Got any good movie quotes?

[Ohio8]

Here are some.

The Sixth Sense/Cole Sear: "I see dead people." Casablanca/Rick: "Of all the gin joints in all the world she had to walk into mine."
The Green Berets/Col. Mike kirby: "Out here due process is a bullet."

[Mr.Burns]

Inigo Montoya: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die.
- The Princess Bride

Michael Corleone: I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!
- The Godfather Part II

[Shine]

"Say hello to my little friend."
-Tony Montana (Al Pacino) in Scarface

[Fonzarelli]

A classic one:

Jimmie: "Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead N!gger Storage?"

from Pulp Fiction

[TJL]

"We're gonna need a bigger boat..."
- Jaws

[Mr.Burns]

Phil: It's the same things your whole life. "Clean up your room.", "Stand up straight.", "Pick up your feet.", "Take it like a man.", "Be nice to your sister.", "Don't mix beer and wine, ever.". Oh yeah, "Don't drive on the railroad track."
Gus: Eh, Phil. That's one I happen to agree with.
- Groundhog Day

Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
- Airplane!

[TVaddictXX]

Ever notice how a woman'll powder her nose before a party starts, and the powder it again when the party's over? Why powder your nose just to go home to bed?

--- Brokeback Mountain :p :happyface

[savageamusement]

""We all go a little mad sometimes... Haven't you?"
Norman Bates

"Did you ever reach a point in your life, where you say to yourself: 'This is the best I'm ever going to look, the best I'm ever going to feel, the best I'm ever going to do,' and it ain't that great?"
City Slickers



"They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God."
Blues Brothers.


My top 3

[JNSBSB]

"Say hello to my little friend."
-Tony Montana (Al Pacino) in Scarface

I was gonna say that one, too.

But here's more.:

I saw that, you sombich. You're gonna go away til you're gray(sounds like he's saying it this way."You're going to waive to your grave.) I'm gonna barbecue your @$$ in molasses.-Sherrif Bufort T. Justice-Smokey and the Bandit part 1.

Hooo-lee $h!t. The Sarge-Doom(The movie, of course)

Not a quote, but a funny attempt to trying to rap. The famous F-word/Noitch, Noitch, Noitch rap song. Jay from Jay and Silent Bob. Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back.

So you're gonna go Bandit, Reynolds Style? Said to both Jay and Silent Bob by guy whose name I forgot(sorry!). Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back.

Hasta-La-Vista. Baby. The Good Terminator. Terminator 2 Judgement Day.

I'll Be Back. Various Arnold Schwartzennegger roles. Various Arnold Swarzennegger movies.

Adriaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!. Rocky Balboa. Rocky's 1,2&3.

Can't think of anymore good quotes. Too many to think of. Some will seem a little too hardcore for SOL, too, as they involve really bad curse words. BTW, does SOL censor bad words?

[lockdown06]

"Did your parents have any kids that lived?" Full Metal Jacket

[tdf4077]

Con Air:

With Sweet Home, Alabama playing on radio:

"Define irony: group of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that was killed in a plane crash."

[phoebe7165]

A couple from 9 to 5--

The girls are trying to think of a way to blackmail their boss, Mr.Hart:
Judy:Let's take a picture of him in bed with a prostitute.
Doralee:Oh, who'll care?
Violet:Yeah, Hart will probably just buy up the copies and send them out as Christmas cards.

When they realize Violet stole the wrong body from the hospital:
Judy:Violet, how could you?
Violet:I guess I must have made a mistake.
Doralee:You steal the wrong body from the hospital and all you can say is I must have made a mistake?
Violet:It could happen to anyone!!

And the best line:
Hey Vera, there's another stiff in the john.

You can tell I love this movie!!

[lockdown06]

Con Air:

With Sweet Home, Alabama playing on radio:

"Define irony: group of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that was killed in a plane crash."

Cyrus --"Yeehaw cowboy whats on yer mind?"
Poe--"What was I thinking about...o Yeehaw"

[JNSBSB]

What's you're name, Fatbody?
-Leanord Laurence, Sir!
That name sounds like royalty. Are you Royalty?
-Sir! No Sir!
Well, only ******* and sailors are called Laurence, Private. So from now on, your new name will be Gomer Pyle.

Sgt. Hartman and Leanord Laurence aka Pvt. Pyle. Full Metal Jacket.

[Race's Girl]

"Whoa, this is heavy!"- Marty McFly, Back to the Future

[Unscarred]

"You leave. We take the body".
"You stay...we beat the **** of you. And take the body".
<i>Stand by Me</i>

[JeffRuss1972]

"Do you understand me, Alex? Do I make myself perfectly clear?

ALEX: (Smiling) As an unmuddied lake, sir. As clear as an azure sky in deepest summer. You can rely on me, sir.

From "A Clockwork Orange" (1971)

[Number 9 Dream]

LOOOOOVE that movie :)






"You leave. We take the body".
"You stay...we beat the **** of you. And take the body".
<i>Stand by Me</i>

[LucyCompanyPhan]

Failure to Launch

Kit: What the hell kind of Devil bird chirps at night?

