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Mr.Burns
12-08-2005, 12:04 AM
Here's a new fanfiction I just came up with called the Knights Of Greenvalley its a fictional show about a usually incompetent (but sometimes successful on adventures) group of knights who try to keep order in a town in medival 12th century England. The fictional town they live in is Greenvalley. The show is also a fantasy comedy. I'll start the show now (In this fanfiction you can just post the plot and episode or more details if you like)


The Knights Of Green Valley Season One Staring Bill Murray (As Sir Knows Alot) Chevy Chase ( As Sir Sarcastic) Jim Carrey (As Sir Crazy) Clive Owen (As The Mayor of Greenvalley) Keria Knightley (as Athena the beautiful daughter of a rich man ) and Michael Gambon as the sometimes seen King Of England

1- "The Knights Of Greenvalley"- The knights of Greenvalley (Sir Knows Alot, Sir Sarcastic, Sir Crazy) become notorious in the town of Grenvalley when they falsey accuse the mayors son of robbery and the King of England comes to Greenvalley to visit and witnesses the false accusation

2- "Sir Crazy Can't Sleep Tonight"- Sir Crazy has insomina over repeated nights, and is to tired to join the other knights Of Greenvalley in their adventures

3- "The Mayor's Curfew"- The Mayor imposes a new curfew of lights out at 7:00pm in Greenvalley that the knights Of Green Valley and others protest.

4- "The Boyfriend"- A man dates Athena but the Knights Of Greenvalley hate him and want him to leave town

5- "The Jester Vists"- A jester vists Greenvalley and annoys the knights on thier adventures

Mr.Burns
12-08-2005, 09:05 AM
6-"The Big Dinner"- The knights have dinner with the mayor but they start a huge food fight that gets the mayor outraged.

7- "Sir Knows Alot Knows More"- Sir Knows Alot claims to be smarter than the smartest man in Greenvalley and Sir Knows Alot takes takes a IQ test with the smart man to prove he is smarter

8- "Sir Sarcastic's Vacation"- Sir Sarcastic takes a vacation and the knights go on their adventures without him

9- "The Dragon"- A man hires the knights to slay a dragon but the knights can't find the dragon

Mr.Burns
12-08-2005, 04:07 PM
10- "The Dragon Part 2"- The knights finally find the dragon but can they slay him?

11- "The Knight In Training"- A young knight (Orlando Bloom) trains to be a member of the knights of Greenvalley

Mr.Burns
12-08-2005, 10:18 PM
12-"Sir Brave The Knight"- The young Knight (Orlando Bloom) offically becomes a member of the knights of Greenvalley. After the young knight becomes a member the knights of Greenvalley he becomes Sir Brave after he shows bravery in trecking through dangerous territory to defeat a giant

13-"The Mayor's New Taxes"- The knights and others protest the mayors new taxes through protests, sit-ins and other methods

14-"The Night At The Inn"- The knights stop at a inn durring a adventure and cause chaos

15- "The Mayor's Bad Haircut"- The mayor gets a bad haircut that the knights and others pretend to like

16- "The Missing Armor"- The knights lose thier armor and try to find it but end up falsely accusing other people in Greenvalley of taking it

17- "The Town Party"- The knights cause chaos at a town party and Athena unsuccessfully tries to keep it under control

18- "The Knights Are In Love"- The knights fall in love with Athena and hilarity and chaos insue when they compete for her affection

19- "The Big Fight"- The knights have a big fight over which of them casued a long adventure to end in a gigantic failure

Mr.Burns
12-08-2005, 11:10 PM
20- "The Dance Contest"- Hilartity ensuses when the knights cause chaos at Greenvalley's town dance contest

21- "The Bridge"- The knights accidentally repeatedly destroy one of the towns bridges (while there are repeated attempts to rebuild it)

22- "There Are Rats Everywhere"- There is a rat infestation in the town that the knights and others unsuccessfully try to end. Eventually the king hears about the infestation and tries to end it

End of Season One

Mr.Burns
12-08-2005, 11:23 PM
The Knights Of Greenvalley Season Two Staring Bill Murray (As Sir Knows Alot) Chevy Chase ( As Sir Sarcastic) Jim Carrey (As Sir Crazy) Orlando Bloom ( As Sir Brave) Clive Owen (As The Mayor of Greenvalley) Keria Knightley (as Athena the beautiful daughter of a rich man ) Jack Nicholson (Athena's Father George) and Michael Gambon as the sometimes seen King Of England

1- "Where Are We?"- The knights get lost in the woods on a adventure and end up Hallucinating after they run out of food

2- "What Are You Laughing At?"- Athena's father laughs when Athena tells him about the knights most recent failed adventures. The knights also get angry when they hear that Athena's father finds their failed adventures amusing

3- "The Horse Race"- Sir Crazy and the mayor compete in a horse race (Sir Crazy wins the very close race)

4- "The Temporary Replacement "- Sir Brave breaks his left leg on a adventure and the other knights have to hire a temprary replacement. The temporary replacement ends up being far to imcompetent even for the knights of Greenvalley. (Guest Stars Patrick Warburton as Dennis the replacement)

Mr.Burns
12-09-2005, 10:47 AM
5-"Let The Games Begin"- The knights of Greenvalley compete in the towns annual Olympic Games

6- "Athena Is Kidnapped"- Athena is kidnapped by a crazy man and the knights of Greenvalley have to rescue her

7- "We Are In A Depression"- A depression hits the town of Greenvalley and people are forced to ration food and other supplies

8- "The Loan"- The town of Greenvalley finally obtains a loan to help them get out of the depression

Mr.Burns
12-09-2005, 10:58 AM
9-"You are Fat"- Sir Knows Alot gets very fat and has to go on a diet but can he lose weight?

