The Millionare

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This is a new fan fiction thats also a comedy show and its called The Millionaire. Its about a recent college graduate named Jake Thompson (Jon Heder) who wins the lottery. It also stars Jake's friend Dave Smith (Jack Black), and Bob Kritz ( Dan Aykroyd) as Jake's rich know it all neighbor.

Season 1

1.) "I'm Rich"- Recent college graduate Jake wins the lotto jackpot and moves into a mansion next to a know it all neighbor named Bob Kritz.

2.) "Poker Night"- Jake's crazy friend Dave visits and plays poker with Jake, and Dave gets in a fight with Bob the neighbor

3.) "The Basketball Game"- Jake and Dave face off in a one on one basketball game

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4.) "Party Time"- Jake and Dave throw a huge party at Jake's mansion

5.) "The Movie"- Jake and Dave go to the movie theatre where they see a new action movie but at the movie they face crying babies, loud people and other annoyances.

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6.) "I Got A New Car"- Jake gets a new car which is a Viper and then he shows it off to everyone

7.) "Road Trip"- Chaos insues when Jake and Dave go on a cross country road trip

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8.) "Golf Time"- Jake and Dave go golfing at a country club

9.) "The Butler"- Jake hires a butler named Kevin Jacobs (Matthew Perry) . Dave tries to win the lottery so he can get his own mansion but he is unsuccessful in his efforts.

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10.) "The Band"- Jake and Dave start their own rock band with two of Dave's friends named Jeff and Harry but Bob hates the band's music. The band eventually gets some small time gigs but at one of them Bob heckles the band.

11.) "The Tie"- Jake buys a new tie which gets him many compliments from his rich neighbors.

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12- "Lets Go Skateboarding"- Dave takes up skateboarding but he is terrrible at it at, and he tries to get Jake to join him but Jake refuses. Eventually Dave ends up going skateboarding with Kevin the butler who is a very good skateboarder.

13.) "Lets Go Skateboarding Part II"- Kevin teaches Dave how to skateobard so he can try out for the town skateboarding competition.

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14) "The Baseball"- Jake loses his priceless baseball that Bob finds but he refuses to give it back

15.) "I'm A Cop"- Bob's friend Joe (Brad Garrett) who is a cop harasses Jake and Dave. Joe beleives Jake and Dave are up to no good and refuses to let them out of his sight.

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16) "The Thunderstorm"- Dave is caught outside during a thunderstom and fears being struck by lightning so he runs inside a nearby hotel and calls Jake for help.

17.) "The Baseball Game"- Jake and Dave go to a professional baseball game and cheer on the home team which is also their favorite team. After the home team wins the game Jake and Dave get to meet the home team players.

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18.) "Vacation Time"- Jake and Dave decide to go on vacation to the Bahamas but their flight is delayed.

19.) "Vacation Time Part II"- Jake and Dave make it to the Bahamas and Dave tries to win big at the casino while Jake kicks back and relaxes.

20.) "We're Going Home"- After Dave wins big at the casino Jake and Dave go home and Dave buys his own mansion next to door to Jake and Bob.

End Of Season 1
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The Millionare Season 2 starring Jake Thompson (Jon Heder) Jake's friend Dave Smith (Jack Black), and Bob Kritz ( Dan Aykroyd) as Jake's rich know it all neighbor, Kevin Jacobs (Matthew Perry)

1.)"The Dog"- Dave buys a bulldog and tries to get the band back together

2.) "I know A Movie Star"- Bob claims to know a movie star but Jake and Dave think he's lying

3.) "A Camping We Will Go"- Chaos insues when Jake and Dave spend a night camping in the woods and come in contact with a bear.

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4.) "The Statue"- Jake buys a pricless statue that he shows off to everyone

5.) "It's A New TV"- Jake buys a new 57 inch high def tv and Dave gets jealous and buys his own

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6.) "Comedy Night"- Jake and Dave go to a resturant's comedy night

7.) "Brain Freeze"- Dave gets hooked on sluprees and gets massive brain freezes that drive him crazy

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8- "The Paintball Match"- Jake and Dave go head to head in a paintball match

9- "Up All Night"- Jake and Dave stay up all night watching tv playing games and just goofing off

10-"And The Oscar Goes To..."- After Jake wins a bet with Bob, Bob's movie star friend is forced to invite Jake and Dave to the Oscars

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11- "The Cruise"- Jake and Dave go on a cruise to Jamica

12- "On Your Mark Get Set... Go"- Jake, Dave, Bob, Kevin and others enter a town Marathon

13- "Dare Devil"- Dave starts doing daring activties like skydiving and bungee jumping

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14- "The Theme Park"- Jake and Dave go to a theme park but face long lines and loud people.

