my case, FMHS'07 on the other side, with a heart stone. It's so cute.
Mine was $500. And I do wear it because I got it so it doesnt look like a fug class ring. Pink stone, the lil white diamonds all around it, cheerleading on one side, school logo on the other and my name somewhere. Its too big now though so I dont wear it.

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

Mine was $500. And I do wear it because I got it so it doesnt look like a fug class ring. Pink stone, the lil white diamonds all around it, cheerleading on one side, school logo on the other and my name somewhere. Its too big now though so I dont wear it.
yah $219 is kind of cheap for a class ring. I know people who paid way more than that. i never got one though.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

I dont wanna work today.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

IM GOING TO MISS DANCING WITH THE STARS.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Ugh i got 19 minutes to get ready.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Make that 18.

[Karen*]

IM GOING TO MISS DANCING WITH THE STARS.

Who's your fave?

[PZelda]

GILMORE GIRLS TONIGHT.

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

GILMORE GIRLS TONIGHT.
YES
AND VERONICA MARS

[PZelda]

Gah, I was SO ****ing tired that I laid down for a nap and set the alarm on my phone to get me up at 6:55...I slept right through it and got up at 7:25. I MISSED THE FIRST HALF OF GG. ****.

I"m still tired too.

[~LadyJess~]

Holy crap, I realized this thread is sort of close to being done. :eek:

Key words: Sort of. :lol:

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

Rent tomorrow!

[-*Forever*-]

Mine was $500. And I do wear it because I got it so it doesnt look like a fug class ring. Pink stone, the lil white diamonds all around it, cheerleading on one side, school logo on the other and my name somewhere. Its too big now though so I dont wear it.
Dude, I want something like that. Except I want the little comedy/tragedy masks on one side and music notes on the other. Sigh my life <3

[~LadyJess~]

Rent tomorrow!

Woo hoo! :woohoo:

[Karen*]

Rent tomorrow!

*is jealous* Have fun! :D

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Who's your fave?
MARIO. And Joey. And Jerry, because well HES JERRY SPRINGER.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

OMG ITS ALMOST TOMORROW.

[~LadyJess~]

OMG ITS ALMOST TOMORROW.

:lol: Yay! I can't wait for tomorrow either.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Not to gross anyone out.. but for the past few weeks, my bowels have been really, really soft/squishy and its just not normal. Between that and my flaring left ovary Im probably dying.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Maybe its stress. I know it cant be the food.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

:lol: Yay! I can't wait for tomorrow either.
Im so excitedddddddd. ALL DAAAAAAAAAAY. And ALLLLLLLLLL NITE.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Maybe Im eating too much PB and nuts.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Maybe Im eating too much PB and nuts.
As I eat a bagel with PB.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

WIND IT UP!

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Yodelellolololololelelelooooo

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

HEY!

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

ughhh i have to get dressed, dry my hair, and pack in like...43 minutes.

[~LadyJess~]

Maybe its stress. I know it cant be the food.

It could be stress. I am stressed out like woah right now and it is doing some crazy things to my body.

[~LadyJess~]

Damn, why is Bush still talking? I just want to watch The Price is Right. :cuss:

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

It could be stress. I am stressed out like woah right now and it is doing some crazy things to my body.
Im so stressed out lately and I probably will be til Christmas. FYDS*FIYDUSFkjd

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Damn, why is Bush still talking? I just want to watch The Price is Right. :cuss:
Come on down!

[Mr. Stefani]

...jus a lil insight wont make this right...it ends toniteeee

[Karen*]

MARIO. And Joey. And Jerry, because well HES JERRY SPRINGER.

I don't have a favorite, but Jerry is my least favorite. >.<

[Karen*]

Not to gross anyone out.. but for the past few weeks, my bowels have been really, really soft/squishy and its just not normal. Between that and my flaring left ovary Im probably dying.

:( Have you gotten your rag lately?

[Karen*]

Come on down!

