God States that Earth IS a spinoff of Universe

[dlemond]

(AP) Earth:

Hearing all the flack lately from religious zealots, scientists, and internet nuts, God has come forward with a candid statement to the people of Earth:

"Yes, the Earth is a spinoff of the Universe," God declared.

"It was not created in and of itself as a separate entity. Though I refuse to get into the whole Adam and Eve situation, the 7 days stuff, and so on, suffice to say the Bible and the universe theories can co-exist."

In response to the clamor of incredible inconsistencies with the Big Bang theory and the book of Genesis, God replied,

"Life is full of inconsistencies and I'm not going to explain it all for you.
For My Sake, can't you people just get a life?"

"You have all this time to debate spinoff theories? Let me tell you as someone who knows, some of you don't. My Son on a popsicle stick! - Get out there and live people!"

As God refused to speak anymore one can only wonder when and if He shall return to settle any other pressing earthly debates.

[Ireneparalegal]

Was there a pilot??????????? What did Norman Lear say abt this???:crazy: :D

[Skywalker]

:rotflmao:

[Jo_Luvs_Ketchup]

Was there a pilot??????????? What did Norman Lear say abt this???:crazy: :D
:lol:

[Brieannas21]

Was there a pilot??????????? What did Norman Lear say abt this???:crazy: :D


:brent

[ABlairican Pie]

Is God gonna put Earth on DVD now just like The Facts of Life?

[Ireneparalegal]

Is God gonna put Earth on DVD now just like The Facts of Life?
Yes...available from Amazon.com BBC DVD "Planet Earth"

[Shine]

:confused:

[Ireneparalegal]

Unless there is a Norman Lear interview or video, I won't believe it...I WON'T, I WON'T, I WON'T!!!!!!!!!!

[Stuck In The '70's]

Unless there is a Norman Lear interview or video, I won't believe it...I WON'T, I WON'T, I WON'T!!!!!!!!!!
I'm just glad God decided to put it in the script, otherwise we all would be floating in space. :lol:

[Tuesday Weld]

:lol:

[Brian Damage]

Unless there is a Norman Lear interview or video, I won't believe it...I WON'T, I WON'T, I WON'T!!!!!!!!!!

Exactly, I need to have a VHS copy of the interview to analyze what Norman Lear said. I need an explanation as to why Earth didn't have a pilot episode like Maude or The Jeffersons. Until then, the Earth is NOT a spinoff.

[TVFactFan]

Exactly, I need to have a VHS copy of the interview to analyze what Norman Lear said. I need an explanation as to why Earth didn't have a pilot episode like Maude or The Jeffersons. Until then, the Earth is NOT a spinoff.


Yeah I never heard of a Pilot episode for the series "EARTH" so that means no spinoff

[Brian Damage]

Yeah I never heard of a Pilot episode for the series "EARTH" so that means no spinoff

:lol: :crazy:

[Cactus Jack]

Was there a pilot??????????? What did Norman Lear say abt this???:crazy: :D
:brent

[Ireneparalegal]

Exactly, I need to have a VHS copy of the interview to analyze what Norman Lear said. I need an explanation as to why Earth didn't have a pilot episode like Maude or The Jeffersons. Until then, the Earth is NOT a spinoff.
:brent: :rofl:

[Ireneparalegal]

Yeah I never heard of a Pilot episode for the series "EARTH" so that means no spinoff
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Courtnee]

:lol: :lol:

[Norman Lear]

The Earth is a spinoff. The spinoffs of Earth are Heaven and Hell.

[TVFactFan]

The Earth is a spinoff. The spinoffs of Earth are Heaven and Hell.


Kind of like Good Times and Maude?-lol

[Ireneparalegal]

Kind of like Good Times and Maude?-lol
which one is heaven and which one is hell?

[Shine]

I wish I knew what this thread was about. :confused: :lol:

[Stuck In The '70's]

I wish I knew what this thread was about. :confused: :lol:
It's a parody of the Good Times Spin-off debate. :lol:

[Ireneparalegal]

But the main characters Adam and Eve were in the Old Testament, but not carried over to the New Testament...so, to me, it's not a spin-off.

