Seinlanguage 2

[Brian Damage]

The rules are simple:

Somebody posts a quote from the show and the next person has to guess who said it.

For example:

I don't want to be a pirate!

Answer: Jerry

[Brian Damage]

I hate asking for change. They always make a face. It's like asking them to donate a kidney.

[sinatrastar]

George?

(Who is in the avatar?)

[Brian Damage]

Yes

That is my girl Patricia Heaton

[sinatrastar]

"I still have armies in the Ukraine."

I have never seen her showing so much skin.

[Brian Damage]

Newman?

That's why I used her as an avatar...very sexy. :grineyes:

[sinatrastar]

Yes. You really have a thing for her, dont you?

[Brian Damage]

very much so

[Brian Damage]

"Well women do it." I'll tell you what. I'll pick you up a sundress and a parasol and you can just sashey your pretty little self around the town square.

[Maestro]

"women do it"
Kman in that high pitched chicky voice to Jer.

[Brian Damage]

you got it, your turn stro

[Maestro]

"If I'm curt, I apologize. But as I understand it, we have a situation here

[Brian Damage]

Newman?

[Maestro]

Newman did say it, so it's yours,
but....
can you tell me the "name" of his alter ego/alias that said it :D

[Brian Damage]

You got me there 'stro. ;)

[Brian Damage]

A short guy with glasses, looked like Humpty Dumpty with a melon head.

[Maestro]

*

[Maestro]

the movie ticket-doorman guy

[sinatrastar]

Harvey Keitel

[sinatrastar]

Originally posted by Brian Damage
A short guy with glasses, looked like Humpty Dumpty with a melon head.
The ticket lady?

[Maestro]

The Cleaner is correct.
Quote to you star.

[Brian Damage]

Originally posted by Maestro
the movie ticket-doorman guy

You got it

[sinatrastar]

Originally posted by Maestro
The Cleaner is correct.
Quote to you star.
Double movie reference

[sinatrastar]

Originally posted by Brian Damage
You got it
It wasnt a lady???

[Maestro]

once...twice...three times a lady

I think it may have the gal at the ticket window.
:) sorry, it gets squirelly with a few gong at once.

star has control on the newmy/cleaner quote.

[Brian Damage]

sorry, it was a ticket lady, go sinatrastar.

[sinatrastar]

"Oh shut the %^$# up. ":mad:

[Maestro]

That's Jerry. They drown those 4 letters out so close you can almost hear it :lol:

[Maestro]

Also, Elaine to Jerry, after he teased her about toeless Toby getting the job over her.
I thought there was a couple.

[sinatrastar]

Originally posted by Maestro
That's Jerry. They drown those 4 letters out so close you can almost hear it :lol:
That's the one I was thinking of. Jerry to Kramer in the cab during his chaperonning of the Ms. America wannabe.

[Maestro]

"One percent?! They can kiss one percent of my ass!"

===
(084 The Fire:
J: "Because Elaine, that's the one that goes 'wee-wee-wee all the home."
E: "Why don't you just shut the F..." -then Kman interupts)

[sinatrastar]

The never-angry Jerry.

"What happened to your mental alarm clock???"

[Maestro]

Jerry to K, on marathon day.

[sinatrastar]

Yes. If you are sure you are right you dont need to wait for a confirm Maestro.

[Maestro]

"You keep a perfect crease by not sitting in them before the performance."

[Brian Damage]

Maestro?

[Maestro]

Maestro is correct Bri, from 127 The Doll.

[Brian Damage]

Produce section. Very provocative area. A lot of melons and shapes. Everyone's squeezing and smelling.

[sinatrastar]

Jerry?

[Brian Damage]

yes

[sinatrastar]

"And if you are undead I'll find that out too"

[Brian Damage]

Peterman

My boyfriend said I got gonnorhea from riding the tractor in my bathing suit.

[sinatrastar]

Cindy Ambuhl :eyes:, character name forgotten.

