LucyFan
04-28-2004, 07:41 PM
"SOLOMON" (Comedy Series, 2004)
Episode 1: Hello, I'm Solomon!
Solomon with his korean friend sitting on the couch in front of television set.
Ding-Dang: Solomon, I'm bored!
Solomon: That's nice! :rolleyes: Do I look like I care?
Ding-Dang: Yes, you have that twinkle in your eyes!
Solomon: Keep dreamin', MAN!
Ding-Dang (giggles): Solomon, that's the first time you haven't called me honey! I feel so sad, now!
Solomon: Shut up, I don't want to listen to your crap, YOU WHINING BITCH! - LOL
Ding-Dang (sniffles): Are you serious?
Solomon: No, I'm just pulling your loose chain! - LOL
Ding-Dang: Do you mean . . . you LOVE me?
Solomon: If I can post crazy threads to annoy people, then I can certainly be in love with you! ;)
Ding-Dang: Solomon, I'm in love with you! Let's gets married and have kids together!
Solomon: NO! I don't want a kid of mine looking like some korean.
Ding-Dang :cries:
Solomon: Stop that! You're annoying the hell out of me! :mad:
:Solomon turns on the tv and flips to the learning channel where some woman is having some breast implants:
Solomon: awww, that's what I call entertainment TV.
Ding-Dang: You sicko!
Solomon: You digbat! - LOL
Ding-Dang: Solomon, why do you find that so interesting?
Solomon: Because, I . . . um, I honestly don't know.
Ding-Dang: Then why are you watching it?
Solomon: Just because . . .
Ding-Dang: You make no sense at times
Solomon: I DO NOT! I make perfect sense all the time! In fact, I'm Mister Perfect!
Ding-Dang: Solomon, one could only laugh . . .
Solomon: Huh?
Ding-Dang: Forget about it, it's over your head :rolleyes:
Solomon: What's over my head?
Ding-Dang: I don't know, go look for yourself!
Solomon: Nah . . . I'm too smart for that, afterall, I did prove that "Good Times" was a spin-off.
Ding-Dang: :rolleyes: Keep talking, buddy . . .
Solomon: I have been talking, Ding-Dang. I've been talking up a storm. Do you have poor ears? - LOL
Ding-Dang: jgrjgrdjgd9operretpgupdfjfgoiffjjfjfjfjf!!!!!
Solomon: Stick and stones may break my bones, but my ignorance will never hurt me. - LOL
Ding-Dang: :rolleyes: (Thinks to himself . . . are you from a different planet or even universe, or something?)
Half-hour later . . . .
Solomon: Be right back Wing-Ding, my friend is here!
Ding-Dang: It's not Wing-Ding, it's DING-DANG!
Solomon: huh?
Ding-Dang: :mad: whatever . . . .
::Solomon answers the door, suddenly a body that resembles a green monster walks in::
Solomon: Fing-Fang, I want you to meet my friend, Zork!!!
Ding-Dang: OMG! You're crazy . . . I'm getting outta here!
THE END!
More episodes coming soon . . .
Episode 1: Hello, I'm Solomon!
Solomon with his korean friend sitting on the couch in front of television set.
Ding-Dang: Solomon, I'm bored!
Solomon: That's nice! :rolleyes: Do I look like I care?
Ding-Dang: Yes, you have that twinkle in your eyes!
Solomon: Keep dreamin', MAN!
Ding-Dang (giggles): Solomon, that's the first time you haven't called me honey! I feel so sad, now!
Solomon: Shut up, I don't want to listen to your crap, YOU WHINING BITCH! - LOL
Ding-Dang (sniffles): Are you serious?
Solomon: No, I'm just pulling your loose chain! - LOL
Ding-Dang: Do you mean . . . you LOVE me?
Solomon: If I can post crazy threads to annoy people, then I can certainly be in love with you! ;)
Ding-Dang: Solomon, I'm in love with you! Let's gets married and have kids together!
Solomon: NO! I don't want a kid of mine looking like some korean.
Ding-Dang :cries:
Solomon: Stop that! You're annoying the hell out of me! :mad:
:Solomon turns on the tv and flips to the learning channel where some woman is having some breast implants:
Solomon: awww, that's what I call entertainment TV.
Ding-Dang: You sicko!
Solomon: You digbat! - LOL
Ding-Dang: Solomon, why do you find that so interesting?
Solomon: Because, I . . . um, I honestly don't know.
Ding-Dang: Then why are you watching it?
Solomon: Just because . . .
Ding-Dang: You make no sense at times
Solomon: I DO NOT! I make perfect sense all the time! In fact, I'm Mister Perfect!
Ding-Dang: Solomon, one could only laugh . . .
Solomon: Huh?
Ding-Dang: Forget about it, it's over your head :rolleyes:
Solomon: What's over my head?
Ding-Dang: I don't know, go look for yourself!
Solomon: Nah . . . I'm too smart for that, afterall, I did prove that "Good Times" was a spin-off.
Ding-Dang: :rolleyes: Keep talking, buddy . . .
Solomon: I have been talking, Ding-Dang. I've been talking up a storm. Do you have poor ears? - LOL
Ding-Dang: jgrjgrdjgd9operretpgupdfjfgoiffjjfjfjfjf!!!!!
Solomon: Stick and stones may break my bones, but my ignorance will never hurt me. - LOL
Ding-Dang: :rolleyes: (Thinks to himself . . . are you from a different planet or even universe, or something?)
Half-hour later . . . .
Solomon: Be right back Wing-Ding, my friend is here!
Ding-Dang: It's not Wing-Ding, it's DING-DANG!
Solomon: huh?
Ding-Dang: :mad: whatever . . . .
::Solomon answers the door, suddenly a body that resembles a green monster walks in::
Solomon: Fing-Fang, I want you to meet my friend, Zork!!!
Ding-Dang: OMG! You're crazy . . . I'm getting outta here!
THE END!
More episodes coming soon . . .