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rusyd
06-15-2004, 07:13 PM
The priest in the car when he saw Puddy with the face paint.

"OOh that little tail really turns me on".

Brian Damage
06-16-2004, 10:20 AM
Jerry

Let me ask you, when someone is lying, is it true that their pants are actually on fire?

SarrahsMama
06-16-2004, 06:05 PM
Jerry?

Brian Damage
06-16-2004, 10:27 PM
yes

SarrahsMama
06-17-2004, 09:56 AM
"$8.00, $8.00 I wasted my morning for $8.00?"

Brian Damage
06-17-2004, 10:25 AM
The scam woman

"As I rained blows upon him i knew there had to be an easier way"

sinatrastar
06-17-2004, 03:12 PM
Frank

"Let's bagel!"

rusyd
06-17-2004, 06:16 PM
Kramer


"Hey Jerry, you ever seen one"?

sinatrastar
06-17-2004, 09:31 PM
Hmm - Sounds like it could be anyone.

How about Kramer?

Brian Damage
06-17-2004, 10:41 PM
Elaine

Darling, you see where that glass is?

How that glass is near the edge of the table. You got the whole

table there to put the glass, why you chose the absolute edge, so half the glass is hanging off the table, you breath and that

glass falls over, then you're gonna have broken glass on the

carpet, embedded in the carpet fibers, deep, deep in the shag,

broken glass, bits of broken glass that you never get out. you

can't get it out with a vacuum cleaner. Even on your hands and

knees with a magnifying glass, you can't get all the pieces, and

then you think you got it all and two years later, you're walkin'

barefoot and you step on a piece of broken glass and you kill

yourself, is that what you want? I don't think you want that, is

it? .. Do you?

SarrahsMama
06-18-2004, 10:04 AM
The Moil

Brian Damage
06-18-2004, 10:31 AM
Yes

SarrahsMama
06-18-2004, 10:54 AM
"Can't you just switch with another midget?"

sinatrastar
06-18-2004, 11:02 AM
George

SarrahsMama
06-18-2004, 11:05 AM
Your up Sinatrastar!

sinatrastar
06-18-2004, 11:47 AM
I'm dominating the dojo.

Brian Damage
06-18-2004, 09:41 PM
Kramer

Maybe he's just very well... Red.

rusyd
06-19-2004, 03:22 PM
George-when Elaine was dating a communist


"I don't know what you said, but it was something".

Brian Damage
06-20-2004, 11:00 AM
Jerry

"You may tell jokes, Mr. Jerry Seinfeld, but you are no comedian."

rusyd
06-20-2004, 03:17 PM
Katya-the gymnamst Jerry was dating.


"She can bring home the bacon and fry it in the pan".

sinatrastar
06-20-2004, 10:30 PM
Cosmo Kramer re Pam

"Frank, no offense, but this holiday is a little 'zoot do do doot' out there."

Brian Damage
06-21-2004, 10:36 AM
Kramer

What are you saying? What, you like turkey roll?

sinatrastar
06-21-2004, 04:07 PM
Jerry's old childhood friend, Joel.

"These Kramer stories are unusable! I mean, some of them aren't even stories! Look, this is a list of things in his apartment!"

rusyd
06-21-2004, 08:53 PM
Elaine


"I thought we were talking about me".

Brian Damage
06-22-2004, 10:29 AM
Kramer

Elaine, you gotta have a baby!

sinatrastar
06-23-2004, 01:36 PM
Is her name Carol?

Brian Damage
06-23-2004, 09:15 PM
yes

sinatrastar
06-24-2004, 12:16 AM
Because I snubbed her. You see? Women, they like that. Yes, I understand women. The snub is good, they love the snub!

Brian Damage
06-25-2004, 10:22 AM
Kramer

"Health cookies? I hate those little dustboard fructose things."

sinatrastar
06-25-2004, 02:36 PM
Sounds like a Jerry comment.