I read that really fast and thought you told Jess, "Calm down!" :lol:

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

:( Have you gotten your rag lately?
Yes! It just ended last week and it was a good period. Not too heavy, symptoms were kept to a low, no cramps.. see the one thing I always get when I get my period is diahrea [sp] so I thought that was the case, but UGH its been about 3 weeks now! Not "diahrea" but ugh its like baby poop. IM NOT A BABY.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

I don't have a favorite, but Jerry is my least favorite. >.<
omg: No Jerry beads for you!

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

I bought my dad a chocolate cake for his birthday. Though we all know the real reason why I bought it. Me.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

LOlz and I love the card I got him.

"Your birthday reminds me of an old song."

"A very, very old song."

:rofl::rofl:

And theres some mexican guy on the front with a lil guitar. Ahahahahha I love it.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Evidently Maggie was a bitch today at work. Mostly because I spoke up to Jan yesterday abou her. Ill probably feel her wrath sometime soon.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

I think Im dyingggggg.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

My dad needs to hurry up and get out of the bathroom.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Ugh I cant go now though. He just got out after being in there for like, 15 minutes.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

I should Google this.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Size and shape
A bowel movement should be soft and easy to pass, though some people may have harder or softer stools than others. Stool should be brown or golden brown, be formed, have a texture similar to peanut butter, and have a size and shape similar to a sausage.
:rofl:

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

http://sci.rutgers.edu/forum/showthread.php?p=35089

Looks like SO!

[~LadyJess~]

:rofl:

Who inspects their **** that closely?

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Who inspects their **** that closely?
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU DONT KNOW IF YOURS IS LIKE A JIMMY DEAN SAUSAGE OR A HILLSHIRE FARM SAUSAGE?!

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

And they neglected to point out crunchy or smooth pb.

[PZelda]

:rofl:
Oh my goodness. That made me :rofl:

[Karen*]

Yes! It just ended last week and it was a good period. Not too heavy, symptoms were kept to a low, no cramps.. see the one thing I always get when I get my period is diahrea [sp] so I thought that was the case, but UGH its been about 3 weeks now! Not "diahrea" but ugh its like baby poop. IM NOT A BABY.

:( That really sucks, Crystal.

[Karen*]

omg: No Jerry beads for you!

Don't care! :snob:

[Karen*]

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU DONT KNOW IF YOURS IS LIKE A JIMMY DEAN SAUSAGE OR A HILLSHIRE FARM SAUSAGE?!

Mine's look like sausage!! :happyface

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Don't care! :snob:
omg: *takes name off will*

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

:( That really sucks, Crystal.
Yeaaaah. TMI I know. Ill be sure to keep you updated -.-

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

I always find myself to be in excruciating pain after Dancing With The Stars.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

I need to practice my moonwalk.

[-*Forever*-]

Mine's look like sausage!! :happyface
:rofl: That srsly made me bust out laughing.

[-*Forever*-]

Genna's making me pretend to be her on AIM.

[Karen*]

Yeaaaah. TMI I know. Ill be sure to keep you updated -.-

Hope you get better. =/

[Karen*]

:rofl: That srsly made me bust out laughing.
:D

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Todays poop was an improvement, though not a full recovery.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mr. Stefani]

heart dooneys (11:23:30 AM): aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand GO!
(11:57:04 AM): back ho

U were supposed to be timing me, crystal!

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

heart dooneys (11:23:30 AM): aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand GO!
(11:57:04 AM): back ho

U were supposed to be timing me, crystal!
I did! I was just in the shower!

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

I did! I was just in the shower!
some slut: b im goin tanning im cold
bitch: time me!
i heart dooneys: take me wit u!
i heart dooneys: i am!
i heart dooneys: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand GO!

Auto response from whore: class til 11

i heart dooneys: b u fall asleep

Auto response from skank: class til 11

i heart dooneys: b i see u postin


Nowhere do I see you said you were back!

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Its almost time to leave.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

In 2 hours.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Amys been gone a while.

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

Amys been gone a while.
i just got back to school on a computer that works.

