Seinlanguage 2

[sinatrastar]

Originally posted by Brian Damage
Elaine

I was almost Mr. Coffee. They felt I was a little too relaxed.

That was not Elaine who said it, but I would have liked to have seen it. :D :cool:

[rusyd]

Originally posted by sinatrastar
Elaine

"Tell you what, if they win the pennant this year - I'll sit naked with you at the Worls Series."

Jerry said this didn't he to the fat guy on the subway?

[sinatrastar]

Originally posted by Brian Damage
I was almost Mr. Coffee. They felt I was a little too relaxed.

Jerry

Jerry said this didn't he to the fat guy on the subway?

Correct, but I prefer to call the guy "caloricly challenged".
your up rusyd

[rusyd]

Duly noted Sinatrastar.

"Maybye he's just very well red".

[Brian Damage]

George

Hear me, and hear me well. The day will come. Oh yes! Mark my words, Seinfeld. Your day of reckoning is coming, when an evil wind will blow through your little play world and wipe that smug smile off your face. And I'll be there, in all my glory, watching, watching as it all comes crumbling down.

[rusyd]

Newman?

[sinatrastar]

Filling in for Brian ...

That is Newman

[rusyd]

"I thought it sounded kind of cool".

[Brian Damage]

Jerry

You killed all the pretty flowers, didn't you Kramer? You killed the pretty little flowers, didn't you? You dirty, filthy, stinky weed!

[sinatrastar]

Crazy Joe Davola?

[Brian Damage]

think LA

[rusyd]

The lietenant police officer in LA when Kramer was charged with being a serial killer. One of the funniest lines (I think) from the show between Kramer and the lieutenant-can't remember his name.

"My job. What are you doing"?

[Brian Damage]

Kramer

I like to be able to take the blankets and swish them and swirl them.

[Brian Damage]

Kramer

I like to be able to take the blankets and swish them and swirl them.

[SarrahsMama]

[George?

[sinatrastar]

That was George!

[SarrahsMama]

"Want to go to the Gap?"

[Dutabi84]

Elaine

[SarrahsMama]

correct

[Dutabi84]

"Wanna get some pizza?"

[sinatrastar]

Jerry

"I am up for anything" :eek:

[Brian Damage]

Elaine

"I like to encourage intruders."

[SarrahsMama]

Was it Jerry?

[rusyd]

Crazy Joe Devola


"I'll tell you they had a pastry cart you wouldn't believe".

[Brian Damage]

George

That's my ass in your window!

[sinatrastar]

Elaine

"My wallet's gone, my wallet's gone!"

[Brian Damage]

Morty

I'm against all 'It's me's'. It's so self-absorbed and egotistical, like those hip musicians with their complicated shoes.

[sinatrastar]

George

"Your not Ted Danson"

[rusyd]

Jerry


"I think that's a 519".

[sinatrastar]

Originally posted by rusyd
Jerry


"I think that's a 519".

Actually I was going for Susan, but Jerry may have also said it.

Elaine?

[rusyd]

You're right. Susan and Jerry said it at one time. No, not Elaine. Think LA and Milano cookies.

[sinatrastar]

Jerry?

[rusyd]

You got it.

[sinatrastar]

"Look to the cookie!"

[Brian Damage]

Jerry

"He wrote the check and I cashed it."

[sinatrastar]

Kramer?

[Brian Damage]

wrong sex

[sinatrastar]

Elaine!

[Brian Damage]

Yes

[sinatrastar]

"If anything I should be dating a mentor and Banya should be
setting pins in a bowling alley"

[rusyd]

Jerry


"Did he crumble any crackers in it"?

[Dutabi84]

George?

[rusyd]

No this person is not a male.

[Dutabi84]

Originally posted by rusyd
No this person is not a male.

Hmm. I remember the situation - Jerry and this mystery person were discussing and deciding whether or not what Banya ate was "lunch" or not.

Musta been Elaine?

[rusyd]

You got it

[sinatrastar]

"At that moment, I was a Marine Biologist"

[Dutabi84]

Oops. That would be George.

[sinatrastar]

Yes

[Dutabi84]

Oh..you mean holes.