10-"Im Thin Again"- Sir Knows Alot's diet is a success and he goes back to his normal weight

11-"Where Is My Gold?"- Some of the kings gold is stolen and he hires the knights of Greenvalley to find his gold and the person who stole it

12-"Listen To Me"- Sir Crazy beleives the other knights of Greenvalley aren't listening to his ideas

13- "We Are Invited"- The knights are invited to the kings royal party and chaos and hilarity insues when the knights insult wealthy aristocrats

Mr.Burns
12-09-2005, 01:18 PM
14-"We Won"- The knights win the town lottery

15-"Ha Ha"- The knights hire a comedian (Jerry Seinfeld) to perform stand-up comedy

16- "Where Is My Painting?"- The mayor hires the knights to find his stolen painting and the person who stole it

17- "Where Is My Painting? Part 2"- The knights find the person who stole the mayor's painting but have great difficulty in catching him

18- "The Invasion"- The town of Greenvalley is invaded by vikings and its up to the knights and the army and other defenders to stop the invaders

Mr.Burns
12-09-2005, 03:35 PM
19- "I Had A Dream"- Sir Knows Alot dreams he is the king of England

20- "The Election"- The mayor begans his campaign for re-election Unopposed

21-"The Election Part 2"- Athena's father joins the race for mayor

22-"The Election Part 3"- The election is held and the votes are tallied and in the end Athena's father loses and the mayor is re-elected

End of Season 2
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Mr.Burns
12-10-2005, 10:16 PM
The Knights Of Greenvalley Season Three Staring Bill Murray (As Sir Knows Alot) Chevy Chase ( As Sir Sarcastic) Jim Carrey (As Sir Crazy) Orlando Bloom ( As Sir Brave) Clive Owen (As The Mayor of Greenvalley) Keria Knightley (as Athena the beautiful daughter of a rich man ) Jack Nicholson (Athena's Father George) and Michael Gambon as the sometimes seen King Of England

1- "Eat Eat Eat"- The town of Greenvalley has a eating contest that the knights and others compete in

2- "Start Building Now"- The knights attempt to build a house for a friend and chaos and hilarity occurs when the knights are proven to be incompetent builders

Mr.Burns
12-12-2005, 04:41 PM
3-"Where Is The Mayor?"- "The Mayor dissapears and everyone tries to find him

4-"Where Is The Mayor? Part 2"- As the search for the missing mayor continues the knights try to climb the tallest mountain in Greenvalley. The knights want to climb the monutain because thats were they the think the mayor is

5-"Where Is The Mayor? Part 3"- The knights find the mayor held capitative on the tallest mountain in Greenvalley by a monster. The knights finally defeat the monster and return to Greenvalley with the mayor

6- "The Inn Is Haunted"- "The knights spend the night in a inn that might be haunted

Mr.Burns
12-14-2005, 12:06 AM
7-"We Didn't Do It"- The knights are falsey acuused of murder and are almost hanged but their innocence is finally proven when the real murderers are arrested

8- "Mayor For A Day"- Sir Crazy wins the town mayor for a day contest and ends up causing chaos throught the town

9-"It's Time For The Auction"- The knights particapate in a auction and try to outbid the other bidders which include the mayor and the king

Mr.Burns
12-14-2005, 11:50 PM
10-"And Your Fortune Is..."- The knights go into a panic when a fortune teller predicts that bad luck will happen to them

11-"I'm Not Telling You"- The knights refuse to tell Athena a secret that she deperately wants to know

12-"I Dont Like Him"- A highly skilled knight (Viggo Mortensen) interfers with the knights of Greenvalley on their adventures.

Mr.Burns
12-17-2005, 12:14 AM
13-"It's A Wedding"- The knights are mistakenly invited to the Princess of England's wedding and cause chaos their

14-"It's Friday The 13th"- The knights are afraid of bad luck on Friday The 13th

Mr.Burns
12-18-2005, 12:15 AM
15-"Here Comes The King"- The king visits Greenvalley on vacation and stays their for a week

16-"It's A Roast"- Chaos and hilarity occur when the town of Greenvalley "roasts" the mayor

Mr.Burns
12-19-2005, 05:23 PM
17-"We Are Going Camping"- The knights go camping in the wilderness and chaos and hilarity occur when the knights have many problems including wild animals

18-"He Is A Wizard"- A wizard visits Greenvalley and brags to everyone about his magical skills and abilities

19-"Find The Letter"- The knights go through many problems in trying to to get back a improtant letter they mistakenly sent

Mr.Burns
12-19-2005, 05:36 PM
20-"And That's What Really Happend"- The knights tell others a long adventure that they each remember differently

21-"Lets Find That Treasure"- The knights try to find a large amount of treasure with a treasure map

22-"We Are Stranded"- On a adventure at sea the knights ship is wrecked in a storm, and after the storm the knights end up stranded on a deserted island

End Of Season Three
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Mr.Burns
12-19-2005, 10:07 PM
The Knights Of Greenvalley Season Four Staring Bill Murray (As Sir Knows Alot) Chevy Chase ( As Sir Sarcastic) Jim Carrey (As Sir Crazy) Orlando Bloom ( As Sir Brave) Clive Owen (As The Mayor of Greenvalley) Keria Knightley (as Athena the beautiful daughter of a rich man ) Jack Nicholson (Athena's Father George) and Michael Gambon as the sometimes seen King Of England

1-"Surprise!"- The town has a surprise birthday party for Sir Sarcastic

2-"It's A Play"- The knights go to the town of Greenvalley's latest play but it bombs and everyone boos the actors

3-"Nice Painting"- The knights and Athena meet a famous painter (John Hurt)

Mr.Burns
12-20-2005, 09:36 AM
4-"Its A Monster"- The knights try to defeat a giant monster who is terrorizing the town

5-"Earthquake!"- A giant earthquake hits Greenvalley and everyone panics except Sir Brave

6-"I Grew A Moustache"- Sir Crazy grows a moustache that the other knights dont like on him

Mr.Burns
12-20-2005, 05:31 PM
7-"Its A New Sword"- Sir Brave has a new sword made for him that he brings on adventures and he claims its better than his old one

8-"I Wrote A Book"- After a adventure Sir Knows Alot writes a popular book

9- "A Hunting We Will Go"- Chaos ensuses when the knights hunt wild animals

Mr.Burns
12-21-2005, 11:28 PM
10-"Telegram"- Sir Sarcastic eagerly awaits an important telegram

11-"You Got Your Haircut"- Athena gets a terrible haircut that she tries to hide from everyone

12- "It's A Scavenger Hunt"- The knights and others particapate in a scavanger hunt to win prizes.

