C Doody
11-12-2004, 12:27 AM
CAST
Adam Collins - Chad Doody
Brad Fulton - TF
Jeff Kimble - EFD
Kim Stevens - Brooke Anne Smith
Walter Munson - William Daniels
GUEST STARS
Tex Longmile - Chuck Norris
Margo Dixon - Rachel Nichols
George - Brenden Jefferson
Mail Conspiracy Guy- Thomas Haden Church
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*Brad & Kim are shown sitting On the couch when Adam walks In.*
Adam: Hey, Guys. Wanna meet my new Bud?
Brad: YOU Made a friend?
*Kim elbows Brad as he coughs in pain.*
Kim: We'd Love to, Adam.
Adam: Ok, Lemme go get him.
*Adam walks back out.*
Brad: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
Kim: Be nice to Adam...Its good that hes making some new friends.
Brad: True. Maybe Now he wont wanna hang out with us as much.
Kim: *Rolls Eyes* I'm Serious, Brad...Adam may be a bit.....
Brad: Stupid?
Kim: No
Brad: Dumb?
Kim: No
Brad: Messed up in the head?
Kim: N.....Ok, Yeah...That One.
*Brad Nods.*
Kim: But hes still a person with feelings, And hes our friend. So You really should be nice to him....Hes not as bad as you say he is.
Brad: Maybe you're right.
*Adam walks In.*
Adam: Guys, I'd like you to meet my friend Tex Longmile.
*Brad & Kim look around.*
Brad: Where is he?
Adam: *Points next to himself* Right There.
Kim: Adam...We dont see anyone.
Adam: *Rolls Eyes* Of course you dont....Hes Invisible!
*Kim & Brad look at each other.*
Kim: Yeah Ok, Hes Stupid.
(Themesong: "Different People" By No Doubt)
*The Outside of A Building with "Franklin Delano Roosevelt High School" On the front is shown. Jeff is shown inside walking down the hallway when a girl walks up to him.*
Girl: *Smiles* Hi, Jeff.
Jeff: *Blushing* Hi, Margo.
Margo: We still on for tonight?
Jeff: You Bet!
*Margo Kisses Jeff on the cheek and walks away as a guy walks up to Jeff.*
George: I Still cant believe it....You and Margo Dixon....A COUPLE.
Jeff: Its really not that shocking, George.
George: For you it is.
Jeff: I've had A Bunch of girlfriends.
George: A Bunch?
Jeff: Well...Some.
George: ...
Jeff: Ok, Ok....One.
George: *Laughs* Well, You sure picked a fine one to start with. And when i say fine...I Mean FINE!
Jeff: She sure is. I Think this is gonna work out Great, George. It couldnt be better!
George: I Gotta get to class. I'll catch up with ya later.
Jeff: Seeya, George.
*George walks Off as Jeff walks into the bathroom. Girls are heard screaming and run out.*
Jeff: *Yelling* Sorry...
*Jeff is shown inside the Girl's bathroom about to walk out when Margo comes out of a stall.*
Margo: Jeff?....*Laughs* What are you doing in the girl's bathroom?
Jeff: It was a HORRIBLE....HORRIBLE....*Looks Around* Well...Not THAT Horrible mistake.
*Margo Laughs and walks towards the door.*
Jeff: Wait....Arent you gonna wash your hands?
Margo: No...Why?
Jeff: Uhhhh.....Nothing.
*Margo looks at Jeff oddly and walks out of the bathroom as Jeff looks horrified. The Apartment is then shown as theres a knock on the door and Kim Answers. A Man is shown on the other side.*
Man: Pardon Me, Maam....But i thought you should know i just seen some punk trying to steal letters from your mailbox.
Kim: ....You Mean the Mailman?
Man: I've spotted This "Mail Man" Stealing letters from multiple mailboxes.....But not to worry, I'm Going to get to the bottom of this.
*The Man walks away as Kim shakes her head and Adam walks In.*
Adam: Hey, I Know that guy...He used to live next door to my parents......Very Wise Man.
Kim: Adam, That Guy thinks the Mail Man is behind some conspiracy to steal letters from peoples' mailboxes.
Adam: ...You Mean hes not?
*Kim shakes her head and laughs, Brad then walks In.*
Adam: Hey Brad, Could i Use your Waffle Iron?
Brad: HEY...I Told you to never make Waffles again since the fire.
Adam: That wasnt my fault....Besides, They're not for me. They're for Tex. Waffles are his favorite.
Brad: Tex? Dont tell me you're still doing that imaginary friend crap.
Adam: Hes not Imaginary, Hes invisible. And i dont think you should be talking about him like that....It upsets him.
Brad: *Sarcasticly* Oh Gee, I'm So Frightened.
Adam: You dont know what you're getting yourself into, Brad....Tex Longmile is from Texas. Hes pretty tough.
Brad: He must be tough to put up with you all day. Get real, Adam....Hes not real!
Adam: Alright, Brad....Cant say I Didnt warn ya.
Brad: *Laughs* Yeah, Alright.
*Adam walks into his room.*
Kim: Werent you a little rough on him?
Brad: Are you kidding me? Dont tell me you actually believe Adam has some imaginary Texas friend.
Kim: Of course not. But thats no reason to be mean to him.
Brad: Believe me, Kim....I've known Adam just a little bit longer than you have. The only way to deal with his stupidity is to let him know just how stupid he is.
Kim: Whatever you say. I'm gonna go return my Library Books. See Ya.
Brad: See Ya.
*Kim walks out as Brad sits down on the couch.*
Brad: *Laughs* Tex Longmile.
Voice: Yes?
*Brad Looks over confused and sees a Man standing in a brown trenchcoat and cowboy hat.*
Brad: Who are you?
Man: The Names Tex Longmile.
Brad: Whaaaaa?
Tex Longmile: *Squints* You been saying i dont exist?
Brad: ADAAAAAAM
*Adam comes running out.*
Adam: What is it?
*Brad Looks over where Longmile was standing and sees nothing.*
Brad: Alright, Whats the gag?
Adam: Huh?
Brad: Lemme Guess, You Payed some guy to play Tex Longmile and try to teach me a lesson. Right?
Adam: What are you talking about, Man?
Brad: Uhh....Nothing......Nothing at all.
*Adam Looks at Brad oddly*
Adam: You....Sure?
Brad: Yeah...I Think so.
Adam: O....K. I'm gonna go down to Tony's Pizzaria, Wanna come with me?
Brad: No Thanks. I'm Not feeling too well.
Adam: Ok, Catch ya later.
*Adam walks out as Brad sits confused.*
Brad: I Musta been Hallucinating or something.....
Tex Longmile's Voice: Boy, If you're looking for trouble...I'll accomadate ya.
*Brad Looks over and sees Tex Longmile standing there again.*
Brad: How the heck do you do that?
Tex: Do what?
Brad: Just....Appear like that.
Tex: Lets just say i have my ways.
*Brad stands up.*
Brad: Ok....Either You're some Psycho Magician that snuck into our Apartment, Or I Overdosed on Nyquil last night.
*Tex Longmile grabs Brad by the neck and tosses him over the counter.*
Brad: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Tex: I'm Teachin you a lesson, Son.
*Mr. Munson walks In.*
Mr. Munson: Mr. Fulton, I Wanted to discuss the......Why are you laying on the floor?
Brad: That MANIAC Threw me down here.
*Mr. Munson looks around and sees no one.*
Mr. Munson: What Maniac?
Brad: The Crazy cowboy Guy....
*Mr. Munson Looks confused.*
Brad: With the beard...And the hat.
Mr. Munson: Perhaps i should come back later.
Brad: NO, MR. MUNSON....
Mr. Munson: What is it, Mr. Fulton?
Brad: You cant leave me.....He'll come back.
*Mr. Munson looks down Blinking at Brad for a few seconds, Then turns around and walks out without saying another word.*
Tex Longmile: I Have a Hunch he didnt believe ya.
*Brad Looks up in horror. Jeff is then shown sitting in the high school cafeteria looking upset when George walks up and sits down.*
George: Hey, Man.
*Jeff says nothing.*
George: Jeff?
*Jeff says nothing*
George: *Waves Hand* Earth To Jeff.
Jeff: Oh....Hi, George.
George: Whats wrong?
Jeff: Its Margo...
George: *Looking Sympathetic* She dumped you?
Jeff: Worse...
George: *Confused* Shes cheating on you?
Jeff: Worse...
George: I Give up.
Jeff: Today...I Accidently walked into the girl's bathroom. And she was in there...And she walked out........WITHOUT WASHING HER HANDS!
George: ....And....?
Jeff: What do you mean And?! SHE DIDNT WASH HER HANDS AFTER USING THE BATHROOM.......THATS UNSANITARY!
George: Ok, I'll admit....That is pretty nasty. But its not like its the end of the world or anything.
Jeff: Not yet anyway....
George: Huh?
Jeff: Uncleanliness will eventually lead to the demise of The Human Population as we know it. Germs, Bacteria, Diseases......All because some people cant take 30 seconds to wash their hands. Its sad, Really.
George: You Know....I Never actually thought of that.
Jeff: Horrifying, Isnt it?
George: No....Just weird.......REALLY Weird.
Jeff: I Gotta break it off.
George: WHAT?!
Jeff: I Refuse to date an Unsanitary Girl....No Matter how hot she is.
George: Man....You're Nuts.
Jeff: Maybe so George....Maybe So. But at least I'm A Sanitary Nut.
*George shakes his head. Brad is then shown down on his knees as Tex Longmile looks down.*
Brad: PLEASE MR. LONGMILE....SPARE MY PUNY LIFE! I'M YOUNG AND....
*Tex Longmile picks Brad up and elbows him in the stomach, Then Punches him 3 times and tosses him across the room. Brad lays in pain and fear.*
Tex Longmile: Had enough, BOY?!
Brad: YES.....YES I HAVE.
Tex Longmile: Too Bad!
*Tex Picks Brad up as Brad screams in horror, Tex then begins to strangle Brad.*
Brad: WHYYYY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
Tex Longmile: Well...Tossing you across the room the first time was revenge for not believing in me, Tossing you across the room the 2nd time was for Being mean to Adam.
Brad: *Out of Breath* Whats the strangling for?
Tex Longmile: *Smiles* Personal Amusement.
*Tex shoves Brad down.*
Brad: *Sucks Thumb* MOMMY....
Tex: You're Pathetic.
*Tex Longmile laughs and walks out the door as Brad continues to suck his thumb. The Hallway of the highschool is shown again as Margo gets a drink out of the waterfountain and Jeff walks Up.*
Jeff: Margo...Could we talk?
Margo: Sure, Jeffy.
Jeff: *Whispering To Himself And Feeling Bad* Jeffy...
Margo: So what is it?
Jeff: I Think that we should......You Know.....Break Up.
Margo: Break Up?!....But Why?
Jeff: Its just not working out.
Margo: I Dont get it, Jeffy...Whats going wrong?
Jeff: Its Nothing
Margo: Tell Me!
Jeff: YOU'RE UNSANITARY, YA HAPPY?!
Margo: Unsanitary?!
Jeff: Today in the bathroom....You walked out without washing your hands...
Margo: Jeff, I...
Jeff: I'm Sorry, But i refuse to go out with someone that has hygiene issues.
Margo: But...
Jeff: No, Margo.......Just Go....
Margo: Fine.....Goodbye, Jeff.
*Margo starts to walk off, Then turns around.*
Margo: Oh, And by the way...The only thing i was doing in that stall was fixing my make up. So there was no reason to wash my hands.
*Jeff Looks shocked.*
Margo: *Sarcastic Smile* Bye...."Jeffy".
*Margo walks off as Jeff stands in a complete state of shock, George then comes walking around the corner.*
George: I Heard everything, Man....Harsh.
*Jeff continues to stand without blinking or moving.*
George: You wanna talk about it?
*Jeff Continues his state of shock. George puts his arm around Jeff and drags him down the hallway. The Apartment is then shown again as Brad lays sucking his thumb. Adam & Kim then walk In.*
Kim: Brad?....What Happened?
Brad: Attacked....Me.....Attacked.
Adam: Who did this to you, Man?
Brad: Longmile......Tex Longmile.
Kim: Tex Longmile? Adam's Imagin...I Mean Invisbile friend?
Brad: Yes......Hes Real......HES REAL....
Adam: Uhhh....Brad. I Hate to break the news to you, But Tex Longmile was never real.
*Brad Stands up and grabs Adam by the collar of his shirt.*
Brad: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WAS NEVER REAL?!
Adam: While i obviously denyed it, Tex Longmile was generally nothing more than an extension of my vivid imagination. Its also a comfort source making up for my lack of a social life, And A Portrait of my Psychological well being.
*Kim & Brad Look at Adam confused.*
Adam: ......Or So My Psychiatrist tells me.
Brad: But.....How can that be?......How could i have been attacked if hes not real?
Kim: Maybe you felt guilty about making fun of Adam, And your mind was playing subliminal tricks on you.
Brad: But....The Violence.....THE PAIN!
Adam: *Laughs* You wanna talk pain? Try sticking your finger in an electric socket sometime. It Hurts....Believe Me, I Know.
*Brad & Kim Look at Adam oddly as the scene ends.*
*The End credits start to roll down as a split screen appears with the end of the episode. Mr. Munson is shown waking up in the middle of the night and walking into the Kitchen when he sees Tex Longmile going through his fridge.*
Mr. Munson: Whos There?
Tex Longmile: Names Tex Longmile......You wouldnt happen to have any waffles, would ya?
*Mr. Munson stands blinking for a few seconds, Then walks back towards his bedroom.*
Mr. Munson: I Seriously need to consider moving...
Adam Collins - Chad Doody
Brad Fulton - TF
Jeff Kimble - EFD
Kim Stevens - Brooke Anne Smith
Walter Munson - William Daniels
GUEST STARS
Tex Longmile - Chuck Norris
Margo Dixon - Rachel Nichols
George - Brenden Jefferson
Mail Conspiracy Guy- Thomas Haden Church
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*Brad & Kim are shown sitting On the couch when Adam walks In.*
Adam: Hey, Guys. Wanna meet my new Bud?
Brad: YOU Made a friend?
*Kim elbows Brad as he coughs in pain.*
Kim: We'd Love to, Adam.
Adam: Ok, Lemme go get him.
*Adam walks back out.*
Brad: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
Kim: Be nice to Adam...Its good that hes making some new friends.
Brad: True. Maybe Now he wont wanna hang out with us as much.
Kim: *Rolls Eyes* I'm Serious, Brad...Adam may be a bit.....
Brad: Stupid?
Kim: No
Brad: Dumb?
Kim: No
Brad: Messed up in the head?
Kim: N.....Ok, Yeah...That One.
*Brad Nods.*
Kim: But hes still a person with feelings, And hes our friend. So You really should be nice to him....Hes not as bad as you say he is.
Brad: Maybe you're right.
*Adam walks In.*
Adam: Guys, I'd like you to meet my friend Tex Longmile.
*Brad & Kim look around.*
Brad: Where is he?
Adam: *Points next to himself* Right There.
Kim: Adam...We dont see anyone.
Adam: *Rolls Eyes* Of course you dont....Hes Invisible!
*Kim & Brad look at each other.*
Kim: Yeah Ok, Hes Stupid.
(Themesong: "Different People" By No Doubt)
*The Outside of A Building with "Franklin Delano Roosevelt High School" On the front is shown. Jeff is shown inside walking down the hallway when a girl walks up to him.*
Girl: *Smiles* Hi, Jeff.