"Are you blown??"

[Brian Damage]

George?

[sinatrastar]

Yes, re the pending engagement.

[Brian Damage]

If I were going to change my name, I'd go with Deon.

[sinatrastar]

Elaine

"Little Stuart Rifkin likes to go shopping with his mommy"

[Brian Damage]

Elaine

We're friends. If I'm going to be uncomfortable, you gotta be uncomfortable too!

[sinatrastar]

George.

[Brian Damage]

yep

[sinatrastar]

"and three times a week I shall require a canoli"

[Brian Damage]

Newman

Hey, what do you call a doctor who failed out of med school?.......A dentist."

[sinatrastar]

Debra Messing, Beth?

[Brian Damage]

yes

[sinatrastar]

"What's he doing? Is he out of his mind? Do you see him? I don't even think I see him anymore. Where is he?"

[Brian Damage]

George?

[sinatrastar]

This was said in reference to George, not about George.

[Brian Damage]

Jerry?

[sinatrastar]

Yes, to Elaine while they were following George's car to see the Bubble Boy.

[Brian Damage]

"Well that's perverse."

[sinatrastar]

Kramer regarding George's odd attraction to Evander Holyfield?

[Brian Damage]

That is incorrect

[sinatrastar]

The elder Costanza regarding the mating habits of small birds?

[Brian Damage]

that's the one ;)

[sinatrastar]

"Costanza, you may be my only friend around here. By the way, you got that birthday card?"

[Brian Damage]

Mr. Morgan

I got it. Cups in the front, loops in the back.

[sinatrastar]

George.

[Brian Damage]

yes

[sinatrastar]

"I dont think more flan is the answer!"

[Brian Damage]

George

[sinatrastar]

Not George

[Brian Damage]

Jerry?

[sinatrastar]

Yes.

[Brian Damage]

You know what I like about Manhattan? No mosquitoes.

[sinatrastar]

Frank Costanza

[Brian Damage]

Yes

[sinatrastar]

"You've made Jerry very happy"

[Brian Damage]

George

[sinatrastar]

Yes, to Russell.

[Brian Damage]

"He is a loathsome, offensive brute, and yet I can't look away."

[sinatrastar]

The old man shopping for artwork?

[Brian Damage]

yes

[sinatrastar]

"I know what you thought. They don't have homes, they don't have jobs, what do they need the top of a muffin for? They're lucky to get the stumps."

[Brian Damage]

Ms. Demornay

[sinatrastar]

Yes.

[Brian Damage]

"I guess I can accept a little Jerry if it gets me a lot of Elaine."

[sinatrastar]

Newman.

"Your like dating C. Everett Koop"

[Brian Damage]

Jerry?

[sinatrastar]

Yes.

[Brian Damage]

"Manana? I'm doing nada."

[sinatrastar]

K-man.

"You see, you see what I’m talking about? It's all just slipping away - and you're letting it happen."

[Brian Damage]

George(talking about independent George?)

[sinatrastar]

Wow - good one. That was a toughy.

[Brian Damage]

Two bedrooms? Why do I need two bedrooms? I got enough trouble maintaining activity in one

[sinatrastar]

Jerry?

[Brian Damage]

yes

[sinatrastar]

"And I dont even have any wood!"

[Brian Damage]

Jerry?

[sinatrastar]

Yes

[Brian Damage]

Did Jane's finance kidnap Sydney and take her to Las Vegas? And if so, did she enjoy it?

[sinatrastar]

The polgraph examiner.

[sinatrastar]

"And you wanna be my latex salesman??"

[Brian Damage]

Jerry

Perhaps these hooligans would like to have a pee party right here in the courtroom!

[sinatrastar]

The prosecuting attorney in the Finale.

[Brian Damage]

yes

[sinatrastar]

"No! Next question!"

[Brian Damage]

Jerry?

[sinatrastar]

No, it goes along the lines of your last quote.

[Brian Damage]

Yev Kasem?

