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Steve M.
06-11-2005, 02:28 PM
Will John Tesh make it into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? Here are the pros and cons.

Pros:

He's been on public television, just like the Bee Gees and the Eagles.

His fiddle player does a heavy rave-up onstage.

He's perfromed at Avalon.

Cons:

He replaced Howard Cosell as the most hated man in America.

Jay Leno burns his CD's on "The Tonight Show."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer has identified him as the devil.

"Tesh" is a synomym for "lame" because of him.

His concert at Carnegie Hall was like Adolf Hitler's goose-stepping in Paris. . . . and as Joe Queenan once said, Hitler had better taste in music.

Steve M.
06-11-2005, 02:36 PM
John Tesh will not get in, because the following people hate him:

Brad Pitt
Jennfier Anniston
Jennifer Esposito
every other beautiful actress named Jennifer
Stephen Colbert
Rep. Benjamin Cardin (D-MD)
Sen. Sam Brownback (R-KS)
Philip Roth
Michael Jackson
all twelve members of the Michael Jackson jury
Regis Philbin
Glenn Frey
seventies supermodel Karen Graham
Hank Williams, Jr.
Ari Fleischer
Andy Kaufman (who's not really dead)
Mary Lou Retton
Cardinal Justin Rigali
Dave Barry
Howard Dean
John Dean
the dean of my college
my dentist
Jeb Bush
and. . . everyone else in America, including every Weather Channel on-camera personality!

Jrnygrl
06-11-2005, 06:44 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Penny Lane
06-11-2005, 08:52 PM
John Tesh is not Rock'n Roll! He doesn't deserve to be in this elite group! :rolleyes: No! No! No! :nonono: ohno:

Penny Lane
06-11-2005, 08:57 PM
Next thing you know they will be inducting Lawrence Welk! :eek: