Have A Problem? Talk It Out With Psychic Callmetootie!

[callmetootie]

If you have problems, or would like to know the answer to something, or would like to know what's in store for you in the future, talk to me! I'm Psychic Callmetootie, and I'm here for you.

I'm here to take care, whenever you're there, how may I help you?

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Andrew Carden

[Bootsy Whoosh]

Psychic Callmetootie, what is the 81st place of pi? I need to know or I will fail my math exam and be subjected to grave humiliation. Please help me, you are my only hope!

[callmetootie]

I do not do the math, I do you! I'am not the Math Psychic.

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Andrew Carden

[callmetootie]

I'am not answering more question until tomorrow morning. The Psychic has left the building! Talk tomorrow.

Call me now for your free taro card reading -
Miss Cleo [2001]

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Andrew Carden

[Bootsy Whoosh]

I feel dirty. You said we could ask you if we wanted to know the answer to "something." You did not specify that it had to pertain to me.

I am a victim of false advertising!!!

[Blair706+Jorox]

Don't you watch Miss Cleo tarot reading? That's the kind of stuff callmetootie means.

[Bootsy Whoosh]

Of course I've seen Miss Cleo, I would have to live in a 10 foot deep hole to have not seen her.

I was just messing with him...goodnaturedly of course.

[Mossopp]

Ok, I have some questions which, if you were to use your wonderous psychic powers to answer, I would be incredibly grateful.

1 - should I use the impending 'job-progress reveiws' at my office to tell my boss he can stick his job, and then I can go'n work someplace else?

2 - if the answer to the above question is 'yes', what line of work should I enter into next?

3 - should I ask out the incredibly beautiful person who works in the office next door to mine even although we have only spoken twice?

4 - should I shave my head even although I will probably get fired for doing it?

5 - or should I just bleach my hair blonde again?

I would be much obliged if you would give my questions due attention.
And don't worry about giving me bogus advice - the truth of the matter is that I'm more than capable of making bad decisions on my own!
Thanks! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif
Mossopp
x x x

[Meg07945]

yeah ok!!

How am I gonna do on my Spanish and Algebra exams?!

also

I'm having a surprise party for a friend..will it stay a surprise?


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~Meg~
*Opportunity does not knock, and then ring the doorbell, and then knock again, and then leave a note that says, "Sorry I missed you" and then call you on the phone.*
+Life's not a garden, so stop acting like a ho+

[callmetootie]

Originally posted by Mossopp:
Ok, I have some questions which, if you were to use your wonderous psychic powers to answer, I would be incredibly grateful.

1 - should I use the impending 'job-progress reveiws' at my office to tell my boss he can stick his job, and then I can go'n work someplace else?

2 - if the answer to the above question is 'yes', what line of work should I enter into next?

3 - should I ask out the incredibly beautiful person who works in the office next door to mine even although we have only spoken twice?

4 - should I shave my head even although I will probably get fired for doing it?

5 - or should I just bleach my hair blonde again?

I would be much obliged if you would give my questions due attention.
And don't worry about giving me bogus advice - the truth of the matter is that I'm more than capable of making bad decisions on my own!
Thanks! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif
Mossopp
x x x

1. I don't think so.
3. If she's single and seems lonely, you do that.
4. No.
5. No, but it's better that shaving your head.


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Andrew Carden

[callmetootie]

Originally posted by Meg07945:
yeah ok!!

How am I gonna do on my Spanish and Algebra exams?!

also

I'm having a surprise party for a friend..will it stay a surprise?




1. Don't be surprised if you get a very low grade, or a very high grade.
2. 99.9% of the time it doesn't stay a surprise.



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Andrew Carden

[Devastation26]

Oh Psychic Callmetootie! will I expose the secret to your psychicness,

[callmetootie]

Tell me my son. LOL.

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Andrew Carden

[Devastation26]

Originally posted by callmetootie:
1. Don't be surprised if you get a very low grade, or a very high grade.
2. 99.9% of the time it doesn't stay a surprise.



I shall use the above as an expample.

1. You have to get a high grade or a low grade ,unless you get a 49, 50, or 51 (the mid grades), hence the don't be surprised. Still, the chances are 97 low/high to 3 mid.

2. It's not a surprise once the thing starts, thereby making it ALMOST impossible for it to stay a surprise. (unless the person never shows up)

For you see, I am the person who knows stuff about stuff.

[80skid]

OK, callmetootie, my turn!

1) How will my yearbook picture look in the new yearbook? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

2) How did I do on my math test?




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Love is patient and kind, it is not jealous or conceited or proud; love is not ill-mannered or selfish or irritable; love does not keep a record of wrongs; love is not happy with evil but with the truth. Love never gives up, and its faith, hope, and patience never fail. Meanwhile these three remain: faith, hope and love, and the greatest of these is love.

[LaverneShirley]

1. Okay Callmetootie, what did I get on my band final? And none of that high grade/low grade stuff, lol!

2. What am I gonna get for my birthday next Monday?

3. Will next school year be easy? (I'll be a freshman)

4. Where did I put my fifth grade writing prompt?

[Meg07945]

Originally posted by LaverneShirley:

3. Will next school year be easy? (I'll be a freshman)


I'll answer this one for you: NO!!! it's soo tough to change from Middle school/ JR high to high school (well it was for me anyway)...it won't be easy, but it will be FUN!!! we had 3 towns combine for our high school and I made TONS of new friends!! GOOD LUCK THOUGH!! and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!