[Shine]

Shrek 2:

Prince Charming (dancing in front of mirror admirring himself)
Prince Charming: I'm so sexy for my shirt, so sexy for my shirt, so sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts.

:rofl:
:lol:

I haven't seen Shrek 2. Only the first one.

[TJL]

Here's a great quote that my roommate has brought back from oblivion.

It's from the movie "State And Main"

"So...that happened!"

:lol:

Rent the movie. You'll see.

[Yooch]

From: My Cousin Vinny

Vinny (Joe Pesci): It is possible that the two yutes...
Judge Haller (Fred Gwynn): Ah, the two what? Uh...uh, what was that word?
Vinny: What?
Judge: Uh, did you say 'yutes'?
Vinny: Yeah, two yutes.
Judge: What is a yute?
Vinny: Oh, excuse me your honor...the two YOUTHS

[Shine]

From: My Cousin Vinny

Vinny (Joe Pesci): It is possible that the two yutes...
Judge Haller (Fred Gwynn): Ah, the two what? Uh...uh, what was that word?
Vinny: What?
Judge: Uh, did you say 'yutes'?
Vinny: Yeah, two yutes.
Judge: What is a yute?
Vinny: Oh, excuse me your honor...the two YOUTHS


I remember that. :lol:

[Yooch]

I remember that. :lol:

Yeah, I love it; makes me laugh every time!
(I hope this thread stays active a long time; quotes are fun) :)

[Ohio8]

Terry Malloy/On the Waterfront: "You don't understand I coulda had class...I coulda been a contender...I coulda been somebody....instead of a bum...which is what I am, you know that."

[CheersChild4life]

From The Jerk

Navin R. Johnson: The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!
Harry Hartounian: Boy, I wish I could get that excited about nothing.
Navin R. Johnson: Nothing? Are you kidding? Page 73 - Johnson, Navin R.! I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this book everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name in print - that makes people. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now.

[James"Thunder"Early]

"I loves Harpo, God knows I do, but I'll kill him dead fo' I let him beat me" Sophia - The Color Purple

[Cactus Jack]

Can someone post the entire scrippt for Airplane in here?:lol:

[Janice]

From the 1962 classic movie, The Days of Wine and Roses. Jack Lemmon and Lee Remick play a married couple who spiral into a nightmare of alcoholism. He sobers up, while she doesn't. After many months, she visits him and tries to talk him into drinking again. His reply....

"You remember how it really was? You and me and booze -- a threesome. You and I were a couple of drunks on the sea of booze, and the boat sank. I got hold of something that kept me from going under, and I'm not going to let go of it. Not for you. Not for anyone. If you want to grab on, grab on. But there's just room for you and me -- no threesome."

[bad_boy]

Menace II Society

Caine: After stomping on Ilena's cousin like that, I knew I was gonna have to deal with that fool someday. Damn! I never thought he'd come back like this, blasting. Like I said, it was funny like that in the hood sometimes. I mean you never knew what was gonna happen or when. I've done too much to turn back, and I've done too much to go on. I guess in the end it all catches up with you. My grandpa asked me one time if I care whether I live or die. Yeah, I do. Now it's too late.

[seventies_sitcoms]

"Mama! This cloth smells like death!" Michael from Burial Ground.

[Ohio8]

From McLintock!/G.W. McLintock: "...pilgrim you caused a lot of trouble this morning, might have got somebody killed...and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't, I won't....the hell I won't."
G.W.: "Don't say it's a fine morning or I'll shoot ya!"
Running Buffalo: "Swell party, where'e the whiskey?"
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From Casablanca:
Captain Renault: "I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!" (a croupier hands Renault a pile of money.) Croupier: "Your winnings, sir." Cpt. Renault (sotto voce): "Oh, thank you very much." (aloud) Cpt. Renault: "Everybody out at once!"

[Central Perk]

V For Vendetta

V: Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.

V: A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having.

V: People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.

Evey: Everyone remembers what happened that night and what it meant for this country. But I will always remember the man and what he meant to me.

Evey: We are told to remember the idea, not the man. Because a man can fail. He can be killed and forgotten. But four hundred years later an idea can still change the world. I've witnessed firsthand the power of ideas. I've seen people kill in the name of them; and die defending them. But you cannot touch an idea, cannot hold it or kiss it. An idea does not bleed, it cannot feel pain, and it does not love. And it is not an idea that I miss, it is a man. A man who made me remember the fifth of November. A man I will never forget.

Valerie: I'd only told them the truth. Was that so selfish? Our integrity sells for so little, but it is all we really have. It is the very last inch of us, but within that inch, we are free.

Valerie: It seems strange that my life should end in such a terrible place, but for three years I had roses and apologized to no one. I shall die here. Every inch of me shall perish. Every inch, but one. An inch. It is small and it is fragile and it is the only thing in the world worth having. We must never lose it or give it away. We must NEVER let them take it from us. I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope that the worlds turns, and that things get better. But what I hope most of all is that you understand what I mean when I tell you that, even though I do not know you, and even though I may never meet you, laugh with you, cry with you, or kiss you, I love you. With all my heart, I love you.

