EmoJoe
12-10-2004, 09:49 PM
Theme Song: I’m Just a Kid (Up to 2nd Chorus)
CAST:
Matt Anderson............RurryJoeMicelli
Chris Anderson..........Chad Doody
Jake Anderson...............TF
Mrs. Brunson..............Lola Dane
Anna Chaland ...............*CamdenGirl89*
Willie Definsticker................Jack
Mike Sanson.......................Ben Savage
GUEST STARS:
Jake (#2)………….cheers_rules
Mark ...............*AgEnT FaLLoN*
Jane……………………………………Zuzzy
Jane’s Dad…………………..robyrob
Mrs. Hamilton……..~*Twist of Kate*~
Billie Mefinston……….BF
Ray Romano……Pizza Guy
(The kids are walking into school)
Mike: Another day of school
Matt: Nothing interesting is gonna happen
Anna: I can’t wait to see Mrs. Brunson! She’s my favorite teacher
Matt: You’re such a teacher’s pet
Anna: I know
(A strange-looking boy is by a locker)
Matt: Hey, who’s he?
Mike: Maybe it’s my long-lost pet dog!
Anna: Mike, he’s a human
Mike: Ohhhh
Matt: Do you even have a long lost pet dog?
Mike: Yes I do. He’s at home this very minute
(The bell rings)
Anna: C’mon, let’s get to class
(The walk into Mrs. Brunson’s room and sit down)
Anna: Hey, that new kid is in our class
(The new kid had messy hair, crooked glasses, and strange-clothes)
New Kid: HI EVERYONE! I’M JAKE!
Mrs. Brunson: Oh, I almost forgot, everyone please meet our new student, Jake Gottenlake!
Jake: Thank you, Mrs. Brunson. You are very nice!
Mrs. Brunson: Why thank you, you are too!
Anna: No….
Matt: Looks like SOMEONE is Mrs. Brunson’s new pet!
Mike: Yeah, that stuffed frog! Where did she get it?
Anna: I…am…no…longer…loved!
Jake: Mrs. Brunson, here’s an apple for you
(Jake gives Mrs. Brunson an apple)
Mrs. Brunson: Why thank you!
Anna: Not the apple, NOT THE APPLE!
(It’s now lunchtime)
Anna: I, am no longer, a PET!
Mike: I know what you mean, you’ll have to go to the bathroom in the toilet again.
Anna: NO, only ANIMALS don’t use the toilet
Mike: I guess I’m an animal, than
Matt: What the heck is the new kid doing?
(Jake is seen flapping his hands, saying I’m a bird! I’m a bird!)
Matt: He’s sitting with Willie. No surprise there
Willie: I wish I was a bird! Than I can fly!
(He tries to fly, but fails. Again)
Jake: You’re so cool!
Matt: Great. A 2nd Willie
Anna: No, Billie was the second Willie. Jake is the third Willie, but his name doesn’t end in “Ie” so it wouldn’t really work.
Oh who cares? I AM A TEACHER’S PET AND WILL REMAIN ONE! I hate that new kid!
Mike: What new kid?
(Anna and Matt stare at him, looking at him as if he were an idiot, which he is)
Mike: Oh, my long lost dog?
(It’s now math class, in Mrs. Hamilton’s class)
Mrs. Hamilton: See, long division isn’t that hard!
(Class groans)
Jake: (singing) I love you! You love me! We’re one happy family! With a great big HUG….
(Class stares at him)
Jake: It’s from Barney! Don’t you guys watch Barney?
Willie: I do!
Billie: Me, too!
Matt: This kid is FREAKING ME OUT!
Mike: Hey, don’t say bad things about my dog.
(It’s now on the bus ride home, Anna is sitting down and Jake goes to sit down next to her)
Anna: Oh, sorry, these seats are taken (mumbles) I don’t want any teacher’s pets sitting here, besides me.
Jake: They can find their own seat
(Jake sits down, Mike and Matt come onto the bus)
Matt: Anna, what’s going on?
Anna: I couldn’t get the pet off of me!
Mike: Told you he’s my dog
Jake (to Anna): Let’s talk!
Anna: Okay….
Jake: Guess what?!?!
Anna: Um, what?
Jake: My name starts with a J! Isn’t that unbelievable?
Anna: Um, yeah, I guess
Jake: I made up a song, want to hear it?
Anna: It’s not BARNEY, is it?
Jake: Nope, it goes like this:
(singing) I like to eat bologna
It tastes really good
I like to eat bologna
YUMMY TO MY TUM TUM TUMMY!
I like to pet bologna….
Anna: That’s enough!
(It’s now Jake, Anna, Matt, and Mike’s stop, and the bus stops. Jake walks with Anna)
Matt: Why is Anna hanging around with mike?
Mark: I don’t know, he’s REALLY nerdy
Jane: He’s Willie 3
Jane’s Dad: Three! Oh I love how you say three!
(Starts kissing Jane all over)
Jane: Dad!
Jane’s Dad: Sorry, I won’t embarrass you, baby girl! Sugar pie! Sugar baby! Sugary sweet…
Jane: Dad!
Jake: (to Anna) Anna, I need to tell you something
Anna: Um, what?
Jake: I love you
(Commercial Break)
Anna: WHAT did you say?
Jake: I love you
(Anna gives him a look that tells him that he’s crazy)
Jake: Anna, will you go on a date with me tonight? Friday night?
(Anna is still in school)
Anna: Whaaa…?
Jake: Pleeeeeeease
Anna: We’re only 12 years old!
Jake: I’m 13!
Anna: You certainly don’t act it…
Jake: I know.. I act 20, don’t I?
Anna: That’s not exactly what I was going to say….
Jake: So, yes, no, maybe so?
Anna: Fine, but don’t tell anyone about it!
Jake: My lips are sealed
Anna: What have I done?
(It’s nighttime)
Anna: I should just not go. I’m only 12 years old! But it would break his heart if I didn’t go. Why do I care about him? I’m just not that type of person. Oh what the heck, I won’t even go out with him again. No, I’m so young, and how can I sneak out of here? There’s the tree. But I can’t LIE. Oh…let me just get this over with!
(Climbs down the tree and goes in front of the school)
Anna: I hope he doesn’t show. I hope he backed ou..
(Anna turns around)
Anna: Ouu, Jake!
Jake (singing and dancing): Oh, hello! Hello! Hello hello hello hello hello! Hi!
Anna: That’s enough!
Jake: Oh, um, shall we go?
Anna: I….guess
(They walk to a pizza parlor)
Jake: Hi, sir, we’ll have one pie with anchovies, pancakes, cotton candy, and gumballs on it..
Anna: Wait a minute, I just want it with pepperoni.
Jake: Fine, we’ll have HALF my way, HALF your way.
Pizza Guy: Sure thing, pal
(Anna and Jake take a seat)
Anna: Oh my, Jake, I’m not feeling too well
Jake: You’re going to puke? Woo hoo! When people puke, I get so excited!
Anna: Great.
(Matt and Mike walk in the pizza parlor)
Anna: Oh…no
Jake: What?
Anna: Nothing, just, I found out I wasn’t going to puke!
Jake: Aww! Anyway, do you like plastic?
Anna: (not paying much attention): Um, yes, I, have to use the bathroom….
(Anna runs into the bathroom)
Jake: Ah, the bathroom. The greatest place of all!
(Matt and Mike see Jake)
Matt: Hey Mike, look it’s Jake!
(Mike is busy ordering)
Mike: Hi, can I have a pie?
Pizza Guy: Sure, what kind
Mike: Hmm, apple!
(The Pizza Guy slaps his forehead)
Pizza Guy: I always get the nuts
Matt: He’s all alone
Mike: who?
Matt: The new kid, Jake!
Mike: Oh, my dog.
Matt: He’s not your dog!
Mike: Ohhh
Mike: Hey, guys, I’m not giving you apple pie!
Matt: Oh, sorry, we’ll have two pepperoni slices, please
(They get their slices and go by Jake)
Matt: Hey Jake, what are you doing here?
Jake: I’m on a date with Anna
Matt: WHAT?!! Oh, nothing against you..well no offense, but it kinda is against you
(Jake stares at Matt)
Matt: What?
Jake: I want to see if your slept tonight?
Matt: Huh?
Jake: I can tell by your eyes!
Matt: Ahhh!
Mike: We should have gotten pumpkin pie
(Anna comes out of the bathroom)
Anna: Oh, no
Matt: Why are you out with him? First of all, you’re only 12, second of all, he’s a nerd, and third of all, you should be dating me!
(Silence)
Mike: Why is it so quiet?
Anna: What?
Mike: What?
Matt: Uh-oh. Let me explain
Mike: Matt likes Anna. Matt likes Anna.
Jakes: No!!