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~Meg~
*Opportunity does not knock, and then ring the doorbell, and then knock again, and then leave a note that says, "Sorry I missed you" and then call you on the phone.*
+Life's not a garden, so stop acting like a ho+

[Devastation26]

Originally posted by Meg07945:
I'll answer this one for you: NO!!! it's soo tough to change from Middle school/ JR high to high school (well it was for me anyway)...it won't be easy, but it will be FUN!!! we had 3 towns combine for our high school and I made TONS of new friends!! GOOD LUCK THOUGH!! and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!



I gotta disagree. It was one of my easiest years (except for Algebra I)

[LaverneShirley]

LoL, thanks Meg! Next year all 3 junior highs combine for one year at the freshman building, but then we split into two groups for grades 10-12. My lcuk, all the friends I make will go to East and I'll go to West.. but wehn I'm a junior I can always drive to East. It's closer anyway. I hope it is easy, though. I'm sure I'll do okay in... uh... band... maybe in Information Technology II... possibly in... uh... study hall...

Well, my birthday won't be TOO happy. It's the day I start summer gym. Ick.

[Devastation26]

Originally posted by LaverneShirley:
LoL, thanks Meg! Next year all 3 junior highs combine for one year at the freshman building, but then we split into two groups for grades 10-12. My lcuk, all the friends I make will go to East and I'll go to West.. but wehn I'm a junior I can always drive to East. It's closer anyway. I hope it is easy, though. I'm sure I'll do okay in... uh... band... maybe in Information Technology II... possibly in... uh... study hall...

Well, my birthday won't be TOO happy. It's the day I start summer gym. Ick.

good luck (you're gonna need it)

Me, I'm starting my sophomore year this august.

[Meg07945]

Originally posted by Devastation26:
I gotta disagree. It was one of my easiest years (except for Algebra I)

Yeah, in a way it wasn't that hard. Academically it was challenging, but not HARD. However, getting used to having 300 kids in your grade instead of 50 was a big changed. Another was the rotating schedules!! They confused me sooo much! I swear I was late for every single class during my first month!!LOL



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~Meg~
*Opportunity does not knock, and then ring the doorbell, and then knock again, and then leave a note that says, "Sorry I missed you" and then call you on the phone.*
+Life's not a garden, so stop acting like a ho+

[PRAIDER]

WILL 20TH CENTURY FOX RELEASE ALL 90 EPISODES OF WKRP IN CINCINATI ON DVD & VIDEOTAPE?

[coily2]

Originally posted by Bootsy Whoosh:
Psychic Callmetootie, what is the 81st place of pi? I need to know or I will fail my math exam and be subjected to grave humiliation. Please help me, you are my only hope!

I will rescue you where callmetootie has failed!

The 81st place of pi is:

3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998

I hope you don't have to show your work http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif


callmetootie, what has caused the rash I have on my back?

[callmetootie]

The rash that has been placed on your back is from a plant that is a mix between poison ivy, and weed killer. It should be gone after a while.

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Andrew Carden

[Sean Snow]

callmetootie, I too am a Psychic, but I can not look into my own future. I ask you this question:

Will I go nuts, cuckoo, squirl bait, off the deep end, crackers?

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Jack: I'm surprised at you. Where would all the great women of history be if they thought like that!? Look at Joan of Ark and wht she accomplished. And, and Florence Nightengale and Madam Curry.
Chrissy: And Lucretia Borzok.
Janet: She posioned people.
Chrissy: Yeah, but she was very goo at it.

[callmetootie]

Sean, everything that you mentioned describes your future perfectly.

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Andrew Carden

[LaverneShirley]

Originally posted by Devastation26:
I gotta disagree. It was one of my easiest years (except for Algebra I)

I took Algebra this year, lol... I'm gonna be in geometry.

Meg... whoa, wait a mintue.... you had 50 in your grade then combined three towns to make 300? I have 400 in my grade right now, next year there'll be 1100...

Callmetootie, you skipped me! You didn't answer my questions! =(

[80skid]

And me too on being skipped! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif I did get my yearbook today and my picture is pretty good. But what about my math test? I still sorta have school (half days), and I'm supposed to get it back tomorrow! Tell me it's good, k? Even if it's passing. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

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Love is patient and kind, it is not jealous or conceited or proud; love is not ill-mannered or selfish or irritable; love does not keep a record of wrongs; love is not happy with evil but with the truth. Love never gives up, and its faith, hope, and patience never fail. Meanwhile these three remain: faith, hope and love, and the greatest of these is love.

[hockeychiC518]

how will i do on my finals?

will i make varsity hockey next year?

will i ever find my yearbook check that i lost in my binders?

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Jinny: They all start laughing at you. I mean we're not talking little girly giggles ,Theodore. We are talking ear splitting humiliation inducing derition here!"
Thoedore: "Why?"
Jinny: "Cause you're BUCK-NAKED my friend....

"one time at band camp..."-American Pie

"im wearing a dress..ive got gel in my hair...i havent got sleep in two days...im armed...dont mess with me"-Miss Congenality

[KerriBerri687]

alrite callmetootie...

1. am i going to get on the highschool kickline?

[Madness]

Just thought I'd let you know Andrew that Miss Cleo is now going to be plugging the lotto! That should make you happy. Here's the article:
http://tv.zap2it.com/news/tvnewsdaily.html?18336