Brian Damage
06-25-2004, 11:34 PM
Sorry, not Jerry

sinatrastar
06-26-2004, 11:39 AM
George

Brian Damage
06-26-2004, 01:20 PM
Jenna's favorite

sinatrastar
06-27-2004, 01:23 PM
Elaine

Brian Damage
06-27-2004, 09:49 PM
:woohoo:

sinatrastar
06-28-2004, 02:44 PM
"Poppie is a little sloppy."

geo175
06-29-2004, 09:57 AM
Jerry, said that.

sinatrastar
06-29-2004, 11:07 AM
Correct Geo. Your turn to post a quote.

geo175
06-29-2004, 12:34 PM
"I can drop you like a bag of dirt".:mad: :mad:

sinatrastar
06-29-2004, 02:01 PM
Elaine

"My George isn't clever enough to hatch a scheme like this."

geo175
06-29-2004, 03:37 PM
You"re correct. Elaine was speaking to George's dad.:D

Brian Damage
06-30-2004, 11:22 AM
Frank

"Smugness is not a good quality."

sinatrastar
06-30-2004, 05:09 PM
The cab driver to Elaine.

"What? Oh no. Alright, I'll be right there ... It's my mother - she's at death's door. I just pray to God we can make
it there in time."

Brian Damage
06-30-2004, 10:10 PM
J. Peterman

Now what the Hell do I care about Al Jolson. I'd just assume her
you sing "Mammy".

sinatrastar
07-01-2004, 11:30 AM
Record Store owner in The Old Man.

"Where do you think this relationship is? If you are thinking of instituting an open door urination policy, let me disabuse you of that notion right now, my friend."

Brian Damage
07-01-2004, 11:45 PM
Jerry

Your day of reckoning is coming, when an evil wind will blow through your little play world and wipe that smug smile off your face. And I'll be there, in all my glory, watching, watching as it all comes crumbling down."

sinatrastar
07-02-2004, 12:05 PM
Newman!

"All right, Jerry. Let's see if you can get it in your head that this
is not an Easter egg hunt for your childish amusement."

Brian Damage
07-03-2004, 04:43 PM
Kramer?

sinatrastar
07-03-2004, 05:13 PM
Yes, when he was trying to hide the key to his 'lockbox'.

Brian Damage
07-03-2004, 05:16 PM
George, you're sappin' my strength.

sinatrastar
07-04-2004, 12:06 AM
Lainey?

Brian Damage
07-04-2004, 12:17 PM
Yes!

sinatrastar
07-05-2004, 12:05 AM
"You wanna know why you can't go in front first? I'll tell
you why. Because it signals a breakdown in the social order. Chaos. It reduces us to jungle law." .....

"Well, I suppose if you've got ten car lengths."

TGirl
07-05-2004, 03:18 PM
Newman.

"You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on? You haven't even been to see the doctor. If your gonna put a balm on, let a doctor put a balm on."

sinatrastar
07-05-2004, 10:47 PM
Jackie Chiles

"No. You dip the way you want to dip. I'll dip the way I want to dip."

TGirl
07-05-2004, 11:11 PM
Timmy (to George "the boyfriend")

I'm supposed to be T-bone.

Brian Damage
07-06-2004, 11:43 AM
George

You'd better not screw up again, Seinfeld, because if you do, I'll be all over you like a pitbull on a poodle.

sinatrastar
07-06-2004, 03:54 PM
Bookman.

Hey, all right. Good afternoon Ithaca. Welcome, good to see you here... Boy, I'll tell you, there's an awful lot of those orange cones you have on the throughway... on the way... up here... um... I.....

TGirl
07-06-2004, 08:25 PM
Jerry ???

sinatrastar
07-06-2004, 09:16 PM
Yes, its Jerry. From The Diplomat's Club. He stopped doing his stand-up routine when he spotted the pilot.

TGirl
07-06-2004, 09:36 PM
" . . . little Stuart Rifkin likes to go shopping with his mother."

sinatrastar
07-06-2004, 10:32 PM
Elaine

"We have a bonus reality stop today. We will be hauling muffin stumps to the local repository."

Brian Damage
07-06-2004, 10:35 PM
Kramer

Bobby, you've got to stop calling your Gammy. ...Why? Because sometimes you call very early in the morning, when Gammy's been out late the night before. And sometimes when Gammy's not alone.

sinatrastar
07-07-2004, 10:16 AM
Elaine

I don't know, I can't eat, ya, ya can't have anything
anymore. Look at this, look at this: eggs - out; coffee - out;
french fries - out; BLT - out! ... I go to visit my grandparents
they eat big brisket sandwiches, I'm sitting here with a carrot.
They're closing in on a hundred, I'm sayin' to them: "How can
you eat that stuff?!"... I'm so sick about losing that choose, you don't know.