[sinatrastar]

Slippery Pete?

[Dutabi84]

Yes!

[sinatrastar]

"Is it true that when someone is lying their pants are actually on fire?"

[Brian Damage]

Jerry

I really like depriving myself of things. It's fun! Very monastic.

[sinatrastar]

Kramer

[Brian Damage]

Yes

[sinatrastar]

"Lubeck you glourious titwillow!"

[Brian Damage]

J.Peterman

You dipped the chip, you took a bite, and you dipped again. That's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip.

[sinatrastar]

"Timmy"

"Your hung up on some clown from the 60's"

[rusyd]

Eric the Clown


"There's just no way you could've beaten me by that much".

[Brian Damage]

Duncan

Appearance not important! This is unbelievable. Finally this is an ideology I can embrace!

[sinatrastar]

George.

"Look to the cookie!"

[rusyd]

Jerry

"Hey, how'd ya know about the guy in the park"?

[sinatrastar]

Cosmo Kramer

"Well George is an idiot"

[Brian Damage]

Jerry

Oh listen, before you go, would you mind changing my diaper?

[sinatrastar]

Sidney Fields

"Poise counts"

[Brian Damage]

Kramer

"I'm not the one going to hell."

[sinatrastar]

David Puddy?

[Brian Damage]

yes

[sinatrastar]

Let me tell you something, if her sister is getting tickets she's not that good looking.

[Brian Damage]

George?

[SarrahsMama]

Originally posted by sinatrastar
Let me tell you something, if her sister is getting tickets she's not that good looking.
George? I have seen this one a few time but can't remember who said it but I am going for George.

[rusyd]

You are both correct. Now who's turn is it?

[sinatrastar]

Brian or Sarrah - whoever checks in first.

That was about Jerry's massuese girlfriend, the one who hated George.

[Brian Damage]

"The last thing this guy's qualified to give a tour of is reality."

[sinatrastar]

Jerry

[Brian Damage]

Yes

[sinatrastar]

"We're collectors, we see objects of beauty and we must have them."

[SarrahsMama]

Peterman?

[sinatrastar]

It wasn't Peterman. It was said as a pick-up line.

[rusyd]

George


"I choose not to run".

[sinatrastar]

Jerry Seinfeld

[rusyd]

You got it.

[sinatrastar]

"Have a nice life ... sentence that is"

[SarrahsMama]

Originally posted by sinatrastar
"Have a nice life ... sentence that is"
Was it George when he said good bye to his prison g/f?

[sinatrastar]

George is correct. He said it to the criminal in the airport that was on the cover of Time.

[SarrahsMama]

I was almost right!


"Why do I always pay? Am I made of money?"

[rusyd]

Jerry


"But it was in pen. You fake erased".

[Brian Damage]

Elaine

I threw up all night. It was like my own personal Crying Game.

[rusyd]

George


"I told you it looked like her".

[SarrahsMama]

Originally posted by rusyd
George


"I told you it looked like her".

Kramer

[Brian Damage]

George

Oh well, I'll be watching. Don't screw up.

[rusyd]

Sally something or other. Susan's roomate from college.


"She must have a blueprint of the building or something".

[sinatrastar]

Elaine.


"You Mr. Jerry Seinfeld, are no comedian!"

[Brian Damage]

Katya

"That sex will melt your face."

[sinatrastar]

George?

[rusyd]

Kramer

"That's because you didn't win".

[sinatrastar]

Jerry?

[rusyd]

You got it.

[sinatrastar]

"What am I gonna do for fruit? :("

[Brian Damage]

Kramer

I'm in the unfortunate position of having to consider other people's feelings.

[sinatrastar]

Jerry

"Fake, fake, fake - fake"

[SarrahsMama]

Originally posted by sinatrastar
Jerry

"Fake, fake, fake - fake"
Elaine?

[sinatrastar]

Yes, it was Elaine.

[SarrahsMama]

It's about time I got one right! LOL

" How do you just walk into a house and take a TV Guide?"

[sinatrastar]

Frank?

[SarrahsMama]

You got it!

