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Penny Lane
05-23-2006, 03:07 PM
Funeral Expenses

A woman's husband dies. He had left $30,000 to be used for an
elaborate funeral.

After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells
her closest friend, "there is absolutely nothing left
from the $30,000."

The friend asks, "How can that be?"

The widow says, "Well, the funeral cost was $6,500. And of course I
made a donation to the church -- that was $500, and I
spent another $500 for the wake, food and drinks -- you know. The rest
went for the memorial stone."

The friend says, "$22,500 for the memorial stone?

My Goodness, how big
is it?"

The widow says,

"Four and a half carats."

80s_Fan
05-23-2006, 03:30 PM
Funeral Expenses

A woman's husband dies. He had left $30,000 to be used for an
elaborate funeral.

After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells
her closest friend, "there is absolutely nothing left
from the $30,000."

The friend asks, "How can that be?"

The widow says, "Well, the funeral cost was $6,500. And of course I
made a donation to the church -- that was $500, and I
spent another $500 for the wake, food and drinks -- you know. The rest
went for the memorial stone."

The friend says, "$22,500 for the memorial stone?

My Goodness, how big
is it?"

The widow says,

"Four and a half carats."
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:lol: :rotflmao: :rofl:

MsOrange
05-23-2006, 09:19 PM
hahahaha

Janice
05-23-2006, 09:21 PM
:lol: :lol:

Polniaczek033
05-23-2006, 09:32 PM
HAHAHA