Brian Damage
07-07-2004, 11:51 AM
Joel from Male Unbonding?

sinatrastar
07-07-2004, 02:23 PM
It was from an early episode, not Joel though. Note that the speaker is upset about a "choose".

Brian Damage
07-07-2004, 10:59 PM
George?

sinatrastar
07-07-2004, 11:19 PM
George it is.

Brian Damage
07-07-2004, 11:47 PM
"She won't talk to anyone. Oh no. She won't say a word to anybody. Well, she's talking to Blue Streak now, Jack!"

sinatrastar
07-08-2004, 05:23 PM
Gary Fogle

But, I'll tell you this much. I am never going to let some silly hygienic mishap get in the way of, what could be, a meaningful, long-lasting relationship.

Brian Damage
07-08-2004, 11:17 PM
Jerry?

sinatrastar
07-08-2004, 11:49 PM
Jerry it is.

Brian Damage
07-08-2004, 11:59 PM
"I feel Tuesday and Wednesday."

sinatrastar
07-09-2004, 10:53 AM
Kramer

Brian Damage
07-09-2004, 11:07 AM
yes

sinatrastar
07-09-2004, 12:02 PM
Nice avatar there Brian, I thought it was Tony Randall at first.

Have you seen this one? Its 'political' so feel free to remove it after you take a look at it, but I dont think too many folks check into this thread anyway.


Back to the game -
"You remember what they did to me ten years ago? "Oh, we'll be there in the morning between nine and one", or "We'll be there between two and six"! And I sat there, hour after hour, without so much as a phone call. Finally, they show up, no apology, tracking mud all over my nice clean floors. Now, they want me to accommodate them. Well, looks like the shoe's on the other foot, doesn't it?"

rusyd
07-09-2004, 09:40 PM
Kramer


"I don't get art".

Brian Damage
07-09-2004, 10:17 PM
George

"By the time I'm through with her mouth, she'll be able to eat off it."

TGirl
07-10-2004, 10:15 AM
Jerry (re: the toothbrush in the toilet incident).

"I'm out there Jerry and I'm LOVIN' every minute of it!"

Brian Damage
07-10-2004, 11:57 AM
Kramer

"Cows don't have families. You make a mistake with a cow, you move on with your life."

sinatrastar
07-11-2004, 02:34 PM
Shaky the Moile(?)

"I think he's saying son of Sam, Oh my God!"

TGirl
07-11-2004, 04:56 PM
George.

"You stole my Jesus fish, didn't you?"

rusyd
07-11-2004, 05:35 PM
Puddy-Elaine's boyfriend


"Oh help me Rhonda"!

sinatrastar
07-11-2004, 08:56 PM
Jerry.

"Lubeck you glorious titwillow. You just made me a profit of $190,000."

Brian Damage
07-11-2004, 11:22 PM
Peterman

"How about six? Six is good. You got a problem with six?"

TGirl
07-11-2004, 11:50 PM
Jerry.

"Hey, Ladies! It’s the Saab 900! What do you think? Can I interest you in a little supplemental restraint? "

sinatrastar
07-12-2004, 12:21 PM
Kramer

"We'll see whats inside bone, bone Jerry!"

rusyd
07-12-2004, 09:03 PM
Kramer


"Hey,Copernicus"!

sinatrastar
07-13-2004, 01:11 AM
Jerry?

rusyd
07-13-2004, 10:08 PM
You got it.

sinatrastar
07-14-2004, 12:33 AM
"I stink! I can't play! The ball is just sitting there, Jerry, and
I can't hit it! I only hit one really good ball that went way out!"

TGirl
07-14-2004, 01:33 AM
Kramer :)

“Moops? Let me see that. That's not Moops you jerk, it's Moors. It's a misprint.”

Brian Damage
07-14-2004, 09:43 AM
The Bubble Boy

"Bro's no good. Too ethnic."

sinatrastar
07-14-2004, 04:46 PM
Frank Costanza

"If you happen to see the most beautiful girl who walked out on me. Tell her I'm sorry. Tell her I need my baby ... "

rusyd
07-14-2004, 08:58 PM
George


"It's gonna be a rager"!

