Wrong Answer Game for Seinfeld 2

[Brian Damage]

It was traded away for some Hollywood memorabilia.

Why did Mr. Lipman renounce Judism?

[Seinatra]

Because the Sunshine Cleaners converted him to their cleaning cult. (By the way, what a bad story line that was :( )

Why did Jerry claim to be known as Slappy White?

[Brian Damage]

He was known to slap around people from time to time (you know about those comedians)

Who took George's Twix?

[Seinatra]

Joe Temple, as partial restitution for the couch George ruined.

Why did Elaine's boyfriend refuse to have any furniture in his house?

[Brian Damage]

He likes to be free and unfettered.

What did Kramer try to do so H&H would stop making bagels?

[Seinatra]

Pour concrete into their bagel mixing machine.

What did Kramer offer to wear to Elaine's
"date a man" charity auction?

[IGNTBone]

The Puffy Shirt.

When Jerry bumps into an old college lady friend, what does he tell her George does for a living?

[Seinatra]

A stand-up comedian.

Where did the money Jerry thought the dry cleaner stole from him end up?

[IGNTBone]

To fund the Sunshine Cleaner cult.

What candy of Kramer's falls into the open chest of a surgery patient?

[Seinatra]

A stick of overpriced Chinese gum.

Why did George borrow Jerry's labelmaker?

[IGNTBone]

To address his wedding invitations. But the glue didn't hold. It was toxic.

What happens to 'Tony the Mimbo' after rock climbing with Kramer & George?

[Brian Damage]

His diaphram just fell out!

Why did Babu get deported?

[Maestro]

The FBI shot him as part of a Russian illegal TV cable ring.
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What did the personalized license plate the Kramer once got say?

[Seinatra]

It said "555-FILK"

What did Kramer suggest Jerry do in a Mall parking lot?

[IGNTBone]

Try a Junior Mint, and some cantaloupe.

Why was the gang arrested in the final episode?

[Seinatra]

They were all arrested after the U.S. Post Office finally found out about their Bottle Deposit scam and use of Post Office property to perpetrate it.

Why was Jerry afraid of his Barber?

[IGNTBone]

After his first cut as a kid, loose hairs fell into his Farina. He wigged out, and hadn't been the same.

Why did George want to switch the tape on his girlfriend's phone machine?

[Brian Damage]

Elaine accidently called the wrong number and left an erotic message.

What does "Fragile" Frankie Merman do when he gets upset?

[IGNTBone]

Finds a quiet spot, a 'Glamour' magazine, and well...

Why does Poppie kick Jerry and Elaine out of his restaurant?

[Seinatra]

Because Jerry had the fleas, and Poppy does not stand for infestation.

Why did Cosmo cry when reading something his librarian girlfriend wrote?

[IGNTBone]

It was a story about a grape that rolled underneath a kitchen counter.

What does George's white lip discoloration turn out to be?

[Brian Damage]

being racist when eating the black and white cookie.

What caused Marisa Tomei to punch George in the chin?

[IGNTBone]

She quickly grew annoyed with his convoluted philosophy on manure.

Why does George always want to exit on a high note?

[Brian Damage]

He MUST have people like him.


Why did Elaine want Mrs. Seinfeld's urine?

[IGNTBone]

She needed to bring it to the pee-party she'd been invited to.

Whose phone number was in the pocket of Kramer's lotion-stained jacket?

[Seinatra]

Jon Voight

Why did Jerry answer his phone as "Vandalay Industries"?

[IGNTBone]

To avoid having to talk to his parents.

What did Jerry claim he was looking for when Delores/Mulva caught him going through her purse?

[TGirl]

PEZ.

Why was Elaine pretending to live in a janitor's closet?

[IGNTBone]

It was for a bet with Todd Gak. She won, he took her to dinner.

What did Jerry tell Manya, that he feared had killed her?

[Seinatra]

Newman's first name.

What did Kramer put police tape around in Jerry's apartment?

[IGNTBone]

Because the FBI shot up his "little cable-boy".

Why was George jackhammering in the middle of the street?

[Dutabi84]

Originally posted by IGNTBone
Because the FBI shot up his "little cable-boy".