[sinatrastar]

"You'll be fine as long as it doesn't hit you right in the pupil, because then the whole ball will go up like the Death Star. Bkoomp!"

[SarrahsMama]

Originally posted by sinatrastar
"You'll be fine as long as it doesn't hit you right in the pupil, because then the whole ball will go up like the Death Star. Bkoomp!"

I think Jerry said it?

[sinatrastar]

It wasn't Jerry. Think of who would be most likely to make a wierd sound effect like "Bkoomp"!

[Brian Damage]

Kramer?

[sinatrastar]

Yes, Kramer. From The Puerto Rican Day when the laser pen guy was tormenting George.

[Brian Damage]

"They're so loud. They're always fighting. It's uncomfortable."

[sinatrastar]

Helen Seinfeld

[Brian Damage]

yes

[sinatrastar]

"I'll tell you what's insane - the price that I could get you
on a new desktop computer."

[rusyd]

George

"Do they make swaddiling clothes for adults"?

[sinatrastar]

George?

[rusyd]

You got it.

[sinatrastar]

"A fat starving artist is very rare"

[Searn]

Elaine

[sinatrastar]

Correct Searn - you control.

Welcome!

[Searn]

sorry about the delay, brand new here .. had to go through the 25 pages to see what has already been said.

here it is


"I don't have a good apartment for an intervention. The furniture, it's very non-confrontational."

[sinatrastar]

;)
Jerry

"If I knew it was for you, I never would have given it to
him in the first place! I would have taken a hatchet and smashed it to pieces!"

[SarrahsMama]

["I don't have a good apartment for an intervention. The furniture, it's very non-confrontational." [/B][/QUOTE]

Jerry?

Welcome!

[SarrahsMama]

Originally posted by SarrahsMama
["I don't have a good apartment for an intervention. The furniture, it's very non-confrontational."

Jerry?

Welcome! [/B][/QUOTE]

I was to slow so now I say the soup nazi?

[Searn]

Beat me

[sinatrastar]

Whoa - this game got busy! Mother of Sarrah your up! :cool:

[SarrahsMama]

Thanks, Sinatrastar!

"Step off George I don't want to see you"

[Searn]

Originally posted by SarrahsMama
Thanks, Sinatrastar!

"Step off George I don't want to see you"

Tony

"Well, look at that. A talking Nixon."

[sinatrastar]

Kramer - regarding George's keychain?

[Searn]

Originally posted by sinatrastar
Kramer - regarding George's keychain?

Correct!

[sinatrastar]

"I'm paying $60 to my maid. She doesn't do laundry and I'm gettin' nothing. All right. Once she pinched my ass, but I don't know what that was."

[SarrahsMama]

Originally posted by sinatrastar
"I'm paying $60 to my maid. She doesn't do laundry and I'm gettin' nothing. All right. Once she pinched my ass, but I don't know what that was."


George?

[sinatrastar]

Yes, from The Maid. When Jerry is dating his maid.

[SarrahsMama]

"Your extremely careful with money"

[rusyd]

Elaine


"Well, I'm salvaging the sauce. What's the matter with you"?

[SarrahsMama]

Originally posted by rusyd
Elaine


"Well, I'm salvaging the sauce. What's the matter with you"?

I am thinking Jerry when he got the hot sauce?

[Searn]

Originally posted by SarrahsMama
I am thinking Jerry when he got the hot sauce?


I'm thinking Kramer after the sauce broke

[rusyd]

Kramer is correct. It is when Jerry wanted the bbq sauce bottle that looked like Charles Grodin.

[Searn]

"You'll be out before we get the check!"

[rusyd]

Jerry


"That's what comes from avoiding mannual labor your whole life".

[SarrahsMama]

Originally posted by Searn
"You'll be out before we get the check!"

Was it Jerry? When they had the bet

[sinatrastar]

Originally posted by rusyd
Jerry


"That's what comes from avoiding mannual labor your whole life".

Jerry

"Your face is my case."

[Searn]

Originally posted by SarrahsMama
Was it Jerry? When they had the bet

Yes

[rusyd]

Jackie-something-the lawyer?

[sinatrastar]

It was Jackie Chiles - correct.

[rusyd]

"Oh,forget about it. It's not your cousin"!

[sinatrastar]

Estelle?

[rusyd]

Yes,it was the episode w the picture of the little guy from Tuscany who of course looked like Frank.

[sinatrastar]

"Seems to me that button is in the worst possible spot. The second button literally makes or brakes the shirt, look at it - it's too high. It's in no man's land - you look like you live with your mother."

[rusyd]

Jerry-the first line in the first episode and the last line in the last episode. Correct?

"The tap is tough".

[sinatrastar]

rusyd - you and others in this thread show an impressive body of Sein knowledge. Have you checked out the SeinJeopardy thread?

As to your quote re the tap I think Jerry said it.

[rusyd]

Yes, Jerry did say it. I did check out Seinjeopardy once,but was confused. It I assume is like the tv show. I will check it out again. Thanks

[sinatrastar]

It is just a trivia game where you should answer in the form of a question. We get pretty arcane at times but not always.

New Quote:

"I'm, I'm sorry, we already have a George."

[Brian Damage]

Elaine

"You know they're mentally disturbed. They should be sent to Australia."

[Searn]

Originally posted by Brian Damage
Elaine

"You know they're mentally disturbed. They should be sent to Australia."

Kramer

"If you want to make a person feel better after they sneeze, you shouldn't say 'God bless you.' You should say 'You're so good looking!'"

[sinatrastar]

Jerry

"Don't worry Jerry. We're right on this guy like stink on a monkey!"

[SarrahsMama]

Originally posted by sinatrastar
Jerry

"Don't worry Jerry. We're right on this guy like stink on a monkey!"

Kramer?

[sinatrastar]

Yes it was Cosmo.

[SarrahsMama]

"Parr-Don"

I know I spelled it wrong but it's the only way I could do it since this it was not the " but the way this person said it.

[sinatrastar]

Elaine?

[SarrahsMama]

Originally posted by sinatrastar
Elaine?


You got it!

[sinatrastar]

"Oh, I see how it works now. He knocks me out of commission, so you can strut around in your fancy number one shirt. Well, I'll show you who's number one."

[Searn]

Originally posted by sinatrastar
"Oh, I see how it works now. He knocks me out of commission, so you can strut around in your fancy number one shirt. Well, I'll show you who's number one."

Izzy Mandlebaum

"This is very much as I imagined it to be. Aside from this rattan piece which seems oddly out of place."

[sinatrastar]

Newman!

Maybe I'll go visit my mother. She just bought me some new panties and they're all laid out for me.

[Searn]

Originally posted by sinatrastar
Newman!

Maybe I'll go visit my mother. She just bought me some new panties and they're all laid out for me.


Elaine

"It had no face, no personality. It was like a martian."

[sinatrastar]

Elaine.

"Wanna get some pizza?"

[rusyd]

Kramer?

[Brian Damage]

Jerry

"Oh my god, I care."

[SarrahsMama]

Originally posted by Brian Damage
Jerry

"Oh my god, I care."

Jerry? when he was crying about the break up of his girlfriend?

[Brian Damage]

you got it

[SarrahsMama]

YIPPEE I got it right!

"If it would make you feel better I'll let you see me naked"

[Brian Damage]

Jerry?

[SarrahsMama]

Originally posted by Brian Damage
Jerry?

no, (hint) think of someone wacky!

[Searn]

Originally posted by SarrahsMama
YIPPEE I got it right!

"If it would make you feel better I'll let you see me naked"

I originally thought of Jerry also, in the episode where they go to the Hamptons to see the "BAAYYBEE" ... after Jerry sees Jane topless, and offers his nudity to George to make up for it.

Then your wacky clue made me think Kramer, .... then it hit me that Kramer saw Elaine naked when he was dating her roommate at one time ... and offered his nudity to make up for it.

Kramer

[SarrahsMama]

Originally posted by Searn
I originally thought of Jerry also, in the episode where they go to the Hamptons to see the "BAAYYBEE" ... after Jerry sees Jane topless, and offers his nudity to George to make up for it.