Jeff: *Blushing* Hi, Margo.
Margo: We still on for tonight?
Jeff: You Bet!
*Margo Kisses Jeff on the cheek and walks away as a guy walks up to Jeff.*
George: I Still cant believe it....You and Margo Dixon....A COUPLE.
Jeff: Its really not that shocking, George.
George: For you it is.
Jeff: I've had A Bunch of girlfriends.
George: A Bunch?
Jeff: Well...Some.
George: ...
Jeff: Ok, Ok....One.
George: *Laughs* Well, You sure picked a fine one to start with. And when i say fine...I Mean FINE!
Jeff: She sure is. I Think this is gonna work out Great, George. It couldnt be better!
George: I Gotta get to class. I'll catch up with ya later.
Jeff: Seeya, George.
*George walks Off as Jeff walks into the bathroom. Girls are heard screaming and run out.*
Jeff: *Yelling* Sorry...
*Jeff is shown inside the Girl's bathroom about to walk out when Margo comes out of a stall.*
Margo: Jeff?....*Laughs* What are you doing in the girl's bathroom?
Jeff: It was a HORRIBLE....HORRIBLE....*Looks Around* Well...Not THAT Horrible mistake.
*Margo Laughs and walks towards the door.*
Jeff: Wait....Arent you gonna wash your hands?
Margo: No...Why?
Jeff: Uhhhh.....Nothing.
*Margo looks at Jeff oddly and walks out of the bathroom as Jeff looks horrified. The Apartment is then shown as theres a knock on the door and Kim Answers. A Man is shown on the other side.*
Man: Pardon Me, Maam....But i thought you should know i just seen some punk trying to steal letters from your mailbox.
Kim: ....You Mean the Mailman?
Man: I've spotted This "Mail Man" Stealing letters from multiple mailboxes.....But not to worry, I'm Going to get to the bottom of this.
*The Man walks away as Kim shakes her head and Adam walks In.*
Adam: Hey, I Know that guy...He used to live next door to my parents......Very Wise Man.
Kim: Adam, That Guy thinks the Mail Man is behind some conspiracy to steal letters from peoples' mailboxes.
Adam: ...You Mean hes not?
*Kim shakes her head and laughs, Brad then walks In.*
Adam: Hey Brad, Could i Use your Waffle Iron?
Brad: HEY...I Told you to never make Waffles again since the fire.
Adam: That wasnt my fault....Besides, They're not for me. They're for Tex. Waffles are his favorite.
Brad: Tex? Dont tell me you're still doing that imaginary friend crap.
Adam: Hes not Imaginary, Hes invisible. And i dont think you should be talking about him like that....It upsets him.
Brad: *Sarcasticly* Oh Gee, I'm So Frightened.
Adam: You dont know what you're getting yourself into, Brad....Tex Longmile is from Texas. Hes pretty tough.
Brad: He must be tough to put up with you all day. Get real, Adam....Hes not real!
Adam: Alright, Brad....Cant say I Didnt warn ya.
Brad: *Laughs* Yeah, Alright.
*Adam walks into his room.*
Kim: Werent you a little rough on him?
Brad: Are you kidding me? Dont tell me you actually believe Adam has some imaginary Texas friend.
Kim: Of course not. But thats no reason to be mean to him.
Brad: Believe me, Kim....I've known Adam just a little bit longer than you have. The only way to deal with his stupidity is to let him know just how stupid he is.
Kim: Whatever you say. I'm gonna go return my Library Books. See Ya.
Brad: See Ya.
*Kim walks out as Brad sits down on the couch.*
Brad: *Laughs* Tex Longmile.
Voice: Yes?
*Brad Looks over confused and sees a Man standing in a brown trenchcoat and cowboy hat.*
Brad: Who are you?
Man: The Names Tex Longmile.
Brad: Whaaaaa?
Tex Longmile: *Squints* You been saying i dont exist?
Brad: ADAAAAAAM
*Adam comes running out.*
Adam: What is it?
