C Doody
12-10-2004, 07:52 PM
CAST
Adam Collins - Chad Doody
Brad Fulton - TF
Jeff Kimble - EFD
Kim Stevens - Brooke Anne Smith
Walter Munson - William Daniels
GUEST STARS
Dean Sanders - Ed Begley Jr.
Dr. Warner - David Hasselhoff
Max Hoover - Fred Willard
George - Brenden Jefferson
Receptionist - Angela Watson
Waiting Room Man - French Stewart
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*Brad & Jeff are shown sitting on the couch when Adam walks Out of his bedroom with a suitcase.*
Adam: Well Guys....I'm Leaving forever.
Brad: Ok, Bye.
Jeff: Any Particular reason?
Adam:....Nope.
Brad: Ok, Bye.
Adam: I Just feel like i need some kind of change in my life.
Jeff: Did you try changing your underwear?
Adam: Dude...Its Not Arbor Day.
Jeff: THATS UNSANITARY!
Adam: I Love you guys....Especially Kim. But you must be brave and move on.
Brad: Ok, Bye.
Adam: Fairwell.
*Adam takes one last look at the apartment before walking out.*
Jeff: Should we get a new roomate now?
Brad: Why?...Not Like Adam actually payed any rent.
Jeff: I Dunno, Man...This doesnt feel right. Adam is our friend!
Brad: You Get your own room now.
Jeff:.....Ok!
(Themesong: "Different People" By No Doubt)
*The Outside of Franklin Delano Roosevelt high is shown. The Inside of the cafeteria is then shown as Jeff & George are eating Lunch.*
Jeff: Hey George, Could you do me a favor and take notes for me in Biology tommorow?
George: Why? Where you gonna be?
Jeff: I Have A Doctor's Appointment.
George: Anything serious or just a checkup?
Jeff: A Physical.
George: Oh Man...I Pity you.
Jeff: Why?
George:...Jeff....Have you ever gotten a physical before?
Jeff: No.
George: You DO Know what they do in physicals....Right?
Jeff: No...What?
*George Whispers In Jeff's ear*
Jeff: They Touch WHAT?!
*George Whispers again in Jeff's ear.*
Jeff: THATS UNSANITARY!
George: I Couldnt agree more, But its the truth.
*Jeff is shown looking horrified. The Apartment Is then shown as Brad is sitting on the couch reading when theres a knock on the door. He answers it and sees Mr. Munson.*
Brad: Hey, Mr. Munson.
Mr. Munson: Hello, Mr. Fulton...How are you on this fine day?
Brad: Uhhh....Fine.
Mr. Munson: Whats the problem, My Boy?
Brad: Its just....Usually when you come over you have a reason....Like to yell at us about something Or get the rent.
Mr. Munson: Normally that is the case, But today i am in an excellent mood.
Brad: Because Adam's gone?
Mr. Munson: Adam is gone?....Well that just makes things better.
Brad: So what are you so happy about?
Mr. Munson: No Reason Inparticular, Although i did get a big tax refund.
Brad: *Smiles* Does that mean we dont have to pay rent this month?
Mr. Munson: *Starts Laughing Hysterically* Good One, Mr. Fulton.
*Brad groans*
Mr. Munson: So what have you been up to?
Brad: I Was just doing some reading.
Mr. Munson: Oh Yes...a College Student in the prime of his education. What Literal classic have you been reading?
Brad: Babar.
Mr. Munson:....Babar?
Brad: Yeah...I Always really enjoyed Babar. Besides, Its only for recreatonal purposes...Its not like Adam who trys to read The Cat In The Hat and pass it off as a reading assignment.
*Kim Walks In.*
Kim: Hi, Mr. Munson...Did we do something wrong?
Mr. Munson: No!....Cant i just come by and chat with some of my friends?
Kim: I Dont Know...Can you?
Mr. Munson: I Assumed We have known each other long enough to pass the Landlord/Tenant relationship and become friends.