[Ohio8]

Here are some.

The Sixth Sense/Cole Sear: "I see dead people." Casablanca/Rick: "Of all the gin joints in all the world she had to walk into mine."
The Green Berets/Col. Mike kirby: "Out here due process is a bullet."

Here's the exact quote from Casablanca: "Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she had to walk into mine."

More from that movie:
Ilsa: "Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'"
Rick: "Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship." (to Ilsa): "We'll always have Paris....Here's looking at you kid."

[phoebe7165]

From Auntie Mame -

Patrick:What's the matter with the English lady?
Auntie Mame:Oh, she's not English, she's from Pittsburgh.
Patrick:She sounded English.
Auntie Mame:Well, when you're from Pittsburgh, I guess you have to do something.

and

Auntie Mame:Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!!

[dandelion wine]

Stand By Me:

I was 12 going on 13 the first time I saw a dead human being. It happened in the summer of 1959 - a long time ago, but only if you measure in terms of years. I was living in a small town in Oregon called Castle Rock; there were only twelve hundred and eighty-one people, but to me it was the whole world. - The Writer

[JNSBSB]

Full Metal Jacket

Some memorable Gunnery Sgt. Hartman quotes:

-This is my rifle, this is my gun! This is for fighting, this is for fun!

-For now on, you pukes will sleep with your rifles! You will give your rifles a girls name! .....................................................................

-YOU SLIMY LITTLE SCUMBAG! DROP AND GIVE ME 40!

-................You think you're Mickey Spalaine? You ain't a writer! You're a Killer!

[His Majesty]

My favorite line was that one line from "Quest For Fire".

You know, that one line...

[Gilda]

Some Like It Hot: Story of my life. I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.

Gone With The Wind: I can't think about that right now. If I do, I'll go crazy. I'll think about that tomorrow.

All About Eve:Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night!

[Janice]

American Beauty

"My name is Lester Burnham. This is my neighborhood. This is my street. This ... is my life. I am 42 years old. In less than a year I will be dead. Of course, I don't know that yet. And in a way, I am dead already."

~ Lester Burnham (Kevin Spacey)

[Ohio8]

Batman/The Joker:
"Jack's dead, my friends. Just call me......The Joker."
"Where does he get such wonderful toys?"
"Wait'll they get a load of ME."

[Janice]

Fatal Attraction


"Well, what am I supposed to do? You won't answer my calls, you change your number. I mean, I won't be ignored, Dan!"

[Ohio8]

The Shining/Jack: "Heeeeeere's Johnny."

[Jalal]

I'll be back!!!!!!!!!!

[Ohio8]

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective/Ace: "Alllllllllrighty then." "Do NOT go in there. Whooo!"

Cool Hand Luke/Captain: "What we have here is......failure to communicate."

[Lex Luthor]

"Say hello to my little friend."
-Tony Montana (Al Pacino) in Scarface

That movie is full of great quotes

My personal fav is "say goodnight to the bad guy"

[Ohio8]

Another one from the first "Ace Ventura" movie:
Ace: "Say hello to my stinky little friend."

from A Few Good Men/Lt. Kaffee (to Col. Jessep): "I WANT THE TRUTH!!" Col. Jessep: "You can't handle the truth!"

From Top Gun/Maverick (to Charlie): "I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."
Stinger (to Maverick): "Son your ego is writing checks your body can't cash."
Maverick: "I feel the need......."(Maverick/Goose): "The need..........for speed."
Charlie (to Maverick): "You're the one" Maverick: "Yes ma'am."

[dragster58]

Jimmy Dean:"Where do you live?"
Natalie Wood: "Who lives?"
In the cult flick Rebel Without A Cause.........unforgettable!!!

[Ohio8]

The Treasure of the Sierra Madre/Dobbs (to Gold Hat): "If you're the police where are your badges (?)" Gold Hat: "Badges.....we ain't got no badges.....we don't need no stinkin' badges.....I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges."

Aninal House/Dean Wormer (to Bluto): "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son." Bluto: "FOOOOD FIIIIIIIIGHT!!!"

Caddyshack/Al: "Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it."

[LuLu Rogers]

Ghostbusters
Ray:Listen, do you smell something?

Steel Magnolias
Shelby:I'd rather have 30 minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.

The Shining
Jack:Little pigs, little pigs, let me in! Not by the hair of your chiny-chin-chin? Well then I'll huff and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in!

Jack:Wendy, Darling! Light of my life! I said I'm not going to hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said I'm not going to hurt ya! I'm just going to bash your brains in! Bash them right the f*** in!

Jack:Wendy, I'm home!

Batman
The Joker:Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.

The Joker:This town needs an enema!

Terms of Endearment
Garrett:If you wanted to get me on my back, you just had to ask me.

[DOPEY85xxx]

;) Face Off
I hate to see you go but I like to see you leave.;)

[D-Dey]

Wow, I thought I was going to have to spend a whole night writing all of these, but here goes:

Up the Down Staricase:
Sylvia Barrett: "If you deny what you know, or what you are, or where you are, you deny the simplest part of being alive, and then you die."


