Race's Girl
03-10-2006, 07:20 AM
Down in the Cul-De-Sac, all the kids were making noise,
Ruining ears of the girls and ears of the boys
When Sock Head then came up, nearly scared 'em half to death,
Had a bazooka in his hands and some soda on his breath.
From his hat to his shoes, he was covered with ammo
Like a skinny, disgruntled, animated rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"I made dinner for you all, now you're all gonna die!"
The night Edd went crazy,
The night Double D went insane,
Realized he'd been getting the raw deal,
Something finally must have snapped in his brain.
Well, the Cul-De-Sac is gone now, he decided to bomb it,
Everywhere, you'll find pieces of that huge comet
And he tied up the kids then he held 'em all hostage
And he ground up poor Plank into Wooden sausage!
He got poor Ed with an old German luger
And he slashed up Rolf just like Freddie Kruger
Then he picked up a flame-thrower and barbecued Kevin
And he took a big bite and said "Tastes just like chicken!"
The night Edd went crazy,
The night Sock Head went nuts
Now ya can hardly walk around Peach Creek
Without stepping in some poor kid's guts
There's the National Guard and the FBI,
There's a man from the eyewitness news
And helicopters circlin' round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin'; the body count's risin'
And Eddy's just dying to know 'oh, Double D, why?
Why, why, why, why, why, why?
You used to be such a quiet guy.
Up on Pluto, Sock Head's now doin' time
In an intergalactic prison for his infamous crime,
Hey, little Nazz, doncha cry no more tears,
He'll be out with good behavior in seven hundred more years!
Now Jonny's in therapy and Jimmy's still nervous
The Kanker sisters got jobs workin' for the postal service,
And they say Sarah and Eddy are on the phone every night
With their lawyers negotiatin' the movie rights
They're talkin' bout the night Edd went crazy,
The night Edd #2 flipped,
Broke his back for his own dignity,
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped
Wo, the night Edd went crazy,
The night Sock Head went insane,
Realized he'd been getting the raw deal,
Something finally must have snapped in his brain, whoa-o,
Somethin' finally must have snapped in his brain, tell ya,
Somethin' finally must have snapped in his brain
Ruining ears of the girls and ears of the boys
When Sock Head then came up, nearly scared 'em half to death,
Had a bazooka in his hands and some soda on his breath.
From his hat to his shoes, he was covered with ammo
Like a skinny, disgruntled, animated rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"I made dinner for you all, now you're all gonna die!"
The night Edd went crazy,
The night Double D went insane,
Realized he'd been getting the raw deal,
Something finally must have snapped in his brain.
Well, the Cul-De-Sac is gone now, he decided to bomb it,
Everywhere, you'll find pieces of that huge comet
And he tied up the kids then he held 'em all hostage
And he ground up poor Plank into Wooden sausage!
He got poor Ed with an old German luger
And he slashed up Rolf just like Freddie Kruger
Then he picked up a flame-thrower and barbecued Kevin
And he took a big bite and said "Tastes just like chicken!"
The night Edd went crazy,
The night Sock Head went nuts
Now ya can hardly walk around Peach Creek
Without stepping in some poor kid's guts
There's the National Guard and the FBI,
There's a man from the eyewitness news
And helicopters circlin' round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin'; the body count's risin'
And Eddy's just dying to know 'oh, Double D, why?
Why, why, why, why, why, why?
You used to be such a quiet guy.
Up on Pluto, Sock Head's now doin' time
In an intergalactic prison for his infamous crime,
Hey, little Nazz, doncha cry no more tears,
He'll be out with good behavior in seven hundred more years!
Now Jonny's in therapy and Jimmy's still nervous
The Kanker sisters got jobs workin' for the postal service,
And they say Sarah and Eddy are on the phone every night
With their lawyers negotiatin' the movie rights
They're talkin' bout the night Edd went crazy,
The night Edd #2 flipped,
Broke his back for his own dignity,
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped
Wo, the night Edd went crazy,
The night Sock Head went insane,
Realized he'd been getting the raw deal,
Something finally must have snapped in his brain, whoa-o,
Somethin' finally must have snapped in his brain, tell ya,
Somethin' finally must have snapped in his brain