just random funny things

[harper vs harper]

george being a nazi

there had to be a second spitter

that story kramer tells about when the girl gets her pinky toe cut off and he puts the toe in a cracker jack box and tkes the bus to the hospital and knocks that guy out then drives the bus and still lets people off at there stops




lets hear some more

[Brian Damage]

Kramer punching out Mickey Mantle.

[Denim Vest]

I liked when Kramer pretended to be a cop. "make love to that wall!" :lol:

[Maestro]

How about in The Abstinence, when J is talking to G in 5A, as a sidebar G is solving a Rubik's Cube while correctly rifling through Jeopardy questions given by Alex T. on the tube.
I like plots where G does good.

G: "What is Pericles?..........Who is Sir Arthur Conan Doyle......What is Borax?..............What is Tungsten or Wolfram?"

ALEX TREBEK: "We were looking for 'What is Tungsten, or Wolfram'."

J: "Is this a repeat?"

:lol:

Many of my fav moments are not huge lines, I like some of nuances used by the characters, like maybe just a certain look or body language.

[Maestro]

Like when G walks in to 5A and K is Kissing J.

G just rolls his eyes, turns & leaves, end of scene, no G dialog.
That was funny!

or....

[Maestro]

the look/actions G used when he was screening his calls, eating popcorn like it was a show and listening to himself sing "Believe it or not I'm walking on air" (Greatest Amer Hero) on his answering machine. G says nothing, but is enjoying his voice emensely.

Those are great Georgie moments BABY!!!!!!!

[FOLN@NFan]

555-FILK...haha watchin it now

only Kramer could do this..."Hello, and Welcome to Movie Phone! using ur touch tone keypad, please enter the first 3 digits of the movie you would like to see now." "You've selected Agent Zero! Press one if this is correct." (George: "What?") "Uh...You've selected Brown Eyed Girl. Press 1 if this is correct." "Why dont u just Tell me the name of the movie you want to see?!" "To find the the-a-ter nearest you, use your touch tone keypad to enter your 5 digit zip code now." "Why dont you just tell me where you want to see the movie?!"

haha...and at the end, the real movie phone guys comes 2 kramers door "hello, and welcome to ur worst nightmare! I know youre in there, cosmo, kramer, apartment 5B!..."


oh yea, forgot the first time w/ Elaine:
..."Hello, and Welcome to Movie Phone! brought to u by the NY time and HOT 97. coming to the-aters this friday...kevin bacon...susan saradaon...'youve got to get me over this mountain! AHH! Noo!!!' <exploding and screaming sounds> Theres no higher place than...Mountain High. Rated R. If you know the name of the movie u want 2 see, press 1." Elaine: "Kramer??" Kramer: "E...Elaine?" Elaine: "Um...what time does Chunnel (?) start?" Kramer: "uhh...i dont know."

[Ant-Lox]

When Putty Showed his 8-Ball Jacket to Elaine at the end of the Fur Coat ep

George's Answering Machine

Elaine's crazy dancing

When Frank put on the 'bro' and his wife walked in

[sinatrastar]

Jerry trying to play off being busted on his fake Butcher - "I'll bet he acted all aloof like he didnt know me"

[BensonFan]

When Elaine says in that accent....

"MAYBE THE DINGO ATE YOUR BABY!"

Something about that just cracks me up :lol:

Lisa

[sinatrastar]

Hello Benson fan, here is a pic for you ;)

[sinatrastar]

Looks like Jerry is doing his "Tony the Mimbo" imitation where he puts his collar up and walks around saying Tonee, Tonee.

[BensonFan]

Originally posted by sinatrastar
Hello Benson fan, here is a pic for you ;)

Hey thanks!! Question...how can I get this pic below my name, like you have your Elaine pic? This is a great one!

Lisa

[Ant-Lox]

When Jerry said "I gotta Have A Lo mein" I loved that part from the 1st episode.

[TGirl]

. . . when Kramer set up his apartment as a Talk Show set.

Who else, but Kramer, would have that much free time on his hands?

[H. E. Pennypacker]

The Fix Up
When Jerry and Elaine are fighting - Kramer storms in break up the fight and then...

"Now don't you two see... that you're in love with each other!"


The Ticket
George in the 2nd pitch meeting with the NBC execs, this time changing his tune...

"Story is the foundation of all good comedies, you gotta have a story - otherwise it's just masturbation!"

Seeing Jerry's Jaw drop at that moment is priceless!

[Tweety]

Originally posted by Maestro
How about in The Abstinence, when J is talking to G in 5A, as a sidebar G is solving a Rubik's Cube while correctly rifling through Jeopardy questions given by Alex T. on the tube.
I like plots where G does good.

G: "What is Pericles?..........Who is Sir Arthur Conan Doyle......What is Borax?..............What is Tungsten or Wolfram?"

ALEX TREBEK: "We were looking for 'What is Tungsten, or Wolfram'."

J: "Is this a repeat?"

:lol:





That was a great episode!

Speaking of Jeopardy, I wonder how the "Abstinence" George would fare against the current Jeopardy champ who's won like 37 games in a row?

Abstinence George might be the only person out there who could beat that guy!!

[H. E. Pennypacker]

You know that guy ain't gettin laid either!

How about in The Bizarro Jerry, Jerry has turned into Kramer and Kramer is behaving like Jerry, Elaine asks Kramer for advice regarding some auditor at work... Kramer's answer:

"You should sleep with him"



Also great is in The Wig Master (I think) when Kramer is sleeping with Jerry in his bed, Jerry wakes up to see Kramer sitting up reading a catalogue

"Hmmm, Patio Furniture is on sale..." I piss myself everytime I see that!

[bytor2112]

the episode when george and mike are arguing over the parking space...and jerry finds out mike thinks he's "phony"

and mike tries to play it off....

and says "that michael jordan is so phony"

[rusyd]

When George starts yelling at the guy in the street who he thinks has doubled parked his car in front of Kramers, and the guy says its not his car and George says, "I wasn't talking to you"! I thought that was funny.

[IGNTBone]

The ep where Kramer falls for Jerry's girlfriend Pam. When Kramer goes to talk to him about it, he wants George to leave the room....

K - "It doesn't concern you."
G - "Well, if it doesn't concern me...then I can stay!"

Kramer pulls the chair George is sitting in out in the hall. Later, as Kramer runs out of the apartment screaming, George is just sitting there with a "why me" look on his face.

Also, from the dinner with Alton Benes ep...

J - "What do we say?"
G- "We say we're frightened, and we have to go home!"