Brad: *Smiles* Does that mean we dont have to pay rent this month?
Mr. Munson: Of course you have to pay the rent.
Brad: Then you're NO friend of mine.
*Brad walks into the other room.*
Mr. Munson: What about you, Kim?
Kim: ...Have you been drinking, Mr. Munson?
*Mr. Munson gets an angry look and walks out the door. He is then shown on the outside of the apartment.*
Mr. Munson: Bah....
*Jeff walks up to Mr. Munson*
Jeff: Hey, Mr. Munson. I Was wondering if...
Mr. Munson: You wanted to hang out?
Jeff:...Actually I Just wanted advice.
Mr. Munson: Want Want Want...Thats the only time you people ever come to me. Well who needs you...I'll go and make my own friends.
*Mr. Munson storms off as Jeff Looks confused. Jeff then walks in the apartment and sees Kim.*
Jeff: Kim, Is Brad here? I Need some advice.
Kim: Well, Maybe i can help you.
Jeff: No...I REALLY Dont think you're qualified for this kind of advice.
Kim: Try Me.
Jeff: Not Gonna...
Kim: Oh come On, Jeff...We're friends. You can tell me anything you want to tell Brad.
Jeff: You sure?
Kim: Yes!
Jeff: Ok...I Have to go get a physical and i'm afraid of the doctor touching my...
Kim: *Yelling* BRAD, JEFF NEEDS SOME ADVICE.
*Kim Walks into her bedroom as Brad walks Out.*
Brad: Whats Up, Man?
Jeff: Physicals...You ever had one?
Brad: Yeah, Alot of em. I Was on the soccer team in high school.
Jeff: I Need you to confirm that a rumor is not true...I REALLY Need you to tell me this isnt true....Is it true that the doctor...
Brad: Yes, Jeff...I'm Sorry to say it, But he does.
*Jeff sits down and begins to cry.*
Brad: Why do you need a physical anyway?
Jeff: My Mom's making me go. Can you believe that? I'm out and living on my own...Yet because i'm not 18 yet, My Mom still has authority over me going to the doctor.
*Brad starts laughing*
Jeff: Not funny, Dude.
Brad: Oh Yes...Yes it is. *Starts cracking up*
Jeff: Do you have ANY Helpful advice at all?
Brad: Well...You're pretty much screwed either way.
Jeff: What do you mean?
Brad: Well, Getting a Man is of course going to be a very horrible experience...But getting a Woman doctor, As good as it may sound at first, Is an even MORE Awkward experience.
Jeff: Oh God...I Didnt even think of that.
Brad: The Best hope for you is getting a really skinny and unattractive male doctor..That way, You'll have absolutely no embarassment since they're most likely worse off. The LAST Thing you want is some good looking muscular guy. Chances are hes alot bigger than you...In More ways then one.
*Jeff Looks horrified*
Brad: And you REALLY Wanna hope you dont get some old lady or something...Cause that'd just be weird.
Jeff: You're Not Helping Anymore, Brad.
Brad: Sorry...And good luck.
*Brad pats Jeff on the back and walks out the door as Jeff sits down on the couch looking scared. Mr. Munson is then shown walking down the street.*
Mr. Munson: Now how on earth is this done?...
*A Man is walking by when Mr. Munson stops him.*
Mr. Munson: Excuse Me, Would you like to engage in social activity?
Man: Why Yes...Yes, I Would.
Mr. Munson: Great! I'm Walter Munson.
Man: I'm Max Hoover.
Mr. Munson: So How about a cup of coffee? Of course I Will pay for it.
Max: Sounds Great!
*Mr. Munson and Max walk off. Jeff is then shown sitting on the couch thinking when theres a knock on the door. Jeff answers and sees Dean Sanders.*
Jeff: Can I Help you?
Dean Sanders: I'm Dean Sanders from the University, Brad wanted me to come by and talk to him about next week's lesson plan.
Jeff: He had to go out, But he should be right back. You can have a seat while you wait.
Dean Sanders: Thanks.
*Dean Sanders sits down on the couch as Jeff sits down next to him.*
Jeff: Dean...I Know we've never actually met before, But I'm Planning on attending your college next year, And i was wondering if i could ask you a question.
Dean Sanders: Whats That, Son?
Jeff: ...Have you ever gotten a Physical?
Dean Sanders: Of Course. Why?
Jeff: How do you handle the part where they...where they....
Dean Sanders: "Go Into No Mans Land"?
Jeff: Yeah...That.
Dean Sanders: Well...Its not pleasent for anyone, And I'd Like to tell you it gets easier with experience.
Jeff: It does?
Dean Sanders: No, I Said I'd LIKE To tell you that....But the truth is i'm still quite horrified everytime it happens.
Jeff: So what do you do?
Dean Sanders: I Just Tough it out, And when its done...Do my best to block the memory out of my head.
Jeff: Well..Thanks for the advice.
Dean Sanders: Anytime...What was your name?
Jeff: Jeff.
Dean Sanders: Anytime, Jeff. Nice to meet you.
*Jeff & Dean Sanders shake hands. Mr. Munson & Max are then shown in the coffee shop drinking coffees at a table.*
Max: I'm Very glad you invited me for coffee, Walter.
Mr. Munson: And I'm Very glad you accepted. I'm afraid i dont get much of a chance to get out anymore...And its about time i made some friends.
Max: I'm In the same Boat, Walter. I'm Tired of being lonely.
Mr. Munson Well then i suppose its good we found each other.
Max: It Sure Is, Walter...*Grabs Mr. Munson's hand and holds it.*...It Sure Is.
*Max smiles and makes his eyebrows go up and down as Mr. Munson Looks extremely uncomfortable. Mr. Munson then stands up and walks away without saying a word as Max Looks confused. Jeff is then shown walking into the Hospital when he walks up to the front desk.*
Jeff: Hi, I'm Jeff Kimble...I'm Here for a *Gulps* Physical.
Receptionist: Ok, Have a seat sir.
*Jeff sits down in the waiting room.*
Jeff: I'm Here for a physical...
Man Sitting Next To Jeff: I'm So Sorry.
*Jeff Looks depressed When An Old Woman comes In.*
Old Woman: Jeff Kimble...
*Jeff Looks Horrified.*
Old Woman: JEFF KIMBLE?
*Jeff slowly walks up towards the old woman and starts to cry. They then walk into a back room.*
Old Woman: Have a seat.
*Jeff sits down on doctor's thingy.*
Jeff: So...*Gulps* You're giving me the physical?
Old Woman: No..I'm Just the Nurse. The doctor will be right in with you.
*The Old Nurse walks out as Jeff lets out a huge sigh.*
Jeff: Ok, Jeff...Keep yourself together. Just gotta remember Brad's advice.
*Jeff looks up and thinks as a Bubble with Brad appears over his head.*
Brad In Flashback: The LAST Thing you want is some good looking muscular guy. Chances are hes alot bigger than you...In More ways then one.
*Just then a large Muscular man walks In wearing a white coat.*
Muscular Man: Hello, I'm Dr. Warner.
Jeff: Aw...Crap.
Dr. Warner: And before you ask, I Am Not that guy from Knight Rider...I Just bare a striking resemblance to him. However in my opinion, I Am the better looker.
Jeff;...Whats Knight Rider?
Dr. Warner: Ok Ok, The Man from Baywatch.
Jeff:...They have men on Baywatch?
Dr. Warner: Enough about that, Lets get to the Physical.
*Dr. Warner walks over and puts a rubber glove on his hand.*
Jeff: ...Thank You For Sanitizing Your Hand For my protection, Sir.
Dr. Warner: I'm going to listen to your heart.
*Dr. Warner grabs his stethoscopes and listens to Jeff's heart.*
Dr. Warner: Seems Normal. Let me check your breathing.
*Dr. Warner gets behind Jeff and puts the stethoscopes on Jeff's back.*
Dr. Warner: Let out a big breath for me, son.
Jeff: *Nervously* WHY?!
Dr. Warner: To...Check your breathing.
Jeff: Oh...Right...*Nervous Laughter*
*Jeff lets out a big breath of air as Dr. Warner listens.*
Dr. Warner: Good...A Little tense...But good.
*Dr. Warner writes On His paper as Jeff nervously waits.*
Dr. Warner: Now i'm going to check your reflexes.
*Dr. Warner grabs his reflex hammer and proceeds to check Jeff's reflexes.*
Dr. Warner: Everything seems good. You're all done.
*Dr. Warner Turns around and writes on his paper.*
Jeff: Really?....*Smiles* Its all done?!
Dr. Warner: Yep...
*Jeff raises his arms in the air in celebration as "HALLELUJAH" Plays...3 seconds later the music comes to an abrubt stop.*
Dr. Warner: Just as soon as we finish the last part. Please drop your trousers.
*Jeff's face goes from happyness and relief into a complete look of shock and horror as his eyes bulge out and the episode ends.*
*The End credits start to roll down as a split screen appears with the end of the episode. Brad is shown sitting in the living room when Adam walks In.*
Adam: Hey, Brad.
Brad: Adam? I Thought you were leaving forever?
Adam: Well Brad..I Was going to. But I Learnt something on my quest for spirituality...You see you can go out and try to find yourself and possibly even the meaning of life....But the truth is, The meaning of life is with you from the very beggining. Friends, Family, Home...Its all part of the ultimate meaning of life, my friend...And No Matter where you go, You will never truly find a place like home.
Brad: Wow, Adam...Thats very insightful and beautiful. I Guess you really have learnt Alot this past week.
Adam:....Nah, Not really...I Just ran out of money and missed seeing Kim in a towel when she got out of the shower.
*Adam walks Into his room as Brad looks oddly in his direction.*
Adam Collins - Chad Doody
Brad Fulton - TF
Jeff Kimble - EFD
Kim Stevens - Brooke Anne Smith
Walter Munson - William Daniels
GUEST STARS
Dean Sanders - Ed Begley Jr.
Dr. Warner - David Hasselhoff
Max Hoover - Fred Willard
George - Brenden Jefferson
Receptionist - Angela Watson
Waiting Room Man - French Stewart
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*Brad & Jeff are shown sitting on the couch when Adam walks Out of his bedroom with a suitcase.*
Adam: Well Guys....I'm Leaving forever.
Brad: Ok, Bye.
Jeff: Any Particular reason?
Adam:....Nope.
Brad: Ok, Bye.
Adam: I Just feel like i need some kind of change in my life.
Jeff: Did you try changing your underwear?
Adam: Dude...Its Not Arbor Day.
Jeff: THATS UNSANITARY!
Adam: I Love you guys....Especially Kim. But you must be brave and move on.
Brad: Ok, Bye.
Adam: Fairwell.
*Adam takes one last look at the apartment before walking out.*
Jeff: Should we get a new roomate now?
Brad: Why?...Not Like Adam actually payed any rent.
Jeff: I Dunno, Man...This doesnt feel right. Adam is our friend!
Brad: You Get your own room now.
Jeff:.....Ok!
(Themesong: "Different People" By No Doubt)
*The Outside of Franklin Delano Roosevelt high is shown. The Inside of the cafeteria is then shown as Jeff & George are eating Lunch.*
Jeff: Hey George, Could you do me a favor and take notes for me in Biology tommorow?
George: Why? Where you gonna be?
Jeff: I Have A Doctor's Appointment.
George: Anything serious or just a checkup?
Jeff: A Physical.
George: Oh Man...I Pity you.
Jeff: Why?
George:...Jeff....Have you ever gotten a physical before?
Jeff: No.
George: You DO Know what they do in physicals....Right?
Jeff: No...What?
*George Whispers In Jeff's ear*
Jeff: They Touch WHAT?!
*George Whispers again in Jeff's ear.*
Jeff: THATS UNSANITARY!
George: I Couldnt agree more, But its the truth.
*Jeff is shown looking horrified. The Apartment Is then shown as Brad is sitting on the couch reading when theres a knock on the door. He answers it and sees Mr. Munson.*
Brad: Hey, Mr. Munson.
Mr. Munson: Hello, Mr. Fulton...How are you on this fine day?
Brad: Uhhh....Fine.
Mr. Munson: Whats the problem, My Boy?
Brad: Its just....Usually when you come over you have a reason....Like to yell at us about something Or get the rent.
Mr. Munson: Normally that is the case, But today i am in an excellent mood.
Brad: Because Adam's gone?
Mr. Munson: Adam is gone?....Well that just makes things better.
Brad: So what are you so happy about?
Mr. Munson: No Reason Inparticular, Although i did get a big tax refund.
Brad: *Smiles* Does that mean we dont have to pay rent this month?
Mr. Munson: *Starts Laughing Hysterically* Good One, Mr. Fulton.
*Brad groans*
Mr. Munson: So what have you been up to?
Brad: I Was just doing some reading.
Mr. Munson: Oh Yes...a College Student in the prime of his education. What Literal classic have you been reading?
Brad: Babar.
Mr. Munson:....Babar?
Brad: Yeah...I Always really enjoyed Babar. Besides, Its only for recreatonal purposes...Its not like Adam who trys to read The Cat In The Hat and pass it off as a reading assignment.
*Kim Walks In.*
Kim: Hi, Mr. Munson...Did we do something wrong?
Mr. Munson: No!....Cant i just come by and chat with some of my friends?
Kim: I Dont Know...Can you?
Mr. Munson: I Assumed We have known each other long enough to pass the Landlord/Tenant relationship and become friends.
Brad: *Smiles* Does that mean we dont have to pay rent this month?
Mr. Munson: Of course you have to pay the rent.
Brad: Then you're NO friend of mine.
*Brad walks into the other room.*
Mr. Munson: What about you, Kim?
Kim: ...Have you been drinking, Mr. Munson?
*Mr. Munson gets an angry look and walks out the door. He is then shown on the outside of the apartment.*
Mr. Munson: Bah....
*Jeff walks up to Mr. Munson*
Jeff: Hey, Mr. Munson. I Was wondering if...
Mr. Munson: You wanted to hang out?
Jeff:...Actually I Just wanted advice.
Mr. Munson: Want Want Want...Thats the only time you people ever come to me. Well who needs you...I'll go and make my own friends.
*Mr. Munson storms off as Jeff Looks confused. Jeff then walks in the apartment and sees Kim.*
Jeff: Kim, Is Brad here? I Need some advice.
Kim: Well, Maybe i can help you.
Jeff: No...I REALLY Dont think you're qualified for this kind of advice.
Kim: Try Me.
Jeff: Not Gonna...
Kim: Oh come On, Jeff...We're friends. You can tell me anything you want to tell Brad.
Jeff: You sure?
Kim: Yes!
Jeff: Ok...I Have to go get a physical and i'm afraid of the doctor touching my...
Kim: *Yelling* BRAD, JEFF NEEDS SOME ADVICE.
*Kim Walks into her bedroom as Brad walks Out.*
Brad: Whats Up, Man?
Jeff: Physicals...You ever had one?
Brad: Yeah, Alot of em. I Was on the soccer team in high school.
Jeff: I Need you to confirm that a rumor is not true...I REALLY Need you to tell me this isnt true....Is it true that the doctor...
Brad: Yes, Jeff...I'm Sorry to say it, But he does.
*Jeff sits down and begins to cry.*
Brad: Why do you need a physical anyway?
Jeff: My Mom's making me go. Can you believe that? I'm out and living on my own...Yet because i'm not 18 yet, My Mom still has authority over me going to the doctor.
*Brad starts laughing*
Jeff: Not funny, Dude.
Brad: Oh Yes...Yes it is. *Starts cracking up*
Jeff: Do you have ANY Helpful advice at all?
Brad: Well...You're pretty much screwed either way.
Jeff: What do you mean?
Brad: Well, Getting a Man is of course going to be a very horrible experience...But getting a Woman doctor, As good as it may sound at first, Is an even MORE Awkward experience.
Jeff: Oh God...I Didnt even think of that.
Brad: The Best hope for you is getting a really skinny and unattractive male doctor..That way, You'll have absolutely no embarassment since they're most likely worse off. The LAST Thing you want is some good looking muscular guy. Chances are hes alot bigger than you...In More ways then one.
*Jeff Looks horrified*
Brad: And you REALLY Wanna hope you dont get some old lady or something...Cause that'd just be weird.
Jeff: You're Not Helping Anymore, Brad.
Brad: Sorry...And good luck.
*Brad pats Jeff on the back and walks out the door as Jeff sits down on the couch looking scared. Mr. Munson is then shown walking down the street.*
Mr. Munson: Now how on earth is this done?...
*A Man is walking by when Mr. Munson stops him.*
Mr. Munson: Excuse Me, Would you like to engage in social activity?
Man: Why Yes...Yes, I Would.
Mr. Munson: Great! I'm Walter Munson.
Man: I'm Max Hoover.
Mr. Munson: So How about a cup of coffee? Of course I Will pay for it.
Max: Sounds Great!
*Mr. Munson and Max walk off. Jeff is then shown sitting on the couch thinking when theres a knock on the door. Jeff answers and sees Dean Sanders.*
Jeff: Can I Help you?
Dean Sanders: I'm Dean Sanders from the University, Brad wanted me to come by and talk to him about next week's lesson plan.
Jeff: He had to go out, But he should be right back. You can have a seat while you wait.
Dean Sanders: Thanks.
*Dean Sanders sits down on the couch as Jeff sits down next to him.*
Jeff: Dean...I Know we've never actually met before, But I'm Planning on attending your college next year, And i was wondering if i could ask you a question.
Dean Sanders: Whats That, Son?
Jeff: ...Have you ever gotten a Physical?
Dean Sanders: Of Course. Why?
Jeff: How do you handle the part where they...where they....
Dean Sanders: "Go Into No Mans Land"?
Jeff: Yeah...That.
Dean Sanders: Well...Its not pleasent for anyone, And I'd Like to tell you it gets easier with experience.
Jeff: It does?
Dean Sanders: No, I Said I'd LIKE To tell you that....But the truth is i'm still quite horrified everytime it happens.
Jeff: So what do you do?
Dean Sanders: I Just Tough it out, And when its done...Do my best to block the memory out of my head.
Jeff: Well..Thanks for the advice.
Dean Sanders: Anytime...What was your name?
Jeff: Jeff.
Dean Sanders: Anytime, Jeff. Nice to meet you.
*Jeff & Dean Sanders shake hands. Mr. Munson & Max are then shown in the coffee shop drinking coffees at a table.*
Max: I'm Very glad you invited me for coffee, Walter.
Mr. Munson: And I'm Very glad you accepted. I'm afraid i dont get much of a chance to get out anymore...And its about time i made some friends.
Max: I'm In the same Boat, Walter. I'm Tired of being lonely.
Mr. Munson Well then i suppose its good we found each other.
Max: It Sure Is, Walter...*Grabs Mr. Munson's hand and holds it.*...It Sure Is.
*Max smiles and makes his eyebrows go up and down as Mr. Munson Looks extremely uncomfortable. Mr. Munson then stands up and walks away without saying a word as Max Looks confused. Jeff is then shown walking into the Hospital when he walks up to the front desk.*
Jeff: Hi, I'm Jeff Kimble...I'm Here for a *Gulps* Physical.
