*Pleasant Tomorrow*
09-25-2004, 08:59 PM
Cast:
Zoie (Frosted Flakes) as white trash daughter
Ashlee (Frankie) as white trash mama
Lynn (proud woppah) as interested fan watching
Jackie (Kara) as worddd speller
Aimee (BSB) as person who pops in for no reason
The best improvisation since the last best one presents:
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
never treats me sweet and gentle the way he should
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
i've got it bad and that ain't good
Frankie G. says:
that bastard
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
LOL
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
i know
Frankie G. says:
mother **** ill give him a peice of my mind
Frankie G. says:
where is he at?
Frankie G. says:
WHERZ HE AT?
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
AGREEDD!!
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Frankie G. says:
ill give him a pieve of my mind
Frankie G. says:
bastard
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
an undisclosed location
Frankie G. says:
no good white trash
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
you can't hurt him
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
*laffz*
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
i love him!!!
Frankie G. says:
i will call da POleece on him i will
Frankie G. says:
that bastard
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
when the weekend's over, and monday rolls around, i end up like i start out
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
just cryin' my heart out
Frankie G. says:
you dont love him sweetay piez
Frankie G. says:
you think you do but you doesnt
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
LOL!
[/B]Frankie G. says:[/B]
he brainwashin you dear
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
no, but i do!!!
Frankie G. says:
he nothing but a no good mother ****er
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
though folks with good intentions tell me to save my tears
Frankie G. says:
bastard
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
i'm glad i'm mad about him
Kara Muffmuncher says:
sjdflkajlfksjflksajklf
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
i can't live without him
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
lord above me make him love me the way he should
Frankie G. says:
run away while youi can dear
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
i got it bad and that ain't good
Frankie G. says:
soon itll be too late
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
Zoie, let it go
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
but i'm tied to a chair!!!
Frankie G. says:
he'll knock you up and youll have childrens to tend to with im
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
um...too late
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
Frankie G. says:
you stupid little **** *slaps*
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
NOOOO
Frankie G. says:
i TOLD you to get away
Frankie G. says:
i cant believe
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
*cries*
Frankie G. says:
that i raised a human being
Frankie G. says:
to BE like that
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
your her mom?
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
*youre
Frankie G. says:
i washed your clothes
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
but i can't help it!!! i'm sorry
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
i didn't know any better
Frankie G. says:
and i cooked your meals
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
YES YOU DID!
Frankie G. says:
and this is what i get in turn
Frankie G. says:
well you know what?
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
he said he had brownies in his cabin
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
WHOAA!
Frankie G. says:
when he walks out on you and leaves you with them childrens, dont you come crawlin to me no
Frankie G. says:
no sir
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
Mommy, please...
Frankie G. says:
dont you come crawlin ta ME
Frankie G. says:
i dont do that
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
He said we're going to move to a nice trailer park whenever he gets a job.
Frankie G. says:
i dont tend to white trashes
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
fine then
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
i won't
Frankie G. says:
FINE
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
Ashlee, youre a really good actress
Frankie G. says:
God damn childresn these days
Frankie G. says:
THANK YOU LYNN :BIGLOVE:
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
*sniffles*
Frankie G. says:
*back in character*
Frankie G. says:
i dont tend you white trashes and i dont tend to their nasty white trash husbands neither
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
*tear rolls down cheek*
Frankie G. says:
i aint spendin my pay on you
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
well, you know what, Mama? You know what?
Frankie G. says:
i aint watchin the childrens
Frankie G. says:
i dont wanna know nothin
Frankie G. says:
and if you come crawlin to me i will call the POleece and get out my spatula on you
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
i'm going to kill him
Frankie G. says:
ya hear?
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
that's what I'll do
Frankie G. says:
u aint killin no one
Frankie G. says:
yous runnin away
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
but mama!
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
i want to kill him
Frankie G. says:
and if you doesnt, as i said i isnt helpin you none
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
fine
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
this is like, the best soap opera ever!
Frankie G. says:
FINE
Frankie G. says:
lol
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
*packs knapsack*
Frankie G. says:
go on now
Frankie G. says:
get
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
but my 58.5 children don't fit in the bag
Frankie G. says:
and take your smelly worthless excuse for a man with ye
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
ZOIE!
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
*tear*
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
you want me to bring Billy Jim Bob?
Frankie G. says:
maybe if you used trojan ya wouldant a had 58.5 plus ya stupid trash bag
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
LOL!
Frankie G. says:
i sure as hell do
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
oh my God. *LAFFZ*
Frankie G. says:
cause i aint tendin to his lazy ass no more
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
he said if we ate grits before doin' it, i wouldn't git pregnant
Frankie G. says:
he doent know nothin
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
fine
Frankie G. says:
hes nothin but a farmers son who done be needin to get him self pay
Frankie G. says:
cause he aint got none
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
Mama, I'm...scared.
Frankie G. says:
just like yous be needin
Frankie G. says:
yous be needin a job yourself
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
why ya scurred?
Frankie G. says:
cause i aint usin my pay on you
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
SCURRED. lalala.
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
Ashlee. LOL.
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
he just came in and he seems angry and he's got himself his gun
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
that's why i'm SCURRED
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
NOOOO
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
!!!
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
SAVE YOURSELF!
Frankie G. says:
Heavens to bitsies
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
LOL!
Frankie G. says:
that no good son of a bitch
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
*runs out of house with y oungest 38.3 children*
Frankie G. says:
call the PolEACE
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
OMG
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
AHAHA
Frankie G. says:
no good BASTARD
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
i can't, i'm already talking to Mama on the phone
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
o___O
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
*cordless phone*
Frankie G. says:
call the police
Frankie G. says:
thats why yous gotta be callin the POleace
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
*hangs up, orders pizza, then calls police*
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
*calls mom*
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
save me a slice!
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
no prob
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
thanks!
Frankie G. says:
no good bastard
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
Mama, I
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
'm in the car
Frankie G. says:
i told you to run away while you could but you just doesnt listen
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
the rusty Chevy pick-up
Frankie G. says:
i always knew you was the stupid one
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
she had to order tha pizza!
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
who's the smart one?
Frankie G. says:
why couldnt you have gone and become a secretary like the hopsingers girl?
Frankie G. says:
no
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
cuz i can't type
Frankie G. says:
you had to follow your dreams of comin a country singer
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
i'm illiterate, Mama
Frankie G. says:
and ya cant even sing
Frankie G. says:
you sing like old elthel may from davis street and she cant sing for nothin niether
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
of course I can sing!
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
you're just losing your hearing
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
Oh no, he's following me!!!!
Frankie G. says:
i aint losin nothin
Frankie G. says:
get the 12 gage
Frankie G. says:
GET IT
Frankie G. says:
no good son a bitch
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
it's in the trunk
Frankie G. says:
well get in there!
Frankie G. says:
he cant find ya there
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
i think we lost him
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
he's not behind us anymore
Frankie G. says:
thats what he wants you ya think
Frankie G. says:
no good bastard
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
I'm almost home
Frankie G. says:
hes probably in the back seet waitin for you to hit a dead end so he can spring on you
Frankie G. says:
thats what hes be doin
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
that's silly -
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Frankie G. says:
i thought so
Frankie G. says:
stupid
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
LOL NOO
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
lordy! lordy, he's got the gun to my head
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
tellin' me not to go home
Frankie G. says:
if i wasnt miles away and you wasnt gettin smacked upside the head already, id smack you upside the head with my spatula
Frankie G. says:
thats what id do
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
LOL
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
I'm laughing at all of this.
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
you're such a caring mother
BSB, Yeah it rules me!!!11one has been added to the conversation.
Frankie G. says:
damn right i am
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
little Jethro just smacked his pa upside the head
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
he's knocked out
BSB, Yeah it rules me!!!11one says:
Frankie G. says:
i sacrificed sex for you with paul every evenin just to wash out your dirty ass
Frankie G. says:
thats what i was doin
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
Mama, I'm almost home!
Frankie G. says:
i dont care where your at
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
I'm pulling into the driveway
Frankie G. says:
be in a cornfield for all i care
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
unlock the door and let me in before he comes to
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
PLEASE
Frankie G. says:
why should i?
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
because he's moving! he's going to wake up
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
i've got the gun, though
Frankie G. says:
why should i be carin fer?
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
your grandchildren are trying to get in, but the door's locked!!
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
DONT LET THEM IN!
Frankie G. says:
why should i be carin
Frankie G. says:
they never done nothin fer me
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
you want your grandchildren to die>
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
you heartless bitch!!!
Frankie G. says:
**** YOU
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
you know what...
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
i don't need you
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
LOL
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
****ing whore
Frankie G. says:
i dont need you neither
Frankie G. says:
no good bitch
Frankie G. says:
i knew i shoulda gotten that abortion
Frankie G. says:
but it was outlawed then
Frankie G. says:
otherwise youda never existed
Frankie G. says:
and id never a had to put up with your ****
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
i love it when a mother and daugther love eachother so much!
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
it touches my heart
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
*shoots gun at window* You're going ot pay!~!!
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
NOOOOO
Frankie G. says:
****ING WHORE
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
oh, my dad says hi
BSB, Yeah it rules me!!!11one says:
what the hell
Frankie G. says:
im callin the POLEACE
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
OMG LOL
BSB, Yeah it rules me!!!11one says:
hello zoey's dada
Frankie G. says:
hi pappy!
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
he left the room
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
HI ZOIES DAD!
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
dang
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
back into character
Frankie G. says:
no good son a bitch
Frankie G. says:
im callin the pOleace on you
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
*shoots out picture window*
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
Ha!
Frankie G. says:
and on that no good son of a farmer too
Frankie G. says:
thats what i bes doin
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
and Jim Bob brought along his bebe gun
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
spelling>
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
Frankie G. says:
i can break Jim Bob in two if i was wanting to
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
you know, Mama...
Frankie G. says:
thats what id be doin
BSB, Yeah it rules me!!!11one says:
i am just going to dress in black and listen to depressing music and cut myself
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
have fun!
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
gosh im cold
Frankie G. says:
i dont care about nothing chil
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
awesome!
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
*breaks into house, goes into room where Mom is*
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
WHAAAT NO!
Frankie G. says:
MOTHER F************
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
*holding gun, hand shaking*
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
LOL
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
Mama, don't make me pull the trigger.
Frankie G. says:
dont you dare do nothin
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
Don't make me, Mama.
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMG NO
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
One more word, and I'll fire.
Frankie G. says:
i bore you you no good son a bitch
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
*SHAKES*
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
One more word, and I swear to God, I'll..
Frankie G. says:
i cleant your dirty ass till you was 12 years of age i did
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
OH MY GOOOOOSH NO!
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
NO
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
1
BSB, Yeah it rules me!!!11one has left the conversation.
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
You asked for it...
Frankie G. says:
i cooked your meals so you was still livin today i did
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
*hand shakes violently*
Frankie G. says:
and Paul aint your daddy neither
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
WHAT???!
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
who's my daddy?
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
you whore!
Frankie G. says:
damn right
Frankie G. says:
thats why i was always tellin you never to **** so many men
Frankie G. says:
but you nored me
Zuz says:
who's my pa then?
Frankie G. says:
you went ahead and ****ed Billy Bob, Jingle Heimer Smitch, John Smith, Joe McHarriss
Zuz says:
that Jingle Heimer...
Frankie G. says:
your paw is livin out in illinois
Zuz says:
whats his name?
Frankie G. says:
he dont give no ****s about you
Frankie G. says:
his name is Paul
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
LOL!!
Zuz says:
Ma, give me one reason not to kill you right now.
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
she cleaned your butt?
Zuz says:
lol
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
*laffz* this is so entertaining
Frankie G. says:
because i done went n fed you while Paul left and Paul kept callin on me to screw
Zuz says:
*drops gun, breaks down in tears*
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
OH MY GOD
Frankie G. says:
one paul couldnt get enough
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
LOL
Zuz says:
Mama...I love you!
Frankie G. says:
one paul got too much
Frankie G. says:
if you come two steps...
Frankie G. says:
*picks up gun*
Frankie G. says:
if you come two steps closer
Zuz says:
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
good one, Ashlee!
Frankie G. says:
i will bust a CAP in your ever loving ass
Frankie G. says:
i will
Zuz says:
*Jethro enters room*
Frankie G. says:
ill do it
Frankie G. says:
ill do it with no regrets
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
*grabs popcorn*
Frankie G. says:
get the **** outta here you no good bastard!
Zuz says:
Jethro: Mama...Grandma...what's going on?
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
JETHRO!
Frankie G. says:
*shoots 5 times*
Zuz says:
Nothin honey, go back in the car.
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
*HIDES*
Zuz says:
*Jethro dies*
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
NOOO!!!1
Zuz says:
MAMA!!!!
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
NOT JETHRO!
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
JETHROOO!
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
MY LOVE
Zuz says:
my favorite boy
Zuz says:
whah??!