*Brad Looks over where Longmile was standing and sees nothing.*
Brad: Alright, Whats the gag?
Adam: Huh?
Brad: Lemme Guess, You Payed some guy to play Tex Longmile and try to teach me a lesson. Right?
Adam: What are you talking about, Man?
Brad: Uhh....Nothing......Nothing at all.
*Adam Looks at Brad oddly*
Adam: You....Sure?
Brad: Yeah...I Think so.
Adam: O....K. I'm gonna go down to Tony's Pizzaria, Wanna come with me?
Brad: No Thanks. I'm Not feeling too well.
Adam: Ok, Catch ya later.
*Adam walks out as Brad sits confused.*
Brad: I Musta been Hallucinating or something.....
Tex Longmile's Voice: Boy, If you're looking for trouble...I'll accomadate ya.
*Brad Looks over and sees Tex Longmile standing there again.*
Brad: How the heck do you do that?
Tex: Do what?
Brad: Just....Appear like that.
Tex: Lets just say i have my ways.
*Brad stands up.*
Brad: Ok....Either You're some Psycho Magician that snuck into our Apartment, Or I Overdosed on Nyquil last night.
*Tex Longmile grabs Brad by the neck and tosses him over the counter.*
Brad: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Tex: I'm Teachin you a lesson, Son.
*Mr. Munson walks In.*
Mr. Munson: Mr. Fulton, I Wanted to discuss the......Why are you laying on the floor?
Brad: That MANIAC Threw me down here.
*Mr. Munson looks around and sees no one.*
Mr. Munson: What Maniac?
Brad: The Crazy cowboy Guy....
*Mr. Munson Looks confused.*
Brad: With the beard...And the hat.
Mr. Munson: Perhaps i should come back later.
Brad: NO, MR. MUNSON....
Mr. Munson: What is it, Mr. Fulton?
Brad: You cant leave me.....He'll come back.
*Mr. Munson looks down Blinking at Brad for a few seconds, Then turns around and walks out without saying another word.*
Tex Longmile: I Have a Hunch he didnt believe ya.
*Brad Looks up in horror. Jeff is then shown sitting in the high school cafeteria looking upset when George walks up and sits down.*
George: Hey, Man.
*Jeff says nothing.*
George: Jeff?
*Jeff says nothing*
George: *Waves Hand* Earth To Jeff.
Jeff: Oh....Hi, George.
George: Whats wrong?
Jeff: Its Margo...
George: *Looking Sympathetic* She dumped you?
Jeff: Worse...
George: *Confused* Shes cheating on you?
Jeff: Worse...
George: I Give up.
Jeff: Today...I Accidently walked into the girl's bathroom. And she was in there...And she walked out........WITHOUT WASHING HER HANDS!
George: ....And....?
Jeff: What do you mean And?! SHE DIDNT WASH HER HANDS AFTER USING THE BATHROOM.......THATS UNSANITARY!
George: Ok, I'll admit....That is pretty nasty. But its not like its the end of the world or anything.
Jeff: Not yet anyway....
George: Huh?
Jeff: Uncleanliness will eventually lead to the demise of The Human Population as we know it. Germs, Bacteria, Diseases......All because some people cant take 30 seconds to wash their hands. Its sad, Really.
George: You Know....I Never actually thought of that.
Jeff: Horrifying, Isnt it?
George: No....Just weird.......REALLY Weird.
Jeff: I Gotta break it off.
George: WHAT?!
Jeff: I Refuse to date an Unsanitary Girl....No Matter how hot she is.
George: Man....You're Nuts.
Jeff: Maybe so George....Maybe So. But at least I'm A Sanitary Nut.
*George shakes his head. Brad is then shown down on his knees as Tex Longmile looks down.*
Brad: PLEASE MR. LONGMILE....SPARE MY PUNY LIFE! I'M YOUNG AND....
*Tex Longmile picks Brad up and elbows him in the stomach, Then Punches him 3 times and tosses him across the room. Brad lays in pain and fear.*
Tex Longmile: Had enough, BOY?!
Brad: YES.....YES I HAVE.
Tex Longmile: Too Bad!
*Tex Picks Brad up as Brad screams in horror, Tex then begins to strangle Brad.*
Brad: WHYYYY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
Tex Longmile: Well...Tossing you across the room the first time was revenge for not believing in me, Tossing you across the room the 2nd time was for Being mean to Adam.
Brad: *Out of Breath* Whats the strangling for?
Tex Longmile: *Smiles* Personal Amusement.
*Tex shoves Brad down.*
Brad: *Sucks Thumb* MOMMY....
Tex: You're Pathetic.
*Tex Longmile laughs and walks out the door as Brad continues to suck his thumb. The Hallway of the highschool is shown again as Margo gets a drink out of the waterfountain and Jeff walks Up.*
Jeff: Margo...Could we talk?
Margo: Sure, Jeffy.
Jeff: *Whispering To Himself And Feeling Bad* Jeffy...
Margo: So what is it?
Jeff: I Think that we should......You Know.....Break Up.
Margo: Break Up?!....But Why?
Jeff: Its just not working out.
Margo: I Dont get it, Jeffy...Whats going wrong?
Jeff: Its Nothing
Margo: Tell Me!
Jeff: YOU'RE UNSANITARY, YA HAPPY?!
Margo: Unsanitary?!
Jeff: Today in the bathroom....You walked out without washing your hands...
Margo: Jeff, I...
Jeff: I'm Sorry, But i refuse to go out with someone that has hygiene issues.
Margo: But...
Jeff: No, Margo.......Just Go....
Margo: Fine.....Goodbye, Jeff.
*Margo starts to walk off, Then turns around.*
Margo: Oh, And by the way...The only thing i was doing in that stall was fixing my make up. So there was no reason to wash my hands.
*Jeff Looks shocked.*
Margo: *Sarcastic Smile* Bye...."Jeffy".
*Margo walks off as Jeff stands in a complete state of shock, George then comes walking around the corner.*
George: I Heard everything, Man....Harsh.
*Jeff continues to stand without blinking or moving.*
George: You wanna talk about it?
*Jeff Continues his state of shock. George puts his arm around Jeff and drags him down the hallway. The Apartment is then shown again as Brad lays sucking his thumb. Adam & Kim then walk In.*
Kim: Brad?....What Happened?
Brad: Attacked....Me.....Attacked.
Adam: Who did this to you, Man?
Brad: Longmile......Tex Longmile.
Kim: Tex Longmile? Adam's Imagin...I Mean Invisbile friend?
Brad: Yes......Hes Real......HES REAL....
Adam: Uhhh....Brad. I Hate to break the news to you, But Tex Longmile was never real.
*Brad Stands up and grabs Adam by the collar of his shirt.*
Brad: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WAS NEVER REAL?!
Adam: While i obviously denyed it, Tex Longmile was generally nothing more than an extension of my vivid imagination. Its also a comfort source making up for my lack of a social life, And A Portrait of my Psychological well being.
*Kim & Brad Look at Adam confused.*
Adam: ......Or So My Psychiatrist tells me.
Brad: But.....How can that be?......How could i have been attacked if hes not real?
Kim: Maybe you felt guilty about making fun of Adam, And your mind was playing subliminal tricks on you.
Brad: But....The Violence.....THE PAIN!
Adam: *Laughs* You wanna talk pain? Try sticking your finger in an electric socket sometime. It Hurts....Believe Me, I Know.
*Brad & Kim Look at Adam oddly as the scene ends.*
*The End credits start to roll down as a split screen appears with the end of the episode. Mr. Munson is shown waking up in the middle of the night and walking into the Kitchen when he sees Tex Longmile going through his fridge.*
Mr. Munson: Whos There?
Tex Longmile: Names Tex Longmile......You wouldnt happen to have any waffles, would ya?
*Mr. Munson stands blinking for a few seconds, Then walks back towards his bedroom.*
Mr. Munson: I Seriously need to consider moving...