C Doody
04-30-2004, 04:28 PM
Note: This Is A Sitcom Based On "Our Last Summer...What A Bummer". So I Suggest you read that First if you haven't Done so yet. This Series takes Place one year before It.
CAST
Eric Miller - Chad Doody
Eddie Minetti - EFD
Ben Sanders - TF
Randy Miller - Anson Wiliams
Emily Miller - Crystal Bernard
Principal Franklin - Sherman Hemsley
Billy Baldings - Jack Wilson
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*The Outside of Eric's House is shown. Inside his Bedroom Eric Is Laying On His Bed reading a Comic as Ben is sitting at the computer working on something.*
Eric's Voice As Narrator: The End Of Summer...For A Kid, This is probably the worst time of the year. After 3 Months of total freedom and Fun You Now have to give that up and go back to School. I Always Dreaded This time of the year....But at least This was the last Year of High School. One More year, And I'm Free for good!
Eric: Hey Ben, What are you doing?
Ben: Studying.
Eric: Studying? Dude....School Hasn't even started yet. Shouldn't We enjoy whats left of Summer?
Ben: School Starts In 2 Days Eric, We need to Buckle down and Prepare for it. This is our Senior Year...This is what really prepares us for College.
Eric: I Already told you man, I'm Not going to College! But you do have a Point....This is Our Senior Year. We are going to Be the Big Dogs of the School This year!
Ben: Thats Not what i meant Eric...
Eric: Ben....After all these years of Misery we are finally going to experience the Benefits Of High School. After all these years of being Nobodys and Looking at the Seniors Like Gods, We Finally get to BE The Seniors!
Ben: True....
Eric: Ben...We are going to RUN That Place! We can Get The Freshmen to do stuff for us Because we're bigger Then Them! This is gonna be great!
*A Few days Later Eric & Ben are shown sitting in the School Cafeteria Looking Upset*
Ben: This is so Not great....
Eric: So Maybe things haven't Worked out quite the way we expected yet. Its Only the first day! Did you Try to get Freshmen to do things for you?
Ben: Yes....It Didnt Work, Eric.
Eric: What? Why?
Ben: They Wouldn't Do It, Eric.
Eric: Your Bigger then them...You Can beat them up!
Ben: Yes, I'm Bigger then them....No I Can't Beat them up. They beat ME Up!
Eric: You Got beat up by a couple of Freshmen?
Ben: Well.....Actually....Only One.
Eric: It Only Took One Freshman Beat you Up? Was he Big?
Ben: No. She was small...But EXTREMELY Tough.
Eric:......SHE?
Ben: SHE WAS TOUGH, OK!
*Eric Raises his eyebrow as Ben Looks embarassed, Just than Billy Baldings walks up*
Billy: HI ERIC!
Eric: Hi.....Uhhh....Do I Know You?
Billy: Its Me!......Billy Baldings!
Eric: .....Who?
Billy: I've Lived next door to you my entire Life....
Eric: Oh Right....How Come I Never seen you around School Before?
Billy: I've Always been Home Schooled....But My Mom thought it would be Nice if i go to Public School this year and get to meet other people my own age.
Eric: Thats Great Billy...
Billy: Yeah. Hey....Do you guys want a soda from the Machine or something? I Have Alot of extra Money My Mom gave me.
Eric: Sure. I'll Have A Root Beer.
Ben: Grape.
Billy: Sure Thing guys! And if you ever need any help with anything....I'm Your Man!
*Billy walks away*
Eric: Ben....He May not be a Freshmen....But I Think We just found our Personal Butler.
*Eric & Ben smile and High Five*
Eric: I'm Teling you Man....It takes time, But All My Plans work out!
Ben: You Know Eric...I've Known you since the Second Grade. You Were A Schemer Even Than, And you never fail to amaze Me. How do you do it?
Eric: Its A Gift.
*Billy walks back empty handed*
Ben: Wheres the sodas, Dude?
Billy: I Went and Got them....But the soda Inspector Told me they weren't Safe. So He Took them.
Eric: Soda Inspector?
*Billy Points Over at Eddie who is drinking one of the 3 sodas he has in his hand*
Eric: Billy...That guy just ripped you off.