Mr.Burns
12-22-2005, 10:06 PM
13- "You Liar"- Sir Knows Alot tells a lie that snowballs out of control

14-"Happy Birthday"- Sir Crazy forgets to get Athena a birthday present until he finally remembers and races to get her one at the last minute

15-"He Is From Out Of Town"- A mysterious out- of-towner (Joaquin Phoenix) visits Greenvalley on vacation

Mr.Burns
12-23-2005, 10:06 AM
16-"Boo"- The knights think the town has ghosts

17-"He Is Sleepwalking"- Sir Knows Alot mysteriously starts sleepwalking

18-"We've Been Captured"- All the knights are captured in a battle against vikings axcept for Sir Sarcastic who must rescue the others

19-"How Dare You"- Sir Sarcastic tells a harmless joke about the king that the king mistakes as an insult

20-"It Has Three Heads"- The Knights fight a three headed monster

21-"I Lost My Voice"- When the Mayor gets laryngitis(loses his voice) he is unable to give an important speech to the town and asks Sir Knows Alot to give the speech for him

22-"The Comedian Is Back"- The comedian(Jerry Seinfeld) returns and this time does a stand-up routine for the whole town including the king who is in the town visiting

End Of Season 4
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Mr.Burns
12-31-2005, 09:38 PM
The Knights Of Greenvalley Season Five Staring Bill Murray (As Sir Knows Alot) Chevy Chase ( As Sir Sarcastic) Jim Carrey (As Sir Crazy) Orlando Bloom ( As Sir Brave) Clive Owen (As The Mayor of Greenvalley) Keria Knightley (as Athena the beautiful daughter of a rich man ) Jack Nicholson (Athena's Father George) and Michael Gambon as the sometimes seen King Of England

1-"Happy New Year-"- The town has a new years eve party

2-"Its Locked"- The knights visit the kings castle and try to find a way in the kings secret locked room

3-"Clip Show"- (Hour long episode) Its a clip show higlighting the funniest moments of the show since season one

4-"It's A Statue"- The king poses for a famous scluptor's statue then the king displays the statue to the town (Philip Seymour Hoffman guest stars as the sculptor)

5-"You Sneezed On Me"- Sir Crazy gets a bad cold and starts sneezing on everyone including the mayor

6-"It's A Book About Us"- A writer visits Greenvalley and writes a book about the knights adventures

Mr.Burns
01-03-2006, 05:41 PM
7-"It's Lucky"- Sir Sarcastic claims to have a lucky sword that helps him on adventures and panicks when he loses it

8-"Catch Me If You Can"- The knights try to catch a speedy theif

9-"You Faker"- Sir Knows Alot claims he broke his right arm on an adventure but Athena beleives he is faking his injury

10-"He Has Amnesia"- Sir Brave has amnesia and everyone tries to bring his memory back

11-"They Can Change Their Appearance"- The knights fight monsters that can change into anyone or anything

12-"I'm Bored"- Sir Sarcastic feels bored wih his normal routines and decides to do things differently to end his bordem

Mr.Burns
01-04-2006, 11:05 PM
13-"We Went Back In Time"- Sir Crazy dreams he and the other knights accidentally travel back in time to the stone age

14-"Welcome Back"- An old friend of the knights (John Cleese) who left Greenvalley returns and feels the town has changed for the worst

15-"The Mayor Is Wrong"- The knights old friend Jason (John Cleese) dosen't agree with the mayors political beleifs

16-"The Lions Are Loose!"- The town goes into a panic when lions escape from their cages and run loose

17-"The End Is Near"- The town panics when a man (Jack Black) predicts the world will end in a week

18-"Could You Do Me A Big Favor?"- The king asks the knights to get him a pricless item that is guarded by a monster

19-"I Am Braver"- A man claims to more brave than Sir Brave so they enter a contest to prove who is the braver person

Mr.Burns
01-05-2006, 10:03 PM
20-"Cry Baby"- The other knights think Sir Knows Alot is complaining to much

21-"Vampires!"- I man in Greenvalley fears the threat of vampires but few people believe him

22-"I Know The King"- Jason is revealed to be good friends with the king, and the king visits Greenvalley to see Jason

End Of Season 5
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Mr.Burns
03-02-2006, 10:41 AM
The Knights Tv Movie - We Are Lost

Staring Bill Murray (As Sir Knows Alot) Chevy Chase ( As Sir Sarcastic) Jim Carrey (As Sir Crazy) Orlando Bloom ( As Sir Brave) Clive Owen (As The Mayor of Greenvalley) Keria Knightley (as Athena the beautiful daughter of a rich man ) John Cleese (Jason) Jack Nicholson ( Athena's father George) and Michael Gambon as the King Of England

The Knights go an a adventure to find a pricless missing diamond and end up lost at sea. Eventually the King sends out a team to find the knights and they finally do. In the end the knights return home and find out that the pricless missing diamond was stolen by Athena's father George (Jack Nicholson) is sent to the king's dungeon.

Mr.Burns
03-02-2006, 11:06 AM
The Knights 2nd Tv Movie - The Rescue

Staring Bill Murray (As Sir Knows Alot) Chevy Chase ( As Sir Sarcastic) Jim Carrey (As Sir Crazy) Orlando Bloom ( As Sir Brave) Clive Owen (As The Mayor of Greenvalley) Keria Knightley (as Athena the beautiful daughter of a rich man ) John Cleese (Jason) Jack Nicholson (Athena's Father George) and Michael Gambon as the King Of England

Athena relaizes her father was framed but is unable to prove it to the king. Later the knights rescue Athena's father from the dungeon and are able to prove his innocence, and the king apoligizes to Athena's father for the incident.