Brian Damage
07-14-2004, 10:18 PM
Kramer

As far as I'm concerned, you and your deranged protégé can run the catalog by yourselves! I quit!

sinatrastar
07-15-2004, 03:30 PM
J. Peterman catalogue underling. (Dugan?)

"Hey, believe me, if I'd been with you there in Barcelona ... you'd be polishing that medal right now."

rusyd
07-15-2004, 09:42 PM
Jerry


"Yeah, and it was ran by the Cat Stevens".

Brian Damage
07-15-2004, 09:59 PM
Jerry

"My luck. I don't talk to a soul on the subway for thirty-five years. I get the best man at a lesbian wedding."

sinatrastar
07-16-2004, 09:59 AM
Subway lady in The Subway.

"Yank it like your starting up a lawn mower!"

Brian Damage
07-16-2004, 10:53 AM
Elaine

"You know, George, the ocean called. They're running out of shrimp."

sinatrastar
07-17-2004, 06:18 PM
Riley?

Brian Damage
07-17-2004, 10:31 PM
Yes

sinatrastar
07-18-2004, 07:41 PM
Not exact, but:

"The mentor dumped me. Maybe I am the absolute worst Jerry."

TGirl
07-18-2004, 08:30 PM
Kenny Banya

"No, you don't understand. I hate men -- but I'm not a lesbian!"

Brian Damage
07-18-2004, 09:29 PM
Elaine

Hey officer! He's foolin' around back here!

TGirl
07-18-2004, 10:28 PM
Jerry

“Maybe he was talking to me. Was jou talking to him? Because jou was obviously talking to one of us. So what is it? Who? Who was jou talking to?”

Brian Damage
07-18-2004, 10:41 PM
Bob

She told me what you like. You're a little sickie, aren't you? Disinfectant on the blinds, vacuuming the counter--

sinatrastar
07-19-2004, 12:08 AM
The 'pimp' in The Maid.

"A George divided against itself cannot stand."

TGirl
07-19-2004, 12:21 AM
George

“Jerry, listen, just so you know, before we take off they're going to tell us what to do in the event of a crash.. . . I just didn't want you to freak out . . .”

Brian Damage
07-19-2004, 11:32 AM
Katie

"It's definitely do-able."

sinatrastar
07-20-2004, 09:37 AM
Ade, George's secretary?

SarrahsMama
07-20-2004, 09:43 AM
Originally posted by Brian Damage
Katie

"It's definitely do-able."

George's secretary? Don't remember the name

Brian Damage
07-20-2004, 11:19 AM
Originally posted by sinatrastar
Ade, George's secretary?

sinatrastar got it

sinatrastar
07-20-2004, 02:38 PM
Just beat the Mommy, welcome back by the way.

"I wont tolerate infestation!!"

Brian Damage
07-20-2004, 10:27 PM
Frank

"You signed your name and you addressed the envelope. It's not like you painted the picture and wrote the poem."

SarrahsMama
07-21-2004, 09:52 AM
Originally posted by Brian Damage
Frank

"You signed your name and you addressed the envelope. It's not like you painted the picture and wrote the poem."

Was it Jerry?

Brian Damage
07-21-2004, 10:13 AM
yes it was :)

SarrahsMama
07-21-2004, 10:46 AM
"Wow, invitations again?"


Also thanks for the WB! :wave:

sinatrastar
07-21-2004, 12:41 PM
hmmm Jerry?

SarrahsMama
07-21-2004, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by sinatrastar
hmmm Jerry?

Wrong sex (hint)

sinatrastar
07-21-2004, 04:14 PM
Well I was sure it was either him or
ELAINE.

"He stopped short? That's my move. I'm gonna kill him!"

SarrahsMama
07-21-2004, 04:36 PM
Originally posted by sinatrastar
Well I was sure it was either him or
ELAINE.

"He stopped short? That's my move. I'm gonna kill him!"

Frank?

sinatrastar
07-21-2004, 08:58 PM
Yes, Frank.

SarrahsMama
07-21-2004, 09:18 PM
"I call you pimple popper MD"

TGirl
07-21-2004, 09:32 PM
Jerry.