(Jake falls to the ground)
Matt: I do NOT like Anna! She’s just my friend
Mike: Oh
Anna: Oh
Mike: Oh
(Jake and Chris walk in)
Jake: Hey, Matt
Chris: Hey, Matt. Hey, what was with your notebook. It said I love…
(Matt covers Chris’s mouth)
Matt: It said I love cheese! That’s what it said
Chris: Hmm, it may have been that
Jake: Yeah I’ll go for that
(The episode ends with Anna looking suspicious and dreamy at the same time)
CAST:
Matt Anderson............RurryJoeMicelli
Chris Anderson..........Chad Doody
Jake Anderson...............TF
Mrs. Brunson..............Lola Dane
Anna Chaland ...............*CamdenGirl89*
Willie Definsticker................Jack
Mike Sanson.......................Ben Savage
GUEST STARS:
Jake (#2)………….cheers_rules
Mark ...............*AgEnT FaLLoN*
Jane……………………………………Zuzzy
Jane’s Dad…………………..robyrob
Mrs. Hamilton……..~*Twist of Kate*~
Billie Mefinston……….BF
Ray Romano……Pizza Guy
(The kids are walking into school)
Mike: Another day of school
Matt: Nothing interesting is gonna happen
Anna: I can’t wait to see Mrs. Brunson! She’s my favorite teacher
Matt: You’re such a teacher’s pet
Anna: I know
(A strange-looking boy is by a locker)
Matt: Hey, who’s he?
Mike: Maybe it’s my long-lost pet dog!
Anna: Mike, he’s a human
Mike: Ohhhh
Matt: Do you even have a long lost pet dog?
Mike: Yes I do. He’s at home this very minute
(The bell rings)
Anna: C’mon, let’s get to class
(The walk into Mrs. Brunson’s room and sit down)
Anna: Hey, that new kid is in our class
(The new kid had messy hair, crooked glasses, and strange-clothes)
New Kid: HI EVERYONE! I’M JAKE!
Mrs. Brunson: Oh, I almost forgot, everyone please meet our new student, Jake Gottenlake!
Jake: Thank you, Mrs. Brunson. You are very nice!
Mrs. Brunson: Why thank you, you are too!
Anna: No….
Matt: Looks like SOMEONE is Mrs. Brunson’s new pet!
Mike: Yeah, that stuffed frog! Where did she get it?
Anna: I…am…no…longer…loved!
Jake: Mrs. Brunson, here’s an apple for you
(Jake gives Mrs. Brunson an apple)
Mrs. Brunson: Why thank you!
Anna: Not the apple, NOT THE APPLE!
(It’s now lunchtime)
Anna: I, am no longer, a PET!
Mike: I know what you mean, you’ll have to go to the bathroom in the toilet again.
Anna: NO, only ANIMALS don’t use the toilet
Mike: I guess I’m an animal, than
Matt: What the heck is the new kid doing?
(Jake is seen flapping his hands, saying I’m a bird! I’m a bird!)
Matt: He’s sitting with Willie. No surprise there
Willie: I wish I was a bird! Than I can fly!
(He tries to fly, but fails. Again)
Jake: You’re so cool!
Matt: Great. A 2nd Willie
Anna: No, Billie was the second Willie. Jake is the third Willie, but his name doesn’t end in “Ie” so it wouldn’t really work.
Oh who cares? I AM A TEACHER’S PET AND WILL REMAIN ONE! I hate that new kid!
Mike: What new kid?
(Anna and Matt stare at him, looking at him as if he were an idiot, which he is)
Mike: Oh, my long lost dog?
(It’s now math class, in Mrs. Hamilton’s class)
Mrs. Hamilton: See, long division isn’t that hard!
(Class groans)
Jake: (singing) I love you! You love me! We’re one happy family! With a great big HUG….
(Class stares at him)
Jake: It’s from Barney! Don’t you guys watch Barney?
Willie: I do!
Billie: Me, too!
Matt: This kid is FREAKING ME OUT!
Mike: Hey, don’t say bad things about my dog.
(It’s now on the bus ride home, Anna is sitting down and Jake goes to sit down next to her)
Anna: Oh, sorry, these seats are taken (mumbles) I don’t want any teacher’s pets sitting here, besides me.
Jake: They can find their own seat
(Jake sits down, Mike and Matt come onto the bus)
Matt: Anna, what’s going on?
Anna: I couldn’t get the pet off of me!
Mike: Told you he’s my dog
Jake (to Anna): Let’s talk!
Anna: Okay….
Jake: Guess what?!?!
Anna: Um, what?
Jake: My name starts with a J! Isn’t that unbelievable?
Anna: Um, yeah, I guess
Jake: I made up a song, want to hear it?
Anna: It’s not BARNEY, is it?
Jake: Nope, it goes like this:
(singing) I like to eat bologna
It tastes really good
I like to eat bologna
YUMMY TO MY TUM TUM TUMMY!
I like to pet bologna….
Anna: That’s enough!
(It’s now Jake, Anna, Matt, and Mike’s stop, and the bus stops. Jake walks with Anna)
Matt: Why is Anna hanging around with mike?
