C Doody
03-18-2004, 12:35 AM
*At SOLOMON's Apartment his Maid Greta is cleaning the house when SOLOMON Walks in.*
SOLOMON: WHERES MY DINNER?
Greta: Youll get it when its ready!
SOLOMON: After a long day of work i think You should get me some FOOD NOW!
Greta: Oh YES MASTER
*Greta Shakes her fist at SOLOMON And walks into Kitchen to start cooking.*
SOLOMON: If you had any common sence you woulda started cooking half an hour ago, But i cant expect much from a woman.-LOL
*Audience Laughs*
Greta: Yeah And if you had any common sence you would know Good Times IS A Spinoff of Maude.
SOLOMON: Do Not question Me, I Have proof! I Will go To the attic and get that magazine if you want me too.
Greta: SOLOMON, Sit down and shut up.
*SOLOMON Turns on tv.*
SOLOMON: WHY IS THEIR A BEWITCHED MARATHON ON? This is making me FURIOUS!
Greta: Why?
SOLOMON: Cause Now i cant watch Welcome Back Kotter. Make Dinner quick, I Have a hot date tonight.
Greta: You with a date? What bet did she lose?
SOLOMON: If you werent such a Woman you would know That im Irresistable.-LOL
Greta: Right O Great SOLOMON.
SOLOMON: Im Glad your finally coming to your sences-LOL
Greta: That was sarcasm you Dimwit.
SOLOMON: Why do you have to be such a KNUCKLEHEAD-LOL
Greta: Ill show you a KNUCKLE HEAD
*Greta Shows her fist as audience laughs*
*Later at an apartment Building SOLOMON Shows up and knocks at door, His date answers.*
Girl:Hi Im Mary. You must be SOLOMON.
SOLOMON: Yes
Mary: Come On In.
*SOLOMON Walk in and sits down.*
SOLOMON: It is kind of hot in here, Turn on the air conditioner.
Mary: I Dont have one...
SOLOMON: You dont have an Air conditioner? That makes me FURIOUS. You sure are a Woman-LOL
Mary: Im Sorry..
SOLOMON: yeah well im Hot. You dont expect me to sit in here when its this hot do you?
Mary: Listen I....
*SOLOMON Stands up and leaves. Back at home Greta is vacuuming when SOLOMON Walks in.*
Greta: Back already?
SOLOMON: She didnt have air conditioning. Some people today sure are Idiots.-LOL
Greta: Your telling Me....
*Audience laughs as SOLOMON Looks FURIOUS. End Credits roll down.*
SOLOMON: WHERES MY DINNER?
Greta: Youll get it when its ready!
SOLOMON: After a long day of work i think You should get me some FOOD NOW!
Greta: Oh YES MASTER
*Greta Shakes her fist at SOLOMON And walks into Kitchen to start cooking.*
SOLOMON: If you had any common sence you woulda started cooking half an hour ago, But i cant expect much from a woman.-LOL
*Audience Laughs*
Greta: Yeah And if you had any common sence you would know Good Times IS A Spinoff of Maude.
SOLOMON: Do Not question Me, I Have proof! I Will go To the attic and get that magazine if you want me too.
Greta: SOLOMON, Sit down and shut up.
*SOLOMON Turns on tv.*
SOLOMON: WHY IS THEIR A BEWITCHED MARATHON ON? This is making me FURIOUS!
Greta: Why?
SOLOMON: Cause Now i cant watch Welcome Back Kotter. Make Dinner quick, I Have a hot date tonight.
Greta: You with a date? What bet did she lose?
SOLOMON: If you werent such a Woman you would know That im Irresistable.-LOL
Greta: Right O Great SOLOMON.
SOLOMON: Im Glad your finally coming to your sences-LOL
Greta: That was sarcasm you Dimwit.
SOLOMON: Why do you have to be such a KNUCKLEHEAD-LOL
Greta: Ill show you a KNUCKLE HEAD
*Greta Shows her fist as audience laughs*
*Later at an apartment Building SOLOMON Shows up and knocks at door, His date answers.*
Girl:Hi Im Mary. You must be SOLOMON.
SOLOMON: Yes
Mary: Come On In.
*SOLOMON Walk in and sits down.*
SOLOMON: It is kind of hot in here, Turn on the air conditioner.
Mary: I Dont have one...
SOLOMON: You dont have an Air conditioner? That makes me FURIOUS. You sure are a Woman-LOL
Mary: Im Sorry..
SOLOMON: yeah well im Hot. You dont expect me to sit in here when its this hot do you?
Mary: Listen I....
*SOLOMON Stands up and leaves. Back at home Greta is vacuuming when SOLOMON Walks in.*
Greta: Back already?
SOLOMON: She didnt have air conditioning. Some people today sure are Idiots.-LOL
Greta: Your telling Me....
*Audience laughs as SOLOMON Looks FURIOUS. End Credits roll down.*