"He's a bad breaker-upper."

P.S. What a beautiful baby you have SarrahsMama

Brian Damage
07-21-2004, 10:08 PM
Elaine

"It eased into the water like an old man into a nice warm bath, no offense."

sinatrastar
07-22-2004, 04:23 PM
George?

Brian Damage
07-23-2004, 10:34 AM
yes

sinatrastar
07-23-2004, 11:59 AM
"Right in front of me? How do you know we're not together. Two guys, sitting and laughing and drinking Champagne Coolies."

SarrahsMama
07-23-2004, 12:54 PM
Originally posted by sinatrastar
"Right in front of me? How do you know we're not together. Two guys, sitting and laughing and drinking Champagne Coolies."


If I remember right, Jerry said it.

sinatrastar
07-23-2004, 02:33 PM
Yes, when he was having a drink with the somewhat feminine Ethan.

SarrahsMama
07-23-2004, 05:54 PM
"Just give me the WHOLE case and I'll be on my way"

sinatrastar
07-24-2004, 12:13 AM
Elaine.

"No! It's not a good thing! It's a bad thing! Do you know what this is like? To have no control over a relationship? And - and you feel sick to your stomach all the time? Do you know what that's like?"

SarrahsMama
07-24-2004, 12:26 PM
Originally posted by sinatrastar
Elaine.

"No! It's not a good thing! It's a bad thing! Do you know what this is like? To have no control over a relationship? And - and you feel sick to your stomach all the time? Do you know what that's like?"

Jerry?

Brian Damage
07-24-2004, 12:47 PM
Elaine

Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who’s having sex with the hen?

rusyd
07-24-2004, 08:39 PM
Frank Costanza


"Wow, the Andrea Doria, that was quite a fire".

sinatrastar
07-24-2004, 09:12 PM
George?

rusyd
07-25-2004, 08:56 PM
You got it.

sinatrastar
07-25-2004, 10:37 PM
"Jerry, do you know what they do to dogs at the pound? They keep them there for a week and then if nobody claims them, they kill them."

Brian Damage
07-26-2004, 10:28 AM
Elaine

"When you're on a stakeout, do you find it's better to stand up against the wall, or kinda crouch down behind a big plant?"

sinatrastar
07-26-2004, 05:24 PM
Jerry?

Brian Damage
07-27-2004, 12:21 AM
yes

sinatrastar
07-27-2004, 11:42 PM
"I must be at the nexus of the universe!"

Brian Damage
07-28-2004, 10:17 AM
Kramer

"Whenever Jerry comes, something exciting happens."

rusyd
07-28-2004, 10:03 PM
Helen Seinfeld


"You ate more bread"?

Brian Damage
07-28-2004, 10:37 PM
Jerry

"I always knew that after I became a doctor, I would dump whoever I was with and find someone better. That's the dream of becoming a doctor."

TGirl
07-29-2004, 07:56 AM
Ben (Elaine's "doctor" boyfriend)

"So what's the deal with brunch? I mean that if it's a combination of breakfast and lunch -- how come there's no lupper or no linner?"

SarrahsMama
07-29-2004, 10:01 AM
Originally posted by TGirl
Ben (Elaine's "doctor" boyfriend)

"So what's the deal with brunch? I mean that if it's a combination of breakfast and lunch -- how come there's no lupper or no linner?"

Sounds like something Jerry would say?

Brian Damage
07-29-2004, 10:16 AM
actually, that was Jeannie Steinman (Jerry's bizarro girlfriend/fiancee)

"If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books."

SarrahsMama
07-29-2004, 10:29 AM
Originally posted by Brian Damage
actually, that was Jeannie Steinman (Jerry's bizarro girlfriend/fiancee)

"If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books."

I am not doing to good as of late.

I say it sounds like George

Brian Damage
07-29-2004, 10:36 AM
George is correct!

SarrahsMama
07-29-2004, 11:27 AM
Originally posted by Brian Damage
George is correct! YIPPEE :happyface

"OH MY GOD, this was in our bed"!

sinatrastar
07-29-2004, 03:47 PM
Frank?

SarrahsMama
07-29-2004, 04:27 PM
Originally posted by sinatrastar
Frank?