Frankie G. says:
he smelled like crab sauce anywayz
Zoie (Frosted Flakes) as white trash daughter
Ashlee (Frankie) as white trash mama
Lynn (proud woppah) as interested fan watching
Jackie (Kara) as worddd speller
Aimee (BSB) as person who pops in for no reason
The best improvisation since the last best one presents:
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
never treats me sweet and gentle the way he should
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
i've got it bad and that ain't good
Frankie G. says:
that bastard
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
LOL
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
i know
Frankie G. says:
mother **** ill give him a peice of my mind
Frankie G. says:
where is he at?
Frankie G. says:
WHERZ HE AT?
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
AGREEDD!!
R
Frankie G. says:
ill give him a pieve of my mind
Frankie G. says:
bastard
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
an undisclosed location
Frankie G. says:
no good white trash
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
you can't hurt him
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
*laffz*
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
i love him!!!
Frankie G. says:
i will call da POleece on him i will
Frankie G. says:
that bastard
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
when the weekend's over, and monday rolls around, i end up like i start out
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
just cryin' my heart out
Frankie G. says:
you dont love him sweetay piez
Frankie G. says:
you think you do but you doesnt
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
LOL!
[/B]Frankie G. says:[/B]
he brainwashin you dear
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
no, but i do!!!
Frankie G. says:
he nothing but a no good mother ****er
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
though folks with good intentions tell me to save my tears
Frankie G. says:
bastard
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
i'm glad i'm mad about him
Kara Muffmuncher says:
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Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
i can't live without him
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
lord above me make him love me the way he should
Frankie G. says:
run away while youi can dear
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
i got it bad and that ain't good
Frankie G. says:
soon itll be too late
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
Zoie, let it go
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
but i'm tied to a chair!!!
Frankie G. says:
he'll knock you up and youll have childrens to tend to with im
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
um...too late
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
Frankie G. says:
you stupid little **** *slaps*
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
NOOOO
Frankie G. says:
i TOLD you to get away
Frankie G. says:
i cant believe
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
*cries*
Frankie G. says:
that i raised a human being
Frankie G. says:
to BE like that
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
your her mom?
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
*youre
Frankie G. says:
i washed your clothes
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
but i can't help it!!! i'm sorry
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
i didn't know any better
Frankie G. says:
and i cooked your meals
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
YES YOU DID!
Frankie G. says:
and this is what i get in turn
Frankie G. says:
well you know what?
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
he said he had brownies in his cabin
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
WHOAA!
Frankie G. says:
when he walks out on you and leaves you with them childrens, dont you come crawlin to me no
Frankie G. says:
no sir
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
Mommy, please...
Frankie G. says:
dont you come crawlin ta ME
Frankie G. says:
i dont do that
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
He said we're going to move to a nice trailer park whenever he gets a job.
Frankie G. says:
i dont tend to white trashes
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
fine then
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
i won't
Frankie G. says:
FINE
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
Ashlee, youre a really good actress
Frankie G. says:
God damn childresn these days
Frankie G. says:
THANK YOU LYNN :BIGLOVE:
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
*sniffles*
Frankie G. says:
*back in character*
Frankie G. says:
i dont tend you white trashes and i dont tend to their nasty white trash husbands neither
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
*tear rolls down cheek*
Frankie G. says:
i aint spendin my pay on you
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
well, you know what, Mama? You know what?
Frankie G. says:
i aint watchin the childrens
Frankie G. says:
i dont wanna know nothin
Frankie G. says:
and if you come crawlin to me i will call the POleece and get out my spatula on you
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
i'm going to kill him
Frankie G. says:
ya hear?
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
that's what I'll do
Frankie G. says:
u aint killin no one
Frankie G. says:
yous runnin away
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
but mama!
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
i want to kill him
Frankie G. says:
and if you doesnt, as i said i isnt helpin you none
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
fine
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
this is like, the best soap opera ever!
Frankie G. says:
FINE
Frankie G. says:
lol
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
*packs knapsack*
Frankie G. says:
go on now
Frankie G. says:
get
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
but my 58.5 children don't fit in the bag
Frankie G. says:
and take your smelly worthless excuse for a man with ye
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
ZOIE!
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
*tear*
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
you want me to bring Billy Jim Bob?
Frankie G. says:
maybe if you used trojan ya wouldant a had 58.5 plus ya stupid trash bag
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
LOL!
