What is the weirdest thing that a teacher has said to you?

[Joanna Marie_1]

Ok We have this really weird teacher(she is our history teacher) and she looks like a turtle!!!! Well, one day I was sittin in class and I said "Mrs. Williams, When is the semester test?" Her reply was "WHERE"S THE BEEF???" That is all she said and the whole class was like "WHAT?" Then this other time (the same teacher) was askin this kid named Brandon in our class a question and he answered it and I guess it was wrong cuz she said "Well, Brandon...1999!!!!!" Thats all she said and again we were like "WHAT???" She is old and cracks us up cuz she cant use her right arm so she has to hold it up when she writes on the board!!!!! She is pretty wierd huh?

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(After the fake motorcycle accident)
Jo:My head hurtz a lil
Nat: A Concusion!!!!!!
Jo's dad:The doctor examined her head and found nothing!
Blair:Not even a lil bit of straw!

[hockeychiC518]

one told my class that she was thinking of us in the shower and thats way to much information..thats all i can think of right now..

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[LaverneShirley]

Well, my English teacher says some pretty funny things, but they're not exactly weird. Like, first semester we had spelling tests every week, and she would give us sentences so we would know how the word was used. Anyway, whenever she used a sentence that made her look stupid or strange, she would add "...said my friend." And one time the word was toad (we had the easiest words), and she said "I ran over a toad on the street." And everyone was like "Awwwww..." So she added "And then I cried, because it was very sad!" And my history teacher calls everybody idiots and stuff... Oh, and all the teacher always talk about Johnny Cash. It's annoying.

[Joanna Marie_1]

*LOL* that is pretty wierd! O yea and the other day that same teacher was yelling at us and she calls us by our last names! Well the three people that sit around me(their last names are Hall, Lewis, and Noblett) were talking and my last name is Gabriel and she said "Gabriel, Hall, Lewis, Noblett...Your ears!!!!!" We were like what bout our ears and she wouldnt tell us!

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(After the fake motorcycle accident)
Jo:My head hurtz a lil
Nat: A Concusion!!!!!!
Jo's dad:The doctor examined her head and found nothing!
Blair:Not even a lil bit of straw!

[ILuvJo&Blair]

Well, we were having a last day before christmas vacation party in my spanish class and my teacher Sinor Garcia said that any1 who would come up and dance in front of the class would get a free a for every time you ccame up. So i eventually went up and was dancing to salsa music then we started to dance to the song 'shake your ass' and he started dancing with me ( he is a freaky teacher). So then when i went to go sit back down his exact words were 'do you like to shake your ass?' and i was like ooooooook i guess so. But he is such a nasty teacher. He tells us how to sat sexual slurs in spanish and stuff. But he's cool.

[Bootsy Whoosh]

hmmm....I don't know what grade you're in but that kind of behavior on your Spanish teacher's part sounds pretty inappropriate.

And "where's the beef" was an old commercial slogan for Wendy's in case y'all didn't know. I mean, that's still really weird that she said that though.

I don't remember specifically any crazy things my teachers said, since they seem to get less crazy the longer you go to school. Heck, maybe you just get used to craziness!

[Jo_Polniaczek]

My teacher is very weird! I'll only mention a few weird things..

Everytime somebody forgets something int their bookbag she'll start singing "I forgot it in my bookbag. I cannot find it! Because I forgot it in my bookbag! I am doofus, a big fat doofus!" and whoever forgot it has to sing that last line. Also, when someone whines she'll say "Do ya want some cheese with that whine?!" and she lets us call her "Kuz". Well, she doesn't answer when we call her that but she doesn't yell either.

[This message has been edited by Jo_Polniaczek (edited 05-19-2001).]

[DarleneIllyria]

damn yall- I thought my teachers at my school was weird! LOL- I had one teacher named Mr. Anglin he would eat bugs (I swear he ate a grasshopper once) and would enjoy making all the students sick at their stomachs.

[Jobie Girl 4ever]

Uh I was once told

Kate, you do way too much, Cut down. oh and one more thing, how do you still turn in EVERY assignment on time??? you're like the perfect student here.

[This message has been edited by Jobie Girl 4ever (edited 05-20-2001).]

[Jobie Girl 4ever]

This is really Hug-A-Tree and it is:

"Kate Go Hug a tree" by mr. hoffman.

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[LaverneShirley]

We took spring pictures back in March, they were taken with us leanig against a fake tree. My English teacher calls them Tree-Hugger pictures. And she calls seventh graders Sevvies.

[Cokies]

My World Civ teacher is an odd one, he's always saying the weirdest things.
Like one time, when someone said the F-word quite loud, he yelled " WHO DROPPED THE F-BOMB?!?" The F-bomb? Everyone was quiet for 3 seconds until everyone just started cracking up. We still make fun of him for that one...