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11-01-2004, 06:44 PM
Ep1: Jim's Secret:
Jim hides the fact that he never went to a meeting with Ruby's teacher as he promised Cheryl. Cheryl gets a call from her teacher and learns Jim never showed. Cheryl plays along with Jim until Jim realizes she knows something. Andy takes Gracie to the mall. Gracie begs and begs Andy for a new toy, but Andy refuses to buy it for her without talking to her parents first.
Ep2: Baby, We're Gonna Have One:
Cheryl learns she is pregnant. Cheryl tells Jim, Dana, and Andy the good news. Jim fears he doesn't make enough for a family of six and starts rethinking his spending habits. Dana is happy for her sister, but secretly is jealous.
Ep3: Revealing The True Feeling:
Dana learns she really wants to have a baby of her own someday before it's too late. Andy has a new girlfriend and insists on showing her off to Jim, Cheryl, and Dana. Cheryl and Jim learn that Andy's new girlfriend is a cleptomaniac.
Ep4: Taking An Opportunity:
Ruby and Gracie's constant feuding is getting on Jim and Cheryl's last nerves. Dana decides to look into artificial insemination. Dana takes out a loan to pay for the artificial insemination, and gets artificially inseminated (without telling anyone).
Ep5: Dana's Certain Glow:
Dana has a certain glow to her since she was announced pregnant by her doctor (who artificially inseminated her). Andy and Jim realize something is with Dana, due to the fact she is nice to them all of a sudden. Dana comes clean and tells Cheryl, Andy, and Jim that she got artificially inseminated and is now pregnant. They are in awe and stunned.
Ep6: The Loan Is Out:
Jim learns that Dana took out a loan to pay for the insemination. Jim tells Cheryl, who flips out completely. Dana and Cheryl get into a fight, resulting in neither of the pregnant sisters talking to each other.
Ep6: A Thanksgiving To Forget:
The family gathers for Thanksgiving, everyone shows up except a still upset Dana. Dana refuses to speak to Cheryl until she apologizes to her, and Cheryl refuses to speak to Dana until she apologizes to her. Jim and Andy have had enough of this and plan a successful way to get Cheryl and Dana to make up and get along. Their plan eventually works as the sisters share a hug and some tears.
Ep7: Hormones Or Her Moans:
With Cheryl's hormones raging due to her pregnancy, Jim is in awe of how interested Cheryl is in sex lately. Jim becomes nervous when Cheryl becomes a little more abusive with Jim. Kyle oversees Cheryl hitting Jim, and is scared of Cheryl all of a sudden.
Ep8: Telling An Adult:
Kyle tells his preschool teacher that his mom hits his dad. His teacher calls Social Services over to Jim and Cheryl's house. Cheryl and Jim try to explain everything to the teacher and Social Services, after Social Services leaves, Kyle's teacher still thinks Cheryl is hiding something. Cheryl lets her hormones loose as the teacher calls Cheryl a bad mother and wife. Dana and Andy go out for dinner, where Dana bumps into a recent ex-boyfriend of hers, and decides to play a joke on him-that she is pregnant with his kid. Andy and Dana get a kick out of their trick on Dana's ex at the restaurant.
Ep9: Return Of Roxanne:
Jim's sister, Roxanne (Jennifer Coolidge) returns with news of her and Andy's divorce never being finalized. Roxanne and Andy go out and discuss if they want to get divorced afterall or just stay married. They both end up having too much to drink and end up sleeping together at Andy's house. They decide to not get a divorce and continue their estranged marriage. Jim is unsure of Roxanne's true intentions for wanting Andy back all of a sudden.
Ep10: A Very Merry Christmas:
The family (Jim, Cheryl, Ruby, Gracie, Kyle, Dana, Andy, and Roxanne) go and rent a cabin in Wisconsin for the Christmas holiday. A 5 month pregnant Cheryl shares her pregnancy stories with a 3 month pregnant Dana. Dana's and Cheryl's pregnancies become news to Roxanne, who asks Andy if they are going to have kids or not. Andy is perplexed by the question and is unsure of how to answer it and just avoids it if all possible.