Mr.Burns
04-21-2006, 05:36 PM
The Knights 1st Full Length Feature Movie- The Knights Lost In Time

Staring Bill Murray (As Sir Knows Alot) Chevy Chase ( As Sir Sarcastic) Jim Carrey (As Sir Crazy) Orlando Bloom ( As Sir Brave) Clive Owen (As The Mayor of Greenvalley) Keria Knightley (as Athena the beautiful daughter of a rich man ) John Cleese (Jason) Jack Nicholson (Athena's father George) and Michael Gambon as the King Of England

A time warp sends the knights and others (the rest of the main cast) to present day New York. The knights and others have to get used many things they dont understand like Tv, Computers, Cars etc. They also interact with many townspeople. They become friends some with some while others are scared of them and think they are crazy . They also live in a mansion with an eccentric billionaire named Howard Robertson (Jon Lovitz) The chaotic adventure finally ends when the time travelers find and travel through another time warp and end up in their own time.

The Giant cast includes
Steve Carell (Waiter)
Billy Crystal (Comedian)
Daniel Stern (Fishermen)
Leslie Nielsen (Fishermen)
James Gandolfini (Mobster)
Robert De Niro (Mobster)
Joe Pantoliano (Mobster)
Steve Buscemi (Mobster)
Mike Myers (Golfer)
Steve Martin (Golfer)
Ben Stiller (Heckler)
Seth Green (Heckler)
Bruce Willis (Cop)
Lucy Liu (Cop)
Ben Stein (Man in resturant)
Scarlett Johansson (woman in resturant)
Nicole Kidman (woman in resturant)
Jennifer Aniston (woman in park)
Laura Prepon (woman in park)
Werner Klemperer (Colonel Klink) (archive footage)
Bob Crane (Colonel Hogan) (archive footage)
John Banner (Sgt Schultz) (archive footage)
and more

Mr.Burns
06-01-2006, 12:02 AM
The Knights 2nd Full Length Feature Movie- The Knights Go On Vacation

Staring Bill Murray (As Sir Knows Alot) Chevy Chase ( As Sir Sarcastic) Jim Carrey (As Sir Crazy) Orlando Bloom ( As Sir Brave) Clive Owen (As The Mayor of Greenvalley) Keria Knightley (as Athena the beautiful daughter of a rich man ) John Cleese (Jason) Jack Nicholson (Athena's father George) and Michael Gambon as the King Of England

The knights go on vacation to France and cause chaos there but everyone in Greenvalley thinks they have disappeared. Due to the knights supposed disappearance the king hires a search partry to find the knights. The search party is unsuccessful in finding the knights and everyone fears the knights may be dead. In the end the knights return and everyone is thrilled that the knights are alive.

Mr.Burns
06-02-2006, 10:27 PM
The Knights Of Greenvalley Season Six Staring Bill Murray (As Sir Knows Alot) Chevy Chase ( As Sir Sarcastic) Jim Carrey (As Sir Crazy) Orlando Bloom ( As Sir Brave) Clive Owen (As The Mayor of Greenvalley) Keria Knightley (as Athena the beautiful daughter of a rich man ) Jack Nicholson (Athena's Father George) John Cleese (Jason) and Michael Gambon as the sometimes seen King Of England

1- "The Knights Are Back"- The town throws a huge party party celebrating the knights return

2- "Do You Believe In Magic?"- A famous magician performs his act for the town and the king who is in town visiting

3- "The Diary"- The knights read Athena's secret diary which turns out to be a fake that Athena planted in case anyone tried to read her diary

4-" The Good, The Bad, and the Smelly"- Three mysterious men visit Greenvalley. One of them is good, another, is bad, and the other is just really really smelly

Mr.Burns
06-02-2006, 10:36 PM
5- "Aliens"- Sir Crazy thinks Aliens are after him but almost no beleieves him except for two citizens ( guest stars David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson as two citizens that try to find the aliens)

6- "Missing"- The knights, the king and others try to find a missing townsperson

7- "Amnesia Again"- Sir Knows Alot loses his memory and everyone tries to help him remember who his. In the end Sir Knows Alot finally remembers who he is

Mr.Burns
06-03-2006, 12:07 PM
8- "Fishing"- Chaos insues when the knights go fishing

9- "The Big Race"- Chaos insues when the knights, and others race each other to the top of the tallest mountain in Greenvalley

10- "In The Dungeon"- Sir Brave dreams that he and the other knights are prisoners in the king's dungeon

Mr.Burns
06-03-2006, 09:51 PM
11-"The Monster Eats People"- The knights must fight a monster that eats people

12- "Is The Pen Mightier Than The Sword?"- The knights try to break up a fight between a writer and a fighter (Special guests Tim Curry as the writer and Sylvester Stallone as the fighter)

Mr.Burns
06-04-2006, 12:20 AM
13- "We Are Snowed In"- The knights, Athena, and Jason visist the kings castle but get snowed in

14- "The Half Man/ Half Fish"- The knights and others go on a search for a half man/ half fish

15- "The Mayor Has A Brother"- The Mayor's mysterious brother visits Greenvalley (Speical guest Alan Rickman as the mayors brother)

Mr.Burns
06-04-2006, 11:18 AM
16- "It's A Costume Party"- The knights cause chaos at the mayor's costume party

17- "The Fake Knight"- Jason tells a friend that he is a member of the knights of Greenvalley. The friend visits Greenvalley and Jason gets the knights permission to pretend to be a member of the knights of Greenvalley (Special guest Dan Aykroyd as Jason's friend Harry)

18- "Medical Smedical"- A crazy doctor annoys the knights of Greenvalley on their adventures (Special guest Robin Williams as the crazy doctor)

Mr.Burns
06-04-2006, 11:32 AM
19- "Its A Rabbits Foot"- Sir Knows Alot beleives that a rabbits foot brings him good luck and goes into a panic when he loses it

20- "I Can't Stop Being Crazy"- Chaos insues when Sir Crazy unsuccessful tries to stop being crazy

Mr.Burns
06-04-2006, 11:46 AM
21- "Don't Leave Part I"- In this clipped filled episode the knights want to leave Greenvalley but everyone tries to stop them (Special guest Jerry Seinfeld as the comedian )