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

I forgot how much I love Rent. Oh my god. Amaaaaazing.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Time to go and I FINALLY decided on a shirt to go with my new sweater.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Bye whorebags.

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

Crystal your av makes me laugh.

I made my roommate watch the finale because I wanted to see it and I think she wanted to kill me. And then yesterday in spanish, we were describing celebrities and my teacher said "Flavor flav" and everyone like died laughing and the girl next to me was like "WHO IS THAT?"

[-*Forever*-]

My Chemical Romance's new CD is AMAZING.

[-*Forever*-]

I have to go back to school in 45 minutes.

[DOPEY85xxx]

What was this thread about?

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

Why don't we do it in the road?

[Karen*]

Todays poop was an improvement, though not a full recovery.

Well, at least it's an improvement, LOL.

[Karen*]

Bye whorebags.

I :heart: you too, Crystal! :kiss:

[Karen*]

What was this thread about?

Bongs.

[Czas na Zywiec]

^^ lol just noticed his avatar. no wonder he posted in here.

[-*Forever*-]

^^ lol just noticed his avatar. no wonder he posted in here.
:lol: I love you, Chris.

[-*Forever*-]

SOUL was not as fulfilling as it should have been.

[-*Forever*-]

BECAUSE THE DRUGS NEVER WORK, THEY GONNA GIVE YOU A SMIRK COS THEY GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN, THEY GONNA RIP UP YOUR HEADS, YOUR ASPIRATIONS TO SHREDS, ANOTHER COG IN THE MURDER MACHINE, THEY SAY THAT TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING **** OUT OF ME, THEY COULD CARE LESS AS LONG SOMEONE WILL BLEED, SO DARKEN YOUR CLOTHES OR STRIKE A VIOLENT POSE, MAYBE THEY'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE BUT NOT ME

[-*Forever*-]

BECAUSE THE DRUGS NEVER WORK, THEY GONNA GIVE YOU A SMIRK COS THEY GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN, THEY GONNA RIP UP YOUR HEADS, YOUR ASPIRATIONS TO SHREDS, ANOTHER COG IN THE MURDER MACHINE, THEY SAY THAT TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING **** OUT OF ME, THEY COULD CARE LESS AS LONG SOMEONE WILL BLEED, SO DARKEN YOUR CLOTHES OR STRIKE A VIOLENT POSE, MAYBE THEY'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE BUT NOT ME
New favorite song.

[Mr. Stefani]

Bongs.
i have chris's new song stuck in my head

[-*Forever*-]

My heart just broke into seventy pieces.

[PZelda]

Bongs.
Na, na, na, na na na-uh...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/PZelda/PDVD_013.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/PZelda/PDVD_015.jpg

[Karen*]

^^ lol just noticed his avatar. no wonder he posted in here.

I just noticed too. That's one scary ass pic. o_0

[Karen*]

i have chris's new song stuck in my head

"It's Not Over"?

Chris Daughtry makes me very happy. :biglove:

[Karen*]

My heart just broke into seventy pieces.

:( What happened?

[Karen*]

Na, na, na, na na na-uh...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/PZelda/PDVD_013.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/PZelda/PDVD_015.jpg


:lol: The heck?

[PZelda]

:lol: The heck?
That's the episode that inspired the title of this thread. These are actually bongs that Mrs. Garrett and Tootie are holding in these pics, and the line "Don't look a gift bong in the mouth." is uttered. :lol:

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

That's the episode that inspired the title of this thread. These are actually bongs that Mrs. Garrett and Tootie are holding in these pics, and the line "Don't look a gift bong in the mouth." is uttered. :lol:

BEST EPISODE EVER.

http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/48090376/646554

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

UM YESTERDAY WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE KTHX.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

KT you better be on tomorrow afternoon before 3.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

PS I GOT A PIC OF CURT. But hes wearing a womans wig because we were trying to find him an outfit for Halloween.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

PS I GOT A PIC OF CURT. But hes wearing a womans wig because we were trying to find him an outfit for Halloween.
He didnt like my Flava Flav idea. Or Donald Trump. Or Paris Hilton. Or Martha Stewart.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

He didnt like my Flava Flav idea. Or Donald Trump. Or Paris Hilton. Or Martha Stewart.
Or the Madonna cone-bra era.