Why was George jackhammering in the middle of the street?

His toupee was burried under the road.

What was in the package Jerry wanted Uncle Leo to open?

[The Modfather]

Condoms

What board game did Elaine give Adam? (Littman's son)

[IGNTBone]

Risk.

What was the most appealing factor to George about having an affair?

[Seinatra]

The low likelihood that it would result in the punturing his scrotum.

Why did George fear carrying a pen or pencil around with him?

[IGNTBone]

He was afraid it would bust or leak all over him, and make him look like Nazi sympathizer, Donald O' Brien.

Why did Kramer ask Paul O' Neill to hit two homers in his next Yankee game?

[Maestro]

Kramer had made some bets with the mob, needed the homers to win & didn't want to end up a floater in the East River.
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After being in the bathroom with Poppie, why won't Jerry eat his cooking?

[IGNTBone]

He washed his hands with his own urine.

Why does George leave a bunch of angry messages on a girlfriend's answering machine?

[Seinatra]

Originally posted by IGNTBone
He washed his hands with his own urine.


That would be enough to get me not to eat his cooking.


He was angry that she wouldn't tell him why she never changed her outfit.

Why did George go with Jerry to shop for a new Saab?

[IGNTBone]

He heard car dealerships sold the best candy.

How does the doctor describe George's reaction to Susan's death?

[Seinatra]

"****-eyed optimism"

Why did Kramer steal an old T-Shirt from Anthony Quinn?

((Oh - it edited my answer. The four letter word at the start should be a male rooster))

[IGNTBone]

Newman dared him, to make up for his busted helmet and uncooperative nature in court.

What food does Elaine stop to pick up before visiting Jake Jarmel in the hospital?

[Seinatra]

A double rum ice cream cone - from good old Hanky.

From whenst did Jerry's fleas come?

[Maestro]

From Cujo, Yukon Jack's bowser.
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What ailment did Kramer have that was the same as his dog friend Smuckers.

[IGNTBone]

Gonorrhea.

What was Jerry watching on TV to distract him from the naked woman across the street?

[TGirl]

A mattress commercial starring "The Wiz" (nobody beats him).

Why did Kramer want to hide his lock box key in Jerry's apartment?

[IGNTBone]

He thinks of Jerry's apartment as his confrence room. The shelves give it a more professional feel.

Why was Kramer posing as Elaine's boyfriend?

[Seinatra]

It was all part of Elaine's elaborate scheme to win back Jake Jarmel.

Why did Jerry force Newman to eat some broccoli?

[IGNTBone]

For squealing on him to his parents for making out during 'Schindler's List'.

What was Gavin's excuse for being late in picking up Farfelle, his dog?

[Seinatra]

He had spent the weekend desperately trying to find his rented copy of Rochelle Rochelle so he wouldn't be hit with any late fees.

Why did Jerry take issue with the placement of a button on George's shirt?

[IGNTBone]

It made him look like an old lady on her way to a Canasta game.

What did Jerry have against a "day-after thank you"?

[Maestro]

He didn't find it nessesary because he thought he deserved both "the this" and "the that."
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What un-motherly destructive type behavior does Babs Kramer seem to have in her past?
:drink:

[IGNTBone]

Taking "it" out in public.

Why does Helen insist on sending Jerry $50?

[Maestro]

She wanted her likeable boy to put it toward the volcano relief fund for krakatoa.
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What kind of guy did Kramer see at the hosital that he thought was the result of an experiment?

[IGNTBone]

A guy without tonsils.

Why did Jerry wear shades to the dinner in Morty's honor?

[Maestro]

They were the giant sunglasses he was wearing to go into Kramer's red light apartment, and since he was all hyper & feeling great after his Morning Thunder Tea, he just forgot to take them off.
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What did Jerry suggest Seth do with him, that ended up costing Seth his job?

[Seinatra]

Kidnap a dog that was 'bothering' Elaine.

Why was George's piano playing girlfriend angry with Elaine?

[Maestro]

Because 'Lainey stole all of her toilet paper... & then laughed about it!
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How does pianist Noel warm up her digits before a concerto?