The Incredibles:
Mirage: "Next time you gamble, bet your own life!"

Uncle Buck:
Buck Russell: "I don't think I want to know a six-year-old who isn't a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don't want to know one who takes their student career seriously. I don't have a college degree. I don't even have a job. But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they're ALL good kids, until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they're no good. You so much as scowl at my niece, or any other kid in this school, and I hear about it, and I'm coming looking for you! Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam."

:confused: :rolleyes:
Hmm, maybe I am going to have to spend a little more time on these.

[Ohio8]

White Heat/Cody: "Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"

Good Morning, Vietanm/Pvt. Garlick (to Lt. Hauk): "He deosn't play police actions.....just wars. Bob likes a big room, sir." Adrian: "...censor, censor, censor. Join the Army and mark things."

[Ohio8]

Jurassic Park/Alan: "Hammond.......after careful consideration I've decided........not to endorse your park." Hammond: "So have I."

GM, V/Lt. Hauk: "That is not what we program here."

[Ohio8]

Airplane/McCroskey: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit..."
Ted: "It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether." Rumack/Randy: "It's an entirely different kind of flying."

Planet of the Apes/George: "Take your paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"
Revenge of the Sith/Padue (to Bail Organa): "So this is how liberty dies...with thunderous applause."
The Empire Strikes Back/Darth Vader (to Luke): "No. I am your father."

The Rocky Horror Picture Show/Unknown: "We are ready for the floor show." Eddie's Uncle: "I knew he was in with a bad crowd, but it worse than I had imagined."

Sudden Impact/Harry: "Do you feel lucky, punk? Well do you?.......Go ahead,....make my day."

[CheersChild4life]

The Rocky Horror Picture Show/Unknown: "We are ready for the floor show." Eddie's Uncle: "I knew he was in with a bad crowd, but it worse than I had imagined."


I do believe it was Magenta, the maid, who said the line. And Eddie's uncle's name is Dr. Everett Von Scott. I love that movie, one of my all time favorites. Great quotes!

[Ohio8]

Misery/Paul (to Annie): "You crazy b*itch."
Taxi Driver/Travis: "You talkin' to me?"
Lace/Lili: "Which one of you b*tches is my mother?"
Goodfellas/Tommy: "Whta do you mean, funny?...I'm funny how? I mean, funny, like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh...I'm here to (screwin') amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How I am funny?"

Lethal Weapon 2/Leo: "Everybody cheats a little bit...look at the Pentagon!"
MASH*/Hot Lips (to Frank): "Oh, Frank, my lips are hot. Kiss my hot lips." Hawkeye: "Someone get that dirty old man out of this operating theater."
Hot Lips: "This isn't a hospital!!! It's an insane asylum!!!"
Hot Lips: "Oh my God! They shot him!" Henry: "Hot Lips,...It's the end of the quarter."

[Ohio8]

American Graffiti/Curt: "Where is the dazzling baeuty I've been waiting for all my life?" John: "Rock'n'roll's beeb goin' dwonhill ever since Buddy Holly died."
Debbie: "Peel out, I just love it when guys peel out."
Ants: "Hey, man, who cut the cheese?" Joe: "He who smelt it, dealt it."

Carol: "Your car is uglier than I am! (pause) That didn't come out right."
Curt: "Stand by for justice!"
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The Graduate/Benjamin: "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me."
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The first Austin Powers: Austin: "Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?" "Oh behave." "Yeah, baby, yeah."

[Ohio8]

Patton/Patton: "All real Americans love the sting of battle....Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser." Capt. Oskar Steiger: "The pure warrior...a magnificent anachronism."
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The Wizard of Oz/Auntie Em: "Almira Gulch. Just because you own half the county doesn't mean you have the power to run the rest of us. For twenty-three years I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you! And now....well, being a Christian woman, I can't say it!"

Dorothy: "Toto...I don't think we're in Kansas anymore." "Lions and tigers and bears! Oh my!"
WWotW (to Dorothy): "I'll get you my pretty...and your little dog too!"
Wizard of Oz: "Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!" "A herat is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others."

[Brad Russ]

Here's one of my all time favorites quotes, from one of my favorite movies, "Welcome To The Dollhouse."

"You think you're hot ****, but you're really just cold diarrhea." :rotflmao:

I laugh my ass off everytime I hear it!!

[Ohio8]

Die Another Day/Mr. Kil: "I'm Mr. Kil." Bond: "Now there's a name to die for." Miranda: "Really? I take it Mr. Bond's been explaining his Big Bang theory?" Jinz: "Oh yeah, I think he got the thrust of it."

Gone in 60 Seconds/Memphis: "I am a baaaad man." Donny (to punk): "You need a role model!"

Stir Crazy/Harry: "That's right, that's right, we bad...."