15- "The Date"- Jake goes on a date with a crazy woman (Michelle Rodriguez as Lisa ) who gets in trouble with the law and Dave tells him he needs break up with her

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16- "Back Then"- Jake remembers his college experiences which includes him getting in a fight

17-"Are You Insane?"- Dave and Jake race Bob to the top of Mt. Everest.

18-"Are You Insane? Part II"- The race turns into desperation to survive but in the end its just one of Dave's dreams

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19- "The Millionares Ball- Jake and Dave cause chaos at the annual millionaires ball

20- "He's Huge"- Jake and Dave try to catch a giant fish on a fishing trip

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The Millionare Season 3 starring Jake Thompson (Jon Heder) Jake's friend Dave Smith (Jack Black), and Bob Kritz ( Dan Aykroyd) as Jake's rich know it all neighbor, Kevin Jacobs (Matthew Perry)

1- "We Can't Sleep"- Jake and Dave can't sleep and stay up the whole night watching tv and annoying Bob

2- "The Second Marathon"- Jake, Dave, Bob, and Kevin once again compete in the town's annual marathon race

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3- "Arnold"- Jake and Dave see Arnold Schwarzenegger at a resturant. Then Jake, Dave, and Arnold visit Bob who is a big Arnold fan. (special guest Arnold Schwarzenegger)

4- "The Car Is Gone!"- Jake's car is stolen, and the police and Dave try to get it back and eventually they do

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5- "The Video Game"- Jake and Dave buy a video game that they play almost non stop

6- "Halloween"- Jake and Dave cause chaos at Bob's halloween party

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7- " Vote Now"- Jake and Dave can't decide who to vote for in a town election

8- "The Snowboarding Trip"- Jake, Dave, and Kevin go on a snowboarding trip while Bob stays home and loses his lucky shirt

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10- "Snowed In"- Jake and Dave get snowed in at Jake's mansion on Christmas eve

11- "The Trial"- Jake, Dave, Kevin, Bob and others serve as jurors on a civil case

12- "It's To Hot"- A massive heat wave hits and Jake and Dave's Air Conditioning systems break down

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13- "The End Is Near"- Jake and Dave meet a crazy man (Nick Nolte) who believes the end of the world is coming

14- "The Barbecue"- Jake and Dave throw a summer barbecue

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15- "We Are Lost"- Jake and Dave get lost on their way to a party

16- "The Elevator"- Dave gets a song stuck in his head and Jake and Bob get trapped in an elevator

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17- "Wild Wild West"- Jake dreams that he is a sheriff and Dave is his deputy in the old west. Bob is also a dangerous outlaw in the dream.

18- "The Football Game"- Jake, Dave, Bob, Kevin and others go head to head in a flag football game

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19- "Tennis Time"- Jake and Dave go head to head in a tennis match

20- "The Concert"- Jake and Dave go to a rock concert while Bob watches a Twilight Zone marathon (1959-1964 version)

End of Season 3
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The Millionare Season 4 starring Jake Thompson (Jon Heder) Jake's friend Dave Smith (Jack Black), and Bob Kritz ( Dan Aykroyd) as Jake's rich know it all neighbor, Kevin Jacobs (Matthew Perry)

1-" The Deja Vu Dream "- Jake has a dream he is reliving the same day over and over again. He is attacked by a vicious dog and falls down the stairs and breaks his leg He tries to do things differently when he relives the day but finds the same things just happen later on. ( In his dream Jake says that the day is like Groundhog Day but not funny because it's happing to him. Bill Murray appears and agrees with him) Later Jake wakes up and his happy the nightmare is over. (Guest stars Henry Ian Cusick as Dr. Washington and Bill Murray as himself)

2-"The Tug O War"- Jake, Dave, and Kevin compete in a tug o war contest against Bob's friends. Jake's team wins and Bob and his friends have to be their servants for a week. (the bet was who ever lost had to be the other teams servants for a week)

3"-The Horse- The gang visits a horse ranch and Dave spends time with a horse he enjoys riding.