[IGNTBone]

By leaving her pants off until right before showtime.

What food product does Kramer encourage George to shave with?

[Maestro]

None... don't you know you're not supposed to poke around down there! :eek:
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What interesting grooming habit did Kramer develop when he was a lifeguard?

[IGNTBone]

Shaving only half his face every day.

Why does Elaine encourage her head-shaver boyfriend to grow it all back?

[Maestro]

He kept wanting to dip his bald head in oil and rub it all over her body.
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What usually unattractive pyhsical ailment did Elaine tell an ol' gal was "very distinctive," and that she wish she had one..... really... ?

[IGNTBone]

Gonorrhea.

Which fast-food outlet caused a stir when their neon sign disturbed Kramer's way of life?

[Maestro]

It was either Ray's, Famous Ray's, or Original Ray's, I'm not sure which one.
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Trying to prove something to himself and Elaine, Jerry called old girlfriends to find out if they had *what* with him?

[IGNTBone]

Read 'Tropic Of Cancer'.

Why does Kramer choose not to wear an AIDS Walk ribbon?

[Seinatra]

He thinks it will clash with his lobster shirt.


And you know Kramer likes to look good.


Why did Jerry get upset when his girlfriend asked him to go to a Spanish restaurant?

[IGNTBone]

With a name like Donna Chang, he assumed she was Chinese.

What semi-lame verbal come back is George dead set on using for revenge on a co-worker?

[Maestro]

"Jimmy Crackcorn and I don't care!"
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Where did Kramer start swimming in order to help his back?

[IGNTBone]

His super-insulated hot tub.

Where was Jerry going on the subway, when he made friends with a nudist?

[Seinatra]

To George's estate in the Hamptons.

How did George blow his bra salesman interview?

[Maestro]

He tried to slip the boss a *mickey*, then kicked over a paint thinner can catching the place on fire, and ran out of there trampling women and children on the way.
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What of Sidra's, was Jerry compelled to find out if it was real?

[Belair]

A tattoo on her breast.
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Why couldn't Kramer taste his much-loved peaches?

[Maestro]

Because he was comparing them to the B12-like taste explosion of The Mango.
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What did Jerry prefer to use for a fly closure instead of the dangerous, metal toothed zipper?

(EDIT: & PS, be more creative than "velcro" ;) )

[Seinatra]

The KlapCo D29. He really didn't want 'it' to accidentally be 'out'.

Why did Elaine keep hanging up on her friends' husband/boyfriend?

[IGNTBone]

Thought this thread had died. Good to see it hasn't

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She was having a lesbian affair with his wife. They wanted to get married, but the subway train broke down.

What celebrity does Elaine remind the Soup Nazi of?

[Maestro]

What celebrity does Elaine remind the Soup Nazi of?Raquel Welch with a little Meryl Streep. Yev thought she didn't move her arms much and that she was fake, fake, fake.
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What did Jerry ruin while walking in the rain with Alton Benes?

[IGNTBone]

Any chances of ever making another "deal" with Elaine.

What gave Jerry the headstart he needed to win his second foot-race in years?

[Maestro]

He was wearing plyometric shoes.
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What was unusual about the way The Jimmy spoke?




(What did Jerry ruin while walking in the rain with Alton Benes?
Any chances of ever making another "deal" with Elaine.- :lol:
That answer so rocks IGNTBone - great wordsmithing :cool: )

[IGNTBone]

Jimmy used exclaimation points at the end of all sentances.

Why did Frank Costanza refuse to cook?

(Thanks 'Stro!)

[Maestro]

He was laying down his spatula just for spite, and quitting lock, stock and barrel.
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What cop-a-feel groping technique did Frank claim was his creation?

[Seinatra]

"Scooping the niblets"

Why did Kramer get called a hipster dufus?

[IGNTBone]

Joseph coined that derogatory phrase after Kramer used his Technicolor Dreamcoat while pimping.

Why was Ping suing Elaine?

[TGirl]

For lying about her address so that she could get free Chinese delivery.

What provoked George to slip his boss a mickey?

[IGNTBone]

His boss boycotted all things Disney.