Frankie G. says:
i sure as hell do
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
oh my God. *LAFFZ*
Frankie G. says:
cause i aint tendin to his lazy ass no more
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
he said if we ate grits before doin' it, i wouldn't git pregnant
Frankie G. says:
he doent know nothin
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
fine
Frankie G. says:
hes nothin but a farmers son who done be needin to get him self pay
Frankie G. says:
cause he aint got none
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
Mama, I'm...scared.
Frankie G. says:
just like yous be needin
Frankie G. says:
yous be needin a job yourself
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
why ya scurred?
Frankie G. says:
cause i aint usin my pay on you
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
SCURRED. lalala.
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
Ashlee. LOL.
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
he just came in and he seems angry and he's got himself his gun
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
that's why i'm SCURRED
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
NOOOO
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
!!!
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
SAVE YOURSELF!
Frankie G. says:
Heavens to bitsies
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
LOL!
Frankie G. says:
that no good son of a bitch
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
*runs out of house with y oungest 38.3 children*
Frankie G. says:
call the PolEACE
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
OMG
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
AHAHA
Frankie G. says:
no good BASTARD
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
i can't, i'm already talking to Mama on the phone
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
o___O
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
*cordless phone*
Frankie G. says:
call the police
Frankie G. says:
thats why yous gotta be callin the POleace
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
*hangs up, orders pizza, then calls police*
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
*calls mom*
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
save me a slice!
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
no prob
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
thanks!
Frankie G. says:
no good bastard
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
Mama, I
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
'm in the car
Frankie G. says:
i told you to run away while you could but you just doesnt listen
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
the rusty Chevy pick-up
Frankie G. says:
i always knew you was the stupid one
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
she had to order tha pizza!
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
who's the smart one?
Frankie G. says:
why couldnt you have gone and become a secretary like the hopsingers girl?
Frankie G. says:
no
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
cuz i can't type
Frankie G. says:
you had to follow your dreams of comin a country singer
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
i'm illiterate, Mama
Frankie G. says:
and ya cant even sing
Frankie G. says:
you sing like old elthel may from davis street and she cant sing for nothin niether
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
of course I can sing!
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
you're just losing your hearing
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
Oh no, he's following me!!!!
Frankie G. says:
i aint losin nothin
Frankie G. says:
get the 12 gage
Frankie G. says:
GET IT
Frankie G. says:
no good son a bitch
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
it's in the trunk
Frankie G. says:
well get in there!
Frankie G. says:
he cant find ya there
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
i think we lost him
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
he's not behind us anymore
Frankie G. says:
thats what he wants you ya think
Frankie G. says:
no good bastard
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
I'm almost home
Frankie G. says:
hes probably in the back seet waitin for you to hit a dead end so he can spring on you
Frankie G. says:
thats what hes be doin
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
that's silly -
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Frankie G. says:
i thought so
Frankie G. says:
stupid
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
LOL NOO
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
lordy! lordy, he's got the gun to my head
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
tellin' me not to go home
Frankie G. says:
if i wasnt miles away and you wasnt gettin smacked upside the head already, id smack you upside the head with my spatula
Frankie G. says:
thats what id do
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
LOL
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
I'm laughing at all of this.
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
you're such a caring mother
BSB, Yeah it rules me!!!11one has been added to the conversation.
Frankie G. says:
damn right i am
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
little Jethro just smacked his pa upside the head
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
he's knocked out
BSB, Yeah it rules me!!!11one says:
Frankie G. says:
i sacrificed sex for you with paul every evenin just to wash out your dirty ass
Frankie G. says:
thats what i was doin
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
Mama, I'm almost home!
Frankie G. says:
i dont care where your at
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
I'm pulling into the driveway
Frankie G. says:
be in a cornfield for all i care
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
unlock the door and let me in before he comes to
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
PLEASE
Frankie G. says:
why should i?
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
because he's moving! he's going to wake up
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
i've got the gun, though
Frankie G. says:
why should i be carin fer?
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
your grandchildren are trying to get in, but the door's locked!!
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
DONT LET THEM IN!
Frankie G. says:
why should i be carin
Frankie G. says:
they never done nothin fer me
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
you want your grandchildren to die>
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
you heartless bitch!!!
Frankie G. says:
**** YOU
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
you know what...
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
i don't need you
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
LOL
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
****ing whore
Frankie G. says:
i dont need you neither
Frankie G. says:
no good bitch
Frankie G. says:
i knew i shoulda gotten that abortion
Frankie G. says:
but it was outlawed then
Frankie G. says:
otherwise youda never existed
Frankie G. says:
and id never a had to put up with your ****
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
i love it when a mother and daugther love eachother so much!