Ben: Hey, Thats that new Kid...Hes From Las Vegas. Watch out for him Eric...I Heard hes a Scammer.
Eric: Dont worry about it Ben...A Scammer is No Match for a Schemer.
*Eric stands up and walks up to Eddie.*
Eric: Excuse me...Those sodas Belong to Myself & My Friends Ben and Billy.
Eddie: Correction....They DID Belong to you. They Belong to Me Now.
Eric: Riiight....Listen Dude, I Heard your a Scammer....And I Respect That. Their Are A LOAD Of Gullible people in this School....But My Friend Ben Over their And I....You Dont mess with us.
Eddie: And whys that?
Eric: Because My Friend, As good as you may be...I Am that Much Better.
Eddie: Really?
Eric: Yep! So, You Made a Mistake...No Harm Done. I'm Sure we wont have to have this Discussion Again, Will We?
Eddie: Of Course Not! Have A Nice Day.
Eric: Thank You.
*Eric Starts to walk away when Eddie sticks his foot out and trips him as Eric Falls over Onto a Table and Lands Face First Into a slice of Pizza. Alot Of Kids are Laughing, Including Eddie when Principal Frankln walks up.*
Principal Franklin: Miller....Minetti. I'll See you two In Detention, Saturday!
*Principal Franklin walks off as Eddie walks closer to Eric And gets in his Face*
Eddie: See you in detention.
*Eddie smiles and Walks away as Eric takes the Pizza off his face and Ben Comes walking up.*
Ben: I Told Ya To Watch out for him.
*Eric & Ben are Shown walking into Eric's House.*
Eric: I Hate that guy, Ben.
Ben: I Never thought i'd see the day that you were outmatched...But Face it Eric, You Were Outmatched!
Eric: Quite the Opposite Benjamen...You see, I ALWAYS Have A Plan.
Ben: Uh Oh...
Eric: Ben. This Saturday your going to Meet me at the School And...
Ben: WELL ITS BEEN NICE ERIC, GOTTA GO...
*Eric Grabs Ben by the bac of the shirt.*
Eric: Ohhhhh No You Dont. You see this Saturday we are Going to both be at The School. Remember that Tunnel we Used to sneak in last year and get the Answer Sheet for the big Science Test?
Ben: Through The Piping?
Eric: Exactly.
Ben: What about it?
Eric: Your going to be sneaking in the Pipes again...This Time with a Water Baloon Filled with Pizza Sauce. You Will Go directly Over the Classroom they use for Detention And Drop the Baloon Over This Kid's Head.
Ben: Eric...
Eric: Ben. Do this for me...
Ben: Fine...It Is Pretty Genius Afterall.
Eric: All My Plans Are. All you gotta Do Is Take out the Tile Over Him and drop the Baloon, Than QUICKLY Put the tile back in before anyone notices Your up their.
Ben: Ok.
*Emily walks In.*
Emily: Hi Eric. Staying for Dinner, Ben?
Ben: No Thanks, Mrs. Miller. I Gotta Get Going Home.
Emily: Ok, Goodbye Ben.
Eric: Catch Ya Later.
Ben: Bye
*Ben walks out*
Emily: How was your first Day?
Eric: It Was Ok.
Emily: Im Sure SOMETHING Must Have Happened. Why dont you tell me anything Anymore?
Eric: Parents ask Kids how their day was, They say it was Ok. Thats like an Unwritten Law.
*Randy walks In*
Randy: Hey Eric, How was School?
Eric: Not that great. Some new guy Made a fool of me. I Already have a Plan of Revenge though.
*Eric walks in the other room As Emily Looks shocked at Randy*
Randy: What?
*Eric Is shown walking into the Classroom, No One else is in the room so he Looks Up.*
Eric: You up their Ben?
Ben: Yes....I Think theirs a Rat up here.
Eric: Great. Just remember To Look down before you throw the Baloon so you make sure its over him.
Ben: I Know, I Know!
*Eric sits down at a Desk, Eddie walks in and sits at the desk next to him.*
Eddie: Well Well Well...If It Isnt Pizza Boy.
*Eric Gives Eddie A Dirty Look*
Eddie: Dont get your Pepperoni In A Twist.
*Eddie Laughs as Principal Franklin walks In*
Principal Franklin: Miller....First Week of School and your In Detention. Why Am I Not surprised?
*Principal Franklin Looks at Eddie*
Principal Franklin: And you...I Heard about you. Your A Big Troublemaker too.
Eddie: I'm Honored.
Principal Franklin: Oh you think you're Smart, Huh? I'm Gonna Have my eye On You This Year.
Eric: What About me, Sir?
Principal Franklin: Well, I'll Have my other eye on you.
Eric: What about Other Troublemakers?
Principal Franklin: I'll Have Eyes on them too.
Eric: You Have more than 2 eyes, Sir?
Principal Franklin: I....You......SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET!
Eric: I Am Sitting Down, Sir.
Principal Franklin: Well....Stand Up Then.
Eric: Ok.
*Eric stands Up*
Principal Franklin: SIT DOWN!
*Eric sits down and starts Chuckling As Principal Franklin Looks Mad.*
Principal Franklin: NOW I DONT WANNA HEAR A WORD FROM EITHER OF YOU FOR THE REST OF THE DAY! OK?
*Eric & Eddie Sit saying Nothing.*
Principal Franklin: OK?!
*Eric & Eddie Continue to sit saying Nothing.*
Principal Franklin: WHY WONT YOU ANSWER ME?!
Eric: You Told us You didnt wanna hear a word from either of us.
Principal Franklin: NOD YOUR HEAD THEN!
*Eric & Eddie Nod their head as Principal Franklin walks to his desk and sits down Looking furious.*
Eddie: Is he always Like this?
Eric: Yep.
Eddie: It seems so easy...
Eric: Easy to Make a Fool out of him? Yes. But its not always that easy to get away with things....I Pull it off though.
*Ben is shown In the Pipes Slowly Opening Part of a tile When he sees the rat*
Ben: Go....Away.
*The Rat gets closer as Ben Looks scared to death but remains quiet, He begins to back off slowly And Accidently Kicks the Water Baloon down The Hole And it lands on Principal Franklin's Head. Principal Franklin, Now Covered in Pizza Sauce Looks furious as Both Eric & Eddie Look with shocked Looks on their faces. Ben Than Looks down with a Shocked Look on his face until he hears Cracking Noises.*
Ben: .......Uh Oh.
*The Tile Begins to break as Ben falls Through the roof and Lands On top of Principal Franklin.*
Ben: Thanks for breaking my Fall, Principal Franklin.
*Some Loud Yelling Noises Of Principal Franklin are heard coming from under Ben*
Eric: Whats he saying?
Ben: I Would tell you....But I Wouldnt feel right saying those things in School.
Principal Franklin: GET OFF ME!
*Ben gets off Principal Franklin as Principal Franklin Stands Up With his Back Hunched Looking furious and Injured.*
Principal Franklin: I'm Gonna Go Get Cleaned Up....But when i get back, You kids are in SO Much Trouble...
*Principal Franklin walks out as Ben Looks terrified.*
Ben: I Told you this wasnt a good idea, Eric...
Eddie: You Planned all this?
Eric: Well Yeah....Only the Baloon was meant for you....And the Roof wasnt supposed to cave In.
Eddie: Dude, That Is Genius! I'm Impressed.
Eric: Uhhh....Thanks!
Eddie: Whats your name, Dude?
Eric: Eric Miller.
Eddie: Eddie Minetti, Nice to meet you.
*Eric & Eddie shake hands*
Eric: You Know....I'm A Schemer, And your A Scammer. If we were to Join forces, We Would Totally RULE This School!
Eddie: Interesting Proposal. Your Ok.
Eric: You Too!
Ben: Wait....So You like him Now? This whole thing was for NOTHING?
Eric: Well look on the bright side Ben...We Got Principal Franklin pretty good!
*All 3 Begin to Laugh.*
Eric's Voice As Narrator: So Eddie And I Ended up becoming friends. We Ended Up Having to Pay for the Damages of Course...Actually our Parents Did. But we had to work it off doing Extra things around the House for them. Kinda stinks...But we coulda got alot worse. All In All, Id Say it was all worth it just to see The Image of Principal Franklin Covered in Pizza Sauce And Ceiling Tile. Its a shame we didnt have a camera to take a picture....But i have a feeling that Image will never leave our heads.
*A Frozen Image of Principal Franklin Covered In Pizza Sauce and Ceiling Tile Loking Angry is shown as the show ends.*
CAST
Eric Miller - Chad Doody
Eddie Minetti - EFD
Ben Sanders - TF
Randy Miller - Anson Wiliams
Emily Miller - Crystal Bernard
Principal Franklin - Sherman Hemsley
Billy Baldings - Jack Wilson
____________________________________________________
*The Outside of Eric's House is shown. Inside his Bedroom Eric Is Laying On His Bed reading a Comic as Ben is sitting at the computer working on something.*
Eric's Voice As Narrator: The End Of Summer...For A Kid, This is probably the worst time of the year. After 3 Months of total freedom and Fun You Now have to give that up and go back to School. I Always Dreaded This time of the year....But at least This was the last Year of High School. One More year, And I'm Free for good!
Eric: Hey Ben, What are you doing?
Ben: Studying.
Eric: Studying? Dude....School Hasn't even started yet. Shouldn't We enjoy whats left of Summer?
Ben: School Starts In 2 Days Eric, We need to Buckle down and Prepare for it. This is our Senior Year...This is what really prepares us for College.
Eric: I Already told you man, I'm Not going to College! But you do have a Point....This is Our Senior Year. We are going to Be the Big Dogs of the School This year!
Ben: Thats Not what i meant Eric...
Eric: Ben....After all these years of Misery we are finally going to experience the Benefits Of High School. After all these years of being Nobodys and Looking at the Seniors Like Gods, We Finally get to BE The Seniors!
Ben: True....
Eric: Ben...We are going to RUN That Place! We can Get The Freshmen to do stuff for us Because we're bigger Then Them! This is gonna be great!
*A Few days Later Eric & Ben are shown sitting in the School Cafeteria Looking Upset*
Ben: This is so Not great....
Eric: So Maybe things haven't Worked out quite the way we expected yet. Its Only the first day! Did you Try to get Freshmen to do things for you?
Ben: Yes....It Didnt Work, Eric.
Eric: What? Why?
Ben: They Wouldn't Do It, Eric.
Eric: Your Bigger then them...You Can beat them up!
Ben: Yes, I'm Bigger then them....No I Can't Beat them up. They beat ME Up!
Eric: You Got beat up by a couple of Freshmen?
Ben: Well.....Actually....Only One.
Eric: It Only Took One Freshman Beat you Up? Was he Big?
Ben: No. She was small...But EXTREMELY Tough.
Eric:......SHE?
Ben: SHE WAS TOUGH, OK!
*Eric Raises his eyebrow as Ben Looks embarassed, Just than Billy Baldings walks up*
Billy: HI ERIC!
Eric: Hi.....Uhhh....Do I Know You?
Billy: Its Me!......Billy Baldings!
Eric: .....Who?
Billy: I've Lived next door to you my entire Life....
Eric: Oh Right....How Come I Never seen you around School Before?
Billy: I've Always been Home Schooled....But My Mom thought it would be Nice if i go to Public School this year and get to meet other people my own age.
Eric: Thats Great Billy...
Billy: Yeah. Hey....Do you guys want a soda from the Machine or something? I Have Alot of extra Money My Mom gave me.
Eric: Sure. I'll Have A Root Beer.
Ben: Grape.
Billy: Sure Thing guys! And if you ever need any help with anything....I'm Your Man!
*Billy walks away*
Eric: Ben....He May not be a Freshmen....But I Think We just found our Personal Butler.
*Eric & Ben smile and High Five*
Eric: I'm Teling you Man....It takes time, But All My Plans work out!
Ben: You Know Eric...I've Known you since the Second Grade. You Were A Schemer Even Than, And you never fail to amaze Me. How do you do it?
Eric: Its A Gift.
*Billy walks back empty handed*
Ben: Wheres the sodas, Dude?
Billy: I Went and Got them....But the soda Inspector Told me they weren't Safe. So He Took them.
Eric: Soda Inspector?
*Billy Points Over at Eddie who is drinking one of the 3 sodas he has in his hand*
Eric: Billy...That guy just ripped you off.
Ben: Hey, Thats that new Kid...Hes From Las Vegas. Watch out for him Eric...I Heard hes a Scammer.
