More Funny Quotes!

[comet97]

I like this one.
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From "Wally's Test"
(Eddie re-introducing Lumpy to June in the doorway)

EDDIE: "Good morning Mrs. Cleaver.
You know Clarence Rutherford. He got left back last year,and now he's in our class."

JUNE: "Why yes Eddie!"
"How are your mother and father Clarence?"

LUMPY: "Oh,mother's just fine, but daddy went to the doctors this morning,cause
he got bit by a squirrel."

JUNE: "Oh,that's too bad!"

LUMPY: "Mommy said, it was his own fault…!"
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Jimmy D.

[1954Boomer]

Funny!

[Michael [hXc]]

This one's sort of funny, but it is really memorable to me.

Wally: Beave, do you think I am a pretty grown up guy?
Beaver: Yeah, but when you get around girls, you get real flaky!
Wally: This has got nothing to do with girls! I just want to know if I should tell mom and dad that Scott's parents aren't going to be up at the lake.

It may not be word for word, but it will give you the idea.

[David VP]

Anybody ever take note of how good Hugh Beaumont was at talking on the phone in LITB? (And making it look "real".)

He was excellent at producing that "glazed-over"/"staring off into the distance" look while talking on the phone.

One particularly hilarious and perfectly-done one-way phone conversation has Ward talking to June (but we never see June in the scene). Ward finds out that Beaver has ditched school and is at a local supermarket snacking on the store's free food samples. June frantically phones Ward at the office to go and pick up the little truant. Ward is not at all pleased. The funny phone call ends with Ward barking at June: "June, you can pick up clothes pins anytime!" :lol:

[HaskellGirl]

Wally: "Hey Beav, do you want to throw the football around after supper?"

Beaver: "Yeah, I'd like to throw the football around after supper."

Wally: "Okay, then we'll throw the football around after supper."

A bit later...

Wally: "Do you want to throw the football around now?"

Beaver: "Yeah, I'd like to throw the football around now."

Wally: "Excuse us Eddie, we are going to throw the football around now."

A bit later...

Beaver: "Hey Wally, do you want to throw the football around now?"

Wally: "Are you kiddn'?"

:D

[comet97]

Originally posted by David VP
Anybody ever take note of how good Hugh Beaumont was at talking on the phone in LITB? (And making it look "real".)

He was excellent at producing that "glazed-over"/"staring off into the distance" look while talking on the phone.

One particularly hilarious and perfectly-done one-way phone conversation has Ward talking to June (but we never see June in the scene). Ward finds out that Beaver has ditched school and is at a local supermarket snacking on the store's free food samples. June frantically phones Ward at the office to go and pick up the little truant. Ward is not at all pleased. The funny phone call ends with Ward barking at June: "June, you can pick up clothes pins anytime!" :lol:
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I believe I saw that ep too once.
Hugh really was great at those phone conversations. IMO ,it added a lot to the show in a big way. (LOL):happyface

I don't recall the 'Football' ep though. I hope they show it again.
Jimmy D.
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