Then your wacky clue made me think Kramer, .... then it hit me that Kramer saw Elaine naked when he was dating her roommate at one time ... and offered his nudity to make up for it.

Kramer


Yes, it was Kramer

Your up Searn

[Searn]

"I haven't had a decent sandwich in thirteen years"

[sinatrastar]

Cosmo Kramer

[Searn]

Originally posted by sinatrastar
Cosmo Kramer


yaaaa, you got it!!!

[sinatrastar]

You know, if it was a regular salad I wouldn't have said anything. But you had to have the Big Salad!

[Brian Damage]

George

It's exhausting being with you.

[sinatrastar]

Elaine

"I'll wager his parents are more pure than yours."

[Brian Damage]

Gavin

My neck is one gargantuan monkey fist.

[sinatrastar]

J. Peterman

"and if you are undead, i'll find out about that out too."

[Searn]

Originally posted by sinatrastar
J. Peterman

"and if you are undead, i'll find out about that out too."


J. Peterman

"Yamahama, it's fright night!"

[rusyd]

Kramer

"So, you feel woman and children first in this day of age is somewhat of an antiquated notion"?

[sinatrastar]

Jerry.

"I can't find the reciept, my place is a sty."

[Brian Damage]

Jerry

"Listen to the bell, Grossbard...it tolls for thee."

[rusyd]

Kramer

"The tap is tough".

[sinatrastar]

Originally posted by Brian Damage
Jerry

Or the pig ;)

Jerry.

"There should be ballmen"

[Brian Damage]

Kramer

Decaf left, regular right. Decaf left, regular right. It's Very Challenging Work.

[rusyd]

The waitress from Monk's from the first episode. I can't recall her name.

"I feel like I got a B12 shot. This is like a taste explosion".

[Brian Damage]

George

"Oh... and another piece of the puzzle falls into place."

[sinatrastar]

Elaine?

[Brian Damage]

yes

[sinatrastar]

Boy a month in Europe with Elaine. That guy's coming home in a body bag.

[Brian Damage]

Kramer

let's face it. I've always been handicapped....I'm just now getting the recognition for it. Name one thing I have that puts me in a position of advantage, huh?!

[SarrahsMama]

Originally posted by Brian Damage
Kramer

let's face it. I've always been handicapped....I'm just now getting the recognition for it. Name one thing I have that puts me in a position of advantage, huh?!


George?

[Brian Damage]

yes

[SarrahsMama]

"If you bring it up again I will feed your gentials to the wolf's":crazy:

[sinatrastar]

Raquel Welch

[SarrahsMama]

Originally posted by sinatrastar
Raquel Welch

Yes, you are correct! I just love that saying...:rotflmao:

[sinatrastar]

I just love that saying...

Remind me not to get on your badside. :(


"Well, as much as I enjoy all the good-natured ribbing, nothing really makes me happier than spending money on the people I care about."

[SarrahsMama]

Originally posted by sinatrastar
Remind me not to get on your badside. :(


"Well, as much as I enjoy all the good-natured ribbing, nothing really makes me happier than spending money on the people I care about."

Was that George when he gave Elaine the sweater with the red dot?

[sinatrastar]

It was George. Although it was from The Money when George took out Elaine and the Seinfeld's and then ran into his parent in the restaurant.

[SarrahsMama]

"Scott, remember what we talked about the other day? George is into it!"

[Brian Damage]

George's girlfriend Bonnie

I'm gonna go pick up some chicks, Good looking ones too. Hey, what's your name?

[sinatrastar]

Kenny Bania

"I'm taking the Congo as a penalty"

[Searn]

Originally posted by sinatrastar
Kenny Bania

"I'm taking the Congo as a penalty"

Kramer



"I can't believe you're really going out with a woman named Lois."

[Brian Damage]

George

"Fine, you want to be a communist, be a communist. Can't you at least look like a successful communist?"

[sinatrastar]

Elaine.

"I think its the stench of death."

[Brian Damage]

Jerry

You know, it's the only country that still has the plague? I mean, the plague! Please!