Mark: I don’t know, he’s REALLY nerdy
Jane: He’s Willie 3
Jane’s Dad: Three! Oh I love how you say three!
(Starts kissing Jane all over)
Jane: Dad!
Jane’s Dad: Sorry, I won’t embarrass you, baby girl! Sugar pie! Sugar baby! Sugary sweet…
Jane: Dad!
Jake: (to Anna) Anna, I need to tell you something
Anna: Um, what?
Jake: I love you
(Commercial Break)
Anna: WHAT did you say?
Jake: I love you
(Anna gives him a look that tells him that he’s crazy)
Jake: Anna, will you go on a date with me tonight? Friday night?
(Anna is still in school)
Anna: Whaaa…?
Jake: Pleeeeeeease
Anna: We’re only 12 years old!
Jake: I’m 13!
Anna: You certainly don’t act it…
Jake: I know.. I act 20, don’t I?
Anna: That’s not exactly what I was going to say….
Jake: So, yes, no, maybe so?
Anna: Fine, but don’t tell anyone about it!
Jake: My lips are sealed
Anna: What have I done?
(It’s nighttime)
Anna: I should just not go. I’m only 12 years old! But it would break his heart if I didn’t go. Why do I care about him? I’m just not that type of person. Oh what the heck, I won’t even go out with him again. No, I’m so young, and how can I sneak out of here? There’s the tree. But I can’t LIE. Oh…let me just get this over with!
(Climbs down the tree and goes in front of the school)
Anna: I hope he doesn’t show. I hope he backed ou..
(Anna turns around)
Anna: Ouu, Jake!
Jake (singing and dancing): Oh, hello! Hello! Hello hello hello hello hello! Hi!
Anna: That’s enough!
Jake: Oh, um, shall we go?
Anna: I….guess
(They walk to a pizza parlor)
Jake: Hi, sir, we’ll have one pie with anchovies, pancakes, cotton candy, and gumballs on it..
Anna: Wait a minute, I just want it with pepperoni.
Jake: Fine, we’ll have HALF my way, HALF your way.
Pizza Guy: Sure thing, pal
(Anna and Jake take a seat)
Anna: Oh my, Jake, I’m not feeling too well
Jake: You’re going to puke? Woo hoo! When people puke, I get so excited!
Anna: Great.
(Matt and Mike walk in the pizza parlor)
Anna: Oh…no
Jake: What?
Anna: Nothing, just, I found out I wasn’t going to puke!
Jake: Aww! Anyway, do you like plastic?
Anna: (not paying much attention): Um, yes, I, have to use the bathroom….
(Anna runs into the bathroom)
Jake: Ah, the bathroom. The greatest place of all!
(Matt and Mike see Jake)
Matt: Hey Mike, look it’s Jake!
(Mike is busy ordering)
Mike: Hi, can I have a pie?
Pizza Guy: Sure, what kind
Mike: Hmm, apple!
(The Pizza Guy slaps his forehead)
Pizza Guy: I always get the nuts
Matt: He’s all alone
Mike: who?
Matt: The new kid, Jake!
Mike: Oh, my dog.
Matt: He’s not your dog!
Mike: Ohhh
Mike: Hey, guys, I’m not giving you apple pie!
Matt: Oh, sorry, we’ll have two pepperoni slices, please
(They get their slices and go by Jake)
Matt: Hey Jake, what are you doing here?
Jake: I’m on a date with Anna
Matt: WHAT?!! Oh, nothing against you..well no offense, but it kinda is against you
(Jake stares at Matt)
Matt: What?
Jake: I want to see if your slept tonight?
Matt: Huh?
Jake: I can tell by your eyes!
Matt: Ahhh!
Mike: We should have gotten pumpkin pie
(Anna comes out of the bathroom)
Anna: Oh, no
Matt: Why are you out with him? First of all, you’re only 12, second of all, he’s a nerd, and third of all, you should be dating me!
(Silence)
Mike: Why is it so quiet?
Anna: What?
Mike: What?
Matt: Uh-oh. Let me explain
Mike: Matt likes Anna. Matt likes Anna.
Jakes: No!!
(Jake falls to the ground)
Matt: I do NOT like Anna! She’s just my friend
Mike: Oh
Anna: Oh
Mike: Oh
(Jake and Chris walk in)
Jake: Hey, Matt
Chris: Hey, Matt. Hey, what was with your notebook. It said I love…
(Matt covers Chris’s mouth)
Matt: It said I love cheese! That’s what it said
Chris: Hmm, it may have been that
Jake: Yeah I’ll go for that
(The episode ends with Anna looking suspicious and dreamy at the same time)