[TVFactFan]

It's a parody of the Good Times Spin-off debate. :lol:


That's exactly what it is-lol

[Shine]

It's a parody of the Good Times Spin-off debate. :lol:


Is Good Times a spin-off of another show? I don't think that I have ever seen Good Times.

[TVFactFan]

Is Good Times a spin-off of another show? I don't think that I have ever seen Good Times.


Well that's what the debate has been about. My argument is Good Times is not a spinoff because it has way too many inconsistencies. I think it has 445 inconsistencies-lol

[Shine]

Well that's what the debate has been about. My argument is Good Times is not a spinoff because it has way too many inconsistencies. I think it has 445 inconsistencies-lol

oh :lol:

[Jonathan]

Was there a pilot??????????? What did Norman Lear say abt this???:crazy: :D
:lol:

[G-Force Glockstar]

I feel really stupid asking this.....what's a spinoff??

[gilligan fanatic]

I feel really stupid asking this.....what's a spinoff??

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spinoff :)

[TVFactFan]

I feel really stupid asking this.....what's a spinoff??


When a character is taken from one show and given their own show and still maintaining the connection with the parent show. Example, Laverne and Shirley was taken from Happy Days and given their own show and there was still a connection between Happy Days and Laverne and Shirley

[G-Force Glockstar]

So it's like they're almost the same show? :confused:

[gilligan fanatic]

So it's like they're almost the same show? :confused:

Not really, characters are usually the same in most cases but the shows are nothing a like.

[G-Force Glockstar]

Not really, characters are usually the same in most cases but the shows are nothing a like.

Oh, thanks!

[Brent88]

Was there a pilot??????????? What did Norman Lear say abt this???:crazy: :D

:rofl:

[Brent88]

Oh, thanks!

The Jeffersons was a spinoff of All in the Family. If you've never seen the show, The Jeffersons lived next door to the Bunkers on AITF. After a year or so, they had an episode devoted exclusively to The Jeffersons moving. The next week is when The Jeffersons(the show) launched. Think of it as supporting characters, and then new characters were developed out of the show.

Family Matters was a spinoff of Perfect Strangers. The mother, Harriette, was an elevator operator on Perfect Strangers. It was actually mentioned many times on Family Matters in the early episodes.

[Shine]

Well that's what the debate has been about. My argument is Good Times is not a spinoff because it has way too many inconsistencies. I think it has 445 inconsistencies-lol


Wasn't Good Times a spin-off of the series Maude? I've never seen either show, so I am not sure. I do, however, know that Maude was a spin-off of All In the Family...which I love (AITF that is ;)).:D

[TVFactFan]

Wasn't Good Times a spin-off of the series Maude? I've never seen either show, so I am not sure. I do, however, know that Maude was a spin-off of All In the Family...which I love (AITF that is ;)).:D


Good Times wasn't really a spinoff of Maude

[dlemond]

Good Times wasn't really a spinoff of Maude

Yes it was.

[G-Force Glockstar]

It's still kinda confusing, though.....oh well, I guess I'm just dumb lol

[Shine]

Good Times wasn't really a spinoff of Maude

I looked up Good Times on some televison site and it was described as a "spin-off of Maude". Did any of the characters from Good Times begin as cast members of Maude?

[gilligan fanatic]

I looked up Good Times on some televison site and it was described as a "spin-off of Maude". Did any of the characters from Good Times begin as cast members of Maude?

you really need to get out of the Facts of Life board and venture to the Good Times board-lol

[Shine]

you really need to get out of the Facts of Life board and venture to the Good Times board-lol

Wait. You mean you are saying that there is actually life outside of The Facts of Life board? :lol:

[Ireneparalegal]

you really need to get out of the Facts of Life board and venture to the Good Times board-lol
Oh no DAX don't even get started on that spin-off debate...it's a carousel ride FROM HELL!!!!!!! YOU GET ON AND NEVER GET OFF!!!!!!!!! :eek:

[Shine]

Oh no DAX don't even get started on that spin-off debate...it's a carousel ride FROM HELL!!!!!!! YOU GET ON AND NEVER GET OFF!!!!!!!!! :eek:


Many of my favorite shows are spin-offs. Infact, most of them are. :lol: