EmoJoe
12-18-2004, 10:31 PM
CAST:
Matt Anderson............RurryJoeMicelli
Chris Anderson..........Chad Doody
Jake Anderson...............TF
Mrs. Brunson..............Lola Dane
Anna Chaland ...............Alyssa Milano (young)
Willie Definsticker................Jack
Mike Sanson.......................Ben Savage
GUEST STARS:
Peter Boyle…………………Narrator for Video
I am Roberto……………………..Jakeie
BF……….Billie Mefinston
Tonyd………………………………….Kid on Video
Betsy Randle…………………………………………….Mrs. Anderson
John Stamos………………………Mr. Anderson
Principal ………………………..William Daniels
Marsha..........................Barbara Eden
(The kids are in school)
Mrs. Brunson: Class, today we’re going to watch a video
(Class cheers)
Mrs. Brunson: It’s on the human body
(Class groans)
Willie: Yay!
Jake: Yay!
Billie: Yay
Matt: Figures. Billie, Willie, and Jake.
Jake: That’s Jakeie.
Anna: I told you he would add an “ie”
Mike: Ah, a video about the human body! I’ve always wanted to see what a dog’s body looked like!
(Theme Song: I’m Just a Kid, up to 2nd chorus, by Simple Plan)
(The video is now on)
Man on Video: And remember to keep your body clean. Watch what you eat
(Boy on video is seen eating 8 cheeseburgers and getting effected by it)
Mike: I want that to happen to me!
(Everyone in the class is basically sleeping, except for Matt and Mike. Matt is looking at it in awe)
(Its later, and the movie is almost over)
Man: Remember, I’m a part of you now. A part! A PART! I’m a PART!
Mike: Cool!
(The movie ends, and Matt stares at it in awe)
Anna: Well, that was pretty stupid
(Matt is still in shock)
Anna: Matt?
(The set changes to the Anderson house)
Jake: Hey, where’s the squirt? He’s been upstairs all day, and Chris has also been gone all day
(Chris walks in)
Chris: I’m in LOVE
Jake: With who, the turtle in the Science room?
Chris: No, that was LAST time. This time I’m in love with Marsha.
Jake: That hot girl that’s in your History class?
Chris: No, Marsha the cafeteria lady.
Jake: Isn’t she like, old?
Chris: Only 36
Jake: Isn’t she 66?
Chris: Oh yeah, she is. Why is every girl I love too young, too old, or a different species?
Mr. Anderson: Girls are a different species
Mrs. Anderson: Except for me
Mr. Anderson: No, not…yes except for you!
(We now see Matt in his room, looking tired and he’s laying on his bed)
Man from Video: I’m a part of you now
Matt: A body part?
Man From Video: I’m a part of you now
Boy from Video: I’m gonna die if I eat too many cheeseburgers!
Matt: Really?
Boy from Video: No, I’m just trying to scare you. There are germs everywhere, stay away from them!
(Matt wakes up, and it was all a dream)
Matt: That’s all it is. They’re just trying to scare me
(It’s the next day in school)
Anna: Where’s Matt?
Mike: He’s probably talking to that guy on the video, he’s a part of us now
Anna: Oh my god…
Mike: I know! I think he’s my new liver
Anna: Not that, look at Matt
(Matt comes in school with a metal suit, a hose, and a helmet)
Anna: Look at him!
Mike: I don’t notice anything different…
Jakeie: Hey, great new outfit!
(All the other kids are laughing)
Anna: Matt, what are you doing?
Mike: Great new outfit! Is that wood you’re wearing?
Matt: Oh my Anna, I’m just staying away from germs!
Anna: You took that movie way too seriously. Kids are laughing!
Matt: Oh my dear Anna, those germy kids cannot insult me! Besides, I have a hose.
(The bell rings)
Matt: It’s time for class!
(Matt walks to class, falls down because of his metal suit, and can’t get back up)
Anna: Let me help you
Matt: No, I don’t want you to get germy.
Mike: I like germs. They taste good. Those chocolate-covered rasins, MMM!
Anna: Those are raisinettes. How do you get germs and raisinettes confused?
Mike: I don’t know
(Finally, the kids get to class)
Mrs. Brunson: My word, Matt, what are you wearing?
Matt: A suit to keep me away from germs.
Mrs. Brunson: Now, class, today we will be discussing the human body again
(She picks up a piece of chalk, drops it, and goes to pick it up again, when Matt jumps out of his seat, takes his hose, and starts spraying Mrs. Brunson’s hand with water)
Mrs. Brunson: Matt…what have you done?
Mike: A fountain!
Anna: That’s not a fountain
Mike: Ohhh
Mrs. Brunson: Matt, go to the office! Now
Matt: Sure, Mrs. Germy
Mrs. Brunson: That’s BRUNSON! BRUNSON!
(Commercial Break)
(Matt is sitting outside of the office, when the Principal comes out to take him into the officer)
Principal: Why are you here?
Matt: Because I squirted Mrs. Brunson with a hose
Principal: Why???
Matt: Because she had many, many germs on here
Principal: We all do
Matt: Yes, but she had MANY
Principal: How do you know?
Matt: I am Mr. Germ!
(Principal calls Mrs. Brunson on the phone)
Principal: Amanda, get this kid out of my office. He needs a shrink, not a principal.
(Set changes to the Anderson house)
Chris: Man, I am so depressed
Jake: Why?
Chris: Marsha, the lunch lady, dumped me. I asked for chocolate pudding, and she gave me tapioca pudding!
Jake: There, there, at least you’re still in that Girlfriend of the Day club.
Chris: Speaking of which, I forgot about my date with Kelly tonight.
Jake: Who’s Kelly?
Chris: Some girl I saw at the salon.
Jake: Why were you at a ladies salon?
Chris: That’s where all the chicks are, after all, that’s where I picked up Margaret.
Jake: Margaret was an old lady who had problems with bacteria in her foot.
(Matt comes running down)
Matt: Did SOMEONE say BACTERIA?
Jake: Oh no
Chris: Don’t say bacteria, man. It makes me think of the stuff that was in Marsha’s food
(Chris cries)
(We now see Matt upstairs)
Matt: I need to do some serious clean up. Let me just put all of the things in my room in plastic coverings. Wait, where will I get plastic coverings? Well, plastic bags will do
(Matt’s room is now completely covered with plastic bags. Matt and Mike now walk in)
Anna: What did you DO?
Matt: My room is now less bacteria-infested
Mike: Are those the chocolate chips covered with white sprinkly things?
Anna: Those are Sno-Caps
Mike: Ohhh
Matt: Must…be…clean. Must…be…clean.
(Matt faints)
Anna: We need to help him.
Mike: He seems fine
Anna: Are you an IDIOT?
Mike: Yes
Anna: Why did I even ASK that question?
Mike: Don’t ask me. I’m just an idiot.
Anna: He loves pizza, maybe that will get him better.
Mike: I have a slice in my pocket I’ve been saving…
Anna: No, I think he has some in his fridge.
(Anna gets it, and comes back. She waves it across his nose.)
Matt: Clean, clean
Anna: (sighs) No
Mike: How about my pizza
Anna: I guess it’s worth a shot
(He takes it out, and hits Matt with it)
Anna: Don’t do that….besides, it didn’t work.
Anna: I don’t know what to do. Maybe his…little…teddy bear?
(Anna takes his plastic-covered teddy bear and puts it on him)
Anna: No…but I have one more idea. You…have to leave the room though…
Mike: Okay
(Mike goes through the closet)
Anna: That’s not the door
Mike: Sorry
(He goes out the other door)
Anna: I cannot believe I’m doing this
(Anna goes up to Matt’s face and kisses him, but nothing happens)
Anna: Oh, man
(Anna leaves the room. Matt opens his eyes)
Matt: Why is my room like this? Hmm, I think I remember now. And someone kissed me. Oh well
(Matt starts to walk out, but stops for a minute)
Matt: No, it can’t be…can it?
*End Credits roll down, as we see Chris in the high school cafeteria*
Chris: So, Marsha, are you gonna give me CHOCOLATE pudding this time?
Marsha: Sorry, we don’t have any!
Chris: Yeah, well I’M dumping YOU! Got that?
(Chris walks to a table, as Marsha looks confused)
*Episode Ends*
Matt Anderson............RurryJoeMicelli
Chris Anderson..........Chad Doody
Jake Anderson...............TF
Mrs. Brunson..............Lola Dane
Anna Chaland ...............Alyssa Milano (young)
Willie Definsticker................Jack
Mike Sanson.......................Ben Savage
GUEST STARS:
Peter Boyle…………………Narrator for Video
I am Roberto……………………..Jakeie
BF……….Billie Mefinston
Tonyd………………………………….Kid on Video
Betsy Randle…………………………………………….Mrs. Anderson
John Stamos………………………Mr. Anderson
Principal ………………………..William Daniels
Marsha..........................Barbara Eden
(The kids are in school)
Mrs. Brunson: Class, today we’re going to watch a video
(Class cheers)
Mrs. Brunson: It’s on the human body
(Class groans)
Willie: Yay!
Jake: Yay!
Billie: Yay
Matt: Figures. Billie, Willie, and Jake.
Jake: That’s Jakeie.
Anna: I told you he would add an “ie”
Mike: Ah, a video about the human body! I’ve always wanted to see what a dog’s body looked like!
(Theme Song: I’m Just a Kid, up to 2nd chorus, by Simple Plan)
(The video is now on)
Man on Video: And remember to keep your body clean. Watch what you eat
(Boy on video is seen eating 8 cheeseburgers and getting effected by it)
Mike: I want that to happen to me!
(Everyone in the class is basically sleeping, except for Matt and Mike. Matt is looking at it in awe)
(Its later, and the movie is almost over)
Man: Remember, I’m a part of you now. A part! A PART! I’m a PART!
Mike: Cool!
(The movie ends, and Matt stares at it in awe)
Anna: Well, that was pretty stupid
(Matt is still in shock)
Anna: Matt?
(The set changes to the Anderson house)
Jake: Hey, where’s the squirt? He’s been upstairs all day, and Chris has also been gone all day
(Chris walks in)
Chris: I’m in LOVE
Jake: With who, the turtle in the Science room?
Chris: No, that was LAST time. This time I’m in love with Marsha.
Jake: That hot girl that’s in your History class?
Chris: No, Marsha the cafeteria lady.
Jake: Isn’t she like, old?
Chris: Only 36
Jake: Isn’t she 66?
Chris: Oh yeah, she is. Why is every girl I love too young, too old, or a different species?
Mr. Anderson: Girls are a different species
Mrs. Anderson: Except for me
Mr. Anderson: No, not…yes except for you!
(We now see Matt in his room, looking tired and he’s laying on his bed)
Man from Video: I’m a part of you now
Matt: A body part?
Man From Video: I’m a part of you now
Boy from Video: I’m gonna die if I eat too many cheeseburgers!
Matt: Really?
Boy from Video: No, I’m just trying to scare you. There are germs everywhere, stay away from them!
(Matt wakes up, and it was all a dream)
Matt: That’s all it is. They’re just trying to scare me
(It’s the next day in school)
Anna: Where’s Matt?
Mike: He’s probably talking to that guy on the video, he’s a part of us now
Anna: Oh my god…
Mike: I know! I think he’s my new liver
Anna: Not that, look at Matt
(Matt comes in school with a metal suit, a hose, and a helmet)
Anna: Look at him!
Mike: I don’t notice anything different…
Jakeie: Hey, great new outfit!
(All the other kids are laughing)
Anna: Matt, what are you doing?
Mike: Great new outfit! Is that wood you’re wearing?
Matt: Oh my Anna, I’m just staying away from germs!
Anna: You took that movie way too seriously. Kids are laughing!
Matt: Oh my dear Anna, those germy kids cannot insult me! Besides, I have a hose.
(The bell rings)
Matt: It’s time for class!
(Matt walks to class, falls down because of his metal suit, and can’t get back up)
Anna: Let me help you
Matt: No, I don’t want you to get germy.
Mike: I like germs. They taste good. Those chocolate-covered rasins, MMM!
Anna: Those are raisinettes. How do you get germs and raisinettes confused?
Mike: I don’t know
(Finally, the kids get to class)
Mrs. Brunson: My word, Matt, what are you wearing?