The Wizard of Oz/Dorothy: "Toto......I'm afraid we're not in Kansas anymore." T.C.L.: "Put 'em uuup.....put 'em uuuuup!" (to the Tin Man)" I hope you stay fresh in that can." TWWotW (to Dorothy): "You perfect brat! Look what you've done! I'm melting! Melting!...oh what a world! What a world! Who thought a good little girl like you could destroy my perfect wickedness?!!.....I'm going...."

Dorothy (to The Wizard): "We melted her..." Wizard: "Ohhhh you liquidated her, eh?"

The Wizard (to TCL): "...you're confusing courage with wisdom!"

[D-Dey]

Got a good one from The War(1994)
Elvadine: Alright, I'll tell you. I was sayin' "Elvadine, what's YOU gots to write about? Been in the sixth grade your whole good-for-nuthin' life. Ain't GOT no daddy. Never goes anywhere but where your feets take you. Onliest money that ever belong to you in the whole world was twenty dollars you gots yourself in a birthday card, from your uncle last year." But it really wasn't for my birthday. Really, it was for layin' over his lap and letting him spank me with my underpants down.<stunned silence> And now here you come along, shovin' me in the back of the room, where I can't even see too good, which means I'm prob'ly not gonna graduate this summer neither, Just 'cuz you read how some white man say Life be like a bowlful o' cherries, I've gotsta come up with some big hit sayin' Well, fine. I'll just write down how happy I'm gonna be to get 20 more dollars on my birthday. Never mind what he's got planned for me THIS year. And I'm gonna write, how maybe the new man my momma been seein' might stop drinkin', and treat me nice, and maybe he's gonna adopt me, and take us off the welfare. And at the end, I'm gonna be sure put. <sarcastically> "Life Sure is a bowl full of Cherries." </ sarcastically> But to tell you the truth, Miss Strapford, I think you, and that book, and this whole class, be a bowl full of ****!

[phoebe7165]

Steel Magnolias
Shelby:I'd rather have 30 minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.

That is my favorite line from Steel Magnolias, too.

Dolores Claiborne

Sometimes, Dolores....sometimes you have to be a high-riding bitch to survive. Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hang onto.

[LivinLaarge]

Hitch
" When your touching her back don't put your hands too high then she'll think you wonna be friends, and not to low then she'll just think you wonna grab her A$$.
-Alex Hitchens
Goodfellas
"You know one day a kid helped my mother carry the groceries home frome the market. ya know why? it was outta RESPECT!
-Henry Hill
Goodfellas
"You did good today. you learned the 2 most important things about life, Never rat out your friends and Keep your mouth shut."
Jimmy/ Robert Deniro

[Ohio8]

Gone with the Wind/Gerald O'Hara: "It will come to you, this love of the land. There's no gettin' away from it if you're Irish."
Rhett: "You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how."
Scarlett: "As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again." (to Rhett): "Rhett...if you go where shall I go, what shall I do?" Rhett: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
Scarlett: "After all...tomorrow is another day."

The Wizard of Oz/TWWotW (to Dorothy): "Welll my little pretty I can cause accidents too." "I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too."
Cowardly Lion: "I do believe in spooks, I do believe in spooks, I do believe in spooks I do I do I do I do I do....."
Cowardly Lion: "I hope my tail holds out." Tin Man: "I hope your strength holds out!"
TWWotW: "Ring around the rosie a pocketful of spears."

TWWotW: "The last to gow will see the first three go before her....and her mangy little dog too."

[Ohio8]

From It's a Wonderful Life:

George (yelling at Uncle Billy): "Where's that money, you silly stupid old fool? Where's that money? Do you realize what this means? It means bankruptcy and scandal and prison. One of us is going to jail -- well, it's not going to be me."

Nick: "Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who wanna get drunk fast,..."

George: "What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? you want the moon?
Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey. That's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon, Mary." Mary: "I'll take it. Then what?"

Man on porch (to George): "Why don't you kiss her of talking her to death?"
George: "You want me to kiss her, huh?" Man on porch: "Ah, youth is wasted on the wrong people."

Clarence: "Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lifes. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?"

Clarence: "You see George, you've had a really wonderful life. Don't you see what a mistake it would be to just throw it away?"

Harry: "A toast to my big brother George. The richest man in town."

[Ohio8]

More from It's a Wonderful Life:

George: "Hey! Merry Christmas, Mr. Potter!" Mr. Potter: "Happy New Year to you...in jail."

Clarence: "Remember, George: No man is a failure who has friends."

Zuzu: "Look, Daddy. Teacher says every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings."

[Brad Russ]

A favorite of mine from Rocky 5.

Mickey to Rocky: "Get up you son of a bitch, because Mickey loves you!!"

[Yooch]

A favorite of mine from Rocky 5.

Mickey to Rocky: "Get up you son of a bitch, because Mickey loves you!!"

I'm a Rocky fan, and as for Mickey, he's one of my favorite characters of all time. Another guy at work and I--we're always imitating Mickey, quoting his lines from the Rocky movies.:)

[Yooch]

From Sergeant York (Gary Cooper), saying grace:

"Dear Lord, bless these here vittels."

