tv star collector
03-23-2006, 05:52 PM
"I think I'm getting better. At least I haven't been getting any more letters telling me to get off my own program." -- Ed Sullivan
"When another comedian has a lousy show, I'm the first one to admit it."
-- Jack Benny
"I don't have anything against education--as long as it doesn't interfere with
your thinking!" -- Ben Cartwright, BONANZA
"You see, to be a straight man you have to have a talent, you have to develop
this talent, then you gotta marry her like I did." -- George Burns
"If this series goes five years, I will be 33 and rich. Then I can stop and do
something I'd enjoy more. I want to be a schoolteacher." -- Bill Cosby,
I SPY (1965)
"I fail to comprehend your indignation, sir. I have simply made the logical
deduction that you are a liar." -- Mr. Spock, STAR TREK
"The way some of the younger generation carries on, some people wish that
they'd develop a birth control pill that was retroactive." -- Milton Berle
"I just thank God I'm an atheist." -- Mike Stivic, ALL IN THE FAMILY
Richie Cunningham: "All we had was beer in teeny-weeny little glasses."
Howard Cunningham: "How many teeny-weeny little glasses did you have?"
Richie Cunningham: "Seventy-two."
"You ate my homework? I didn't know dogs really did that." -- Bart Simpson
"When another comedian has a lousy show, I'm the first one to admit it."
-- Jack Benny
"I don't have anything against education--as long as it doesn't interfere with
your thinking!" -- Ben Cartwright, BONANZA
"You see, to be a straight man you have to have a talent, you have to develop
this talent, then you gotta marry her like I did." -- George Burns
"If this series goes five years, I will be 33 and rich. Then I can stop and do
something I'd enjoy more. I want to be a schoolteacher." -- Bill Cosby,
I SPY (1965)
"I fail to comprehend your indignation, sir. I have simply made the logical
deduction that you are a liar." -- Mr. Spock, STAR TREK
"The way some of the younger generation carries on, some people wish that
they'd develop a birth control pill that was retroactive." -- Milton Berle
"I just thank God I'm an atheist." -- Mike Stivic, ALL IN THE FAMILY
Richie Cunningham: "All we had was beer in teeny-weeny little glasses."
Howard Cunningham: "How many teeny-weeny little glasses did you have?"
Richie Cunningham: "Seventy-two."
"You ate my homework? I didn't know dogs really did that." -- Bart Simpson