[sinatrastar]

Yes.

Could you spell your name? NO ....

[Brian Damage]

If I could talk to the mothers and have sex with the daughters, then I'd really have something going.

[sinatrastar]

George

[Brian Damage]

Yes

[sinatrastar]

I'd offer to give you a ride, but I have Carl Farbman here.

[Brian Damage]

Brett

Jerry Seinfeld is a dangerous lunatic. He wouldn't let us out of the drawers. Then he came at me with an axe.

[sinatrastar]

One of the Japanse tourists, from the episode of the day, The Checks. Mr. Oh, perhaps?

[Brian Damage]

Mr. Oh it is

[sinatrastar]

"Let's go for the green"

[Brian Damage]

Kramer?

[Brian Damage]

wait a minute, it was Stan the Caddy wasn't it?

[sinatrastar]

Stan is correct.

[Brian Damage]

But they did not care. They're totally indifferent. All they do is mock me, just like they did the fat fellow. All the time, mocking, mocking, mocking, mocking, all the time.

[Bob Saccamano]

The Cleaner. Newman's alter ego was that of a cleaner. Not a "Oh you've really straightened up the place, Francesca" cleaner, but a "I make problems go away" type of cleaner.

If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you want to get out of this. So pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the <expletive> car. Harvey Keitel Winston 'The Wolf' Wolfe Pulp Fiction

[sinatrastar]

Hi Bob - Nice to hear from you. That wasnt really responsive to the game but so be it. ;)

The Quote is from Babu Bhat, I believe.

"And your gonna need it!"

[Brian Damage]

Noel

[sinatrastar]

Yes

[Brian Damage]

You present an interesting dilemma. Each of you seemingly has a legitimate claim to the bicycle, and yet the bicycle can have only one rightful owner. Quite the conundrum.

[sinatrastar]

Newman. "She scooped the niblets?"

[Brian Damage]

George?

[sinatrastar]

Yes.

[Brian Damage]

"Well, I like to think of this as my conference room. It has a more formal atmosphere, you know, with the shelves... and the furniture."

[sinatrastar]

Kramer.

"Oh man, I sat in gum."

[Brian Damage]

George?

[sinatrastar]

Not George.

[Brian Damage]

are you sure

George: [studying his jacket] Oh man! Look at this! I sat in gum.
Oh, by the way, you owe me seven fifty.
Jerry: I didn't even use the ticket!
George: I still paid for it!

[sinatrastar]

I will give you that one. Good memory. I was going for this one from The Little Kicks where Kramer is filming the movie and is heard to say "Oh man, I sat in gum"

[Brian Damage]

Looking for the quotes. Gotta check the quotes. Love a good quote.

[sinatrastar]

Newman.

"What's that about ladies frames?"

[Brian Damage]

Newman is incorrect

[sinatrastar]

Not sure where Newman came from. :crazy:

"What's that about ladies frames?"

[Brian Damage]

The blind man?

[sinatrastar]

Yes.

[Brian Damage]

He's an obscure writer. Beatnik. From the village.

[sinatrastar]

George?

[Brian Damage]

yes :)

[sinatrastar]

"You don't understand, you gotta have a buffer zone"

[Brian Damage]

Georgie?

[sinatrastar]

Not George, think older.

[Brian Damage]

Morty?

[sinatrastar]

Yes, on why he couldn't go to Florida if the Costanza's were moving in.

[Brian Damage]

Here's to those who wish us well
And those who don't can go to hell

[sinatrastar]

Elaine.

"Why dont you just tell me what movie you want to see"

[rusyd]

"I would describe it as restrainec jubilation."

[rusyd]

Sorry forgot to answer-Krammer

[Brian Damage]

Originally posted by rusyd
"I would describe it as restrainec jubilation."

Dr. Wilcox

"Serenity now, insanity later."

[sinatrastar]

Lloyd Braun (II).

"Oh my God, the dog guy"

[rusyd]

Elaine-"No,he offends me as a comedian".