[Brad Russ]

I'm a Rocky fan, and as for Mickey, he's one of my favorite characters of all time. Another guy at work and I--we're always imitating Mickey, quoting his lines from the Rocky movies.:)

:lol: Ha ha ha, that's awesome. I use to try and quote him too, but I just could never get his darn accent down. LOL!! I agree, Mickey was a great movie character. One of the best of all time. That line I quoted, makes me lose it everytime I hear it. :crying: So touching!! Mickey and Rocky definitely had one of the greatest bonds in movie history!! God Bless Burgess Meredith's soul!!! RIP ALWAYS!!!

[Ricky88]

Martin Lawrence from National Security:

"There were birds chirping, there were dogs barking. And, for all I know, there was a chipmunk, in the bushes, humpin a turtle. Ya gotta watch out for those chipmunks, they'll hump anythang."

[Cactus Jack]

:lol: Ha ha ha, that's awesome. I use to try and quote him too, but I just could never get his darn accent down. LOL!! I agree, Mickey was a great movie character. One of the best of all time. That line I quoted, makes me lose it everytime I hear it. :crying: So touching!! Mickey and Rocky definitely had one of the greatest bonds in movie history!! God Bless Burgess Meredith's soul!!! RIP ALWAYS!!!
The Penguin?!?!?!?!? He's in these? AWESOME! Yeah RIP

[Ohio8]

Liar Liar/Max (to Fletcher): "My teacher tells me beauty is on the inside." Fletcher: "That's just something ugly people say."

[coffield3]

Toto ive got a feeling were not in kansas anymore-the wizard of oz
frankly my dear i dont give a damn-gone with the wind
Keep your friends close but ur enemies even closer-the godfather 2
may the force be with you-star wars
ill get you my pretty and your little dog too-the wizard of oz
:wave: :wave:

[freshprinceofLA]

"Don't ever let anybody tell you that you can't do something". - chris gardner(pursuit of happyness)

"Yo tengo un gato en mi pantelones."- Martin Lawrance (blue streak)

[Ohio8]

Misery/Paul (to Annie): "You crazy b*itch."
Taxi Driver/Travis: "You talkin' to me?"
Lace/Lili: "Which one of you b*tches is my mother?"
Goodfellas/Tommy: "Whta do you mean, funny?...I'm funny how? I mean, funny, like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh...I'm here to (screwin') amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How I am funny?"

Lethal Weapon 2/Leo: "Everybody cheats a little bit...look at the Pentagon!"
MASH*/Hot Lips (to Frank): "Oh, Frank, my lips are hot. Kiss my hot lips." Hawkeye: "Someone get that dirty old man out of this operating theater."
Hot Lips: "This isn't a hospital!!! It's an insane asylum!!!"
Hot Lips: "Oh my God! They shot him!" Henry: "Hot Lips,...It's the end of the quarter."

Two corrections for M*A*S*H:
1)Hot Lips (to Henry): "This isn't a hospital!!! It's an insane asylum, and it's all your fault!!!"
(Scene: the football game. A referee fires his pistol.) Hot Lips: "My God they just shot him." Henry: "Hot Lips you incredible nincompoop that's the end of the quarter."

[Ohio8]

The Blues Brothers/Donald "Duck" Dunn: "We had a band powerful enough to turn goat (pee) into gasoline." Mrs. Tarantino (to Elwood/Joliet Jake): "Are you boys the police(?)" Elwood: "No. ma'am. We're musicians."
Elwood (to Joliet Jake): "They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God."

[Ohio8]

Hang 'Em High/Jed: "When you hang a man you'd better look at him."

[Ohio8]

I.Q./Catherine (to Ed): "Wahoo?" Ed: "When's the last time you went wahoo?" Catherine gives Ed an astonished look. Catherine: "Well I'm sure I don't know."

Goldfinger/***** Galore (to Bond): "My name is ***** Galore." Bond: "I must be dreaming." Bond (to Goldfinger): "Do you expect me to talk?" Goldfinger: "No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die."

[Ohio8]

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid/Butch (to Sundance Kid): "What's the matter with you !?" Sundance Kid: "I can't swim!" Butch (laughs): "Wha' are you crazy? The fall'l probably kill ya."
Butch: "Kid, there's something I ought to tell you. I never shot anybody before." Sundance Kid: "One hell of a time to tell me."
Sundance Kid (to Etta/Butch): "Welll we're back in business, boys and girls, just like the old days."

[Ohio8]

Kingpin/Ishamel (to Roy): "You should try to quit. They say it's bad for your heart, your lungs. It quickens the aging process." Roy: "Who's done more research than the good people at the American Tobacco Institute? they say it's harmless. If you're dead, you can't smoke."
Ernie (to Roy): "You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels." Claudia (to Roy): "She said handSOME, not handLESS."
Man in bowling alley (to Roy): "Come on, boy. Bowl!" Roy: "My name's not boy. It's Roy." (makes a spare)"Roy Munson."
Ishmael: "Ten frames?"(scoffs)"That's for Quakers."