What was Kramer carrying around in the parking garage?

[Maestro]

A big, heavy bag of coins.
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What did Jerry see his girlfriend do with some vegtables that caused him to break up with her?

[IGNTBone]

They were making their own pizzas, and she wanted to put them on hers.

What food ingredient did George compare the city of Seattle to?

[Maestro]

Mango. Both of them give George a woodrow (aka "made it move")
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What was refered to as "The Manfur."

[Seinatra]

The patch of hair on Elaine that Kramer noticed when he saw her naked.

Why did George trick Jerry's girlfriend into eating lobster?

[Seinatra]

Joseph coined that derogatory phrase after Kramer used his Technicolor Dreamcoat while pimping.
:lol:

[IGNTBone]

He wanted desperately for her to like him. It really bothered him that she didn't.

What super-hero themed debate did Jerry & George have at Monk's, in front of Kramer's intern?

[Seinatra]

What interest rate Lois Loan charged to borrow money.

What did Kramer yearn for?

[IGNTBone]

A really good piece of cantaloupe from Joe's.

What does George tell Jerry, that accidentally badmouths Superman?

[Maestro]

That Superman had naked drawings of Jimmy Olsen
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Jerry figured if Superman had super strength and super speed, he must also certainly have super what?

[IGNTBone]

Ability to 'Master His Own Domain'.

What liquor does Kramer imbibe, but which has no odor?

[Maestro]

a tepid pool of his own filth puke:
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What item from the wedding of King Edward VIII to Wallis Simpson, circa 1937 did J. Peterman keep as a collectable.

[IGNTBone]

An undershirt...which he then traded for a used van.

What does George describe as a 'binding social contract'?

[hughpuppies]

The Muffin Tops are all in Kramer's closet until he comes up with a big great invention he has been working on for them.

Whatever happen to the Ugly Baby that Kramer, George, Elaine, and Jerry went to see in the Hamptons?

[IGNTBone]

She was mistaken for a rooster, and ended up undefeated in cockfights.

According to Elaine, what should be the new courtesy after someone sneezes?

[hughpuppies]

Who ever sneezes has to bow down and kiss Elaines feet.

What does Frank Constanza wear when he took his shirt off in front of Kramer in George's apartment and Kramer told him to put this on?

[Seinatra]

Who ever sneezes has to bow down and kiss Elaines feet.


I think more than a few of our members would be happy to do that.


Frank wore a #1 Dad T-Shirt.

[IGNTBone]

And your next question? :)

[Seinatra]

Why was an umbrella salesman unwilling to sell an umbrella to Jerry?

[IGNTBone]

Due to the bounced check of his displayed in the market.

What bet did George lose, to have him pick Jerry up at the airport?

[Maestro]

Whether or not Dustin Hoffman was in Star Wars.
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What did the Bubble Boy ask Susan to do when he 1st met her [& George]?

[Seinatra]

Get him a meeting with Russel Dalryple so he could pitch a sitcom idea to him.

Why did Jerry want to get his autographed picture back from a cafeteria waitress.

[IGNTBone]

She refused to serve him an egg-white omlet.

What talk show studio did Kramer ressurect from the trash?

[Seinatra]

The Morton Downey Jr. Show.

Why did Jerry order a chicken dinner for Elaine, despite her protests that she was not hungry?

[IGNTBone]

It was just one small part of a big charade. Jerry pretended they were married to recieve a dry-cleaning discount.

Why couldn't Kramer initially make the trip up to Susan's father's cabin?

[Seinatra]

He was busy trying to get a huckleberry pie making business started with Newman.

What did George and Jerry find that Elaine had been secretly writing in her apartment?

[IGNTBone]

A pilot of an "Elaine" show to be spun off of the "Jerry" NBC pilot.

Why can't Elaine order flounder from a Chinese restaurant?

[Maestro]

She was blacklisted from Chinese restaraunts because they mistakenly thought she was the head Arryan Union.

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In arbitration, what did Elaine agree to let Newman cut in half?

[IGNTBone]

Peterman's slice of the Royal Family wedding cake. Newman wanted some too.

Why did Steinbrenner commit George to a mental facility?