tv star collector
03-30-2006, 08:32 AM
All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.
Most dogs are immortal.
If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St.
Patrick's Day parade--at any time of the year.
All grocery shopping bags contain at least one loaf of French Bread.
It's easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control
tower to talk you down.
Dinosaurs only eat ugly or immoral people.
Once applied, lipstick will never rub off--even while scuba diving.
If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition--even
if you haven't been carrying any before now.
You're very likely to survive any battle or war--unless you make the mistake
of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
All beautiful women being chased by monsters wear high heels and fall at
least once while fleeing.
If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before
long.
A slight blow to the head is usually enough to cause amnesia.
The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince
when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
An electric fence powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting
damage to an eight-year-old child.
If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises
in their most revealing underwear.
Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.
The person you trust most at work is probably the one who is trying to kill you.
During a murder investigation lasting several weeks, it will not be necessary
for detectives to go home at any time to eat, sleep, shave or change their
clothes.
Guns are like disposable razors--if you run out of bullets just throw the gun
away. You can always buy a new one.
(Anonymous)
Most dogs are immortal.
If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St.
Patrick's Day parade--at any time of the year.
All grocery shopping bags contain at least one loaf of French Bread.
It's easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control
tower to talk you down.
Dinosaurs only eat ugly or immoral people.
Once applied, lipstick will never rub off--even while scuba diving.
If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition--even
if you haven't been carrying any before now.
You're very likely to survive any battle or war--unless you make the mistake
of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
All beautiful women being chased by monsters wear high heels and fall at
least once while fleeing.
If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before
long.
A slight blow to the head is usually enough to cause amnesia.
The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince
when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
An electric fence powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting
damage to an eight-year-old child.
If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises
in their most revealing underwear.
Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.
The person you trust most at work is probably the one who is trying to kill you.
During a murder investigation lasting several weeks, it will not be necessary
for detectives to go home at any time to eat, sleep, shave or change their
clothes.
Guns are like disposable razors--if you run out of bullets just throw the gun
away. You can always buy a new one.
(Anonymous)