Anger Management/Buddy (to Dave): In Europe, it's not considered unusual for three or four men to share a bed." Dave: "That's why I'm proud to be an American..."
Buddy (to Dave): "You kicked some serious monk-ass there, baby!"

[Ohio8]

Happy Gilmore/Shooter (to audience): "Damn you people. Go back to your shanties."
Happy (to Bob Barker): "The price is wrong, bitch."
Announcer: "Quite a large and economically diverse crowd here at the Michelob Open."
Happy: 'Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass."

[Ohio8]

Ghostbusters/Peter: "I've been slimed." "We came, we saw, we kicked its..."
Poltergeist/Heather: "They're heeeerre."
North to Alaska/Sam (to Michelle): "Any woman who devotes herself to making one man miserable instead of a lot of men happy don't get my vote.":cool:

[dandelion wine]

"You're not shy, you're a lawyer."

"In one way or another I've always suffered. I didn't know why exactly. But I do know that I'm not so scared of suffering now. I feel more than I've ever felt and I've found someone to feel with. To play with. To love in a way that feels right for me. I hope he knows that I can see that he suffers too. And that I want to love him."

- Lee, Secretary

[Ohio8]

Sudden Impact/Dirty Harry: "Go ahead, make my day."
Sunset Blvd./Norma: "All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up."
Jerry MaGuire/Jerry: "Show me the money!"

Dirty Harry/D.H.: "You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you, punk?"
Titanic/Jack: "I'm king of the world!"

[Ohio8]

Batman Jack (to Batman): "Nice outfit."

[freshprinceofLA]

a little explicit but I'll censor it

"Any foo with a d**k can make a baby but, it takes a real man to raise his children."- Furious Styles (boyz in the hood)

[Ohio8]

The Caine Mutiny
Lt. Greenwald: "I don't want to upset you too much, but at the moment you have an excellent chance of being hanged." Lt. Keith: "Well, he's certainly Navy." Lt. Keefer: "Yeah...so was Captain Bligh." Captain Queeg: "Ahh, but the strawberries that's...that's where I had them."

Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice: "Go ahead. Make my millenium."
Lydia (to Beetlejuice): "Are you a ghost, too?" Beetlejuice: "I'm the ghost with the most babe."

[mrs.gingerhinkley]

"Winnie Foster, I will love you, until the day I die!" -Jessie Tuck, "Tuck Everlasting"

^ that quote always sends goosebumps over me, if you've seen the movie or read the book, u know why!


"The Force is with this one" -Darth Vadar, "A New Hope"


"Fiddle dee-dee"- Scarlett O'Hara "Gone With the Wind"

[Ohio8]

Parenthood
Julie: "He said that he loved me."
Helen: "Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum."
Grandma (to Susan): "She needs a man.....now."
Tod (to Helen): "That is one messed up little dude."

[Ohio8]

Batman/Joker (to Grissom): "Jack?......Jack is dead, my friend.....You can call me.......Joker."
(after reading paper): "'Terrorizes'......Wait'll they get a load of ME."
(to himself): "This town needs an enema."
(to henchmen): "Where does he get those wonderful toys?"

[Rhiannon]

My best friend of 15 years and I love the movie Hocus Pocus...lol


The scene when Max gets stopped int eh cemetery on the way home from school...

"You don't have any smokes...what am I supposed to do with my afternoon?"

"I don't know..maybe you could learn to breathe through your nose."

[freshprinceofLA]

"No one ever puts Baby in a corner."- Johnny Castle (Dirty Dancing)

[eltonfan80]

citzen cane- rose bud

[treky]

"I'll be back"-Terminator 1, 2, 3

[Ohio8]

Easy Rider/George (to Billy and Wyatt): "What you represent to them is freedom...It's real hard to be free when you're bought and sold in the marketplace. But don't ever tell anybody they ain't free 'cause they're gonna get real busy killin' and amimin' to prove they're free."
Captain America: "We blew it."
Redneck in a cafe: "They look like a bunch of refugees from a gorilla love-in."

[GoldenGirlsFan92]

"I''l Change you from a rooster to a hen With one shot!"- Dolly Parton from the movie "9 to 5"(1980).

[Belair]

Johnny Depp- Blow

The favor was to pick up fifty kilos of cocaine. Fifty. That's a hundred and ten pounds. Not exactly a small favor.

Life passes most people by while they're making grand plans for it. Throughout my lifetime I've left pieces of my heart here and there. And now, there's almost not enough to stay alive. But I force a smile knowing my ambition far exceeded my talent.


When carrying drugs across the border, the idea is to remain calm. The way I do it is to think of something pleasant. A fun party, a moment of triumph, a sexual encounter. I actually project myself to that place. A little transidental meditation, if you will. The trick is to imagine every little detail. Anything to keep your mind off the fact that you are going to jail for a very long time if they find the 15 kilos of blow in your suitcase


Kevin Spacey - American Beauty

-Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.

-I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday.


Factotum- Matt Dillon

Amazing how grimly we hold on to our misery, the energy we burn fueling our anger. Amazing how one moment, we can be snarling like a beast, then a few moments later, forgetting what or why. Not hours of this, or days, or months, or years of this... But decades. Lifetimes completely used up, given over to the pettiest rancor and hatred. Finally, there is nothing here for death to take away.