Close but, wrong sex.

sinatrastar
07-29-2004, 09:45 PM
Estelle

SarrahsMama
07-29-2004, 10:04 PM
Originally posted by sinatrastar
Estelle

You got it! When Frank and Estelle were out of town and George hooked up with the lady that fixed his parents table. She found the condom.

sinatrastar
07-30-2004, 10:10 AM
I thought Frank found that 'item'. Oh well.

"Delicious to meet you."

Brian Damage
07-30-2004, 10:38 AM
Kramer

"Bacterial meningitis... Jackpot!"

TGirl
07-30-2004, 01:36 PM
Mickey

"Kramer completely funked up my mattress!"

SarrahsMama
07-30-2004, 02:05 PM
Elaine

"You couldn't have the normal sized salad, Oh NO you had to have the big salad!"

TGirl
07-30-2004, 03:36 PM
George

"I will not submit to forceable massage!"

sinatrastar
07-30-2004, 04:51 PM
The Maesusse (sp???). I don't remember her character's name.

"I was bald."

rusyd
07-30-2004, 08:47 PM
George

"All right, I got a test to fail".

Brian Damage
07-31-2004, 11:37 AM
George

"I guess I can accept a little Jerry if it gets me a lot of Elaine."

rusyd
07-31-2004, 12:24 PM
Neuman


"I love Edmund Fitzgeralds voice".

TGirl
07-31-2004, 09:02 PM
Elaine.

"Before you go, would you mind changing my diaper? Ha, ha, ha!"

sinatrastar
07-31-2004, 10:26 PM
Sid the old man Fields.

"Not to mention the picture of him on the toilet."

TGirl
08-01-2004, 12:22 AM
Kramer.

". . . give me a schtikel of flouride."

rusyd
08-01-2004, 11:36 AM
Dr. Watley



"I'd rather go to a hanging".

SarrahsMama
08-01-2004, 12:17 PM
Originally posted by rusyd
Dr. Watley



"I'd rather go to a hanging".

Was it Jerry?

rusyd
08-01-2004, 05:51 PM
No, this guy is portly,but not fat.

sinatrastar
08-01-2004, 07:45 PM
George?

rusyd
08-02-2004, 09:08 PM
You got it. It was from the circumcision (spelling?) episode.

sinatrastar
08-02-2004, 10:29 PM
"I'm free, I'm unfettered ... I'm like a naked innocent boy roamin' the countryside!!"

Brian Damage
08-02-2004, 10:44 PM
Kramer

"What am I... hard of smelling?"

TGirl
08-02-2004, 11:03 PM
Elaine.

"I was there. I saw a drain . . . IT'S ALL PIPES!"

sinatrastar
08-02-2004, 11:08 PM
George

"Elaine, who among us hasn't snuck into the break room to nibble on a love newton?"

SarrahsMama
08-03-2004, 09:46 AM
Originally posted by sinatrastar
George

"Elaine, who among us hasn't snuck into the break room to nibble on a love newton?"

Peterman?

sinatrastar
08-03-2004, 12:04 PM
Yes.

SarrahsMama
08-03-2004, 12:06 PM
"What's with the gum?"

sinatrastar
08-03-2004, 08:39 PM
Elaine?

SarrahsMama
08-03-2004, 08:57 PM
Originally posted by sinatrastar
Elaine?

You got it Sinatrastar

sinatrastar
08-03-2004, 11:54 PM
"Apparently she doesn't think much of this George fellow either. I recall the word loser peppered throughout her conversation."

Brian Damage
08-04-2004, 09:55 AM
Rabbi Glickman

"What's so great about a mom and pop store? Let me tell you something, if my mom and pop ran a store I wouldn't shop there."

sinatrastar
08-04-2004, 03:49 PM
George

"Its a silly stuperstition."

rusyd
08-04-2004, 08:46 PM
Jerry's girlfriend-something Chang which was really Changstein-don't remember her first name.


"Well, I said hello to Franco for you".

SarrahsMama
08-04-2004, 08:52 PM
Originally posted by rusyd
Jerry's girlfriend-something Chang which was really Changstein-don't remember her first name.


"Well, I said hello to Franco for you".