[sinatrastar]

Jerry.

"Too bad you got engaged"

[rusyd]

Jerry-"I guess I hit the snooze"

[sinatrastar]

Originally posted by rusyd
Jerry-"I guess I hit the snooze"
It wasn't Jerry. Unless he also said it at some point?

[Brian Damage]

George?

[sinatrastar]

Not George. It was said to Jerry.

[Brian Damage]

Kramer

[sinatrastar]

Kramer is correct.

[Brian Damage]

What is this? What are we doing? What in god's name are we doing?

[rusyd]

Jerry-'Where are you going? Don't take your dolly and go home."

[Brian Damage]

Jerry

Mr. Steinbrenner's here... George is dead... Call me back.

[rusyd]

Frank Coztanza-'Why don't you bring in a extra guy too"?

[Brian Damage]

George

Pretty impressive George. Days with the New York Yankees and nights in Arkensas with a top flight bird outlet. And a hen supervisor to boot. I am blown. Bloooown away. Blown George. Bloooooooooooooooooooown.

[sinatrastar]

Steinbrenner.

"This will barely put a dent in the fumigation bill"

[Brian Damage]

Jerry?

[sinatrastar]

Not Jerry. This was someone talking to George.

[Brian Damage]

Is it Rudy?

[sinatrastar]

Yes.

[Brian Damage]

You may tell jokes, Mr. Jerry Seinfeld, but you are no comedian.

[rusyd]

The gymnast Jerry was dating,but I don't remember her name. Am I allowed to enter a quote if I don't know the full name of the person from the last quote?

[Elaine Benes]

ask Brian I think it's ok

[Brian Damage]

It's ok her name was Katya BTW

[rusyd]

Oh yeah Katya.
'The duck here is the best Jerry,the best"!

[sinatrastar]

Kramer?

[rusyd]

No, not Krammer.

[Brian Damage]

Banya

I feel reborn. I'm like a phoenix, rising from Arizona.

[sinatrastar]

Oh yeah, that was Banya. rusyd stumped me. ;)

Frank Costanza said that Brian.

"Let's go to the videotape"

[rusyd]

Well,now you are stumping me. I think it's Krammer,but would I be wrong?

[sinatrastar]

U got it, but there is only 1 r in Kramer ;)

[rusyd]

"I'm sorry, I'm not familar with that term".

[Brian Damage]

Jerry

"I have no medical evidence to back me up, but something happened during the operation that staved off that infection. Something beyond science. Something perhaps from above..."

[sinatrastar]

Fat Roy's doctor - Dr. Seigel I think.

"How about a nice box of SCRAM?"

[Brian Damage]

Bakery Clerk

"Brother Costanza will be taking the vow of silence."

[sinatrastar]

George?

[rusyd]

You are correct. Sorry Brian for cutting in on your quote.

"Ever eat the bark off of a pineapple"?

[Brian Damage]

Kramer

"This isn't fair. This is address discrimination!"

[sinatrastar]

Elaine

"You must go now"

[Brian Damage]

The Soup Nazi?

[sinatrastar]

NO! NEXT GUESS!

[Brian Damage]

The Japanese Executive

I didn't want the change Georgie. I wanted the cashmere.

[sinatrastar]

That made George got together with at Elaine's work?

[rusyd]

The Japaneese guy from NBC-the Japanese Television station. Can't remember his name or the studios name.

"No,I mentioned the bisque".

[rusyd]

I don't know what happened, but I thought I was the last one to reply, and both of you were there when I got back.

[Brian Damage]

Originally posted by sinatrastar
That made George got together with at Elaine's work?

Yes

[sinatrastar]

"mentioned the Bisque" = Elaine

"Get those clothes off. You’re going to spend the night and we’re going to cuddle."

[rusyd]

That would also be Elaine.

"I'm going home to spatula"

[sinatrastar]

Kram(m)er

[rusyd]

You got it.