22- "Don't Leave Part II-" The knights of Greenvalley decide to stay but not before accidentally destroying many of the kings possesions

End Of Season Six
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Mr.Burns
12-04-2006, 08:33 PM
The Knights 3rd Full Length Feature Movie- The Knights Christmas Movie

Staring Bill Murray (As Sir Knows Alot) Chevy Chase ( As Sir Sarcastic) Jim Carrey (As Sir Crazy) Orlando Bloom ( As Sir Brave) Clive Owen (As The Mayor of Greenvalley) Keria Knightley (as Athena the beautiful daughter of a rich man ) John Cleese (Jason) Jack Nicholson (Athena's father George) and Michael Gambon as the King Of England

Its Christmas time and everyone tries to buy each other the perfect gift. (special picture for Athena, new sword for Sir Brave, joke book for Sir Sarcastic etc) On Christmas day the king and the mayor host a town Christams party that everyone attends.

Mr.Burns
12-04-2006, 10:36 PM
The Knights 4th Full Length Feature Movie- The Second Big Mountain Race

Staring Bill Murray (As Sir Knows Alot) Chevy Chase ( As Sir Sarcastic) Jim Carrey (As Sir Crazy) Orlando Bloom ( As Sir Brave) Clive Owen (As The Mayor of Greenvalley) Keria Knightley (as Athena the beautiful daughter of a rich man ) John Cleese (Jason) Jack Nicholson (Athena's father George) and Michael Gambon as the King Of England

The Knights and many others compete in the second race to climb the tallest mountain in Greenvalley and win and the grand prize. Chaos and hilarty insues as some competers in the race resort to cheating. The race ends in an amazingly close finish where everyone still has a chance of winning. In the end however Sir Crazy wins the close race and the grand prize. ( Featuring Jack Black, Kyle Gass, Will Ferrel, John C. Reilly, and Sacha Baron Cohen as competers in the race)

Mr.Burns
12-06-2006, 07:47 PM
The Knights 5th Full Length Feature Movie- The Knights and the King's Missing Sword

Staring Bill Murray (As Sir Knows Alot) Chevy Chase ( As Sir Sarcastic) Jim Carrey (As Sir Crazy) Orlando Bloom ( As Sir Brave) Clive Owen (As The Mayor of Greenvalley) Keria Knightley (as Athena the beautiful daughter of a rich man ) John Cleese (Jason) Jack Nicholson (Athena's father George) and Michael Gambon as the King Of England

The knights are back and the King has lost a priceless old sword and he has hired the knights and Athena to find it. The knights and Athena go on a hilarous adventure looking everywhere for the sword. In the end they discover that Jason borrowed the sword from the king but the king forgot Jason borrowed it.

Mr.Burns
12-06-2006, 07:57 PM
The Knights 6th Full Length Feature Movie- The Knights and The Magic Lamp

Staring Bill Murray (As Sir Knows Alot) Chevy Chase ( As Sir Sarcastic) Jim Carrey (As Sir Crazy) Orlando Bloom ( As Sir Brave) Clive Owen (As The Mayor of Greenvalley) Keria Knightley (as Athena the beautiful daughter of a rich man ) John Cleese (Jason) Jack Nicholson (Athena's father George) and Michael Gambon as the King Of England

The knights and several others go on a long journey to find a magic lamp and get three wishes. The adventurers face witches, giants, dragons, vikings and many other dangers on their long journey. They finally find the lamp and wish for money as well as things for those less fortunate. (nice clothes, and a house)

Mr.Burns
12-08-2006, 03:07 PM
The Knights Of Greenvalley Season Seven Staring Bill Murray (As Sir Knows Alot) Chevy Chase ( As Sir Sarcastic) Jim Carrey (As Sir Crazy) Orlando Bloom ( As Sir Brave) Clive Owen (As The Mayor of Greenvalley) Keria Knightley (as Athena the beautiful daughter of a rich man ) Jack Nicholson (Athena's Father George) John Cleese (Jason) and Michael Gambon as the sometimes seen King Of England

1-"The Giant Caper"- The knights begin a long journey to find a giant who has stolen many of the kings possesions (Special guest Al Pacino as the giant)

2-"The Giant Caper Part II- The knights find the giant and after they lose a long fight with the giant they are put into a ring of fire where there is no escape. George, Jason, Athena, and others (including the king and the mayor) set out to find the knights. (Special guest Al Pacino as the giant)


3-"The Giant Caper Part III"- The knights try to escape several times but each effort proves to be unsuccessful. George Jason and the others looking for the knights get lost. (Special guest Al Pacino as the giant)


4-"The Giant Caper Part IV"- Geroge Jason and the others finally find the knights. The group (Gerogel, Jason Athena and the others) frees the knights and then the knights face the giant in a long battle. This time the the knights win after Sir Brave kills the giant with his sword . (Special guest Al Pacino as the giant)

5-"The Giant Caper Part V"- The knights throw a big party celebrating their succesful adventure. Two giants hear about the death of their friend and they vow revenge against the the knights. (special guests Joe Pesci and Robert Deniro as the giants)

6-"The Giant Caper Part VI"- The two giants begin a long journey to Greenvalley. A man says the town will soon face a great threat. (Speacial guests Joe Pesci, Robert Deniro (the giants) and Gary Busey (the man who predicts a threat).

Mr.Burns
12-08-2006, 03:31 PM
7- "The Giant Caper Part VII"- The Giants invade Greenvalley and take over Greenvalley. The giants capture the mayor and the king. The knights and others try to come up with a way to take out the giants. (Speacial guests Joe Pesci, Robert Deniro (the giants) and Gary Busey (the man who predicted the threat).

8-"The Giant Caper Part VIII"- The knights begin a long battle with the giants. In the end the knights finally win by shooting arrows at the giants. (the arrows kill the giants) (Speacial guests Joe Pesci , Robert Deniro (the giants) and Gary Busey (the man who predicted the threat).

9-"It's Over"- The town tries to get back to normal after the giants attack. Athena thinks she's falling in love with Sir Brave.

