C Doody
04-14-2004, 12:02 AM
Bad Deeds
Written By: Chad Doody
Peter Swanson - Chad Doody
Steve Franklin - Jacob Dahlgren
Jack - Scott Baio
Jason Carter - Taran Killam
Rachel Grant - Lauren Petty
Satan - Abe Vigoda
Ed - Tom Arnold
Gary Jenson - Jon Lovitz
Peter's Mom - Erin Moran
Edward Valentine - Christopher Lloyd
Bartender - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Old Man - Harold Gould
Police Officer - Jeff Daniels
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*"Bad To The Bone" By George Thorogood Plays As The Movie Begins In The Firey Underworld. Their Are alot of Flames around and the sky is red. In The Middle of all of this is a Large Building connected to a Bridge. Inside Of The Building Their appears to be a Very "Businessy" Atmospere. Many People are shown walking the walls in Business suits With Cell Phones and Brief Cases. One Person, However is shown walking in A Casual Black T-Shirt and Jeans...Just than one of the Men in suits stops Him.*
Man In Suit: Steve Not Dressed for work....What A Surprise.
Steve: *Sighs* What do you want Ed?
Ed: You Musta Screwed up Bad this time...The Big Guy Wants To See You.
Steve: You Mean?
Ed: Thats Right....Satan is waiting in his Office.
*A Closeup Of Steve's Face is shown as he Gulps. A Large office is than shown With A Large Window. Outside the window you can see Many People working Like slaves as Large Men Whip Them. In front of the window you can see a Chair Turned towards the window with the Back of a Man's Head. Just Than Theirs A Knock on the door as Ed walks in with Steve.*
Ed: Mr. Satan.....Sir.
*The Chair turns around revealing an Elderly Man Wearing a Red Business suit with a Black tie.*
Satan: Yes.
Ed: I Brought Steve for ya...
*Steve is shown by the door Looking terrified as Ed has to push him In.*
Satan: Thank You Ed. That will be All.
*Ed walks out the door as Steve stands Looking scared.*
Satan: Have A Seat Young Man.
*Steve Nervously sits down at a Chair In front of the desk.*
Satan: Can I Get you anything? Perhaps, A Beverage?
Steve: No Thanks Sir.
Satan: Well Let me get right to the Point. A Year and a Half ago, You And 3 friends were Drinking and Driving....Your Friends were all Injured While you were Killed.
Steve: Yeah.
Satan: You were a Very bad Boy, Werent you Steve?
Steve: Well....Lets just say i like to do things my own way.
Satan: I Admire That...Well Anyways, Like everyone else That lived a Life of Sin and Died...You Were sent here to me. Naturally...Sinners Are My Kind of People, And I Believe in giving my people a second chance.
Steve: Which is why you let them work in your Offices?
Satan: Correct. But its not that easy you see....Because One Day I Ask All Of My Employees for a Favor. If they do the favor, They Get to keep their Cushy Job working for me for eternity. If they refuse to do the favor, Or Fail To do the Favor right....Than Well....
*Satan Turns the chair Around and Points at all of the slaves Outside working.*
Satan: Than they Becomes My Slaves for Eternity....And Believe me, Im Not As Nice of a Slavemaster as i am Boss.
Steve: So Your asking me for a Favor?
Satan: Yes. As you may Know....Its my Business to Monitor all of the Good people on Earth, And send My Employees down to Influence them In Bad ways and Turn Them Into Generally Bad People.
Steve: Really?
Satan: How do you think People become Bad And end up here?
Steve: Wow.
Satan: And Now its your turn to Try to Corrupt and Influence A Nice Cleancut Young Man.....And turn him into A Rebellious, Wild, Mean Spirited Jerk.
Steve: Thats it?....And Ill Be taken care of for Eternity?
Satan: For Eternity...Youll Get to keep the same Job you've had since you died. You'll Get to continue staying in the Luxorious Room With A King Sized Bed, All your Basic Needs, And every channel...Including Playboy!
Steve: Sweet! So Whos this guy I Have to change?
Satan: Well, Im going to be honest with you Steve....This May be a Bit of a challenge.
Steve: Why?
Satan: The young man your dealing with Has Never done anything wrong....
Steve: Never?
Satan: He doesnt Smoke, Drink, Swear, Jaywalk, Get In Fights, Disobey His Parents.....NOTHING!
Steve: Wait.....He doesnt Jaywalk?
Satan: He doesnt even Jaywalk Steve. Like i said, This is going to be a Challenge. But If you dont think you can Handle it.....It Will Be Ok.
Steve: It Will?
Satan: Yes....Of course youll have to be my Slave for all Eternity.
Steve: No No....Ill Do It.
Satan: Alright. But remember....You Cannot tell him that I Sent you. You Will Act Like A Simple Human Being....If Worse comes to worse, Use your head And think of a Plan.
Steve: Ok........I Can do this. How Hard can it be to Make someone bad?
*Satan Gets a Grin on his Face. "Catch A Falling Star" By Perry Como is than heard As The Scene Shows a Bedroom. Inside the bedroom Is A Teenage Boy Dancing around And Combing His Hair. The Boy Than takes the Comb and Looks into the Mirror Pretending to Sing When his Mother walks In.*
Mom: Peter....
*Peter Stops and Turns off the Music Looking embarassed, Than Sits down on his bed.*
Peter: Yeah Mom?
*Peter's Mom Sits down on the bed next to Peter.*
Mom: Can We have a talk?
Peter: Sure Mom, Whats Up?
Mom: Well....Your going away to College Tommorow. And I Realize this seems like a very exciting time.....But you also have to realize That you not going to be home anymore. And theirs Probably going to be alot of People Experimenting with things And doing things That They really shouldnt be doing. And Some of these people May try to Pressure you into doing Something you dont want to do. Peer Pressure is hard....But dont let anyone talk you into something you dont want to do.
Peter: Dont worry Mom...I Wont.
Mom: Oh Peter....Your Such A Good Boy. If Your Father were still Alive....He would be so Proud Of the Wonderful Young Man You've Become.
*Peter's Mom Hugs Peter.*
Mom: Im Going to miss you Honey.
Peter: Im gonna Miss you too Mom....But Ill Call Everynight. I Promise.
*Peter's Mom Smiles and Stands Up.*
Mom: Im Sure your Going to do fine On your Own.
Peter: Yeah. Besides....Its Only a 4 Hour Drive from here.
Mom: You Will Visit somtimes, Right?
Peter: Of Course!
*Mom Smiles*
Mom: Dinner will be ready in a Few Minutes. Better wash Up.
Peter: Ok Mom.
*Peter's Mom leaves the room as Peter Gets a Small worried Look on His Face. The next day, A Car is shown Entering a College Campus as Peter gets Out.*
Peter: Here I Am.....Benson College.
*Peter walks Up To The Dorms When A Man Stops Him.*
Man: Hello, Im Gary Jenson. Im The Dean, A Teacher, And the guy in charge of the dorms. Whats your Name?
Peter: Peter Swanson.
Gary: Nice to meet you Peter. Your In Dorm 22.
*Gary Hands Peter A Key*
Peter: Thanks.
Gary: Ive heard good things about you. Your not going to be giving me any trouble are you?
Peter: No Sir.
Gary: Glad To Hear It. Your first Class Is tommorow at 8 AM, I Will Be teaching you Literature.
Peter: I'll Be their sir.
*Gary Pats Peter on the back as Peter Walks Into The Dorm. He starts walking down the hallway and walks Up To Room 22. He than Opens the door with his key and walks In. Once inside he Looks around at everything, And sees Steve.*
Steve: Hi
Peter: Hi...
Steve: Im Your Roommate, Steve Franklin.
Peter: Nice to meet You Steve, Im Peter Swanson.
*Peter Shakes Steves Hand As a girl walks In and Peter walks up to her and Kisses Her*
Peter: Rachel, This is my roomate Steve. Steve, This is my Girlfriend Rachel.
*Steve Smiles and Shakes Rachels Hand*
Steve: Nice to meet ya Babe.
Rachel: Uhhh...You Too. Hey Pete, I Just came to say Hi...I Really have to be going.
Peter: Alright. Why dont you come by Tommorow night and we can go to Dinner.
Rachel: Sounds Good! Bye
*Rachel walks out as Chad waves.*
Steve: Niiice.
Peter: Whaaa?
Steve: Your Girlfriend. How did you manage that?
Peter: ....Well We sorta grew up together. We've dated as long as i can remember.
Steve: And she goes here too?
Peter: Yep. We've planned it for years.
Steve: Hmm....What do you say we get outta here and go have some fun?
Peter: Ummm....Id Rather just stick Around here.
Steve: C'Mon....We're College guys now. Lets go have some fun.
Peter: Fine...
*Peter and Steve are than shown Walking out of the Building when a Guy walks Up to Peter.*
Guy: Hey Pete....Good to see ya.
Peter: Jason! This is My Roomate Steve. Steve, This is my best friend Jason.
Jason: How ya doing?
Steve: Fine.
*Jason Looks a Little Odd at Steve*
Steve: Well, We sorta have Plans.
Jason: Oh...Alright. Hey Pete, See you in Class tommorow.
Peter: Sure thing Jas. Maybe we can do something After Class.
Jason: Yeah Sure. Later
Peter: Bye
*Peter & Steve walk off as Jason Looks at them funny. Later in The Car, Peter Is driving and Steves sitting in the Passengers seat.*
Steve: Why dont we play some Tunes?
Peter: Ok
*Peter turns On the radio as "Superstar" By The Carpenters Begins to Play And Steve Looks at Peter funny.*
Steve: What Is THIS?
Peter: Carpenters....You've never heard them?
Steve: No, And quite frankly im Glad i havent.
*Steve Pulls Out the CD And Puts it With the others. Steve than reads what else their is.*
Steve: The Carpenters...Sonny & Cher.....PERRY COMO?!
Peter: I LOVE Perry Como!
*Steve Takes the Perry Como CD And Tosses it out the window.*
Peter: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Steve: Doing you A Big Favor. That stuff isnt Music....Dont you have anything Loud and Angry?
Peter: Well I Enjoy The Occcasional Neil Diamond...
Steve: No Way....NO FREAKIN WAY MAN! Let Me show you what Music is.
*Steve Reaches In His Pocket and Pulls out a CD. Steve than puts It In And some Loud heavy metal Music plays as Peter Covers his ears, Than turns it off.*
Peter: WAY Too Loud Man...
Steve: Whatever....Lets Go Find A Bar.
Peter: I Dont drink.
Steve: Yeah, Well your gonna start tonight Friend.
Peter: I Dont Know...
Steve: Peter....This is College Man, This is the time you need to experiment with stuff. If you dont experiment...You'll Never know what its like.
Peter: But i dont really wanna Know what its like...
Steve: Too Bad, Your Going.
Peter: You Know...For a guy I've Known less than an Hour, You sure are Bossy when it comes to things you have no right to tell me to do.
Steve: Im Just Trying to Loosen you up Bro. You Need to learn to have a good time.
*Peter Looks annoyed as They keep driving.*
Steve: Look, A Cat.....Try to Hit It!
Peter: What? Im Not gonna Hit a Cat!
Steve: C'Mon, Its Fun! Just Swerve a Little To the right and SPLAT!
Peter: NO!
Steve: KILL THE STUPID CAT
*Steve Grabs the Steering wheel and Swerves the Car towards the Cat. The Cat Looks at the Car scared when suddenly Peter pushes Steve back and just Barely misses the Cat as he swerves the car back in the Position it was.*
Peter: WHAT KIND OF MANIAC ARE YOU?
Steve: The Kind of Maniac that Teaches Stiffs Like you to have a Good time, Now Turn In Here.
*Peter Reluctantly turns The Car Into a Bar. Later that night a Bunch of drunks are shown In the Bar Playing Pool And Yelling as Peter & Steve Are sitting in stools and the Bartender walks Up.*
Bartender: Anouther Beer sir?
Steve: Yeah.
Bartender: And Anouther...Root Beer for you sir?
Peter: Yes Please.
Steve: Nah....He'll Have a beer too.
Peter: I Dont want a Beer.
Steve: Your Havin' A Beer!
*The Bartender Hands Peter & Steve 2 Mugs Of Beer.*
Bartender: DRINK YUH BEEH.
*The Bartender walks away as Peter & Steve sit. Steve takes a sip of his beer as Peter just stares at His.*
Steve: Drink It Man...
Peter: Why are you doing this? What does it matter to you What i do?
Steve: Because your Going to be my roomate for the next 4 years...And I Dont wanna Live with a Stiff. Just Take a sip, Its Good.
Peter: FINE
*Peter takes a sip of his beer but drinks a Little too much a Little too fast and starts to Choke.*
Peter: YUCK MAN....
Steve: Your A Man Now Swanson.
*Later On Both Men Are Out By the Car.*
Peter: I Dont think i should drive man...
Steve: You are the FIRST Guy i have ever seen Get drunk after one beer Man.
Peter: Im Not Used to it. Better find someone else to drive.
Steve: Naaaah. You Can Handle it. Got us a couple More Beers for the road too.
Peter: I Dunno Man....
Steve: Be A Man and drive.
*Later On Both men are in the car driving.*
Peter: 4 beers....Too Much Man.
Steve: NOPE NOPE NOPE....Lets turn on the radio.
*Steve Turns On the Radio and Messes with the Knob.*
Steve: 97.4? Whats This?
Peter: Oh Thats the Showtune Station.
Steve: Shooooowtuuuuune?
*Later On Both men are Drinking their beers as Oklahoma Plays on the radio.*
Peter: WE KNOW WE BELONG TO THE LAND....AND THE LAND WE BELONG TO IS GRAAAAAND. AND WHEN WE SAAAAAAY.....
Peter & Steve: YOW.....I YIPPEE YO KA YAAAAAAAAY
Peter: WE'RE ONLY SAYING...YOUR DOING FINE OKLAHOOOOOMA....
Peter & Steve: OKLAHOMA YOUR OK!!!!
*Peter turns down the Radio.*
Peter: Maybe we Better Uhhhhhhh.....You Know. Whats that thing thats the Opposite of go?
Steve: Stop?
Peter: Stop What?
Steve: I Dunno Man you said stop.
Peter: I Said Stop what?
Steve: I Dunno
Peter: YA DONT? WERENT YA PAYIN' ATTENTION?
Steve: To What?
Peter: Huh?
Steve: Huh?
Peter: Huh?
Steve: HUH?
Peter: WHY ARENT YOU PAYING ATTENTION?!
*An Old Man Is shown Walking On A Sidewalk*
Steve: DID YOU SEE THAT MAN?
Peter: What?
Steve: That Old fart just gave you the finger man!
Peter: Nahhhh
Steve: YES HE DID! HE THINKS YOUR BETTER THAN YOU.....And I Think He was Hitting on Rachel earlier.
*Peter stops the car*
Peter: I'LL SHOOOOW HIM!
*Peter gets out of the car And Yells at the Old Man*
Peter: HEY...
*The Old Man turns around*
Peter: THATS RIGHT...IM TALKIN' TO YOU YA OLD FART!
*The Old Man starts to walk away*
Peter: DONT YOU WALK AWAY WHEN IM TALKIN' TO YOU!
*Peter runs and Tackles the Old man than starts Punching him. The Old Man yells In Agony as Peter Gets Up and Kicks him in the ribs*
Peter: THATS RIGHT PAL....STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRL!
*Peter walks off and gets back in the car. The Car Than drives Into the Campus as Both men Get out and Walk Drunklike Into their Dorm.*
Peter: Good Time Man...Good Time.
Steve: I Knew you would like it if you loosened Up.
*Peter dives At his bed and lands On It.*
Peter: WEEEEEE
*Just than theirs a Knock on the door.*
Peter: COME IN
*The door Opens and Rachel walks In*
Peter: RACHEL!!! HOW YA GOIN BABE!
*Peter Trys Quickly to get out of bed and ends up falling.*
Rachel: How Am I Going? Are You Ok?
*Peter gets Up*
Peter: Oh Yeah Im Great. Hows the Kids?
Rachel: Kids? What Kids?
Peter: YOU MEAN YOUR NOT WATCHIN' EM?
Rachel: Peter...Whats going On? Do I Smell Liquor?
Peter: No...Thats PINE SOL.
Rachel: Oh My God Peter....Your Drunk!
Peter: Nah...Im Just....Well Yeah, Im Drunk.
Rachel: Whats Going On Peter? You have NEVER Drank Before.
Peter: I....
*Peter falls Back In To Bed and starts Snoring.*
Steve: Hes Been drinking beer all Night...I Tried to Get him to stop, But he wouldn't.
Rachel: But Why?
Steve: Well I Seem to remember him saying Hes In College Now and Wants to Experiment. Happens to So Many Good Kids...They go to College and Make some Bad Choices, And it screws up their entire life.
Rachel: No...Not Peter. I Dont know what Posessed him to drink tonight, But Hes not like this.
Steve: Its A Very sad thing Rachel, But This isnt the first time something like this has Happened. Let Me Guess...He was a Straight A Student, Never got in trouble At All, Helped Charitys?
Rachel: Yeah.
Steve: Such A Shame....Of Course, Im Not going to let it happen to me. I'm Here to Work hard On My Studys.
*Rachel Smiles*
Rachel: Cool....So...Is Peter going to be Ok?
Steve: Tonight? Yes. Longterm?....I Sure Hope So.
Rachel: Well...I Really have to be going. Tell Peter i'll see him tommorow if he wakes up.
Steve: You Bet. Bye.
*Steve smiles as Rachel walks Out. Steve than walks Into the Bathroom And sits On the toilet as He Takes a Gameboy Out of his Pocket and turns It On Revealing Satan On the screen.*
Satan: Hows it going Steve?
Steve: Pretty well so far Sir...Not Only did i get him Totally drunk for the first time In His Life, But now Im Turning His Hotty Girlfriend against him. Anouther week and The Chump Will Be A Mess while i score with His Girl.
Satan: Excellent. Just remember Steve....If you fail Me...
*A Shot of all of the Tortured slaves working in fire are shown.*
Steve: Im NOT Going to Fail.
Satan: Good.
Steve: No.....Bad.
*Steve Grins, As does Satan as the Transmission ends and Steve walks out of the bathroom. The next morning a Classroom is shown With Gary Jenson teaching them. Just Than Peter runs In Looking like a mess as his Books fall and the Class Laughs.*
Gary: Mr. Swanson....Your Late for Class.
Peter: Im Sorry sir....I Woke up feeling terrible and Threw Up for like an Hour.
Gary: Are you coming down with something?
Peter: No Sir, I Just....Had A Bit to much to drink last night.
Gary: Mr. Swanson, Im Surprised at you...Your Files Said you were a Very Well Behaved And Respectful Young Man.
Peter: Im Sorry Sir...
Gary: Well Dont think Your going to be around long If this keeps happening. Now Have a seat.
*Peter Walks In and Sits Down In Between Rachel & Jason.*
Jason: Peter Swanson....Drinking?
Rachel: I Cant Believe you did that Peter.
Peter: I Know...
*The Bell rings as Most students walk out.*
Rachel: You Just had me worried is all Peter.
Peter: I Wont do it again...I Promise.
Rachel: Alright Peter....Do you still want to have Dinner tonight?
Peter: Of Course!
Rachel: Ok. Come By My Dorm Tonight At 7.
Peter: I'll Be their!
*Peter And Rachel Kiss and Rachel walks out.*
Jason: What On Earth would possess YOU Of all people, To Drink?
Peter: Long Story...
Jason: It was that Steve Guy, wasnt It? Man...I Wish They would have just let us be roomates like we planned.
Peter: Why did they change that anyway?
Jason: Apparently this Steve guy asked to be roomed up wih you.
Peter: What? Why?
Jason: No Clue....But i dont trust this guy. And You shouldn't either!
Peter: Be A Little more Trusting Jas. Everytime I've Ever Became friends with anyone else you always hate them.
Jason: This is different man. Theirs just something about that guy I Don't Like...
Peter: Jason, Dont Worry Man....Your my best friend. Always have been, Always Will Be.
Jason: Its you im worried about.
Peter: Everythings Gonna Be Ok....I Made One Mistake, It Wont Happen again.
*Peter walks off as Jason Still looks uneasy about this. Peter is shown later in the day walking in the dorm as Steve lays on the bed.*
Steve: Hey Peter.
Peter: Hi Steve.
Steve: So whats he plans for tonight?
Peter: Having dinner with Rachel.
Steve: Sounds Good.
Peter: Yeah. I Gotta Get ready.
*Peter walks in the bathroom as Steve gets a big smile on his face, Gets Up and Pours some Glasses of soda...Than Takes a Bottle of whiskey out of his Pocket and pours some into one of the Glasses of soda.*
Steve: If he gets drunk after one BEER, I Can Only imagine what one whiskey would do.
*Peter walks Out of the bathroom as Stev offers him the Glass of soda.*
Steve: Want some soda?
Peter: Sure, Thanks.
*Steve Hands Peter the Glass of soda as Peter drinks it down.*
Peter: ......Tangier than usual. I Gotta Go.
Steve: Have a Good time.
Peter: Thanks.
*Peter walks out of the room as Steve grins. Peter is than shown Staggering down the hallway when he gets to Rachel's Dorm and Knocks on the door. Rachel than Opens the door and Peter walks In.*
Peter: Hhhhhey.
Rachel: Hi. Ready to go?
Peter: Go Where?
Rachel: Dinner, Silly!
*Peter stands Looking Confused*
Rachel: Peter, Are You Ok?
Peter: Yups, I Am!
Rachel: Peter, You've Been drinking again haven't you?
Peter: I Dunno
Rachel: What do you mean you dont know?
Peter: I Just.....I Just.....
*Peter starts throwing Up on the floor as Rachel Looks Upset*
Rachel: Peter....I Dont like what you've become. Its Like your a different person lately.
Peter: No. Thats Not True.
*Peter grabs his head and gets down On His Knees*
Rachel: Peter, Whats Happe..
Peter: Just.....SHUT UP. Leave me alone...
Rachel:....If thats the way you want it Peter. Get Out.
Peter: Rachel...I Just...
Rachel: JUST GET OUT...
*Peter walks out the door sad as Rachel slams the door shut and starts crying. Peter than walks down the hallway when he sees a strange Man in a White Jacket*
Man: Bad Day. Huh, Kid?
Peter: You said It.
Man: Rachel really doesn't like the new you.
Peter: No....Wait a Minute...Were you SPYING On Us?
Man: *Laughs* No...I Just Know things.
Peter: How?
Man: Lets just say i have friends in High places. The names Jack.
Peter: You Look Familiar....But i cant place it.
Jack: Nevermind that. I'm Just here to tell you, You've Been set up.
Peter: What?
Jack: Let me ask you something. How do you feel right now?
Peter: I Feel like last night....Drunk. Only Its sorta wearing off.
Jack: Have you been drinking today?
Peter: No...Its weird. I Haven't been drinking yet i feel drunk.
Jack: Maybe you have been drinking...And you just dont know it.
Peter: What do you mean?
Jack: Maybe someone set you up Pete.
Peter: Who?
Jack: I Gotta Go...
Peter: No Wait, Who?
Jack: Im Sorry, But i have an Appointment.
*Jack walks down the hallway and out the door, Peter looks confused than runs and Looks out the door but notices Jack is gone.*
Peter: What The Heck?...
*Back in the dorm Room Steve is Laying on his bed reading a Comic Book when Peter barges In*
Steve: Hey Peter. Back already?
Peter: You set me up didn't you?
Steve: What do you mean?...
Peter: No Wonder that soda was Tangier than usual....Their was Liquor in it. Wasnt their?
Steve: Peter, I...
Peter: Save It......I Dont Know who you are Or what your trying to Pull...But you better cut it out.
*Steve grins and stands up, Than walks up to Peter and Puts his arm around him*
Steve: Peter Peter Peter....Its like the Carpenters Song On your CD Says....We've Only Just Begun!
Peter: Why are you doing this?
Steve: None of your Business.
Peter: I Hate You.
Steve: Why don't you go ahead And Beat me Up, Pete? Go Ahead....Add Violence to your recent List of Bad Deeds. I'm Sure Rachel Would Love to hear that you've become a Violent Drunk.
Peter: Leave Rachel Out Of This...
Steve: Rachels Already In It.
*Peter grabs Steve By his shirt and Looks like hes about to Pound him as Steve smiles*
Steve: Go Ahead. Beat Me Up.
*Peter Starts Looking Madder, Than drops Steve And walks out the door angrily. Steve is than shown sitting on the ground Smiling. Peter is Walking down the hallway and Sees Jason.*
Peter: Jason...
Jason: Whats Up, Pete?
Peter: You were right about that guy....Hes No Good.
Jason: What Happened?
Peter: He Put Liquor In My Soda So I Acted like an Idiot on my date. Rachel probably hates me now...
Jason: No Way. Rachel loves you man...
Peter: Not after the way i acted. Jason...I Need your help. I Wanna find out who this guy is and what hes trying to do.
Jason: Count Me In, Man. I've Had a bad feeling about this guy since i met him.
Peter: We just gotta find someone That has Information on everyone on the Campus...
Peter & Jason: JENSON!
*Peter & Jason are shown sneaking up towards Jenson's Office. They Hide behind a wall and Look Inside where they see Jenson working on Paperwork.*
Peter: You Distract Him, I'll Grab Steve's Folder.
Jason: Got It.
*Jason runs into Gary Jenson's Office*
Jason: DEAN JENSON...COME QUICK.
Gary Jenson: What is it, Carter?
Jason: Theirs some guy selling drugs ouside.
Gary Jenson: What Kind of drugs?
Jason: Uhhh....Flintstone Vitamens.
*Gary Jenson Looks at Jason Odd*
Jason: And Crack...
Gary Jenson: Not In My School.
*Gary & Jason run out of the room as Peter sneaks In and starts going through file Cabinets. He Looks at all the folders until he sees On that says "Steve Franklin".*
Peter: Bingo
*Peter runs out of the room quickly as Gary & Jason Walk back into the room*
Jason: Im Sorry sir...I Guess they must have left.
Gary: Well thanks for Alerting me anyway, Carter. And dont you worry...I'll Find the Hoodlum Eventually.
Jason: Very Reassuring Sir.
*Gary smiles as Jason walks out and meets Peter down the hallway.*
Jason: Got it?
Peter: Got It!
*Peter & Jason Are shown in Jason's Dorm As Peter reads through the folder*
Peter: I Dont get it...Theirs No Grades, History or anything in here.
Jason: Very Odd.
Peter: It Just says he Paid ALOT Of Money to get In.
Jason: Probably Has a rich Dad or something...Payed his way into College Without even having to have good grades. Talk About Corrupt.
Peter: Yeah...But we still dont know anything about this guy.
Jason: I Have an Idea...I Have this Friend...Well actually My Dad's Friend. Hes a bit weird...But he has An Incredible Computer System. If anyone can track this guys history down...Its Him.
Peter: Its worth a Try.
*Peter & Jason are shown Outside a Building as Jason Knocks And an Old Man Opens the door.*
Old Man: JASON! Good to see you My Boy...Come On In.
*Jason & Peter walk In and see a A Room Filled with Computers.*
Peter: Wow.
Old Man: Yes, I Have a verye Extensive Computer Collection. Allow me to introduce myself, My Name is Edward Valentine.
Peter: Why do you have so Many computers?
Edward: I Used to be a Computer Trainer. I Also Once helped a Secret Agent Stop A Mail Fraud By Getting him Past Evil Postal Wokers Into A Back Alley.
*Peter Looks confused*
Jason Whispering To Peter: I Told you he was weird.
Jason: Hey Edward, We need to find Info on someone. Think you can help us?
Edward: Of Course. I Can find Inforomation On Anyone. Follow Me.
*Edward is shown sitting at a computer as Peter & Jason stand Over him*
Edward: Whats the name of the person you want to find?
Peter: Steve Franklin. Hes about our age...About 5'8....Dirty Blonde Hair.
*Edward types*
Edward: Theirs 3 results Fitting this. One However, Is Deceased.
Jason: Well we can eliminate that one.
*Edward Opens one file*
Edward: Is that him?
Peter: No
*Edward Opens The Second Folder*
Edward: How about him?
Peter: Thats Not Him Eiher...
Jason: This is strange.
Peter: This is gonna sound Crazy...But Open the Third One. The Deceased One...
*Edward Opens the file as Peter & Jason Both Look shocked*
Peter: I Cant believe it...
Jason:....Its.....Him...
Edward: It says here that he Died a Year and A Half ago in an Auto Mobile Accident.
Jason: This is weird...
Peter: Your telling me Steve is DEAD?
Jason: This has gotta be a mistake.
Edward: Thats Impossible. This is straight out of the Government's Records.
Peter: Maybe he faked his own death?
Jason: This doesn't Make any sence. First we find out he doesn't Have any Records In School and Bought himself In...Now we Fin out hes DEAD?
*Jack shows Up Behind Them*
Jack: Thats Because he is dead.
*Peter, Jason & Edward all turn around*
Edward: WHO ARE YOU? HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?
Peter: Jack?
Jack: Its a Long story Gentlemen. But Your going to have to trust me on this...
*Jack, Peter, Jason & Edward are Shown sitting by fireplace.*
Peter: So this guy was sent by SATAN To try to Corrupt me into doing bad things?
Jack: Yes.
Peter: I Dont believe it...
Jack: Well Peter...In the past 2 days you've gotten Drunk twice, Told your girlfriend to shut up, Beat up an Elderly Man...
Jason: Dude...You beat up an Old Man?
Peter: I Was Drunk...
*Jason raises his eyebrow*
Peter: So wait a Minute. How do you know all this?
Jack: Well...Steve was sent by Satan, I Was sent by the other guy.
Peter: GOD?
Jack: You Betcha.
Jason: So your like...An Angel?
Jack: Nothing gets past you, Does It?
Edward: This is all very strange. If you dont Mind....I'm Going to go to Bed. You can all let yourselves out the front door.
*Edward Walks away As Peter, Jason & Jack walk outside*
Jack: I Gotta go guys.
Jason: But wait...What are we gonna do about Steve?
Peter: I Already Know What hes doing...So I Can just avoid him.
Jack: Its not that easy Kid. He Has Anouther person In Mind Now That hes already Somewhat corrupted you.
Peter: Who?
Jack: Rachel.
Peter: I'll Kill Him.....I'LL ILL HIM.
Jack: Hes already Dead Kid...Besides, Thats what he WANTS You to do. Listen, I Can't Directly Help you guys...Its Against the rules. But I Will be around to give you Advice and Support. I Really have to be going now.
*Jack walks off.*
Peter: Its getting late. Can i stay in your dorm tonight?
Jason: Sure.
*Peter & Jason are shown back at The College when A Police Officer walks Out and Handcuffs Peter.*
Peter: WHATS THIS ALL ABOUT?
Police Officer: You Have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will be used against you in a Court of law.
*Gary Jenson walks out.*
Jason: Mr. Jenson...Whats Happening?
Gary: Well After you informed me of the Young Man selling drugs i decided to do an Inspection of all the dorms...And guess what i found under Mr. Swanson's Bed?
*Gary Holds Up A Baggy full of Crack*
Peter: Mr. Jenson....Its Not Mine.
Gary: I Really expected more from you Peter...But I Guess this explains your odd behavior as of late. I Have No Choice but to Kick you out of Benson Colege And Let the Authoritys take you.
*Rachel Walks Out*
Rachel: Peter....I Can't Believe this.
Peter: Rachel...I Didn't.
Rachel: You Know...Just stop it. You've Really changed Peter...Steve was right.
Peter: STEVE? WHAT DID STEVE SAY?
*The Police Officer puts Peter in the back of the Police car and drives off as Rachel is shown Looking down.*
Jason: Rachel. Steve is...
Gary: A Fine young Man. He was the One that Found the drugs in the first place.
Jason: What? I Gotta go find him...
*Jason runs off and Gary walks off as Rachel stands With a tear in her eye. Peter is than shown sitting in his Jail cell Looking down.*
Police Officer: Hey Swason...You Got a Visitor.
*Steve walks up to the cell*
Peter: Let me guess. You Planted the drugs On Me, Right?
*Steve Smiles*
Steve: Now dont go accusing people for your own Mistakes Peter...
Peter: I Hate You...I've Never hated anyone in my entire Life until i met you...But I HATE You.
Steve: Oh Come On Pete...We can stil be friends. Im Sure you'll be out in a Year or two.
Peter: I Know who you are Steve....I Know what you were sent to do.
Steve: I Figured One of those Loudmouthed Angels would tell you eventually...But its too late, Now Isnt It?
Peter: Your Scum.
Steve: That reminds me Peter. Hav you And Rachel ever....You Know....Did the Horizontal Juke "N" Jive?
Peter: No...We were saving that for Marriage.
Steve: So shes a Virgin?
Peter: Yes.
Steve: Not for Long...Now if you'll excuse me, I Have To Go Console her. This whole thing has made her a wreck...
*Steve smiles*
Peter: You Piece of crap.....YOU PIECE OF CRAP
*Peter Trys to Hit Steve through the Bars when the Police Officer walks In*
Police Officer: CUT IT OUT SWANSON...Before i put you In The Cell wih no Toilet.
Steve: Catch ya Later Pete.....MUCH Later.
*Steve & The Police Officer walk out as Peter Looks down. However, The Police Officer than walks in again.*
Police Officer: Hey Swanson...Turns out you made Bail. Your Free to go.
Peter: By Who?
*Jack Walks In.*
Jack: Lets Get you outta here.
*Peter & Jack are shown outside*
Jack: Ok Kid...Get to it.
Peter: To What?
Jack: Stopping Steve.
Peter: Are you Kidding me? The guys Already Got me arrested, Kicked out of school, Made me lose My Girlfriend, Corrupted Me into a bad person...
Jack: Your not a bad person Peter. When Satan Sends Henchmen to Corrupt good people....They Go down their because they dont do anything to stop it. They let it Happen and go on with their lives. You can't let that happen to you!
Peter: I CANT STOP HIM!
*Peter starts to walk off*
Jack: So Thats It...Your just gonna give up?
*Peter looks frustrated, Than turns around and walks back.*
Peter: Yes...Im going to give up.
Jack: What about when you were 5 years Old And learning to ride a Bike...You had A Really hard time learning that, But you didnt give up. No Matter how bad it got...You NEVER Gave up.
Peter: Yeah But I.....Nevermind.
Jack: Yeah but you What?
Peter: I Had my Dad their to support me...My Dad Always made me feel like i could do anything. But he died when i was 7.
Jack: Just because hes Dead doesn't mean hes not around...
Peter: What?
Jack: I Am Him.
Peter: What Are you talking about? Just because you have the same name as him doesn't mean anything...You Look Nothing like him.
Jack: Well I've Aged Peter. Just because your Dead doesn't mean you stop ageing.
Peter: You....Cant be serious?
Jack: Look Hard at me Peter...
*Peter Examines Jack's Face*
Peter: Oh My God.....Dad.
*Peter Hugs Jack*
Jack: I Believe in you Kid...Always Have....Always Will. But i cant help you anymore...You Have to do this Yourself.
Peter: Your still gonna be around though...Right?
Jack: Yes....But you wont be able to see me Or have a Direct Conversation. That can Only be done in times of Extreme Need...And i've done all i can to help you.
Peter: I Love You Dad.
Jack: I Love you too Pete....Now get to it Kid. Rachel needs you. Fight for whats good...And all Thats bad in you will Disapear.
*Jack walks off as Peter starts to run in the other direction. Back at Steve's Dorm Rachel is inside.*
Rachel: I Just can't believe what hes become...You were right all along.
Steve: Unfortunately...It Happens to to many young guys. But i'm Not going to let it happen to me...And I'm Happy tos ee it wont happen to you either.
Rachel: Uhhh Thanks...
Steve: Why dont we just put all of this behind us and Have a good time.
Rachel: What do you mean?
*Steve starts Massaging Rachel's Back*
Steve: I Think you know what i mean...
*Peter is shown running down the street when Jason Drives up in a Car.*
Jason: I Was just on my way to jail to see you.
Peter: Jack Bailed me out....Your neevr gonna believe this. Hes my Dad!
Jason: No Way!
Peter: We gotta get to The Campus and Fast...Steve has Rachel.
Jason: Get In.
*Peter Gets In Jason's Car as Jason turns the car around and heads back towards the College. Back in the dorm Steve trys to Unbutton Rachel's Shirt But she gets Up and slaps him*
Steve: What?
Rachel: WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?
Steve: Come On Babe...I Just wanna have a Little fun.
Rachel: Well I'm Not that Kind Of girl...
Steve: Well I'll MAKE You that kind of girl.
*Rachel runs towards the door but Steve grabs hER.*
Steve: Your not going anywhere...
*Peter & Jason are shown in the car.*
Peter: CAN'T THIS GO ANY FASTER?
Jason: Not without breaking the law...
Peter: THAN BREAK THE LAW...I HAVE TO SAVE RACHEL.
Jason: You really have changed....I Think I Like it!
*Jason starts going faster as the Ca speeds Up. Back in the dorm.*
Rachel: Let me go.
Steve: Lets just sit down...have a Little wine And You can go home when we're through.
Rachel: I Don't Drink.
*Steve Grins*
Steve: Thats what your boyfriend Peter said....But look what i did for him.
Rachel: YOU DID THIS?
Steve: Someone had to Loosen Him Up...Its not my fault he went to Jail. Oh Wait...yes it is! I Planted the drugs on him!
Rachel: HOW COULD YOU?
Steve: Lets just forget about that and...
*Just han the door trys to Open*
Steve: ITS LOCKED....GO AWAY!
Rachel: HELP
Gary Jenson: Whats going On in their?
*Gary Jenson stands in the hall Looking confused when Peter & Jason come running up*
Gary: Swanson? I Thought you were in Jail?
Peter: No time for that
*Peter trys to Open the door but finds out is locked.*
Steve: I SAID GO AWAY!
*Outside Peters Looking upset*
Peter: I'm gonna have to Bust the door down.
Gary: Son that is Government Property.
Peter: Shut Your Piehole, Jenson!
*Gary Looks shocked as Peter and Jason try to Bust the door down.*
Jason: This isn't working...
Peter: All 3 of us...At 3 run At the door. 1....
Gary: Their is no way im gonna do that....
Peter: 2...
Gary: No!
Peter: 3!
*Gary runs at the door and Knocks It Open But falls to the ground.*
Peter: Well that was easy...
*Peter walks In.*
Peter: Let her go Steve.
Steve: YOU?! HOW?!
Peter: My Father Bailed me out.
Steve: I Thought he was dead.
Peter: I Thought you were dead.
Steve: Point Taken. But your next to die...
*Steve Pulls a Knife out And Lets Rachel go As she runs behind Peter. Steve than runs at Peter but Peter moves and Steve stabs the wall. Peter than Punches Steve in the Face*
Peter: You can't win Steve...
Steve: What?
Peter: You failed to corrupt me. Its OVER!
Steve: No....NOOOOO
*Steve runs at Peter but Peter Punches Him Down as hard as he can. Steve than disapears. Rachel Hugs Peter, Jason smiles As Gary Jenson Looks confused.*
Gary: What the HECK Is going On?
Rachel: Steve planted the drugs on Peter...
Peter: Hes dead..He was sent by Satan to try to corrupt me.
Jason: But Pete's Angel Dad came and tols us what was going On.
Gary: Yeahhhhh.....I'll Make you guys a deal. I'll Let Peter come back to Benson College if you guys promise to never mention this again.
Peter: Deal!
Rachel: I'm Sorry I Doubted You Peter...
Peter: Its Ok. I'm Just glad he didn't get to you.....He Didn't get to you....Right?
Rachel: No.
Peter: Good.
*Peter Kisses Rachel as Jason Smiles & Gary still trys to make sence of what has happened. Jack's Face is shown Looking in the window smiling, He gives a thumbs Up To Peter who sees...Peter than gives a thumbs up back as Jack disapears. The Firey Underworld is than shown as Satan Looks out the window at The Slaves.*
Satan: Well you failed your Mission, Steve.
Steve: I Know Sir...
Satan: Still...I'm Impressed By Your Performance. Therefor I Hope you enjoy your new Job.
Steve: You Mean i get the comfy Job With all the Works?
Satan: No....Your going to be my Entertainment.
*Steve raises an eyebrow as Satan Smiles...Satan is than shown sitting in a chair smiling as Steve appears On Stage Dressed as a cowboy.*
Steve: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOKLAHOMA... WHERE THE WIND COMES SWEEPING DOWN THE PLAAAIN. AND THE WAVING WHEAT CAN SURE SMELL SWEET WHEN THE WIND COMES RIGHT BEHIND THE RAAAAAAAIIIIIIIN.
*The Scene fades with Steve Singing Oklahoma as Satan watches.*
THE END
Written By: Chad Doody
Peter Swanson - Chad Doody
Steve Franklin - Jacob Dahlgren
Jack - Scott Baio
Jason Carter - Taran Killam
Rachel Grant - Lauren Petty
Satan - Abe Vigoda
Ed - Tom Arnold
Gary Jenson - Jon Lovitz
Peter's Mom - Erin Moran
Edward Valentine - Christopher Lloyd
Bartender - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Old Man - Harold Gould
Police Officer - Jeff Daniels
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*"Bad To The Bone" By George Thorogood Plays As The Movie Begins In The Firey Underworld. Their Are alot of Flames around and the sky is red. In The Middle of all of this is a Large Building connected to a Bridge. Inside Of The Building Their appears to be a Very "Businessy" Atmospere. Many People are shown walking the walls in Business suits With Cell Phones and Brief Cases. One Person, However is shown walking in A Casual Black T-Shirt and Jeans...Just than one of the Men in suits stops Him.*
Man In Suit: Steve Not Dressed for work....What A Surprise.
Steve: *Sighs* What do you want Ed?
Ed: You Musta Screwed up Bad this time...The Big Guy Wants To See You.
Steve: You Mean?
Ed: Thats Right....Satan is waiting in his Office.
*A Closeup Of Steve's Face is shown as he Gulps. A Large office is than shown With A Large Window. Outside the window you can see Many People working Like slaves as Large Men Whip Them. In front of the window you can see a Chair Turned towards the window with the Back of a Man's Head. Just Than Theirs A Knock on the door as Ed walks in with Steve.*
Ed: Mr. Satan.....Sir.
*The Chair turns around revealing an Elderly Man Wearing a Red Business suit with a Black tie.*
Satan: Yes.
Ed: I Brought Steve for ya...
*Steve is shown by the door Looking terrified as Ed has to push him In.*
Satan: Thank You Ed. That will be All.
*Ed walks out the door as Steve stands Looking scared.*
Satan: Have A Seat Young Man.
*Steve Nervously sits down at a Chair In front of the desk.*
Satan: Can I Get you anything? Perhaps, A Beverage?
Steve: No Thanks Sir.
Satan: Well Let me get right to the Point. A Year and a Half ago, You And 3 friends were Drinking and Driving....Your Friends were all Injured While you were Killed.
Steve: Yeah.
Satan: You were a Very bad Boy, Werent you Steve?
Steve: Well....Lets just say i like to do things my own way.
Satan: I Admire That...Well Anyways, Like everyone else That lived a Life of Sin and Died...You Were sent here to me. Naturally...Sinners Are My Kind of People, And I Believe in giving my people a second chance.
Steve: Which is why you let them work in your Offices?
Satan: Correct. But its not that easy you see....Because One Day I Ask All Of My Employees for a Favor. If they do the favor, They Get to keep their Cushy Job working for me for eternity. If they refuse to do the favor, Or Fail To do the Favor right....Than Well....
*Satan Turns the chair Around and Points at all of the slaves Outside working.*
Satan: Than they Becomes My Slaves for Eternity....And Believe me, Im Not As Nice of a Slavemaster as i am Boss.
Steve: So Your asking me for a Favor?
Satan: Yes. As you may Know....Its my Business to Monitor all of the Good people on Earth, And send My Employees down to Influence them In Bad ways and Turn Them Into Generally Bad People.
Steve: Really?
Satan: How do you think People become Bad And end up here?
Steve: Wow.
Satan: And Now its your turn to Try to Corrupt and Influence A Nice Cleancut Young Man.....And turn him into A Rebellious, Wild, Mean Spirited Jerk.
Steve: Thats it?....And Ill Be taken care of for Eternity?
Satan: For Eternity...Youll Get to keep the same Job you've had since you died. You'll Get to continue staying in the Luxorious Room With A King Sized Bed, All your Basic Needs, And every channel...Including Playboy!
Steve: Sweet! So Whos this guy I Have to change?
Satan: Well, Im going to be honest with you Steve....This May be a Bit of a challenge.
Steve: Why?
Satan: The young man your dealing with Has Never done anything wrong....
Steve: Never?
Satan: He doesnt Smoke, Drink, Swear, Jaywalk, Get In Fights, Disobey His Parents.....NOTHING!
Steve: Wait.....He doesnt Jaywalk?
Satan: He doesnt even Jaywalk Steve. Like i said, This is going to be a Challenge. But If you dont think you can Handle it.....It Will Be Ok.
Steve: It Will?
Satan: Yes....Of course youll have to be my Slave for all Eternity.
Steve: No No....Ill Do It.
Satan: Alright. But remember....You Cannot tell him that I Sent you. You Will Act Like A Simple Human Being....If Worse comes to worse, Use your head And think of a Plan.
Steve: Ok........I Can do this. How Hard can it be to Make someone bad?
*Satan Gets a Grin on his Face. "Catch A Falling Star" By Perry Como is than heard As The Scene Shows a Bedroom. Inside the bedroom Is A Teenage Boy Dancing around And Combing His Hair. The Boy Than takes the Comb and Looks into the Mirror Pretending to Sing When his Mother walks In.*
Mom: Peter....
*Peter Stops and Turns off the Music Looking embarassed, Than Sits down on his bed.*
Peter: Yeah Mom?
*Peter's Mom Sits down on the bed next to Peter.*
Mom: Can We have a talk?
Peter: Sure Mom, Whats Up?
Mom: Well....Your going away to College Tommorow. And I Realize this seems like a very exciting time.....But you also have to realize That you not going to be home anymore. And theirs Probably going to be alot of People Experimenting with things And doing things That They really shouldnt be doing. And Some of these people May try to Pressure you into doing Something you dont want to do. Peer Pressure is hard....But dont let anyone talk you into something you dont want to do.
Peter: Dont worry Mom...I Wont.
Mom: Oh Peter....Your Such A Good Boy. If Your Father were still Alive....He would be so Proud Of the Wonderful Young Man You've Become.
*Peter's Mom Hugs Peter.*
Mom: Im Going to miss you Honey.
Peter: Im gonna Miss you too Mom....But Ill Call Everynight. I Promise.
*Peter's Mom Smiles and Stands Up.*
Mom: Im Sure your Going to do fine On your Own.
Peter: Yeah. Besides....Its Only a 4 Hour Drive from here.
Mom: You Will Visit somtimes, Right?
Peter: Of Course!
*Mom Smiles*
Mom: Dinner will be ready in a Few Minutes. Better wash Up.
Peter: Ok Mom.
*Peter's Mom leaves the room as Peter Gets a Small worried Look on His Face. The next day, A Car is shown Entering a College Campus as Peter gets Out.*
Peter: Here I Am.....Benson College.
*Peter walks Up To The Dorms When A Man Stops Him.*
Man: Hello, Im Gary Jenson. Im The Dean, A Teacher, And the guy in charge of the dorms. Whats your Name?
Peter: Peter Swanson.
Gary: Nice to meet you Peter. Your In Dorm 22.
*Gary Hands Peter A Key*
Peter: Thanks.
Gary: Ive heard good things about you. Your not going to be giving me any trouble are you?
Peter: No Sir.
Gary: Glad To Hear It. Your first Class Is tommorow at 8 AM, I Will Be teaching you Literature.
Peter: I'll Be their sir.
*Gary Pats Peter on the back as Peter Walks Into The Dorm. He starts walking down the hallway and walks Up To Room 22. He than Opens the door with his key and walks In. Once inside he Looks around at everything, And sees Steve.*
Steve: Hi
Peter: Hi...
Steve: Im Your Roommate, Steve Franklin.
Peter: Nice to meet You Steve, Im Peter Swanson.
*Peter Shakes Steves Hand As a girl walks In and Peter walks up to her and Kisses Her*
Peter: Rachel, This is my roomate Steve. Steve, This is my Girlfriend Rachel.
*Steve Smiles and Shakes Rachels Hand*
Steve: Nice to meet ya Babe.
Rachel: Uhhh...You Too. Hey Pete, I Just came to say Hi...I Really have to be going.
Peter: Alright. Why dont you come by Tommorow night and we can go to Dinner.
Rachel: Sounds Good! Bye
*Rachel walks out as Chad waves.*
Steve: Niiice.
Peter: Whaaa?
Steve: Your Girlfriend. How did you manage that?
Peter: ....Well We sorta grew up together. We've dated as long as i can remember.
Steve: And she goes here too?
Peter: Yep. We've planned it for years.
Steve: Hmm....What do you say we get outta here and go have some fun?
Peter: Ummm....Id Rather just stick Around here.
Steve: C'Mon....We're College guys now. Lets go have some fun.
Peter: Fine...
*Peter and Steve are than shown Walking out of the Building when a Guy walks Up to Peter.*
Guy: Hey Pete....Good to see ya.
Peter: Jason! This is My Roomate Steve. Steve, This is my best friend Jason.
Jason: How ya doing?
Steve: Fine.
*Jason Looks a Little Odd at Steve*
Steve: Well, We sorta have Plans.
Jason: Oh...Alright. Hey Pete, See you in Class tommorow.
Peter: Sure thing Jas. Maybe we can do something After Class.
Jason: Yeah Sure. Later
Peter: Bye
*Peter & Steve walk off as Jason Looks at them funny. Later in The Car, Peter Is driving and Steves sitting in the Passengers seat.*
Steve: Why dont we play some Tunes?
Peter: Ok
*Peter turns On the radio as "Superstar" By The Carpenters Begins to Play And Steve Looks at Peter funny.*
Steve: What Is THIS?
Peter: Carpenters....You've never heard them?
Steve: No, And quite frankly im Glad i havent.
*Steve Pulls Out the CD And Puts it With the others. Steve than reads what else their is.*
Steve: The Carpenters...Sonny & Cher.....PERRY COMO?!
Peter: I LOVE Perry Como!
*Steve Takes the Perry Como CD And Tosses it out the window.*
Peter: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Steve: Doing you A Big Favor. That stuff isnt Music....Dont you have anything Loud and Angry?
Peter: Well I Enjoy The Occcasional Neil Diamond...
Steve: No Way....NO FREAKIN WAY MAN! Let Me show you what Music is.
*Steve Reaches In His Pocket and Pulls out a CD. Steve than puts It In And some Loud heavy metal Music plays as Peter Covers his ears, Than turns it off.*
Peter: WAY Too Loud Man...
Steve: Whatever....Lets Go Find A Bar.
Peter: I Dont drink.
Steve: Yeah, Well your gonna start tonight Friend.
Peter: I Dont Know...
Steve: Peter....This is College Man, This is the time you need to experiment with stuff. If you dont experiment...You'll Never know what its like.
Peter: But i dont really wanna Know what its like...
Steve: Too Bad, Your Going.
Peter: You Know...For a guy I've Known less than an Hour, You sure are Bossy when it comes to things you have no right to tell me to do.
Steve: Im Just Trying to Loosen you up Bro. You Need to learn to have a good time.
*Peter Looks annoyed as They keep driving.*
Steve: Look, A Cat.....Try to Hit It!
Peter: What? Im Not gonna Hit a Cat!
Steve: C'Mon, Its Fun! Just Swerve a Little To the right and SPLAT!
Peter: NO!
Steve: KILL THE STUPID CAT
*Steve Grabs the Steering wheel and Swerves the Car towards the Cat. The Cat Looks at the Car scared when suddenly Peter pushes Steve back and just Barely misses the Cat as he swerves the car back in the Position it was.*
Peter: WHAT KIND OF MANIAC ARE YOU?
Steve: The Kind of Maniac that Teaches Stiffs Like you to have a Good time, Now Turn In Here.
*Peter Reluctantly turns The Car Into a Bar. Later that night a Bunch of drunks are shown In the Bar Playing Pool And Yelling as Peter & Steve Are sitting in stools and the Bartender walks Up.*
Bartender: Anouther Beer sir?
Steve: Yeah.
Bartender: And Anouther...Root Beer for you sir?
Peter: Yes Please.
Steve: Nah....He'll Have a beer too.
Peter: I Dont want a Beer.
Steve: Your Havin' A Beer!
*The Bartender Hands Peter & Steve 2 Mugs Of Beer.*
Bartender: DRINK YUH BEEH.
*The Bartender walks away as Peter & Steve sit. Steve takes a sip of his beer as Peter just stares at His.*
Steve: Drink It Man...
Peter: Why are you doing this? What does it matter to you What i do?
Steve: Because your Going to be my roomate for the next 4 years...And I Dont wanna Live with a Stiff. Just Take a sip, Its Good.
Peter: FINE
*Peter takes a sip of his beer but drinks a Little too much a Little too fast and starts to Choke.*
Peter: YUCK MAN....
Steve: Your A Man Now Swanson.
*Later On Both Men Are Out By the Car.*
Peter: I Dont think i should drive man...
Steve: You are the FIRST Guy i have ever seen Get drunk after one beer Man.
Peter: Im Not Used to it. Better find someone else to drive.
Steve: Naaaah. You Can Handle it. Got us a couple More Beers for the road too.
Peter: I Dunno Man....
Steve: Be A Man and drive.
*Later On Both men are in the car driving.*
Peter: 4 beers....Too Much Man.
Steve: NOPE NOPE NOPE....Lets turn on the radio.
*Steve Turns On the Radio and Messes with the Knob.*
Steve: 97.4? Whats This?
Peter: Oh Thats the Showtune Station.
Steve: Shooooowtuuuuune?
*Later On Both men are Drinking their beers as Oklahoma Plays on the radio.*
Peter: WE KNOW WE BELONG TO THE LAND....AND THE LAND WE BELONG TO IS GRAAAAAND. AND WHEN WE SAAAAAAY.....
Peter & Steve: YOW.....I YIPPEE YO KA YAAAAAAAAY
Peter: WE'RE ONLY SAYING...YOUR DOING FINE OKLAHOOOOOMA....
Peter & Steve: OKLAHOMA YOUR OK!!!!
*Peter turns down the Radio.*
Peter: Maybe we Better Uhhhhhhh.....You Know. Whats that thing thats the Opposite of go?
Steve: Stop?
Peter: Stop What?
Steve: I Dunno Man you said stop.
Peter: I Said Stop what?
Steve: I Dunno
Peter: YA DONT? WERENT YA PAYIN' ATTENTION?
Steve: To What?
Peter: Huh?
Steve: Huh?
Peter: Huh?
Steve: HUH?
Peter: WHY ARENT YOU PAYING ATTENTION?!
*An Old Man Is shown Walking On A Sidewalk*
Steve: DID YOU SEE THAT MAN?
Peter: What?
Steve: That Old fart just gave you the finger man!
Peter: Nahhhh
Steve: YES HE DID! HE THINKS YOUR BETTER THAN YOU.....And I Think He was Hitting on Rachel earlier.
*Peter stops the car*
Peter: I'LL SHOOOOW HIM!
*Peter gets out of the car And Yells at the Old Man*
Peter: HEY...
*The Old Man turns around*
Peter: THATS RIGHT...IM TALKIN' TO YOU YA OLD FART!
*The Old Man starts to walk away*
Peter: DONT YOU WALK AWAY WHEN IM TALKIN' TO YOU!
*Peter runs and Tackles the Old man than starts Punching him. The Old Man yells In Agony as Peter Gets Up and Kicks him in the ribs*
Peter: THATS RIGHT PAL....STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRL!
*Peter walks off and gets back in the car. The Car Than drives Into the Campus as Both men Get out and Walk Drunklike Into their Dorm.*
Peter: Good Time Man...Good Time.
Steve: I Knew you would like it if you loosened Up.
*Peter dives At his bed and lands On It.*
Peter: WEEEEEE
*Just than theirs a Knock on the door.*
Peter: COME IN
*The door Opens and Rachel walks In*
Peter: RACHEL!!! HOW YA GOIN BABE!
*Peter Trys Quickly to get out of bed and ends up falling.*
Rachel: How Am I Going? Are You Ok?
*Peter gets Up*
Peter: Oh Yeah Im Great. Hows the Kids?
Rachel: Kids? What Kids?
Peter: YOU MEAN YOUR NOT WATCHIN' EM?
Rachel: Peter...Whats going On? Do I Smell Liquor?
Peter: No...Thats PINE SOL.
Rachel: Oh My God Peter....Your Drunk!
Peter: Nah...Im Just....Well Yeah, Im Drunk.
Rachel: Whats Going On Peter? You have NEVER Drank Before.
Peter: I....
*Peter falls Back In To Bed and starts Snoring.*
Steve: Hes Been drinking beer all Night...I Tried to Get him to stop, But he wouldn't.
Rachel: But Why?
Steve: Well I Seem to remember him saying Hes In College Now and Wants to Experiment. Happens to So Many Good Kids...They go to College and Make some Bad Choices, And it screws up their entire life.
Rachel: No...Not Peter. I Dont know what Posessed him to drink tonight, But Hes not like this.
Steve: Its A Very sad thing Rachel, But This isnt the first time something like this has Happened. Let Me Guess...He was a Straight A Student, Never got in trouble At All, Helped Charitys?
Rachel: Yeah.
Steve: Such A Shame....Of Course, Im Not going to let it happen to me. I'm Here to Work hard On My Studys.
*Rachel Smiles*
Rachel: Cool....So...Is Peter going to be Ok?
Steve: Tonight? Yes. Longterm?....I Sure Hope So.
Rachel: Well...I Really have to be going. Tell Peter i'll see him tommorow if he wakes up.
Steve: You Bet. Bye.
*Steve smiles as Rachel walks Out. Steve than walks Into the Bathroom And sits On the toilet as He Takes a Gameboy Out of his Pocket and turns It On Revealing Satan On the screen.*
Satan: Hows it going Steve?
Steve: Pretty well so far Sir...Not Only did i get him Totally drunk for the first time In His Life, But now Im Turning His Hotty Girlfriend against him. Anouther week and The Chump Will Be A Mess while i score with His Girl.
Satan: Excellent. Just remember Steve....If you fail Me...
*A Shot of all of the Tortured slaves working in fire are shown.*
Steve: Im NOT Going to Fail.
Satan: Good.
Steve: No.....Bad.
*Steve Grins, As does Satan as the Transmission ends and Steve walks out of the bathroom. The next morning a Classroom is shown With Gary Jenson teaching them. Just Than Peter runs In Looking like a mess as his Books fall and the Class Laughs.*
Gary: Mr. Swanson....Your Late for Class.
Peter: Im Sorry sir....I Woke up feeling terrible and Threw Up for like an Hour.
Gary: Are you coming down with something?
Peter: No Sir, I Just....Had A Bit to much to drink last night.
Gary: Mr. Swanson, Im Surprised at you...Your Files Said you were a Very Well Behaved And Respectful Young Man.
Peter: Im Sorry Sir...
Gary: Well Dont think Your going to be around long If this keeps happening. Now Have a seat.
*Peter Walks In and Sits Down In Between Rachel & Jason.*
Jason: Peter Swanson....Drinking?
Rachel: I Cant Believe you did that Peter.
Peter: I Know...
*The Bell rings as Most students walk out.*
Rachel: You Just had me worried is all Peter.
Peter: I Wont do it again...I Promise.
Rachel: Alright Peter....Do you still want to have Dinner tonight?
Peter: Of Course!
Rachel: Ok. Come By My Dorm Tonight At 7.
Peter: I'll Be their!
*Peter And Rachel Kiss and Rachel walks out.*
Jason: What On Earth would possess YOU Of all people, To Drink?
Peter: Long Story...
Jason: It was that Steve Guy, wasnt It? Man...I Wish They would have just let us be roomates like we planned.
Peter: Why did they change that anyway?
Jason: Apparently this Steve guy asked to be roomed up wih you.
Peter: What? Why?
Jason: No Clue....But i dont trust this guy. And You shouldn't either!
Peter: Be A Little more Trusting Jas. Everytime I've Ever Became friends with anyone else you always hate them.
Jason: This is different man. Theirs just something about that guy I Don't Like...
Peter: Jason, Dont Worry Man....Your my best friend. Always have been, Always Will Be.
Jason: Its you im worried about.
Peter: Everythings Gonna Be Ok....I Made One Mistake, It Wont Happen again.
*Peter walks off as Jason Still looks uneasy about this. Peter is shown later in the day walking in the dorm as Steve lays on the bed.*
Steve: Hey Peter.
Peter: Hi Steve.
Steve: So whats he plans for tonight?
Peter: Having dinner with Rachel.
Steve: Sounds Good.
Peter: Yeah. I Gotta Get ready.