"He thought he still had a shot".

[sinatrastar]

Jerry

"No bagel, no bagel, no bagel"

[rusyd]

Kramer.

"He's a male bimbo, he's a mimbo".

[sinatrastar]

Jerry

"God doesn't really want anyone to get together"

[rusyd]

I believe that was Jerry?

[sinatrastar]

Correct Rusy.

[rusyd]

"Cool guy? What are you in 8th grade"?

[Brian Damage]

Jerry

I had to take a sick day, I'm so sick of these people.

[sinatrastar]

Elaine

"Hey Reiger - Stop giving out advice and just drive your dam cab!!"

[Brian Damage]

George?

[sinatrastar]

LOL - no that was supposed to be Louie yelling at Alex on Taxi :lol: Trying to play off of your avatar.

Here's one

"Ta-ta Tuttle"

[Brian Damage]

What a dope I am? :lol:


George

[Brian Damage]

What is that noise? It's traveling up my spine into my brain!

[sinatrastar]

Originally posted by Brian Damage
What a dope I am? :lol:

George

I thought that might shake you up.

Yuri Testacoff

"I know the chunky that left these Chunkies"

[rusyd]

That was a good one Sinatrastar,on the Taxi quote.

Jerry

"Wait,is this the group that goes around mutilating squirrels"?

[sinatrastar]

Frank?

[rusyd]

You got it.

[sinatrastar]

"That's one tuck, and one no-tuck."

[rusyd]

George.

"I was 10, I would've been friends with Stalin if he had a ping pong table".

[Brian Damage]

Jerry

Where is Babu? What happened to Babu? Show me Babu!

[sinatrastar]

Babu's relative. Brother or cousin.

"Tell your friend George the next time I see him I am going to make him into my own personal hand-puppet"

[Brian Damage]

Monk's Manager

I've been working out. Went from a size 40, to a 42. Yeah, I’m huge!

[sinatrastar]

K.B.

Kenny Bania

"I didn't know Cheryl Miller's little brother played basketball"

[Brian Damage]

Elaine

"Susie didn't commit suicide! She was murdered...by Jerry Seinfeld!"

[sinatrastar]

Mike Moffit

"George your obviously lying, anyone can see that"

[rusyd]

J.Peterman


"What is with the gum'?

[Brian Damage]

Elaine

Hey, stay away from the chicken, BAD chicken, mess you up!

[sinatrastar]

Kramer

"kids can be very perceptive"

[Brian Damage]

Kramer?

[sinatrastar]

Yes, when they called George a "Mary"

[Brian Damage]

"Oh my God, the Queen is dead!"

[rusyd]

Jerry


"What have you been doing? I've been smacking myself senseless"!

[sinatrastar]

Elaine?

[rusyd]

You got it.

[sinatrastar]

"It's a regular room, but its right downtown"

[rusyd]

Dr. Tim Watley

"Yes, I'm impuning a continent".

[sinatrastar]

Jerry


"He's too weird - he'd fall or something. He'd ruin the whole ceremony."

[Brian Damage]

Susan?

[sinatrastar]

yes

[Brian Damage]

It's so great to see a show that's about something.

[sinatrastar]

Newman

"I'm like a sexual camel"

[SarrahsMama]

Originally posted by sinatrastar
Newman

"I'm like a sexual camel"

Kramer?

[sinatrastar]

Hi mama of Sarrah! CUte kid.

It was not Kramer. Think short, bald and stocky ;)

[SarrahsMama]

Originally posted by sinatrastar
Hi mama of Sarrah! CUte kid.

It was not Kramer. Think short, bald and stocky ;)

Thanks! Gee, must be George then.

[SarrahsMama]

"Maybe the dingo ate your baby"

[sinatrastar]

Elaine

"Tell you what, if they win the pennant this year - I'll sit naked with you at the Worls Series."

[Brian Damage]

Elaine

I was almost Mr. Coffee. They felt I was a little too relaxed.