Matt: A suit to keep me away from germs.
Mrs. Brunson: Now, class, today we will be discussing the human body again
(She picks up a piece of chalk, drops it, and goes to pick it up again, when Matt jumps out of his seat, takes his hose, and starts spraying Mrs. Brunson’s hand with water)
Mrs. Brunson: Matt…what have you done?
Mike: A fountain!
Anna: That’s not a fountain
Mike: Ohhh
Mrs. Brunson: Matt, go to the office! Now
Matt: Sure, Mrs. Germy
Mrs. Brunson: That’s BRUNSON! BRUNSON!
(Commercial Break)
(Matt is sitting outside of the office, when the Principal comes out to take him into the officer)
Principal: Why are you here?
Matt: Because I squirted Mrs. Brunson with a hose
Principal: Why???
Matt: Because she had many, many germs on here
Principal: We all do
Matt: Yes, but she had MANY
Principal: How do you know?
Matt: I am Mr. Germ!
(Principal calls Mrs. Brunson on the phone)
Principal: Amanda, get this kid out of my office. He needs a shrink, not a principal.
(Set changes to the Anderson house)
Chris: Man, I am so depressed
Jake: Why?
Chris: Marsha, the lunch lady, dumped me. I asked for chocolate pudding, and she gave me tapioca pudding!
Jake: There, there, at least you’re still in that Girlfriend of the Day club.
Chris: Speaking of which, I forgot about my date with Kelly tonight.
Jake: Who’s Kelly?
Chris: Some girl I saw at the salon.
Jake: Why were you at a ladies salon?
Chris: That’s where all the chicks are, after all, that’s where I picked up Margaret.
Jake: Margaret was an old lady who had problems with bacteria in her foot.
(Matt comes running down)
Matt: Did SOMEONE say BACTERIA?
Jake: Oh no
Chris: Don’t say bacteria, man. It makes me think of the stuff that was in Marsha’s food
(Chris cries)
(We now see Matt upstairs)
Matt: I need to do some serious clean up. Let me just put all of the things in my room in plastic coverings. Wait, where will I get plastic coverings? Well, plastic bags will do
(Matt’s room is now completely covered with plastic bags. Matt and Mike now walk in)
Anna: What did you DO?
Matt: My room is now less bacteria-infested
Mike: Are those the chocolate chips covered with white sprinkly things?
Anna: Those are Sno-Caps
Mike: Ohhh
Matt: Must…be…clean. Must…be…clean.
(Matt faints)
Anna: We need to help him.
Mike: He seems fine
Anna: Are you an IDIOT?
Mike: Yes
Anna: Why did I even ASK that question?
Mike: Don’t ask me. I’m just an idiot.
Anna: He loves pizza, maybe that will get him better.
Mike: I have a slice in my pocket I’ve been saving…
Anna: No, I think he has some in his fridge.
(Anna gets it, and comes back. She waves it across his nose.)
Matt: Clean, clean
Anna: (sighs) No
Mike: How about my pizza
Anna: I guess it’s worth a shot
(He takes it out, and hits Matt with it)
Anna: Don’t do that….besides, it didn’t work.
Anna: I don’t know what to do. Maybe his…little…teddy bear?
(Anna takes his plastic-covered teddy bear and puts it on him)
Anna: No…but I have one more idea. You…have to leave the room though…
Mike: Okay
(Mike goes through the closet)
Anna: That’s not the door
Mike: Sorry
(He goes out the other door)
Anna: I cannot believe I’m doing this
(Anna goes up to Matt’s face and kisses him, but nothing happens)
Anna: Oh, man
(Anna leaves the room. Matt opens his eyes)
Matt: Why is my room like this? Hmm, I think I remember now. And someone kissed me. Oh well
(Matt starts to walk out, but stops for a minute)
Matt: No, it can’t be…can it?
*End Credits roll down, as we see Chris in the high school cafeteria*
Chris: So, Marsha, are you gonna give me CHOCOLATE pudding this time?
Marsha: Sorry, we don’t have any!
Chris: Yeah, well I’M dumping YOU! Got that?
(Chris walks to a table, as Marsha looks confused)
*Episode Ends*