MORE EPISODES TO COME LATER....
Jim hides the fact that he never went to a meeting with Ruby's teacher as he promised Cheryl. Cheryl gets a call from her teacher and learns Jim never showed. Cheryl plays along with Jim until Jim realizes she knows something. Andy takes Gracie to the mall. Gracie begs and begs Andy for a new toy, but Andy refuses to buy it for her without talking to her parents first.
Ep2: Baby, We're Gonna Have One:
Cheryl learns she is pregnant. Cheryl tells Jim, Dana, and Andy the good news. Jim fears he doesn't make enough for a family of six and starts rethinking his spending habits. Dana is happy for her sister, but secretly is jealous.
Ep3: Revealing The True Feeling:
Dana learns she really wants to have a baby of her own someday before it's too late. Andy has a new girlfriend and insists on showing her off to Jim, Cheryl, and Dana. Cheryl and Jim learn that Andy's new girlfriend is a cleptomaniac.
Ep4: Taking An Opportunity:
Ruby and Gracie's constant feuding is getting on Jim and Cheryl's last nerves. Dana decides to look into artificial insemination. Dana takes out a loan to pay for the artificial insemination, and gets artificially inseminated (without telling anyone).
Ep5: Dana's Certain Glow:
Dana has a certain glow to her since she was announced pregnant by her doctor (who artificially inseminated her). Andy and Jim realize something is with Dana, due to the fact she is nice to them all of a sudden. Dana comes clean and tells Cheryl, Andy, and Jim that she got artificially inseminated and is now pregnant. They are in awe and stunned.
Ep6: The Loan Is Out:
Jim learns that Dana took out a loan to pay for the insemination. Jim tells Cheryl, who flips out completely. Dana and Cheryl get into a fight, resulting in neither of the pregnant sisters talking to each other.
Ep6: A Thanksgiving To Forget:
The family gathers for Thanksgiving, everyone shows up except a still upset Dana. Dana refuses to speak to Cheryl until she apologizes to her, and Cheryl refuses to speak to Dana until she apologizes to her. Jim and Andy have had enough of this and plan a successful way to get Cheryl and Dana to make up and get along. Their plan eventually works as the sisters share a hug and some tears.
Ep7: Hormones Or Her Moans:
With Cheryl's hormones raging due to her pregnancy, Jim is in awe of how interested Cheryl is in sex lately. Jim becomes nervous when Cheryl becomes a little more abusive with Jim. Kyle oversees Cheryl hitting Jim, and is scared of Cheryl all of a sudden.
Ep8: Telling An Adult:
Kyle tells his preschool teacher that his mom hits his dad. His teacher calls Social Services over to Jim and Cheryl's house. Cheryl and Jim try to explain everything to the teacher and Social Services, after Social Services leaves, Kyle's teacher still thinks Cheryl is hiding something. Cheryl lets her hormones loose as the teacher calls Cheryl a bad mother and wife. Dana and Andy go out for dinner, where Dana bumps into a recent ex-boyfriend of hers, and decides to play a joke on him-that she is pregnant with his kid. Andy and Dana get a kick out of their trick on Dana's ex at the restaurant.
Ep9: Return Of Roxanne:
Jim's sister, Roxanne (Jennifer Coolidge) returns with news of her and Andy's divorce never being finalized. Roxanne and Andy go out and discuss if they want to get divorced afterall or just stay married. They both end up having too much to drink and end up sleeping together at Andy's house. They decide to not get a divorce and continue their estranged marriage. Jim is unsure of Roxanne's true intentions for wanting Andy back all of a sudden.
Ep10: A Very Merry Christmas:
The family (Jim, Cheryl, Ruby, Gracie, Kyle, Dana, Andy, and Roxanne) go and rent a cabin in Wisconsin for the Christmas holiday. A 5 month pregnant Cheryl shares her pregnancy stories with a 3 month pregnant Dana. Dana's and Cheryl's pregnancies become news to Roxanne, who asks Andy if they are going to have kids or not. Andy is perplexed by the question and is unsure of how to answer it and just avoids it if all possible.
MORE EPISODES TO COME LATER....