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
it touches my heart
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
*shoots gun at window* You're going ot pay!~!!
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
NOOOOO
Frankie G. says:
****ING WHORE
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
oh, my dad says hi
BSB, Yeah it rules me!!!11one says:
what the hell
Frankie G. says:
im callin the POLEACE
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
OMG LOL
BSB, Yeah it rules me!!!11one says:
hello zoey's dada
Frankie G. says:
hi pappy!
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
he left the room
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
HI ZOIES DAD!
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
dang
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
back into character
Frankie G. says:
no good son a bitch
Frankie G. says:
im callin the pOleace on you
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
*shoots out picture window*
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
Ha!
Frankie G. says:
and on that no good son of a farmer too
Frankie G. says:
thats what i bes doin
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
and Jim Bob brought along his bebe gun
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
spelling>
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
Frankie G. says:
i can break Jim Bob in two if i was wanting to
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
you know, Mama...
Frankie G. says:
thats what id be doin
BSB, Yeah it rules me!!!11one says:
i am just going to dress in black and listen to depressing music and cut myself
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
have fun!
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
gosh im cold
Frankie G. says:
i dont care about nothing chil
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
awesome!
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
*breaks into house, goes into room where Mom is*
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
WHAAAT NO!
Frankie G. says:
MOTHER F************
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
*holding gun, hand shaking*
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
LOL
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
Mama, don't make me pull the trigger.
Frankie G. says:
dont you dare do nothin
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
Don't make me, Mama.
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMG NO
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
One more word, and I'll fire.
Frankie G. says:
i bore you you no good son a bitch
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
*SHAKES*
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
One more word, and I swear to God, I'll..
Frankie G. says:
i cleant your dirty ass till you was 12 years of age i did
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
OH MY GOOOOOSH NO!
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
NO
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
1
BSB, Yeah it rules me!!!11one has left the conversation.
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
You asked for it...
Frankie G. says:
i cooked your meals so you was still livin today i did
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
*hand shakes violently*
Frankie G. says:
and Paul aint your daddy neither
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
WHAT???!
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
who's my daddy?
Frosted Flakes are More Than Good - They're GGGGGGGreat! says:
you whore!
Frankie G. says:
damn right
Frankie G. says:
thats why i was always tellin you never to **** so many men
Frankie G. says:
but you nored me
Zuz says:
who's my pa then?
Frankie G. says:
you went ahead and ****ed Billy Bob, Jingle Heimer Smitch, John Smith, Joe McHarriss
Zuz says:
that Jingle Heimer...
Frankie G. says:
your paw is livin out in illinois
Zuz says:
whats his name?
Frankie G. says:
he dont give no ****s about you
Frankie G. says:
his name is Paul
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
LOL!!
Zuz says:
Ma, give me one reason not to kill you right now.
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
she cleaned your butt?
Zuz says:
lol
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
*laffz* this is so entertaining
Frankie G. says:
because i done went n fed you while Paul left and Paul kept callin on me to screw
Zuz says:
*drops gun, breaks down in tears*
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
OH MY GOD
Frankie G. says:
one paul couldnt get enough
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
LOL
Zuz says:
Mama...I love you!
Frankie G. says:
one paul got too much
Frankie G. says:
if you come two steps...
Frankie G. says:
*picks up gun*
Frankie G. says:
if you come two steps closer
Zuz says:
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
good one, Ashlee!
Frankie G. says:
i will bust a CAP in your ever loving ass
Frankie G. says:
i will
Zuz says:
*Jethro enters room*
Frankie G. says:
ill do it
Frankie G. says:
ill do it with no regrets
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
*grabs popcorn*
Frankie G. says:
get the **** outta here you no good bastard!
Zuz says:
Jethro: Mama...Grandma...what's going on?
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
JETHRO!
Frankie G. says:
*shoots 5 times*
Zuz says:
Nothin honey, go back in the car.
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
*HIDES*
Zuz says:
*Jethro dies*
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
NOOO!!!1
Zuz says:
MAMA!!!!
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
NOT JETHRO!
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
JETHROOO!
Proud WHOPPA Head! OH YEAH BABY! *does the nerd dance* says:
MY LOVE
Zuz says:
my favorite boy
Zuz says:
whah??!
Frankie G. says:
he smelled like crab sauce anywayz