Courtnee
05-08-2005, 02:37 PM
Neurotically Yours: Episode # 072: Yesterday Mail
F: Hey, I figured out how to beat the post office.
G: What?
F: You know, how they have the priority mail, and next day mail. I figure, I can take all their business away with yesterday mail.
G: What the hell is yesterday mail?
F: Fool! Yesterday mail is mail that got to you yesterday. So when you go to the post office today, to mail a letter, my mail service will guarantee that your package or parcel will arrive by yesterday.
G: How is that possible?
F: Time machine.
G: So, let met get this straight. You’re going to send a package to it’s appropriate destination before you get the package that needs to be mailed?
F: That’s right. Speaking of which… you got a letter!
G: Dear Germaine, stop being a nonbeliever and trust in the almighty Foamy. Signed, Foamy.
F: See, hehe, I mailed that tomorrow.
G: That’s freaky.
F: Yesterday Mail! For when you need it there before you send it!
Neurotically Yours: Episode # 071: The Hatta'
F: HEY, I NEED THE KEYS TO YOUR SCOOTER
G: YEAH, THAT'LL HAPPEN....WHO'S THIS?
F: THIS IS MY NEW FRIEND, LEEROY. I FOUND HIM IN A DUMPSTER IN THE BACK OF A REDISH
LOBSTER RESTURAUNT
H: HEY, LEEROY IS MY BUISNESS NAME, FOLKS CALL ME D' HAT'TAH
G: LIKE THE MAD HATTER...?
H: WELL I AM MAD.....AND A CRAZY ****A WHEN IT COME TO TEA... I LUVS D; TEA. YOU GIMME
D TEA AND WE'S ALL GOOD. GIMME TEA
G: WHY CAN'T YOU HAVE ANY NORMAL FRIENDS.
F; WHY WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?
H: YEAH, WHY YOU GOTYS TO SAY I AIN'T NORMAL, YOU SAYIN' DAT CAUSE I'M BLACK
AINTCHA.... JUST WHAT I'D EXPECT FROM SOME CRAZY WHITE LADY.... YOU GOTS SOME CRAZY
NERVE INSULTIN' D' HATTAH WIT YO CRAZY ASS CRACKER COMMENTS AND YOU FREAKY ASS
BITCH EYELINER THAT LOOK LIKE SOMEONE DUN THROWN A SHAROIE MARKA AT YO EYEBALL.
G: GO **** YOURSELF YOU RACE CARD PLAYING ****-MUNCHER.
H: DAMN...YOU GOTS A MOUTH ON YOU LIKE A CRACK-SMOKIN' WHORE.
G: WHY IS IT OPPOSING ETHNICITIES ALWAYS HAVE TO SAY SOMEONE IS BEING RACIST WHEN
SOMEONE ELSE MAKES A COMMENT THEY DON'T AGREE WITH.
H: I'M JUST MESSIN' WITH YOU WHITEY. US BLACK SQUIRRELS USUALLY JUST SAY WHITE
FOLKS ARE RACISTS CAUSE THEY USUALLY JUST SHUT UP N' WALKS AWAY WHEN WES DO.
F: NEET TRICK, HUH?
G: THAT'S ****ED UP.
H: WHAT ARE YA, RACIST?
G: OH SHUT UP.
H: DAT SOUND LIKE SOME RACIALLY MOTIVATED **** YO
F: OK, NO ONE IS BUYING THE RACIST THING ANYMORE DUDE, CHILL OUT.
H: AW DANGIT. I HATE WHEN PEOPLE REALIZE I'S JUST TALKIN' ****.
F: Hey, I figured out how to beat the post office.
G: What?
F: You know, how they have the priority mail, and next day mail. I figure, I can take all their business away with yesterday mail.
G: What the hell is yesterday mail?
F: Fool! Yesterday mail is mail that got to you yesterday. So when you go to the post office today, to mail a letter, my mail service will guarantee that your package or parcel will arrive by yesterday.
G: How is that possible?
F: Time machine.
G: So, let met get this straight. You’re going to send a package to it’s appropriate destination before you get the package that needs to be mailed?
F: That’s right. Speaking of which… you got a letter!
G: Dear Germaine, stop being a nonbeliever and trust in the almighty Foamy. Signed, Foamy.
F: See, hehe, I mailed that tomorrow.
G: That’s freaky.
F: Yesterday Mail! For when you need it there before you send it!
Neurotically Yours: Episode # 071: The Hatta'
F: HEY, I NEED THE KEYS TO YOUR SCOOTER
G: YEAH, THAT'LL HAPPEN....WHO'S THIS?
F: THIS IS MY NEW FRIEND, LEEROY. I FOUND HIM IN A DUMPSTER IN THE BACK OF A REDISH
LOBSTER RESTURAUNT
H: HEY, LEEROY IS MY BUISNESS NAME, FOLKS CALL ME D' HAT'TAH
G: LIKE THE MAD HATTER...?
H: WELL I AM MAD.....AND A CRAZY ****A WHEN IT COME TO TEA... I LUVS D; TEA. YOU GIMME
D TEA AND WE'S ALL GOOD. GIMME TEA
G: WHY CAN'T YOU HAVE ANY NORMAL FRIENDS.
F; WHY WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?
H: YEAH, WHY YOU GOTYS TO SAY I AIN'T NORMAL, YOU SAYIN' DAT CAUSE I'M BLACK
AINTCHA.... JUST WHAT I'D EXPECT FROM SOME CRAZY WHITE LADY.... YOU GOTS SOME CRAZY
NERVE INSULTIN' D' HATTAH WIT YO CRAZY ASS CRACKER COMMENTS AND YOU FREAKY ASS
BITCH EYELINER THAT LOOK LIKE SOMEONE DUN THROWN A SHAROIE MARKA AT YO EYEBALL.
G: GO **** YOURSELF YOU RACE CARD PLAYING ****-MUNCHER.
H: DAMN...YOU GOTS A MOUTH ON YOU LIKE A CRACK-SMOKIN' WHORE.
G: WHY IS IT OPPOSING ETHNICITIES ALWAYS HAVE TO SAY SOMEONE IS BEING RACIST WHEN
SOMEONE ELSE MAKES A COMMENT THEY DON'T AGREE WITH.
H: I'M JUST MESSIN' WITH YOU WHITEY. US BLACK SQUIRRELS USUALLY JUST SAY WHITE
FOLKS ARE RACISTS CAUSE THEY USUALLY JUST SHUT UP N' WALKS AWAY WHEN WES DO.
F: NEET TRICK, HUH?
G: THAT'S ****ED UP.
H: WHAT ARE YA, RACIST?
G: OH SHUT UP.
H: DAT SOUND LIKE SOME RACIALLY MOTIVATED **** YO
F: OK, NO ONE IS BUYING THE RACIST THING ANYMORE DUDE, CHILL OUT.
H: AW DANGIT. I HATE WHEN PEOPLE REALIZE I'S JUST TALKIN' ****.