*Peter walks in the bathroom as Steve gets a big smile on his face, Gets Up and Pours some Glasses of soda...Than Takes a Bottle of whiskey out of his Pocket and pours some into one of the Glasses of soda.*
Steve: If he gets drunk after one BEER, I Can Only imagine what one whiskey would do.
*Peter walks Out of the bathroom as Stev offers him the Glass of soda.*
Steve: Want some soda?
Peter: Sure, Thanks.
*Steve Hands Peter the Glass of soda as Peter drinks it down.*
Peter: ......Tangier than usual. I Gotta Go.
Steve: Have a Good time.
Peter: Thanks.
*Peter walks out of the room as Steve grins. Peter is than shown Staggering down the hallway when he gets to Rachel's Dorm and Knocks on the door. Rachel than Opens the door and Peter walks In.*
Peter: Hhhhhey.
Rachel: Hi. Ready to go?
Peter: Go Where?
Rachel: Dinner, Silly!
*Peter stands Looking Confused*
Rachel: Peter, Are You Ok?
Peter: Yups, I Am!
Rachel: Peter, You've Been drinking again haven't you?
Peter: I Dunno
Rachel: What do you mean you dont know?
Peter: I Just.....I Just.....
*Peter starts throwing Up on the floor as Rachel Looks Upset*
Rachel: Peter....I Dont like what you've become. Its Like your a different person lately.
Peter: No. Thats Not True.
*Peter grabs his head and gets down On His Knees*
Rachel: Peter, Whats Happe..
Peter: Just.....SHUT UP. Leave me alone...
Rachel:....If thats the way you want it Peter. Get Out.
Peter: Rachel...I Just...
Rachel: JUST GET OUT...
*Peter walks out the door sad as Rachel slams the door shut and starts crying. Peter than walks down the hallway when he sees a strange Man in a White Jacket*
Man: Bad Day. Huh, Kid?
Peter: You said It.
Man: Rachel really doesn't like the new you.
Peter: No....Wait a Minute...Were you SPYING On Us?
Man: *Laughs* No...I Just Know things.
Peter: How?
Man: Lets just say i have friends in High places. The names Jack.
Peter: You Look Familiar....But i cant place it.
Jack: Nevermind that. I'm Just here to tell you, You've Been set up.
Peter: What?
Jack: Let me ask you something. How do you feel right now?
Peter: I Feel like last night....Drunk. Only Its sorta wearing off.
Jack: Have you been drinking today?
Peter: No...Its weird. I Haven't been drinking yet i feel drunk.
Jack: Maybe you have been drinking...And you just dont know it.
Peter: What do you mean?
Jack: Maybe someone set you up Pete.
Peter: Who?
Jack: I Gotta Go...
Peter: No Wait, Who?
Jack: Im Sorry, But i have an Appointment.
*Jack walks down the hallway and out the door, Peter looks confused than runs and Looks out the door but notices Jack is gone.*
Peter: What The Heck?...
*Back in the dorm Room Steve is Laying on his bed reading a Comic Book when Peter barges In*
Steve: Hey Peter. Back already?
Peter: You set me up didn't you?
Steve: What do you mean?...
Peter: No Wonder that soda was Tangier than usual....Their was Liquor in it. Wasnt their?
Steve: Peter, I...
Peter: Save It......I Dont Know who you are Or what your trying to Pull...But you better cut it out.
*Steve grins and stands up, Than walks up to Peter and Puts his arm around him*
Steve: Peter Peter Peter....Its like the Carpenters Song On your CD Says....We've Only Just Begun!
Peter: Why are you doing this?
Steve: None of your Business.
Peter: I Hate You.
Steve: Why don't you go ahead And Beat me Up, Pete? Go Ahead....Add Violence to your recent List of Bad Deeds. I'm Sure Rachel Would Love to hear that you've become a Violent Drunk.
Peter: Leave Rachel Out Of This...
Steve: Rachels Already In It.
*Peter grabs Steve By his shirt and Looks like hes about to Pound him as Steve smiles*
Steve: Go Ahead. Beat Me Up.
*Peter Starts Looking Madder, Than drops Steve And walks out the door angrily. Steve is than shown sitting on the ground Smiling. Peter is Walking down the hallway and Sees Jason.*
Peter: Jason...
Jason: Whats Up, Pete?
Peter: You were right about that guy....Hes No Good.
Jason: What Happened?
Peter: He Put Liquor In My Soda So I Acted like an Idiot on my date. Rachel probably hates me now...
Jason: No Way. Rachel loves you man...
Peter: Not after the way i acted. Jason...I Need your help. I Wanna find out who this guy is and what hes trying to do.
Jason: Count Me In, Man. I've Had a bad feeling about this guy since i met him.
Peter: We just gotta find someone That has Information on everyone on the Campus...
Peter & Jason: JENSON!
*Peter & Jason are shown sneaking up towards Jenson's Office. They Hide behind a wall and Look Inside where they see Jenson working on Paperwork.*
Peter: You Distract Him, I'll Grab Steve's Folder.
Jason: Got It.
*Jason runs into Gary Jenson's Office*
Jason: DEAN JENSON...COME QUICK.
Gary Jenson: What is it, Carter?
Jason: Theirs some guy selling drugs ouside.
Gary Jenson: What Kind of drugs?
Jason: Uhhh....Flintstone Vitamens.
*Gary Jenson Looks at Jason Odd*
Jason: And Crack...
Gary Jenson: Not In My School.
*Gary & Jason run out of the room as Peter sneaks In and starts going through file Cabinets. He Looks at all the folders until he sees On that says "Steve Franklin".*
Peter: Bingo
*Peter runs out of the room quickly as Gary & Jason Walk back into the room*
Jason: Im Sorry sir...I Guess they must have left.
Gary: Well thanks for Alerting me anyway, Carter. And dont you worry...I'll Find the Hoodlum Eventually.
Jason: Very Reassuring Sir.
*Gary smiles as Jason walks out and meets Peter down the hallway.*
Jason: Got it?
Peter: Got It!
*Peter & Jason Are shown in Jason's Dorm As Peter reads through the folder*
Peter: I Dont get it...Theirs No Grades, History or anything in here.
Jason: Very Odd.
Peter: It Just says he Paid ALOT Of Money to get In.
Jason: Probably Has a rich Dad or something...Payed his way into College Without even having to have good grades. Talk About Corrupt.
Peter: Yeah...But we still dont know anything about this guy.
Jason: I Have an Idea...I Have this Friend...Well actually My Dad's Friend. Hes a bit weird...But he has An Incredible Computer System. If anyone can track this guys history down...Its Him.
Peter: Its worth a Try.
*Peter & Jason are shown Outside a Building as Jason Knocks And an Old Man Opens the door.*
Old Man: JASON! Good to see you My Boy...Come On In.
*Jason & Peter walk In and see a A Room Filled with Computers.*
Peter: Wow.
Old Man: Yes, I Have a verye Extensive Computer Collection. Allow me to introduce myself, My Name is Edward Valentine.
Peter: Why do you have so Many computers?
Edward: I Used to be a Computer Trainer. I Also Once helped a Secret Agent Stop A Mail Fraud By Getting him Past Evil Postal Wokers Into A Back Alley.
*Peter Looks confused*
Jason Whispering To Peter: I Told you he was weird.
Jason: Hey Edward, We need to find Info on someone. Think you can help us?
Edward: Of Course. I Can find Inforomation On Anyone. Follow Me.
*Edward is shown sitting at a computer as Peter & Jason stand Over him*
Edward: Whats the name of the person you want to find?
Peter: Steve Franklin. Hes about our age...About 5'8....Dirty Blonde Hair.
*Edward types*
Edward: Theirs 3 results Fitting this. One However, Is Deceased.
Jason: Well we can eliminate that one.
*Edward Opens one file*
Edward: Is that him?
Peter: No
*Edward Opens The Second Folder*
Edward: How about him?
Peter: Thats Not Him Eiher...
Jason: This is strange.
Peter: This is gonna sound Crazy...But Open the Third One. The Deceased One...
*Edward Opens the file as Peter & Jason Both Look shocked*
Peter: I Cant believe it...
Jason:....Its.....Him...
Edward: It says here that he Died a Year and A Half ago in an Auto Mobile Accident.
Jason: This is weird...
Peter: Your telling me Steve is DEAD?
Jason: This has gotta be a mistake.
Edward: Thats Impossible. This is straight out of the Government's Records.
Peter: Maybe he faked his own death?
Jason: This doesn't Make any sence. First we find out he doesn't Have any Records In School and Bought himself In...Now we Fin out hes DEAD?
*Jack shows Up Behind Them*
Jack: Thats Because he is dead.
*Peter, Jason & Edward all turn around*
Edward: WHO ARE YOU? HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?
Peter: Jack?
Jack: Its a Long story Gentlemen. But Your going to have to trust me on this...
*Jack, Peter, Jason & Edward are Shown sitting by fireplace.*
Peter: So this guy was sent by SATAN To try to Corrupt me into doing bad things?
Jack: Yes.
Peter: I Dont believe it...
Jack: Well Peter...In the past 2 days you've gotten Drunk twice, Told your girlfriend to shut up, Beat up an Elderly Man...
Jason: Dude...You beat up an Old Man?
Peter: I Was Drunk...
*Jason raises his eyebrow*
Peter: So wait a Minute. How do you know all this?
Jack: Well...Steve was sent by Satan, I Was sent by the other guy.
Peter: GOD?
Jack: You Betcha.
Jason: So your like...An Angel?
Jack: Nothing gets past you, Does It?
Edward: This is all very strange. If you dont Mind....I'm Going to go to Bed. You can all let yourselves out the front door.
*Edward Walks away As Peter, Jason & Jack walk outside*
Jack: I Gotta go guys.
Jason: But wait...What are we gonna do about Steve?
Peter: I Already Know What hes doing...So I Can just avoid him.
Jack: Its not that easy Kid. He Has Anouther person In Mind Now That hes already Somewhat corrupted you.
Peter: Who?
Jack: Rachel.
Peter: I'll Kill Him.....I'LL ILL HIM.
Jack: Hes already Dead Kid...Besides, Thats what he WANTS You to do. Listen, I Can't Directly Help you guys...Its Against the rules. But I Will be around to give you Advice and Support. I Really have to be going now.
*Jack walks off.*
Peter: Its getting late. Can i stay in your dorm tonight?