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

PS I GOT A PIC OF CURT. But hes wearing a womans wig because we were trying to find him an outfit for Halloween.
I WANNA SEE.

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

He didnt like my Flava Flav idea. Or Donald Trump. Or Paris Hilton. Or Martha Stewart.
I was so going to be Martha last year

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

I was so going to be Martha last year
Yeah he said my ideas were too creative for him.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

So now hes just going as a hot blonde chick in the shortest mini skirt everrrrr. It was funny seeing him pick out womens clothing and people looking at him :rofl:

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

I WANNA SEE.
*goes out to car*

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

HAHAHAHAHA this pic is so good for blackmail.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Dirty Curty.

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY FAVORITE CD STEALING COMMUNITY WAS DELETED.

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

Dirty Curty.
OMG HE LOOKS LIKE MY FRIEND BILL, MINUS POUNDS OF FACIAL HAIR.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Crystal your av makes me laugh.

I made my roommate watch the finale because I wanted to see it and I think she wanted to kill me. And then yesterday in spanish, we were describing celebrities and my teacher said "Flavor flav" and everyone like died laughing and the girl next to me was like "WHO IS THAT?"
:rotflmao: HAHAHAA.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

OMG HE LOOKS LIKE MY FRIEND BILL, MINUS POUNDS OF FACIAL HAIR.
:lol::lol:

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Haaaaaaa his face is so red.

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

OMG HE LOOKS LIKE MY FRIEND BILL, MINUS POUNDS OF FACIAL HAIR.
http://photos-760.ak.facebook.com/ip006/v39/130/8/37615388/n37615388_30793760_9325.jpg

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

http://photos-760.ak.facebook.com/ip006/v39/130/8/37615388/n37615388_30793760_9325.jpg
Which ones Bill? Left or middle?

[PZelda]

Dirty Curty.
:rofl: With that wig, he should be in a gingham dress with a puffy skirt.

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

left.

[-*Forever*-]

Dirty Curty.
HOLY ****!!! IT'S CURT!!!! AWWWW dude he is so cute.

[-*Forever*-]

:( What happened?
I'll PM you.

[-*Forever*-]

KT you better be on tomorrow afternoon before 3.
I WAS ON AND YOU WEREN'T.

[-*Forever*-]

I'll PM you.
It's the longest PM ever, sorry.

[-*Forever*-]

Kay, so my mom, grandma, and aunt went to see David Letterman for their birthdays. They got to go cos my aunt talked to the drummer of the show and got tickets. She also talked to the drummer on Conan O'Brien. David's people responded with tickets first, so they went there. The guests weren't people I cared about. It's on right now, so I was like, "Let's see who you would have seen on Conan!" Check the guide.

Late Night with Conan O'Brien - actor Nathan Lane

I was like GJDKHLFSHKGSHKLJGSHKLSFJHKGSJ I AM SO GLAD NO ONE GOT IN TOUCH WITH YOU FROM CONAN I WOULD HAVE KILLED YOU.

Even though I get to meet him later this year HGJHSJFSLHGVJHGJ.

[-*Forever*-]

I wish I wasn't so weird.

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

Idina freaking Menzel. I love you.`

[Karen*]

That's the episode that inspired the title of this thread. These are actually bongs that Mrs. Garrett and Tootie are holding in these pics, and the line "Don't look a gift bong in the mouth." is uttered. :lol:

Oh crap. Sweet! :lol:

[Karen*]

Dirty Curty.

Holy crap. He's kinda cute! You is a lucky girl, Crystal!

[Karen*]

It's the longest PM ever, sorry.

I sent you a long PM back.

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

this DST thing confuses me.