[sinatrastar]

Pinter's dad. That's funny, I was going to use that one but I could not remember the exact phrasing of it so I used the death quote.

"Listen, let me ask you something. When you're with a guy, and he tells you he has to get up early, what does that mean?"

[Brian Damage]

Elaine

Well, maybe *you're* the one who stunk up the car, rather
than the car stinking up you!

[SarrahsMama]

Originally posted by Brian Damage
Elaine

Well, maybe *you're* the one who stunk up the car, rather
than the car stinking up you!

Was it the host at the restaurant when George and Jerry went in the ask for money? Then they made him sit in the car.

[rusyd]

Yes.

[SarrahsMama]

"George doesn't work he's a bum"

[Maestro]

Gotta be Estelle

[sinatrastar]

That was Estelle.

[SarrahsMama]

Originally posted by Maestro
Gotta be Estelle
Your up Maestro

[Maestro]

"You want to hit me?"

[sinatrastar]

((Who is)) Crazy Joe Davola?

[Maestro]

Crazy Joe D. from The Pitch is correct.

DEVOLA: Why shouldn't I look good?

JERRY: Oh, no reason. You're into karate right?

DEVOLA: You want to hit me?

[sinatrastar]

"Do you really want to have some fun, or are you just saying you want to have some fun?"

[Brian Damage]

Kramer

Why don't you get a pair of white shoes, move down to Miami Beach and get the whole thing over with?

[sinatrastar]

Jerry?

[Brian Damage]

Yes

[sinatrastar]

"How could anyone not like him?"

[Brian Damage]

Helen Seinfeld

"Hey, what do you call a doctor who failed out of med school?" ....
"A dentist."

[Searn]

Originally posted by Brian Damage
Helen Seinfeld

"Hey, what do you call a doctor who failed out of med school?" ....
"A dentist."


Beth, at Mickey's wedding


"I need a new look. I'm stagnating."

[sinatrastar]

Kramer

"While you're thinking about that, think about this - the
library closes at five o'clock, no exceptions. This is your final
warning. Got that, kewpie-doll?"

[rusyd]

Mr. Bookman-the library cop


"All right. Let's go. I'll give you half an hour".

[sinatrastar]

Elaine Marie Benes

"You wouldn't be trying to sell old Earl Haffler Dominicans in a Cuban wrapper, now would you?"

[Elaine Benes]

Earl Haffler

"It's like a full body dry heave set to music"

[Brian Damage]

George

Tim Whatley was one of my students. And if this wasn't my son's wedding day, I'd knock your teeth out you anti-dentite bastard.

[SarrahsMama]

Originally posted by Brian Damage
George

Tim Whatley was one of my students. And if this wasn't my son's wedding day, I'd knock your teeth out you anti-dentite bastard.

I don't know his name in the show but it's Robert Wagner?

[Brian Damage]

yes

[SarrahsMama]

"Are you sure your not pregnant?"

[Brian Damage]

Kramer

My first date ever with the Pacific Rim. I'm very excited.

[sinatrastar]

Jerry?

[Brian Damage]

yes

[sinatrastar]

I hate Step Nine! Where's that Rum Raisin? Where is it? I Can't
find anything. I need a drink. Ah, daquiri ice. Here we go. What are you
looking at? Get out! Come on, can't you see we're closed?! Get out!

[Brian Damage]

Jason "Stanky" Hanke

You know that Kim Novak has some big breasts?

[sinatrastar]

Sal Bass

[Brian Damage]

Yes

[sinatrastar]

Jerry, motor oil is the lifeblood of a car. Okay, you put in a low-grade oil, you could damage vital engine parts. Okay.

[Brian Damage]

Tony the mechanic

This watch, this watch could've paid for their whole trip. This ring, this ring is one more dinner I could've taken them out to. Water, they need some water!

[sinatrastar]

The close talker. Aaron I think.

"Listen, Tiny. I wanna know where Kramer is and wanna know now!"

[Brian Damage]

Jerry

Now you listen to me, suck face! You tell anybody, anything, and I
will carve my initials in your brain tissue!

[sinatrastar]

Jerry's hit and run girlfriend.

"Dios mio, el diable!" :(