Jason: Sure.
*Peter & Jason are shown back at The College when A Police Officer walks Out and Handcuffs Peter.*
Peter: WHATS THIS ALL ABOUT?
Police Officer: You Have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will be used against you in a Court of law.
*Gary Jenson walks out.*
Jason: Mr. Jenson...Whats Happening?
Gary: Well After you informed me of the Young Man selling drugs i decided to do an Inspection of all the dorms...And guess what i found under Mr. Swanson's Bed?
*Gary Holds Up A Baggy full of Crack*
Peter: Mr. Jenson....Its Not Mine.
Gary: I Really expected more from you Peter...But I Guess this explains your odd behavior as of late. I Have No Choice but to Kick you out of Benson Colege And Let the Authoritys take you.
*Rachel Walks Out*
Rachel: Peter....I Can't Believe this.
Peter: Rachel...I Didn't.
Rachel: You Know...Just stop it. You've Really changed Peter...Steve was right.
Peter: STEVE? WHAT DID STEVE SAY?
*The Police Officer puts Peter in the back of the Police car and drives off as Rachel is shown Looking down.*
Jason: Rachel. Steve is...
Gary: A Fine young Man. He was the One that Found the drugs in the first place.
Jason: What? I Gotta go find him...
*Jason runs off and Gary walks off as Rachel stands With a tear in her eye. Peter is than shown sitting in his Jail cell Looking down.*
Police Officer: Hey Swason...You Got a Visitor.
*Steve walks up to the cell*
Peter: Let me guess. You Planted the drugs On Me, Right?
*Steve Smiles*
Steve: Now dont go accusing people for your own Mistakes Peter...
Peter: I Hate You...I've Never hated anyone in my entire Life until i met you...But I HATE You.
Steve: Oh Come On Pete...We can stil be friends. Im Sure you'll be out in a Year or two.
Peter: I Know who you are Steve....I Know what you were sent to do.
Steve: I Figured One of those Loudmouthed Angels would tell you eventually...But its too late, Now Isnt It?
Peter: Your Scum.
Steve: That reminds me Peter. Hav you And Rachel ever....You Know....Did the Horizontal Juke "N" Jive?
Peter: No...We were saving that for Marriage.
Steve: So shes a Virgin?
Peter: Yes.
Steve: Not for Long...Now if you'll excuse me, I Have To Go Console her. This whole thing has made her a wreck...
*Steve smiles*
Peter: You Piece of crap.....YOU PIECE OF CRAP
*Peter Trys to Hit Steve through the Bars when the Police Officer walks In*
Police Officer: CUT IT OUT SWANSON...Before i put you In The Cell wih no Toilet.
Steve: Catch ya Later Pete.....MUCH Later.
*Steve & The Police Officer walk out as Peter Looks down. However, The Police Officer than walks in again.*
Police Officer: Hey Swanson...Turns out you made Bail. Your Free to go.
Peter: By Who?
*Jack Walks In.*
Jack: Lets Get you outta here.
*Peter & Jack are shown outside*
Jack: Ok Kid...Get to it.
Peter: To What?
Jack: Stopping Steve.
Peter: Are you Kidding me? The guys Already Got me arrested, Kicked out of school, Made me lose My Girlfriend, Corrupted Me into a bad person...
Jack: Your not a bad person Peter. When Satan Sends Henchmen to Corrupt good people....They Go down their because they dont do anything to stop it. They let it Happen and go on with their lives. You can't let that happen to you!
Peter: I CANT STOP HIM!
*Peter starts to walk off*
Jack: So Thats It...Your just gonna give up?
*Peter looks frustrated, Than turns around and walks back.*
Peter: Yes...Im going to give up.
Jack: What about when you were 5 years Old And learning to ride a Bike...You had A Really hard time learning that, But you didnt give up. No Matter how bad it got...You NEVER Gave up.
Peter: Yeah But I.....Nevermind.
Jack: Yeah but you What?
Peter: I Had my Dad their to support me...My Dad Always made me feel like i could do anything. But he died when i was 7.
Jack: Just because hes Dead doesn't mean hes not around...
Peter: What?
Jack: I Am Him.
Peter: What Are you talking about? Just because you have the same name as him doesn't mean anything...You Look Nothing like him.
Jack: Well I've Aged Peter. Just because your Dead doesn't mean you stop ageing.
Peter: You....Cant be serious?
Jack: Look Hard at me Peter...
*Peter Examines Jack's Face*
Peter: Oh My God.....Dad.
*Peter Hugs Jack*
Jack: I Believe in you Kid...Always Have....Always Will. But i cant help you anymore...You Have to do this Yourself.
Peter: Your still gonna be around though...Right?
Jack: Yes....But you wont be able to see me Or have a Direct Conversation. That can Only be done in times of Extreme Need...And i've done all i can to help you.
Peter: I Love You Dad.
Jack: I Love you too Pete....Now get to it Kid. Rachel needs you. Fight for whats good...And all Thats bad in you will Disapear.
*Jack walks off as Peter starts to run in the other direction. Back at Steve's Dorm Rachel is inside.*
Rachel: I Just can't believe what hes become...You were right all along.
Steve: Unfortunately...It Happens to to many young guys. But i'm Not going to let it happen to me...And I'm Happy tos ee it wont happen to you either.
Rachel: Uhhh Thanks...
Steve: Why dont we just put all of this behind us and Have a good time.
Rachel: What do you mean?
*Steve starts Massaging Rachel's Back*
Steve: I Think you know what i mean...
*Peter is shown running down the street when Jason Drives up in a Car.*
Jason: I Was just on my way to jail to see you.
Peter: Jack Bailed me out....Your neevr gonna believe this. Hes my Dad!
Jason: No Way!
Peter: We gotta get to The Campus and Fast...Steve has Rachel.
Jason: Get In.
*Peter Gets In Jason's Car as Jason turns the car around and heads back towards the College. Back in the dorm Steve trys to Unbutton Rachel's Shirt But she gets Up and slaps him*
Steve: What?
Rachel: WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?
Steve: Come On Babe...I Just wanna have a Little fun.
Rachel: Well I'm Not that Kind Of girl...
Steve: Well I'll MAKE You that kind of girl.
*Rachel runs towards the door but Steve grabs hER.*
Steve: Your not going anywhere...
*Peter & Jason are shown in the car.*
Peter: CAN'T THIS GO ANY FASTER?
Jason: Not without breaking the law...
Peter: THAN BREAK THE LAW...I HAVE TO SAVE RACHEL.
Jason: You really have changed....I Think I Like it!
*Jason starts going faster as the Ca speeds Up. Back in the dorm.*
Rachel: Let me go.
Steve: Lets just sit down...have a Little wine And You can go home when we're through.
Rachel: I Don't Drink.
*Steve Grins*
Steve: Thats what your boyfriend Peter said....But look what i did for him.
Rachel: YOU DID THIS?
Steve: Someone had to Loosen Him Up...Its not my fault he went to Jail. Oh Wait...yes it is! I Planted the drugs on him!
Rachel: HOW COULD YOU?
Steve: Lets just forget about that and...
*Just han the door trys to Open*
Steve: ITS LOCKED....GO AWAY!
Rachel: HELP
Gary Jenson: Whats going On in their?
*Gary Jenson stands in the hall Looking confused when Peter & Jason come running up*
Gary: Swanson? I Thought you were in Jail?
Peter: No time for that
*Peter trys to Open the door but finds out is locked.*
Steve: I SAID GO AWAY!
*Outside Peters Looking upset*
Peter: I'm gonna have to Bust the door down.
Gary: Son that is Government Property.
Peter: Shut Your Piehole, Jenson!
*Gary Looks shocked as Peter and Jason try to Bust the door down.*
Jason: This isn't working...
Peter: All 3 of us...At 3 run At the door. 1....
Gary: Their is no way im gonna do that....
Peter: 2...
Gary: No!
Peter: 3!
*Gary runs at the door and Knocks It Open But falls to the ground.*
Peter: Well that was easy...
*Peter walks In.*
Peter: Let her go Steve.
Steve: YOU?! HOW?!
Peter: My Father Bailed me out.
Steve: I Thought he was dead.
Peter: I Thought you were dead.
Steve: Point Taken. But your next to die...
*Steve Pulls a Knife out And Lets Rachel go As she runs behind Peter. Steve than runs at Peter but Peter moves and Steve stabs the wall. Peter than Punches Steve in the Face*
Peter: You can't win Steve...
Steve: What?
Peter: You failed to corrupt me. Its OVER!
Steve: No....NOOOOO
*Steve runs at Peter but Peter Punches Him Down as hard as he can. Steve than disapears. Rachel Hugs Peter, Jason smiles As Gary Jenson Looks confused.*
Gary: What the HECK Is going On?
Rachel: Steve planted the drugs on Peter...
Peter: Hes dead..He was sent by Satan to try to corrupt me.
Jason: But Pete's Angel Dad came and tols us what was going On.
Gary: Yeahhhhh.....I'll Make you guys a deal. I'll Let Peter come back to Benson College if you guys promise to never mention this again.
Peter: Deal!
Rachel: I'm Sorry I Doubted You Peter...
Peter: Its Ok. I'm Just glad he didn't get to you.....He Didn't get to you....Right?
Rachel: No.
Peter: Good.
*Peter Kisses Rachel as Jason Smiles & Gary still trys to make sence of what has happened. Jack's Face is shown Looking in the window smiling, He gives a thumbs Up To Peter who sees...Peter than gives a thumbs up back as Jack disapears. The Firey Underworld is than shown as Satan Looks out the window at The Slaves.*
Satan: Well you failed your Mission, Steve.
Steve: I Know Sir...
Satan: Still...I'm Impressed By Your Performance. Therefor I Hope you enjoy your new Job.
Steve: You Mean i get the comfy Job With all the Works?
Satan: No....Your going to be my Entertainment.
*Steve raises an eyebrow as Satan Smiles...Satan is than shown sitting in a chair smiling as Steve appears On Stage Dressed as a cowboy.*
Steve: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOKLAHOMA... WHERE THE WIND COMES SWEEPING DOWN THE PLAAAIN. AND THE WAVING WHEAT CAN SURE SMELL SWEET WHEN THE WIND COMES RIGHT BEHIND THE RAAAAAAAIIIIIIIN.
*The Scene fades with Steve Singing Oklahoma as Satan watches.*
THE END