Shallow Hal
As a friend I can sorta look the other way when u bang a few fatties to get it out of your system.

I had the most beautiful girl in the world and you made her disappear!/No I did not! I just made Rosemary appear!

What do you weigh . . . 110, 115 pounds?/Which one of my butt-cheeks are you talking about?

She doesn't mean anything by it, she is just saying your not very good looking/OH! I thought she was implying something really MEAN.


Don Cheadle - Crash
In any real city, you walk, you brush past people, people bump into you. In L.A. nobody touches you. We're always behind this metal and glass. I think we miss that touch so much, that we crash into each other, just so we can feel something.


Harisson Ford- Hollywood Homicide
"**** you very much!" (as opposed to 'thankyou very much :lol:)


Steve Zahn - Employee of the Month
Tell that ****stick boss of yours to take tomorrow's work day and shove it up his dick!


Matt Dillon- Drugstore Cowboy
There's nothing more life-affirming than getting the **** kicked out of you.

[Ohio8]

Armageddon/Grace (to Harry): "I understand that you are hanidicapped by a natural immaturity, and I forgive you."

[treky]

BATMAN:

"Where does he get those wonderful toys"?

SUPERMAN 2:

"GENERAL...would you care to step outside"?

STAR TREK 6: THE UNDISCOVERED COUNTRY-

Spock-"If I were human, my response would be "GO...TO HELL" if I were human".

[lovesafron]

What else wiil be better than "My name is james,James bond"...

[Ohio8]

Rio Bravo John T.: "Sorry don't get it done, Dude."
The Shootist John Bernard: "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I expect the same from them."
In Harm's Way Capt. Torrey: "All battles are fought by scared men who'd rather be elsewhere."

Open Range Charley: "Men are gonna get killed today, Sue, and I'm gonna kill 'em."
Boss Spearman: "Man's got a right to protect his property and his life, and we ain't lettin' no ranchman or his lawman take either."
Charley: "You're the one killed our friend?" Butler: "That's right. I shot the boy, too. And I enjoyed it." (Charley pulls out his gun and shoots Butler.)

[treky]

THE SHOOTIST: "John Bernard, you curse too much". "The hell I do".

[catlover79]

When Harry Met Sally has some of the funniest lines in any movie I've seen! A few examples:

Harry Burns: You were going to be a gymnast.
Sally Albright: A journalist.
Harry Burns: Right, that's what I said.

Jess: Emily is terrific.
Harry Burns: Yeah. But of course when I asked where she was when Kennedy was shot she said, "Ted Kennedy was shot?"
Jess: No.

Harry Burns: Right now everything is great, everyone is happy, everyone is in love and that is wonderful. But you gotta know that sooner or later you're gonna be screaming at each other about who's gonna get this dish. This eight dollar dish will cost you a thousand dollars in phone calls to the legal firm of That's Mine, This Is Yours.
Marie: Harry.
Harry Burns: Please, Jess, Marie. Do me a favor, for your own good, put your name in your books right now before they get mixed up and you won't know whose is whose. 'Cause someday, believe it or not, you'll go 15 rounds over who's gonna get this coffee table. This stupid, wagon wheel, Roy Rogers, garage sale COFFEE TABLE.
Jess: I thought you liked it?
Harry Burns: I was being nice!

[Playing "Pictionary."]
Jess: "Baby talk"? That's not a saying.
Harry Burns: Oh, but "baby fish mouth" is sweeping the nation? I hear them talking.

Jess: You made a woman meow?

Sally Albright: Well, basically it's the same dream I've been having since I was twelve.
Harry Burns: Which is?
Sally Albright: Okay, there's this guy...
Harry Burns: What does he look like?
Sally Albright: I don't know, he's just sort of faceless.
Harry Burns: Faceless guy, okay.
Sally Albright: He RIPS off my clothes.
[pause]
Harry Burns: And?
Sally Albright: That's it.
Harry Burns: That's it? Some faceless guy rips off all your clothes, and THAT'S the sex fantasy you've been having since you were twelve?
Sally Albright: Well sometimes I vary it a little.
Harry Burns: Which part?
Sally Albright: What I'm wearing.

Harry: Six years later, you find yourself singing "Surrey With the Fringe on Top" in front of IRA!!

Then I love the little boy and girl in Airplane! She has the most brilliant line after he offers her coffee with cream:

Girl: No thanks. I take my coffee black. Like my men.

That would be a great line to use if you wanted to get rid of someone. I always kind of wanted to use it, but oh well! :joke: :lol:

[Shine]

Flashdance

Alex: "It's just that I want to make something out of my life, and sometimes it seems like it just isn't going to happen".

Star Trek III-The Search For Spock

Sarek: "Kirk, what you've done..."
Kirk: "What I've done, I had to do."
Sarek: "At what cost? Your ship. Your son."
Kirk: "If I hadn't, the cost would have been my soul."