4-"That Guy With The Dark Glasses"- The gang meet a guy named Peter who wears dark glasses all the time and never takes them off. Jake and Dave argue over why they think he never takes his glasses off. They ultimately come and ask Peter why he never takes off the glasses and he says he just likes the glasses. Jake and Dave think he is lying however. (Guest stars John Cusack as Peter)

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5-"The Shirt"- Jake and Dave meet a guy with the word Sh#@ on his shirt. They later learn he is part of a gang who wear the shirts. Jake and Dave knock out a member and steal his shirt. Kevin goes undercover as a member to find out the secrets of the gang. However Kevin is later found out when he does not recite the gangs anthem properly. The gang go after him but he somehow escapes. (Guest stars David Schwimmer as gang member Andy, Steve Carell as gang member Brian and Jeremy Piven as gang leader Mike)

6-"The Reunion"- Jake and Dave argue over the positives and negatives of optimism and pessemism. Bob becomes the life of the party at his high school reunion.

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7-"Flight Lessons"- Jake and Dave take flying lessons. They are forced to land the plane themselves when their instructor gets drunk while they are in the air. Jake and Dave guide the plane to safety with the help of a air traffic controller. (Guest Stars Jason Lee as Donny the instructor, and Leslie Nielsen as Air Traffic Controller)

8-"The Hitchhiker"- While on a road trip Jake and Dave pick up a Hitchhiker who at first seems crazy but turns out to be normal. Later they drop him off at his destination and then continue on with their trip. (Guest stars Daniel Day-Lewis as Chip the hitchhiker)

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9-"The Guest"- The gang become good friends with Brett Favre who is spending the weekend at Bob's place. Bob becomes jealous when Brett starts spending more time with Jake and Dave than him. (Guest stars Brett Favre as himself)

10-"The Bad Ending"- Jake, Dave, Kevin and Bob see an action movie and feel the ending was to predictable. They argue over how they would have ended the movie.

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11-"Thanksgiving Dinner"- Jake and Dave spend Thanksgiving at Bob's place and meet his family and hang out and watch football. (Guest stars Don Rickles as Bob's father Charlie, Estelle Harris as Darlene, Jerry Stiller as Bob's Uncle Clark)

12-"The Hockey Game"- Bob and his friends play the gang in a hockey match

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13-"The Infestation"- Jake's place is overrun with cockroaches. Jake, Dave and Kevin attempt to kill the bugs themselves but they decide there is too many for them and they hire a professional. The professional is effective however he destroys parts of the mansion while setting up his traps. After the event Jake and Dave are forced to hire people to repair the damage to the mansion. (Guest stars Jean Reno as Ramon the professional)

14-"The Bird Club"- The gang joins a bird watching club but later quit and decide the club is too boring. Meanwhile Bob tries to leave town on vacation but his car gets a flat tire and he has to call roadside assistance. (Guest stars John Goodman as Nick (he is the roadside assistance guy)

15-"The Philly Cheese Steak"- Dave becomes obsessed with eating philly cheese steaks. Bob opens up his own detective agency but quits when he decides he can't handle what would happen if he was shot at.

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16-"The Last Piece"- At night Dave is unable to sleep fearing Jake will eat the last piece of pecan pie. Dave imagines complicated ludacris ways of him stopping Jake from eating the pie like having him framed for murder and having him attacked by vicious dogs, and hiring a body guard to have him beat up. Dave then goes downstairs and eats the pie and is relieved Jake won't beat him to the pie. (Guest stars Ludacris as himself, Ving Rhames as himself/ bodyguard, Anthony Anderson as thug, Mos Def as Thug 2 and Tony Shalhoub as Ted the cop)

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17-"The Pumpkin"- After Halloween Dave does not want to throw away the pumpkin he decorated. Jake and Kevin try to take the pumpkin from Dave but Dave sets up traps in the house and guards the pumpkin. 3 weeks later Dave can't stand the smell of the rotting pumpkin and forces himself to throw it away.

18-"The Easter Egg Hunt"-Bob wants the gang out of his hair so when Easter comes he goes golfing with Craig T Nelson and has the gang hunt for easter eggs he hid all over town. (Guest stars Craig T. Nelson as himself)

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19-"The Impressionist"-While at a gym the gang becomes friends with a guy named Joe who does impressions of people. (Guest Starring Seth MacFarlane as Joe, Patrick Warburton as Joe's friend Dave)

20-"The Kayaking Trip"- The gang convinces Bob to go on a kayaking trip with them. The gang almost falls down a water fall on the trip but avoid it. Besides that incident they have a good time on the trip.

End Of Season 4
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