Eric: Dont worry about it Ben...A Scammer is No Match for a Schemer.
*Eric stands up and walks up to Eddie.*
Eric: Excuse me...Those sodas Belong to Myself & My Friends Ben and Billy.
Eddie: Correction....They DID Belong to you. They Belong to Me Now.
Eric: Riiight....Listen Dude, I Heard your a Scammer....And I Respect That. Their Are A LOAD Of Gullible people in this School....But My Friend Ben Over their And I....You Dont mess with us.
Eddie: And whys that?
Eric: Because My Friend, As good as you may be...I Am that Much Better.
Eddie: Really?
Eric: Yep! So, You Made a Mistake...No Harm Done. I'm Sure we wont have to have this Discussion Again, Will We?
Eddie: Of Course Not! Have A Nice Day.
Eric: Thank You.
*Eric Starts to walk away when Eddie sticks his foot out and trips him as Eric Falls over Onto a Table and Lands Face First Into a slice of Pizza. Alot Of Kids are Laughing, Including Eddie when Principal Frankln walks up.*
Principal Franklin: Miller....Minetti. I'll See you two In Detention, Saturday!
*Principal Franklin walks off as Eddie walks closer to Eric And gets in his Face*
Eddie: See you in detention.
*Eddie smiles and Walks away as Eric takes the Pizza off his face and Ben Comes walking up.*
Ben: I Told Ya To Watch out for him.
*Eric & Ben are Shown walking into Eric's House.*
Eric: I Hate that guy, Ben.
Ben: I Never thought i'd see the day that you were outmatched...But Face it Eric, You Were Outmatched!
Eric: Quite the Opposite Benjamen...You see, I ALWAYS Have A Plan.
Ben: Uh Oh...
Eric: Ben. This Saturday your going to Meet me at the School And...
Ben: WELL ITS BEEN NICE ERIC, GOTTA GO...
*Eric Grabs Ben by the bac of the shirt.*
Eric: Ohhhhh No You Dont. You see this Saturday we are Going to both be at The School. Remember that Tunnel we Used to sneak in last year and get the Answer Sheet for the big Science Test?
Ben: Through The Piping?
Eric: Exactly.
Ben: What about it?
Eric: Your going to be sneaking in the Pipes again...This Time with a Water Baloon Filled with Pizza Sauce. You Will Go directly Over the Classroom they use for Detention And Drop the Baloon Over This Kid's Head.
Ben: Eric...
Eric: Ben. Do this for me...
Ben: Fine...It Is Pretty Genius Afterall.
Eric: All My Plans Are. All you gotta Do Is Take out the Tile Over Him and drop the Baloon, Than QUICKLY Put the tile back in before anyone notices Your up their.
Ben: Ok.
*Emily walks In.*
Emily: Hi Eric. Staying for Dinner, Ben?
Ben: No Thanks, Mrs. Miller. I Gotta Get Going Home.
Emily: Ok, Goodbye Ben.
Eric: Catch Ya Later.
Ben: Bye
*Ben walks out*
Emily: How was your first Day?
Eric: It Was Ok.
Emily: Im Sure SOMETHING Must Have Happened. Why dont you tell me anything Anymore?
Eric: Parents ask Kids how their day was, They say it was Ok. Thats like an Unwritten Law.
*Randy walks In*
Randy: Hey Eric, How was School?
Eric: Not that great. Some new guy Made a fool of me. I Already have a Plan of Revenge though.
*Eric walks in the other room As Emily Looks shocked at Randy*
Randy: What?
*Eric Is shown walking into the Classroom, No One else is in the room so he Looks Up.*
Eric: You up their Ben?
Ben: Yes....I Think theirs a Rat up here.
Eric: Great. Just remember To Look down before you throw the Baloon so you make sure its over him.
Ben: I Know, I Know!
*Eric sits down at a Desk, Eddie walks in and sits at the desk next to him.*
Eddie: Well Well Well...If It Isnt Pizza Boy.
*Eric Gives Eddie A Dirty Look*
Eddie: Dont get your Pepperoni In A Twist.
*Eddie Laughs as Principal Franklin walks In*
Principal Franklin: Miller....First Week of School and your In Detention. Why Am I Not surprised?
*Principal Franklin Looks at Eddie*
Principal Franklin: And you...I Heard about you. Your A Big Troublemaker too.