Jerry?

rusyd
08-04-2004, 08:58 PM
No, this person was talking to Jerry.

SarrahsMama
08-04-2004, 09:00 PM
Originally posted by rusyd
No, this person was talking to Jerry.

Elaine?

rusyd
08-04-2004, 09:02 PM
No, but she was related to Elaine.

sinatrastar
08-04-2004, 09:28 PM
Originally posted by rusyd
Jerry's girlfriend-something Chang which was really Changstein-don't remember her first name.


"Well, I said hello to Franco for you".

Actually it was Elaine who said that. Chang's first name was Donna.

Holly, cousin of Elaine, said the line about Franco. (Jerry's alleged butcher).

rusyd
08-05-2004, 10:23 PM
Oh I'm sorry. I thought Donna Chang said that.

Brian Damage
08-06-2004, 09:18 AM
sinatrastar, it's your turn for a quote

sinatrastar
08-06-2004, 09:29 AM
"Oh, now, come on. Look at these boys. If they were any more
Cuban, Castro would've smoked them himself."

rusyd
08-06-2004, 01:58 PM
Kramer



"Hey, Kramer, be careful".

Brian Damage
08-06-2004, 10:15 PM
Jerry

Enough with the comedy! You're very clever, you should look into advertising.

rusyd
08-07-2004, 09:05 PM
Helen Seinfeld


"What took you so long"?

Brian Damage
08-07-2004, 09:41 PM
Newman

"I’m sorry… we’ve already got a George…"

sinatrastar
08-08-2004, 05:26 PM
Elaine.

"Well there ought to be ball men!"

Brian Damage
08-08-2004, 05:37 PM
Kramer

"No, no, no, I'm not happy, I'm not lucky, and I don't go. If anything, I'm sad-stop-unlucky."

sinatrastar
08-08-2004, 11:44 PM
Jerry?

Brian Damage
08-10-2004, 11:26 AM
yes

sinatrastar
08-10-2004, 12:44 PM
"Look, Vanessa, of course the market fluctuates. Everybody knows that. I just got fluctuated out of four thousand dollars!"

Brian Damage
08-10-2004, 10:29 PM
Jerry

I can't believe you want to bring in an extra bed for a woman who wants to sleep with you. Why don't you bring in an extra guy too?!

rusyd
08-10-2004, 10:33 PM
George


"Moles. Freckles ugly cousin".

Brian Damage
08-10-2004, 11:02 PM
Kramer

"But the very idea. You had me lying in urine."

SarrahsMama
08-10-2004, 11:20 PM
Originally posted by Brian Damage
Kramer

"But the very idea. You had me lying in urine."

Is it Frank?

Brian Damage
08-10-2004, 11:21 PM
YES

SarrahsMama
08-10-2004, 11:40 PM
"It's not a lie if you believe."
or it could be
"It's not a lie if you believe it."

Brian Damage
08-11-2004, 10:21 AM
George

"I have a hair on my tongue. Can't get it off. You know how much I hate that? Of course you do. You put it there. I know what you said about me, Seinfeld. I know you badmouthed me to the execs at NBC. Put the kibosh on my deal. Now I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again."

sinatrastar
08-11-2004, 05:51 PM
C.J. Davola.

"Your like a bald-again."

Brian Damage
08-11-2004, 11:08 PM
Jerry

"I don't know how, or under what circumstances, the four of you found each other, but your callous indifference and utter disregard for everything that is good and decent has rocked the very foundation upon which our society is built."

rusyd
08-12-2004, 01:48 PM
The judge at their trial. Wasn't his name Vandalae?

Brian Damage
08-12-2004, 10:33 PM
yes, Arthur Vandelay

rusyd
08-13-2004, 09:18 PM
"I'm an art adorer. I adore art".

Brian Damage
08-13-2004, 10:52 PM
George

It's just a matter of common courtesy.. When you come in the house you wipe your wheels.

rusyd
08-14-2004, 08:48 AM
Susan's mother-can't remember her name


"I'm gonna lose that nail".

Brian Damage
08-14-2004, 10:01 AM
Kramer

"You tell anybody anything and I will carve my initials in your brain dish. I'll bash your skull into a vegematic like a bad cabbage, and I'll have a party on your head."

rusyd
08-14-2004, 08:42 PM
Jerry's hit and run girfriend. What was her name?