Receptionist: Ok, Have a seat sir.
*Jeff sits down in the waiting room.*
Jeff: I'm Here for a physical...
Man Sitting Next To Jeff: I'm So Sorry.
*Jeff Looks depressed When An Old Woman comes In.*
Old Woman: Jeff Kimble...
*Jeff Looks Horrified.*
Old Woman: JEFF KIMBLE?
*Jeff slowly walks up towards the old woman and starts to cry. They then walk into a back room.*
Old Woman: Have a seat.
*Jeff sits down on doctor's thingy.*
Jeff: So...*Gulps* You're giving me the physical?
Old Woman: No..I'm Just the Nurse. The doctor will be right in with you.
*The Old Nurse walks out as Jeff lets out a huge sigh.*
Jeff: Ok, Jeff...Keep yourself together. Just gotta remember Brad's advice.
*Jeff looks up and thinks as a Bubble with Brad appears over his head.*
Brad In Flashback: The LAST Thing you want is some good looking muscular guy. Chances are hes alot bigger than you...In More ways then one.
*Just then a large Muscular man walks In wearing a white coat.*
Muscular Man: Hello, I'm Dr. Warner.
Jeff: Aw...Crap.
Dr. Warner: And before you ask, I Am Not that guy from Knight Rider...I Just bare a striking resemblance to him. However in my opinion, I Am the better looker.
Jeff;...Whats Knight Rider?
Dr. Warner: Ok Ok, The Man from Baywatch.
Jeff:...They have men on Baywatch?
Dr. Warner: Enough about that, Lets get to the Physical.
*Dr. Warner walks over and puts a rubber glove on his hand.*
Jeff: ...Thank You For Sanitizing Your Hand For my protection, Sir.
Dr. Warner: I'm going to listen to your heart.
*Dr. Warner grabs his stethoscopes and listens to Jeff's heart.*
Dr. Warner: Seems Normal. Let me check your breathing.
*Dr. Warner gets behind Jeff and puts the stethoscopes on Jeff's back.*
Dr. Warner: Let out a big breath for me, son.
Jeff: *Nervously* WHY?!
Dr. Warner: To...Check your breathing.
Jeff: Oh...Right...*Nervous Laughter*
*Jeff lets out a big breath of air as Dr. Warner listens.*
Dr. Warner: Good...A Little tense...But good.
*Dr. Warner writes On His paper as Jeff nervously waits.*
Dr. Warner: Now i'm going to check your reflexes.
*Dr. Warner grabs his reflex hammer and proceeds to check Jeff's reflexes.*
Dr. Warner: Everything seems good. You're all done.
*Dr. Warner Turns around and writes on his paper.*
Jeff: Really?....*Smiles* Its all done?!
Dr. Warner: Yep...
*Jeff raises his arms in the air in celebration as "HALLELUJAH" Plays...3 seconds later the music comes to an abrubt stop.*
Dr. Warner: Just as soon as we finish the last part. Please drop your trousers.
*Jeff's face goes from happyness and relief into a complete look of shock and horror as his eyes bulge out and the episode ends.*
*The End credits start to roll down as a split screen appears with the end of the episode. Brad is shown sitting in the living room when Adam walks In.*
Adam: Hey, Brad.
Brad: Adam? I Thought you were leaving forever?
Adam: Well Brad..I Was going to. But I Learnt something on my quest for spirituality...You see you can go out and try to find yourself and possibly even the meaning of life....But the truth is, The meaning of life is with you from the very beggining. Friends, Family, Home...Its all part of the ultimate meaning of life, my friend...And No Matter where you go, You will never truly find a place like home.
Brad: Wow, Adam...Thats very insightful and beautiful. I Guess you really have learnt Alot this past week.
Adam:....Nah, Not really...I Just ran out of money and missed seeing Kim in a towel when she got out of the shower.
*Adam walks Into his room as Brad looks oddly in his direction.*