Eddie: I'm Honored.
Principal Franklin: Oh you think you're Smart, Huh? I'm Gonna Have my eye On You This Year.
Eric: What About me, Sir?
Principal Franklin: Well, I'll Have my other eye on you.
Eric: What about Other Troublemakers?
Principal Franklin: I'll Have Eyes on them too.
Eric: You Have more than 2 eyes, Sir?
Principal Franklin: I....You......SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET!
Eric: I Am Sitting Down, Sir.
Principal Franklin: Well....Stand Up Then.
Eric: Ok.
*Eric stands Up*
Principal Franklin: SIT DOWN!
*Eric sits down and starts Chuckling As Principal Franklin Looks Mad.*
Principal Franklin: NOW I DONT WANNA HEAR A WORD FROM EITHER OF YOU FOR THE REST OF THE DAY! OK?
*Eric & Eddie Sit saying Nothing.*
Principal Franklin: OK?!
*Eric & Eddie Continue to sit saying Nothing.*
Principal Franklin: WHY WONT YOU ANSWER ME?!
Eric: You Told us You didnt wanna hear a word from either of us.
Principal Franklin: NOD YOUR HEAD THEN!
*Eric & Eddie Nod their head as Principal Franklin walks to his desk and sits down Looking furious.*
Eddie: Is he always Like this?
Eric: Yep.
Eddie: It seems so easy...
Eric: Easy to Make a Fool out of him? Yes. But its not always that easy to get away with things....I Pull it off though.
*Ben is shown In the Pipes Slowly Opening Part of a tile When he sees the rat*
Ben: Go....Away.
*The Rat gets closer as Ben Looks scared to death but remains quiet, He begins to back off slowly And Accidently Kicks the Water Baloon down The Hole And it lands on Principal Franklin's Head. Principal Franklin, Now Covered in Pizza Sauce Looks furious as Both Eric & Eddie Look with shocked Looks on their faces. Ben Than Looks down with a Shocked Look on his face until he hears Cracking Noises.*
Ben: .......Uh Oh.
*The Tile Begins to break as Ben falls Through the roof and Lands On top of Principal Franklin.*
Ben: Thanks for breaking my Fall, Principal Franklin.
*Some Loud Yelling Noises Of Principal Franklin are heard coming from under Ben*
Eric: Whats he saying?
Ben: I Would tell you....But I Wouldnt feel right saying those things in School.
Principal Franklin: GET OFF ME!
*Ben gets off Principal Franklin as Principal Franklin Stands Up With his Back Hunched Looking furious and Injured.*
Principal Franklin: I'm Gonna Go Get Cleaned Up....But when i get back, You kids are in SO Much Trouble...
*Principal Franklin walks out as Ben Looks terrified.*
Ben: I Told you this wasnt a good idea, Eric...
Eddie: You Planned all this?
Eric: Well Yeah....Only the Baloon was meant for you....And the Roof wasnt supposed to cave In.
Eddie: Dude, That Is Genius! I'm Impressed.
Eric: Uhhh....Thanks!
Eddie: Whats your name, Dude?
Eric: Eric Miller.
Eddie: Eddie Minetti, Nice to meet you.
*Eric & Eddie shake hands*
Eric: You Know....I'm A Schemer, And your A Scammer. If we were to Join forces, We Would Totally RULE This School!
Eddie: Interesting Proposal. Your Ok.
Eric: You Too!
Ben: Wait....So You like him Now? This whole thing was for NOTHING?
Eric: Well look on the bright side Ben...We Got Principal Franklin pretty good!
*All 3 Begin to Laugh.*
Eric's Voice As Narrator: So Eddie And I Ended up becoming friends. We Ended Up Having to Pay for the Damages of Course...Actually our Parents Did. But we had to work it off doing Extra things around the House for them. Kinda stinks...But we coulda got alot worse. All In All, Id Say it was all worth it just to see The Image of Principal Franklin Covered in Pizza Sauce And Ceiling Tile. Its a shame we didnt have a camera to take a picture....But i have a feeling that Image will never leave our heads.
*A Frozen Image of Principal Franklin Covered In Pizza Sauce and Ceiling Tile Loking Angry is shown as the show ends.*