10-"The Lovers"- Sir Brave and Athena start dating. Sir Crazy falls in love with Athena and is jealous of Sir Brave dating Athena.

11-"The Lovers Part II"- Sir Crazy tells Athena his feelings for her and now she tells Sir Crazy and Sir Brave she loves them both and can't choose between them. At the end of the espisode Sir Brave challenges Sir Crazy to a fight to decide who deserves Athena.

12-"The Lovers Part III"- Sir Brave and Sir Crazy train for the duel that will happen in a week. Sir Sarcastic and Sir Knows Alot are against their friends fighting.

13-"The Lovers Part IV"- Sir Brave and Sir Crazy fight each other and after a long battle Sir Brave tells Sir Crazy he gives up.

14-"The Lovers Part V-" Sir Crazy and Athena start dating. Sir Brave has second thoughts about letting Sir Crazy win.

15-"The Lovers Part VI"- Sir Brave tells Athena he still lovers her. Athena tells Sir Brave and Sir Crazy she has to decide who she loves.

16-"The Lovers Part VII"- Athena decides she loves Sir Crazy. Sir Brave leaves the town despite everyone trying to stop him.

17-"The Lovers Part VIII"- Athena and Sir Crazy and others set out to find Sir Brave. Sir Brave begins a long journey to find the wise man.

18-"The Lovers Part IX"- The group continues their search for Sir Brave. Sir Brave finds the wise man (Chirstopher Loyd) The wise man tells Sir Brave if he truly loves Athena he should let her be with Sir Crazy. (Special guest Chirstopher Loyd as the wise man)

19-"The Lovers Part X"- Sir Brave finds the group and tells Athena he still loves her but if she wants to be with Sir Crazy she can. Sir Sarcastic unsuccesful tries to stop being sarcastic.

20-"Clip Show Again"- (Hour Long episiode) Its a clip show showing the funniest moments since season 5.

21-"The Volcano"- The town panics when a volcano is predicted to erupt. Sir Crazy builds a volcano shelter. (Special Guest Jerry Seinfeld as the comedian)

22-"The Volcano Part II"- After the town tells adventure stories while in the volcano shelter they find out the volcano will not actually erupt. Sir Crazy and Athena break up but they decide to stay friends. Sir Brave and Athena get back together. (Special Guest Jerry Seinfeld as the comedian)

End Of Season 7
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Mr.Burns
01-06-2007, 01:12 AM
The Knights Behind The Laughter One Hour Special Staring Bill Murray (As Sir Knows Alot) Chevy Chase ( As Sir Sarcastic) Jim Carrey (As Sir Crazy) Orlando Bloom ( As Sir Brave) Clive Owen (As The Mayor of Greenvalley) Keria Knightley (as Athena the beautiful daughter of a rich man ) Jack Nicholson (Athena's Father George) John Cleese (Jason) and Michael Gambon as the King Of England
(Speical Guests Rainn Wilson, and Steve Carell as the drunk guys)


It's a mock documentary about the Knights and their friends and how they feel about the show. (this episode is a joke) Athena knocks out two drunk guys that hit on her ( Rainn Wilson, Steve Carell) The Cast says the show is very fun to make and they go over old memories of making episodes. (and some crazy fights and arguments with each other that were previously never shown) Later however a Dragon attacks Greenvalley and chaos and hilarity insues.

Mr.Burns
01-12-2007, 01:57 PM
The Knights 7th Full Length Feature Movie- The Knights Of Greenvalley vs The Zombies

Staring Bill Murray (As Sir Knows Alot) Chevy Chase ( As Sir Sarcastic) Jim Carrey (As Sir Crazy) Orlando Bloom ( As Sir Brave) Clive Owen (As The Mayor of Greenvalley) Keria Knightley (as Athena the beautiful daughter of a rich man ) John Cleese (Jason) Jack Nicholson (Athena's father George) Christopher Walken (as Zoldar ) and Michael Gambon as the King Of England

The Mayor hosts a halloween party that everyone attends including the king and his family. While everyone is partying however an evil wizard (Christopher Walken as Zoldar ) casts a spell to raise the dead. Latter Zomibes invade Greenvalley and everyone panics accept Sir Brave. Sir Brave is able to calm the Knights down and later the Knights capture Zoldar and make him reverse the spell. Greenvalley is saved and Zoldar is sent to the kings dungeon.

Mr.Burns
03-06-2007, 12:55 AM
The Knights 8th Full Length Feature Movie- The Return Of Zoldar

Staring Bill Murray (As Sir Knows Alot) Chevy Chase ( As Sir Sarcastic) Jim Carrey (As Sir Crazy) Orlando Bloom ( As Sir Brave) Clive Owen (As The Mayor of Greenvalley) Keria Knightley (as Athena the beautiful daughter of a rich man ) John Cleese (Jason) Jack Nicholson (Athena's father George) Christopher Walken (as Zoldar ) Michael Gambon as the King Of England, and Arnold Schwarzenegger (Diego)

Zoldar escapes from prison and teams up with a evil warrior named Diego. The two round up an army or vikings and invade Greenvalley. Zoldar and Diego's army face off against the knights and the kings army. Ultimately after a long war the knights and the kings army win and Zoldar and Diego are put in prison. At the end while Diego and Zoldar are on their way to prison Diego says: "This is all your fault Zoldar no one can defeat the knights and the kings army. Zoldar: It dosen't matter what they do I will have my revenge! Sir Sarcastic: (Sarcastically) Yeah Right. Sir Knows Alot: And if even if you do escape there is no way you'll every stop the Knights Of Greenvallley. The King: And my army. Sir Knows Alot: Of course it was a team effort. (The End)

Mr.Burns
12-16-2007, 09:04 PM
The Knights 9th Full Length Feature Movie- The Knights Of Greenvalley vs The Vampires