Brian Damage
08-15-2004, 10:55 AM
Her name was Angela you are next

rusyd
08-15-2004, 11:01 AM
Thanks


"Is he from the future"?

Brian Damage
08-15-2004, 11:05 AM
Jerry

"I can't carry a pen. I'm afraid I'll puncture my scrotum."

rusyd
08-15-2004, 11:08 AM
Kramer


"So, how long is this not going to be a problem for me"?

Brian Damage
08-15-2004, 11:15 AM
Originally posted by rusyd
Kramer

Actually it was George


"So, how long is this not going to be a problem for me"?

Jerry?

rusyd
08-15-2004, 08:45 PM
Sorry Brian,I thought it was Kramer. Anyway, no, not Jerry. It was the episode of no sex for someone.

Brian Damage
08-16-2004, 11:17 AM
George

This is the most public yet of my many humiliations.

sinatrastar
08-16-2004, 12:08 PM
Jackie Chiles.

'Now listen - I just don’t know how a person, with everything we now know about pre-natal care can put a cigarette in her mouth."

rusyd
08-16-2004, 09:02 PM
Elaine


"Who could love me"?

sinatrastar
08-17-2004, 10:35 AM
The smoked up Kramer?

rusyd
08-18-2004, 08:45 PM
You got it Sinatrastar

sinatrastar
08-20-2004, 10:47 AM
"Oh, this is insanity. I’m not this hippie!"

TGirl
08-21-2004, 01:38 AM
Elaine.

"Do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after six decades in a poorly ventilated English basement?"

Searn
08-21-2004, 01:51 AM
Originally posted by TGirl
Elaine.

"Do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after six decades in a poorly ventilated English basement?"



Peterman

"Why don't you put it in the car so I don't accidentally toss it in that dumpster."

Brian Damage
08-21-2004, 02:35 PM
Jerry

"Yeah, and when I see freaks in the street, I never ever stare at them, and yet I'm careful not to look away, see, because I want to make the freaks feel comfortable."

sinatrastar
08-21-2004, 09:55 PM
Gotta be Lainey??

Brian Damage
08-21-2004, 10:44 PM
Yes

sinatrastar
08-21-2004, 11:30 PM
'Hey! Did you hear the bank on the corner is offering $100 dollars if you go in there and they don't greet you with a hello?"

TGirl
08-22-2004, 01:17 AM
Kramer.

"UNdateable!!!"

Brian Damage
08-22-2004, 12:07 PM
Jerry

Don't walk around without a coat in this weather; you'll catch your death of cold.

sinatrastar
08-22-2004, 12:11 PM
Suspected dictator, Saddam Hussein (with a British accent)

"You wanna buy it back? Why, you got drugs hidden in the trunk?"

Brian Damage
08-22-2004, 12:33 PM
Jack Klompas

No, he's very fancy! Want me, love me! Shower me with kisses!

Dutabi84
08-22-2004, 12:49 PM
Originally posted by Brian Damage
Jack Klompas

No, he's very fancy! Want me, love me! Shower me with kisses!

Silvio..or was it Silvia? The super nonetheless...

So this is the ugly girl I've been hearing about.

Brian Damage
08-22-2004, 01:02 PM
Silvio is correct

sinatrastar
08-24-2004, 03:19 PM
Dutabi - You're up!

Dutabi84
08-25-2004, 03:03 PM
Sorry-

"So this is the ugly girl I've been hearing about."

SarrahsMama
08-25-2004, 05:11 PM
Originally posted by Dutabi84
Sorry-

"So this is the ugly girl I've been hearing about."

Jerry's one girlfriend that has the two faces and he meet at Tim's party. Gosh, I forgot her name.

sinatrastar
08-25-2004, 06:42 PM
You are right mama. (Her name was Gwen by the way)

SarrahsMama
08-25-2004, 07:15 PM
[ (Her name was Gwen by the way) [/B][/QUOTE]

Thanks Star!

"Allison spoke to me and she wanted me to speak to you".

Brian Damage
08-25-2004, 11:05 PM
Kramer

"I don't like when a woman says, 'Make love to me', it's intimidating. The last time a woman said that to me, I wound up apologizing to her."