Staring Bill Murray (As Sir Knows Alot) Chevy Chase ( As Sir Sarcastic) Jim Carrey (As Sir Crazy) Orlando Bloom ( As Sir Brave) Clive Owen (As The Mayor of Greenvalley) Keria Knightley (as Athena the beautiful daughter of a rich man ) John Cleese (Jason) Jack Nicholson (Athena's father George) Christopher Walken (as Zoldar ), Arnold Schwarzenegger (Diego) and Michael Gambon as the King Of England

Featuring John Leguizamo (vampire1) Johnny Depp (vampire 2) Leonardo DiCaprio (vampire 3) Stacy Keibler (vampiress 1) Scarlett Johansson (vampiress 2) Brittany Murphy (vampiress 3)

3 vampiress and 3 vampires appear in Greenvalley. The town panics when people are bitten and become vampires/vampiress themselves. The Knights then arm themselves with garlic and wooden stakes and begin to take out the vampires. Later Athena is bitten and becomes a vampiress. She then bites Sir Crazy and later the mayor and turns him into vampires. The other knights flee and run to the king to have Zoldar released to help them. (Meanwhile the vampires and vampiress are causing chaos in the town) The kings agrees to release Zoldar along as his royal army watches Zoldar like a hawk. (Diego is also released due to Zoldar's request) Zoldar uses magic to figure out where the vampires came from. He then tells everyone he will reverse time to before the vampires came along. He then gives everyone notes telling them where to find the vampires. He reverses time but farther than expected and it's movie 7 again. (the zombies are back) The king then calls his royal army and everyone who can to help in the war against the zombies eventually the zombies are defeated however some escape. The royal army and the knights realize about the vampires (they find the notes Zoldar gave them). Zoldar and Diego are captured and put back in prison. The king then forces Zoldar to bring them back to the present time. The royal army and the Knights then go after the vampires but they have a spy and realize they are being followed so the vampires flee. (just in time) The End. (everything is back to normal (including Athena, The Mayor and Sir Brave)

Mr.Burns
12-30-2007, 05:49 PM
The Knights Of Greenvalley Season Eight Staring Bill Murray (As Sir Knows Alot) Chevy Chase ( As Sir Sarcastic) Jim Carrey (As Sir Crazy) Orlando Bloom ( As Sir Brave) Clive Owen (As The Mayor of Greenvalley) Keria Knightley (as Athena the beautiful daughter of a rich man ) Jack Nicholson (Athena's Father George) John Cleese (Jason) Sean Bean (The Black Knight) and Michael Gambon as the sometimes seen King Of England

1- "The Black Knight"- The knights hear of an evil knight terrorizing the towns people of the near by town of Apple Hill

2-"The Black Knight Part II"- The knights arrive in Apple Hill but the black knight is nowhere to be found

3-"The Black Knight Part III"- The knights interview the towns people about the knight and discover he left

4-"The Black Knight Part IV"- The knights find the black knight in a cave in the town of Bradley Ridge. The knights argue with the black knight who reveals he has back up.

5-"The Black Knight Part V"- The knights fight the black knight and his men in a long battle. The knights eventually win by using an angry townsperson as a diversion to knock out the black knight and his men.

6-"The Journey Back"- The knights begin the journey back to Greenvalley with the black knight and his men. Athena plans a surprise party for the knights return.

7-"Surprise"- The town surprises the knights with a party. The black knight and his men plan breaking out of the kings dungeon.

8-"The Break Out"- The black knight and his men start a riot and break out of prison. George tries to convince his daughter that he should try to run for mayor again.

9-"What's His Real Name?" The king has the knights and his royal army look for the black knight and his men. George and Jason set out to discover the Mayor's real name.

10-"What's His Real Name? Part II""- The knights and the army find the black knight and his men and are able to beat them. George and Jason ask around about the Mayor's real name. George's window is shattered by a rock with a note that says stop your search or you will pay.

11-"What's His Real Name? Part III"- The black knight and his men are put in the dungeon again. The knights tell George and Jason that they should not give up their search.

12-"What's His Real Name? Part IV"- The knights and the gang visit the kings castle. The king refuses to reveal the mayor's real name. The knights and the king argue. George and Jason decide to search the castle for an answer. George and Jason's search starts cold.

13-"What's His Real Name? Part V" George and Jason are found by one of the kings guards and begin a fight with him. George and Jason are able to knock the guard out. The knights argument with the King continues. George and Jason find a top secret document they hope holds the mayor's real name.

14-"Francis?"- George and Jason discover the mayor's real name is Francis. Then George and Jason are discovered by the king. The knights and the gang are ordered to spend a week in the king's dungeon.

15-"The Plan" Athena visits the knights and tries to persuade them that she can help them escape. The gang refuses. The mayor is angered when the town hears about his real name.

16-"No Exteneded Sentence"- The king refuses to extend the gangs sentence despite the mayor's request. The black knights snoring gets on everyone's nerves

17-"Released"- The gang is released from prison. Athena tells George he should run for mayor again. George annonunces he is running. The gang begins preparing posters for the upcoming election.

18-" The Speech"- Sir Knows Alot helps George write his campaign speech. George wins the first debate for mayor.

19-"Election Time Again"- George and The Mayor give their final speaches and the voting begins. The gang plays games while awaiting the results.

20"-Election Time Again Part II-" The votes are tallied and George wins!!!. the gang parties. Francis is angered he lost.

21-"I'm Francis Now?!"- Francis is annoyed he can't be called the mayor anymore and hates that everyone is calling him Francis now. Francis debates overthrowing George.

22-"I'm Francis Now Part II ?!"- The gang are made honary members of George's cabinet. The king visits and congratulates George. Francis sees the king and says he has decided to become a knight and the king says go for it.

End Of Season 8
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Mr.Burns
09-02-2008, 12:48 PM
The Knights Of Greenvalley Season Nine Staring Bill Murray (As Sir Knows Alot) Chevy Chase ( As Sir Sarcastic) Jim Carrey (As Sir Crazy) Orlando Bloom ( As Sir Brave) Clive Owen (As The Former Mayor of Greenvalley) Keria Knightley (as Athena the beautiful daughter of a rich man ) Jack Nicholson (Athena's Father George. He is the mayor.) John Cleese (Jason) Sean Bean (The Black Knight) and Michael Gambon as the sometimes seen King Of England

1-"The Black Knight's New Rug"- The Black Knights new rug is stolen and he asks the knights of Greenvalley to help him find it. They look all over town for it at George's, Franics' and even at the kings palace. They finally find it in a landfill. The black knight forgot he threw it away. He takes the badly smelling rug home to clean it.

2-"The Coffee House- A new coffee house is opened up in town and Sir Crazy starts spending a lot of time there. The other knight try to get Sir Crazy back with them by telling him stories about their old adventures. Sir Crazy refuses to leave the coffee house and ends spending two days there. He leaves a month later however when the house changes owners and the coffee is nowhere near as good. He then returns to the other knights who welcome him back with open arms.

3-"The Coat of Arms"-Sir Knows Alot is very happy with his families coat of arms but Sir Brave doesn't like it. And pretends to like it but finds this difficult. He tries to imagine himself telling Sir Knows Alot the truth but he decides against doing it.

4-"The Wall"- Jason is unhappy with a wall keeping enemies out of the town. He believes the wall is not strong enough and tries to touch it up and make it larger when no ones around. Later however one night he takes out a key piece of the wall and the whole thing falls down. Jason then flees the town in fear.

5-"The Wall Part II"- The next morning the king discovers the destruction of the town wall and him and the mayor George discuss who they should hire to build a new one and debate who could have knocked it over. The king hopes the knights had nothing to do with it.

6-"The Wall Part III"- Francis tries to get Athena and the knights to admit they caused the wall's destruction. Jason sets out to live life as a hermit in Apples Hill. But contemplates if the hermit life is for him. The king decides to hire the army and the knights to rebuild the wall.

7-"The Wall Part IV"- The knights and others realize Jason has vanished. The knights and Francis think Jason may have had something to do with it. The knights army start rebuilding the wall. The king thinks the price of materials are to expensive.

8-"The Wall Part VI"-Jason tries to adjust to life as a hermit. And starts talking to himself to pass the time. Things get really crazy when he starts talking back. The king decides rebuilding the wall is wroth the high prices. Francis starts trying to convince everyone in the town that the knights are to blame for the walls destruction.

9-"The Wall Part VII"- The king hires the knights to find Jason. Jason starts going crazy and has long hair and a beard and smells really bad now. The knights stop at a diner on the way to Apple Hill. Athena beats Francis up when she grows tired of his constant attacks on the knights characters. Francis claims he will have his revenge on Athena.

10-"The Wall Part VIII"- The knights fall asleep at the diner much to the kings anger when he discovers them there on the way over to meet with the governor about the walls progress. The wall is behind schedule due to the knights being away. Francis tries to think of using a giant catapult to send Athena all the way to Prussia. Jason starts believing the mud in his cave are his people and starts dressing them up in mud hats.

Mr.Burns
09-02-2008, 01:31 PM
11-"The Wall Part IX"- The knights set back out to find Jason. Sir Knows Alot thinks he may have gone crazy after being by himself so much. Francis tries to lure Athena into his catapult but she is to smart for his tricks. The king wants the army work faster on the wall much to their annoyance. They claim to be working as fast they can.

12-"The Wall Part X"- Viking from out of town start invading. The army fights them off while building the wall. Athena tricks Francis into thinking she's fallen in love with him. And then she tells him to sit in a catapult for moment so she'll know how much weight it can hold. Then she fires him out of the catapult causing him to be thrown a long long way. He is then captured by a beautiful viking women who want to make Francis her husband. (Guest starring Sarah Carter as Salena as the viking women)

13"The Wall Part XI"-Francis is realizing he has fallen in love with Salena. The kings wall is finally making good progress. The vikings decide to come back later with more troops. The knights get lost in the woods of Apple Hill. Jason talks to bugs in the cave and supports their survival.

14-"The Wall Part XII"- The black knight starts playing the mandolin while the army works on the wall. The king starts looking at flags for his wall. The vikings began planning their next attack.

15-The Wall Part XIII"- The knights finally find Jason in his cave. Jason claims he is God and will only respond to God. He believes eating mud is the key to eternal life and tries to get the knights to eat it but they refuse.

16-"The Wall Part XIV"- Francis and the Salena are in love and Francis doesn't want to go back to Greenvalley. Later Salena reveals herself to be a very demanding girl who wants to know where Francis is 24/7 and starts sending him messages when ever he leaves. (Guest starring Sarah Carter as Salena the viking women)

17-"The Wall Part XV" The vikings attack the wall again but it is almost finished and the army is more prepared for the latest assault. Francis plans his escape from the crazy Salena. Jason wants the knights to join him in his empire but they refuse. (Guest starring Sarah Carter as Salena the viking woman)

18-"The Wall Part XVI"- The knights knock out Jason with a 2 by 4 and start making their way back to Greenvalley. Francis escapes from Salena's place. The vikings and the army fight on the near finished wall but the army seem to hold the edge. (Guest starring Sarah Carter as Salena the viking woman)

19-"The Wall Part XVII"- Francis returns to Greenvalley. The knights and Jason meet a bear in the woods but play dead and avoid being hurt by him. The vikings retreat. The king tells the army to start putting up his flags.

20-"The Black Knight's Big Break"-Jason and the knights return to Greenvalley. The black knight becomes a successful mandolin artist and puts on a concert for the town and one of his friends joins in on the harp.

21-"The Case Of The Missing Sandwich"-The king is running out of things for the knights to do so he hires the knights find out what happened to his missing sandwich. The knights believe the case is stupid but the king convinces them to pursue it. The knights think the king must has misplaced the sandwich.

22-"The Case of The Missing Sandwich Part II"- The knights discover one of his men ate the sandwich so he sentences him to the dungeon. The knights think their latest case was different to say the least. The king throws a party celebrating the completion of the wall a few days ago. Francis tells Athena he will have his revenge but she laughs at the thought. Athena avoids Francis's attempt at getting covered by mud placed in a bucket on top of her door. Francis ends up getting covered in mud himself much to his anger.

End of Season 9
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